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- crownjewel, on 10/10/2007, -1/+126If you can't deal with a little polite criticism then you're in the wrong business. Props to Chris for being mature.
- zizzy, on 10/10/2007, -3/+108Uwe Boll: "He ignored also that the audience enjoyed the movie and tons of other critics LOVED it."
Good. Part of writing a good review is not basing it on OTHER people's opinions. If every review started to reflect on all the other opinions, it would mostly destroy the purpose of a review. - zweben, on 10/10/2007, -5/+83He sounds like a 12 year old. I'll be sure not to see the movie now, and I didn't even read the review.
- africansk8er, on 10/10/2007, -4/+73"If he cannot see that scenes are genius in that movie..."
Jeez, brag much?
MAH MOVIE IS TEH AWESOME!!1! BESST EVAH!!
YOU NO LIKE? YOU STUPID AND YOU SUCK!!!1! - Mewchu11, on 10/10/2007, -4/+56I didn't know Uwe had a digg account... How you doing Mr. Boll?
- yargthepirate, on 10/10/2007, -3/+50If you can't deal with a little polite criticism then don't make movies that suck balls.
- SirNoobius, on 10/10/2007, -3/+32I don't understand why people let him make movies...
I think one of his movies was voted one of the 5 worst movies of the 20th century. - TheCount, on 10/10/2007, -4/+32Actually I've heard this before. He just sounds like a non-english speaking person that is trying to get across just how pissed off he is, in English. I've gotten in a few arguments like this, and the person can't really come up with a way to express their anger fully in a language that is foreign to them, so they just start saying the most common insults they know, even though they don't know how to string them together. It would be like knowing basic Spanish and trying to curse out someone in Spain, you'd end up repeating all the little naughty words you learned and sounding like a moron.
- yargthepirate, on 10/10/2007, -2/+29He said he was interested in doing a Metal Gear Solid movie..... Kojima's reply was something along the lines of "OMFG ***** NO".
- Urusai, on 10/10/2007, -3/+29"...you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls..."
Sounds like a self-description of Uwe Boll, except the balls part. - arcooke, on 10/10/2007, -3/+29He talks like a youtuber.
- jalexhall1989, on 10/10/2007, -5/+29"chris
your review shows me only that you dont understand anything about movies and that you are a untalented wanna bee filmmaker with no balls and no understanding what POSTAL is. you dont see courage because you are nothing. and no go to your mum and ***** her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it.
people like you are the reason that independent movies have no chance anymore.
uwe boll
PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb *****"
Me fail engrish? that umpossible! - MrMil, on 10/10/2007, -4/+25Can you clearly see the computer screen with all that Uwe spoo on your face?
- Twist05, on 10/10/2007, -2/+20"and no go to your mum and ***** her ...because she cooks for you now since 30 years ..so she deserves it."
.... - Malakin, on 10/10/2007, -2/+20Wow! Having not seen any of them, I did not fully understand how badly Boll's movies sucked until I looked over the IMDB ratings for them:
(Items he director before Postal, in reverse chronological order)
Seed 1.8/10
In the Name of the King 2.4/10
BloodRayne 2.5/10
Alone in the Dark 2.2/10
House of the Dead 2.0/10
Heart of America 4.6/10
Blackwoods 2.6/10
Sanctimony 3.0/10
Erste Semester, Das 1.9/10
Amoklauf 1.6/10
Imagine all the potential, brilliant movie directors out there who can't get funding to make their breakthrough movie, and yet enormous amounts of money are wasted so that Boll can crap out another one. I find this to be a sad state of affairs. - wonderboy, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19http://imdb.com/name/nm0093051/
All of his movies are rated terribly. - relaxeder, on 04/17/2009, -0/+16"PS: POSTAL is R RATED . The MPAA understood the satire -- you not -- you dumb *****"
UWE SMASH - ussr2003, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Am I the only one that realizes this is not a serious response? Honestly, think about it, who in their right mind would say something like that... I suspect it was an attempt at sarcasm that has horribly failed and backfired.
- louiedog, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14The problem with your statement is the either/or part. It's clear to people who have seen his movies and know that he his German that both are true.
- Fordi, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13HE SAID SUMTHEENG BAD ON MY GEENYUS!!! HE GETZ TEH FLAMEXORZ!!!
That's pretty much the vibe I got. - skankyBacon, on 10/10/2007, -3/+15"I am going to see this movie because it is the cool thing to do."
Yeah, wouldn't want to do anything just because you WANTED to; that'd be so totally un-cool. - Twist05, on 10/10/2007, -2/+13Troll rhymes with Boll...
- VeganG, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12Good films? Are you high?
- skankyBacon, on 10/10/2007, -2/+12"If he cannot see that scenes (for example WELFARE OFFICE, Job Interview) are genius in that movie - then there are 2 possibilities: he is dump and has no idea what movies are or he hates me and is dissappointed about his own ***** career."
Clearly it's outside the realm of possibility that your movie could just suck.... - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -5/+15Bash Michael Bay all yo uwant, but Uwe is not in the same league as Michael Bay. Michael Bay has made some very enjoyable movies. ( Transformers, The Rock ) Uwe has not, and probably never will. Putting Uwe and Michael in the same sentence is insulting to Michael, in my opinion.
- yargthepirate, on 10/10/2007, -3/+12***** you dude, The Rock was awesome.
- zweben, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11You're probably right. I didn't realize english wasn't his native language but it makes sense.
Someone really ought to tell him that he sounds like a moron. - tazx, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10Not with Boll doing it.
- max420, on 10/10/2007, -2/+11I think its funny that Boll is raging about the review... he is probably just mad that no one liked he movie... AGAIN. I don't understand why he is turning down the interview request tho.
- burstaneurysm, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Boll needs to stop making movies, in fact, after seeing that email, I think he should go sit in the corner until he grows up.
- Visk, on 10/10/2007, -1/+9Was anyone else distracted by the Pong game in the banner? I was anxious to see who would win.
- ronsta, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8why did he call him dump?
- juicebag, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9He actually types like that? And he expects to be taken seriously?
- h4mx0r, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7He didn't even make it completely fair. Lowtax was a challenger, and he was promised some tips and maybe a small training session to teach him a bit of boxing. Unfortunately Uwe can't be trusted, as Lowtax never got those tips.
- eean, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9Praise science for "Reply to all" (I assume thats why Wired got sent the private correspondence). It brings such entertainment to modern life.
- Skanadian, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8How can we tell you're being sarcastic when you say "I agree"?
- noumuon, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7partial vertical dyslexia?
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -3/+10Well, Uwe Boll once punched out the SomethingAwful guy: http://youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo
This rant is Boll at his most mature. - Elranzer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Maybe Uwe should just post his movies directly to YouTube rather than in theatres from now on.
- VeganG, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Or Revver. Then maybe they'd at least make some money.
- breadfred, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5And you sound like a moron
- BobsYourUncle, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Oh man, BloodRayne was a classic. I knew when I rented it it would be bad, but nothing prepared me for what I witnessed... It was bad.
- breadfred, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5You sir are a *****
- bluechips23, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7Well now we all know who is the real "Dumb f**k"...
Some people just love to dig up their own graves. - 350Zed, on 10/10/2007, -3/+8Imagining this idiot being this pissed off just makes stealing his crap movies via Bittorrent all the more enjoyable.
- MadGouki, on 10/10/2007, -3/+8Postal was a horrible, sophomoric, immature game, I believe that was one of its selling points. To see such a response from anyone involved with the Postal series is less than shocking.
- TheCount, on 10/10/2007, -7/+12If Michael Bay is still allowed to make movies, why not this guy?
- dcoolidge, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6Calling your self a genius does not make you one.
- fanclerks, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5I got to ask the same, what? Have we watched the same movies?
- Shanobi, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Paraphrasing one of my favorite reviews of Boll's Alone in the Dark: "This movie is so bad, that from here on out whenever a director makes an awful movie they will be able to console themselves by saying 'at least I didn't make Alone in the Dark'."
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