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- scyphozoa, on 05/27/2009, -11/+624Instantly legendary status and one of the best ZPs ever.
Dugg for overweight housecats with no legs! - Archaic1, on 05/27/2009, -8/+379I'm still patiently waiting for 3D Realms to reveal their disbanding as being one huge joke on the gaming community when they show off a finished version of DNF at E3 in just over a week alongside a release date for only a few weeks later.
- fragsta, on 05/27/2009, -13/+316Best. Review. Ever.
- MasterInsan0, on 05/27/2009, -32/+295Yeah...I heard that part too. I also thought it was funny. Congratulations for repeating something that you found humorous. Would you like a cracker?
- Ligeti, on 05/27/2009, -4/+216Cooking ravioli on the Moon and total ear control? ***** Yes!
- Sylocat, on 05/27/2009, -10/+220I confess I wasn't expecting Yahtzee to do THIS... although it was kind of inevitable, when you think about it. Still, when I saw the title, I assumed it was just going to be general commentary on the games industry and the trends that DN:F represents, not a parody of what the actual game would have been like.
EDIT: Oh, and incidentally, here's an idea. Now that DN:F is officially dead, why not just put the franchise in the public domain and let a bunch of small start-up game studios take their own low-budget attempts at making DN:F? Or better yet, sell the franchise to someone who will hold a contest to that effect, have all the studios entering send their game in, pick the best submissions and release them as a box set? - njt1982, on 05/27/2009, -4/+192That's one hell of a tongue-whipping 3D Realms got there!!
- CoD4, on 05/27/2009, -11/+173BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
- SethEllis, on 05/27/2009, -12/+172I'm no binky, but this is the best Zero Punctuation ever! (no seriously)
- Jektal, on 05/27/2009, -4/+158I think it'd be amusing if just one of the 3D Realms employees shows up with a grocery bag full of DVD-Rs containing the source and assets, and just starts handing them out to spite Take Two.
- PixelD, on 05/27/2009, -1/+128OF STEEL!
- JohnAngiostatic, on 05/27/2009, -90/+216"But the hardest one of all is the achievement is for turning off the console, leaving the house, meeting a nice girl, taking a sailing boat around the world, having 3 beautiful blond children, and finally dying contempt with the knowledge that you didn't spend 12 years waiting for a utterly pedestrian sequel to a game that everyone stopped caring about around 1997 to be released by a developer that makes Jon Romero look on the ball!"
- gcauthon, on 05/27/2009, -2/+103It's more likely that they would show up with a bag of 5-1/4" floppies.
- cmw72, on 05/27/2009, -12/+109TARGIC!
- KirbyMeister, on 05/27/2009, -15/+107And if one of those children turn out brunette, you have to start all over again.
- danwallace, on 05/27/2009, -12/+92Well there ya go, folks. Video game expert omgwtflawl tells you how it is. PERIOD. END OF STORY. OMGWTFLAWL!
- njt1982, on 05/27/2009, -1/+78Because there is no money in that? ;-)
- Doomsan, on 05/27/2009, -9/+85He's right, i don't see how that game was gonna be any different that the thousands of FPS out there.
- shanesemler, on 05/27/2009, -2/+78"Content," not "contempt."
- kinseyincanada, on 05/27/2009, -8/+75ha he just made fun of a ***** load of diggers.
- bendeboy, on 05/27/2009, -3/+69holy *****, it's not a graveyard in here.
- danwallace, on 05/27/2009, -3/+68***** that, I'd buy two.
- badenglishihave, on 05/27/2009, -1/+48... he's doing it again!
- JeffDUpp, on 05/27/2009, -3/+50………………………………………„-“”;;;;;„„„--„„””-„
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……………………………””””~~------------~” - daschupa, on 05/27/2009, -2/+48Umm, he doesn't use punctuations.
- mmd1080, on 05/27/2009, -1/+46Usually by submitting it.
- bkraj, on 05/27/2009, -5/+45I started laughing after just reading the title of the Digg article.
- tdogg241, on 05/27/2009, -5/+43I just dugg you both down. It was still pretty satisfying.
- Archaic1, on 05/27/2009, -2/+38oh man I can't wait to see the look on 2008's face when they get rickrolled!
- Darthyoshiboy, on 05/27/2009, -12/+48I've never Dugg a Yahtzee review, or any of those weekly things that against all odds still get Dugg when you should just know that a new episode/comic/story is hitting today, but this deserves several hundred Diggs. BEST YAHTZEE REVIEW EVER!
- pfhayter, on 05/27/2009, -2/+37One word... strippers.
- immatellyouwhat, on 05/27/2009, -3/+37That whole quote was said in just 3.5 seconds.
- CrazySpaniard, on 05/27/2009, -2/+34get off my vent or I'll have you bent.
- mnortei, on 05/27/2009, -0/+32"I'm gonna beat the ***** outta your ***** mother that gave birth to you you ***** cocksucking mother ***** you just watch when I find your god-damn ass imma rip your ***** balls and ram 'em down your god-damn throat and make you a new ***** box do you ***** understand me? GTFO my god-damn vent your piece of *****! imma make you a ***** when I find your god-damn ass imma ram my *****' fist up your- ballsballsballsballsballsballs
also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno <- context - PhoenixAvatar2, on 05/27/2009, -2/+33I'm emo so I always bury my comments.
- immatellyouwhat, on 05/27/2009, -1/+31He uses zero in-fact.
- riskybeats, on 05/27/2009, -2/+31I was actually caught off guard by the funny and almost spit my drink everywhere quite a few times. It takes something really special for me to share this tidbit with the interwebs.
- westborn, on 05/27/2009, -4/+31By being a unrealistic, colorfull, juvenile and actually fun game with a few gimmicks thrown into it. Nothing worth waiting 12 years for, but fun nonetheless.
- DrDragun, on 05/27/2009, -8/+34That's targic
- Sylocat, on 05/27/2009, -3/+27You can't make a profit off something you're not selling, so how can you lose a profit you're not making? To quote Cary Grant in Charade: "A third of nothing is nothing."
And there could be money in my second idea. - ExoticKosher, on 05/27/2009, -1/+25He only does it when you talk.
- dudeman88, on 05/27/2009, -2/+26He has several impressive freeware games available.
- daqq, on 05/27/2009, -3/+27I've heard Jesus will be demoing it.
- zephc, on 05/27/2009, -8/+31Nnnnnno!
Juice box! - Vindexus, on 05/27/2009, -2/+22Give it an hour or two.
- GrayvDigger, on 05/27/2009, -6/+23Awesome approach to the topic and a good closing point for the whole era of waiting for that game. Good riddance.
- TheIndigoSky, on 05/27/2009, -1/+18Obvious troll is obvious.
- ManUnitdFan, on 05/27/2009, -3/+20Die in a fire.
- cytric79, on 05/27/2009, -2/+19He makes games for free if that helps.
http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/games.htm - chaosblade77, on 05/27/2009, -1/+17Considering Serious Sam just took the Duke Nukem formula and built on it, yes.
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