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Videogame Character's Pick-up Lines

gamerpaper.com — If Video Game Characters had their own pick-up line!

Who dugg this? Made popular Oct 26, 2009

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  • dumbum, on 10/26/2009, -1/+110Why would Lara Croft NEED a pickup line?
  • jasonmicha, on 10/26/2009, -2/+109Duke Nukem Pick-Up Line Translated: Jesus f*cking Christ you're one hot ass b*tch I want to f*ck the sh*t out of your f*cking assh*le
  • burningrobot, on 10/26/2009, -0/+86Link: " ... ... ... !!! "
  • TheVirus, on 10/26/2009, -1/+71You can swear on Digg, no one will tell your parents.
  • clippclop, on 10/26/2009, -1/+45Navy: "Hey!"
  • holyskeleton, on 10/26/2009, -1/+43I'd raid her tomb any hour of the day
  • plaguepony, on 10/26/2009, -1/+40LISTEN!
  • EricOfTheJames, on 10/26/2009, -0/+34A more accurate pickup line for Lara Croft would be, "Hi."
  • Yomoska, on 10/26/2009, -0/+31Harvest Moon is how I learned how to date, wake up and go to the lake before my beloved arrives and present her with golden ore (her favorite, I learned from reading her diary). If it's a rainy day I wait outside her house and repeatedly try to open her door at 7:59.
  • contradictator, on 10/26/2009, -0/+27It's dangerous in there, you better take this.

    *Link got Trojans!*
  • Kuci06, on 10/26/2009, -1/+25IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS

    *puts penis in hand*
  • PeanutCheeseBar, on 10/26/2009, -0/+19Looks like Sam Fisher isn't even worth the time.
  • willspence, on 10/26/2009, -0/+15Goro's was perfect
  • the8thbit, on 10/26/2009, -0/+13Depressed and angry at the world.
  • TehLion, on 10/26/2009, -3/+15Bwahaha! Dugg! <3
    "I was SOFT Snake a minute ago."
    ;D
  • MLGLies, on 10/26/2009, -1/+13Peppy: DO A STRIPTEASE!

  • MySundayBest, on 10/26/2009, -1/+13Luigi - "I'll take sloppy seconds"
  • enoshixi, on 10/26/2009, -0/+11I'm glad I wasn't the only one who counted.
  • Foda, on 10/26/2009, -0/+11Freeman: "..."
  • falafelkiosken, on 10/26/2009, -0/+9*shwooosh* crowbar noise
  • kthoma22, on 10/27/2009, -0/+8Show me your moves
  • KahRahTay, on 10/26/2009, -0/+8YOUR FATHER HELPED ME LIKE THAT TOO...err.. nevermind
  • TheVirus, on 10/26/2009, -1/+9Except for the fact that he still has one finger free.
  • aforsberg, on 10/26/2009, -1/+9I loved Duke Nukem's.
  • firesights, on 10/26/2009, -0/+7"........" seems to work just fine for him.
  • MrFisty, on 10/27/2009, -0/+7Snake!? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
  • Ibox, on 10/26/2009, -0/+7he's saving that one for his stink.
  • Feraldr00d, on 10/26/2009, -0/+6***** it, time for some A Link to the Past.
  • fluidfoundation, on 10/26/2009, -0/+6Atlas: Would you kindly come up here boy'o and try my MushroomTipped Plasmid?
  • drewba, on 10/26/2009, -0/+6It's funny because XXXBox is actually a feature film*

    *pr0n
  • evilesttoast, on 10/26/2009, -1/+6HEY!
  • firesights, on 10/26/2009, -2/+7"Nice shoes."
  • giz0r, on 10/26/2009, -0/+5Metal Gear Solid one was flawless, nice one.
  • appleseed1234, on 10/26/2009, -0/+4Then what does that make Liquid Snake?
  • JediCorran, on 10/26/2009, -0/+4scorpion from mortal kombat didn't need a pickup line. he just said "get over here!" and brought you over with his harpoon line.
  • lastmaster, on 10/27/2009, -0/+45 comments up from yours.


    your welcome
  • BigSwole, on 10/27/2009, -0/+3HYES!
  • Xaevier, on 10/26/2009, -0/+3Inaccurate, you only give one gift a day in Harvest Moon.
  • Fred3426, on 10/27/2009, -0/+3Dugg for brentalfloss.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_3hE8TOVxU
    (Wait for the very end)
  • Necrid, on 10/26/2009, -0/+2or:
    Pffflluubhaaaaa
  • pandawa, on 10/26/2009, -0/+2splinter cell one was pretty funny. im going to use that next time....
  • kouman, on 10/26/2009, -0/+2Ken sent me
  • Atario, on 10/27/2009, -0/+2And anyway, even if they are on Digg, you have bigger problems.
  • ChickenFight, on 10/26/2009, -0/+2enjoy the sloppy seconds
  • Skirrie, on 10/26/2009, -0/+2He maybe silent but he ***** like a headhumper, has the balls of a gonarch and his crowbar is always hard.
    He pays special attention to her barnical so she has a resonance cascade.
  • BigSwole, on 10/27/2009, -0/+2AIM FOR THE OPEN SPOT
  • Fred3426, on 10/27/2009, -0/+1Depends on which game.
  • mrdeadhead, on 10/27/2009, -0/+1dugg for sam fisher.
  • OkCyDe, on 10/27/2009, -0/+1there should have been something about bubble gum in there
  • pctoken, on 10/27/2009, -0/+1http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/070109.jpg
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