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- madchedar0, on 10/12/2007, -5/+36RIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAAAAAAAACER
- Ashkc88, on 10/12/2007, -5/+30All your developers are belong to us.
~Microsoft - Nobi-Wan, on 10/12/2007, -5/+26I think it's the new "All your base are belong to us."
- Klarth, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22Contact for DS does it, too:
http://www.toastyfrog.com/img/blogart/0607july/060725_massivedamagealt.jpg - Soniti, on 10/12/2007, -8/+28I don't see why everyone is so quick to rush this joke into the "omg its so old pls stop im so over it" phase. It seems like it's the new cool thing to do, like calling everything photoshopped.
I, personally, still find it funny, and I heard it when it first came around.
~Soniti - djSyndrome, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Final Fantasy V Advance does it as well.
http://home.comcast.net/~djsyndrome916/Massive_Damage.jpg
It's also in the strategy guide.
[/bandwagon] - animefx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18please digg my comment for massive damage ::clears throat::
several people have already made sony e3 2006 remixes on youtube... some of them are really funny.
other sony e3 2006 jokes include:
- "genji 2 features such innovations as uhhhhh.... real time weapon changes!" meanwhile, the character on the screen switches to a katana ooooooohhh!
- "genji 2 is an action game based on famous battles in japanese history which took actually took place." emphasis on the grammatical error "which took actually took place"
- (the genji to guy clearing his throat)
- "its ridge racer, riiiiidddddgeee racer!"
- "now that's what i call a duck!"
- "five hundred ninety-nine us dollars!"
- some british guy raises the six-axis controller and says "now watch it fly" implying that the airplane will move up or down when you raise the controller, however it looks like he is pretending the controller is floating. - spoonard, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11It would seem to me that it was Sony itself that hit the PS3 for massive damage.
- daridave, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12I agree. It HAS been abused, but it's still funny. A lil'. Kaz Hirai got [in]famous for it, so it will forever be around.
If the ducks are still hanging around, then the crabs with weak point for massive damage can, too. - BassCadet, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Original + Remix with good music
Jesus, can't believe I haven't come across this "meme" until today.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2g1fr5vk72M - Alegis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Still find it funny as well. Saw the original compilation at least a dozen of times. Just brilliant.
" ... based on actual history"
"GIANT ENEMY CRAB"
"GIANT ENEMY CRAB" - vashmyvindows, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7...and God Hand has a chihuahua named Massive Damage
- DeadWisdom, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6When they originally added the joke, it could have been right after it happened, what with the development time and all.
- Klarth, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Motorstorm apparently features events called things like Massive Damage and Giant Crab. Seems they're patting themselves on the back for their own embarassing *****.
*cringe* - Bigopinion, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4God Hand (PS2) has about 5 references to this one joke alone. That and the running Mike Tyson press conference joke are huge in this game.
And it only costs thirty US dollars! - entro, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6Seedos deserves to get whacked... with a shovel no less.
- Lunacy182, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Here you go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2w2l1JTs4&mode=related&search= - edzieba, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5Sony already have the recurring duck demos. I wonder if they have the PR hohonas to take the whole 'giant crab/massive damage' debacle and turn it into a recurring theme?
- Barryke, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3got link?
- brotherfranciz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2lol, that was a funny video... loved it when this guy says how "the graphics on it are craaaazzzzy" and then cuts to the rhino chowing down some grass...
And also when Ken asks "so what does this mean?" then cuts to "Riiiiiiidge Racerrrrrrr!!!" - tumult, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1The downloadable Motorsport demo for PS3 also has a mode called "massive damage"
edit: looks like someone in an above comment beat me to it - iwanttodiggthis, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1lol
- brotherfranciz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Me too (with the risk of getting Dugg down...) I must admit... I watched the E3 conference on GameSpot last year and that totally flew over my head (maybe because the Sony conference was so freakin' boring... and it felt like it was put together at the last minute).
But I actually found it kinda funny when the dude was having trouble finding the giant crab boss... It was a pretty ridiculous game as there were all these crabs around him that weren't moving or attacking him.
And he states at the end that the enemies were made to die after one blow because it was just a demo, which made the whole demo pointless... - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2Joke played out? Damn. I didn't even know about it till just now :P
- staticneuron, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1I never got why people jumped over that comment. The guy said it was based on actual historical japanese wars not that it was a recreation. Anyone who has been playing games or watching anime long enough knows what "based on" means. Ninja scroll, Onimusha, Samurai deeper Kyo, Samurai X and many others have charcters and events based on portions of japanese history. But I highly doubt that japan ever had an undead demonic time traveling army that invaded france or a secret sect of ninja's that can control meteors.
- Paramour, on 10/12/2007, -19/+11DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
- Barryke, on 10/12/2007, -13/+3so .. the whole joke is saying "massive damage"? :(
This makes me wanna have an anti-digg button, it's very, very not interesting. - for me - angrycat, on 10/12/2007, -19/+4woohoo, I have lowest rated comment in this thread!
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