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This Is Why 11 Year Olds Dont Raid (NSFW)

staulkor.com — This audio clip was recorded by some guys playing World of Warcraft. They went raiding with an 11 year old boy and it turned out to be hilarious. The kid just talks about sex and how he isn't gay. It is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard.

Who dugg this? Made popular Dec 23, 2006

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  • KickTheBobo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13t-minus 30 minutes until this hits the SomethingAwful forums
    t-minus 2 hours until the first "techno remix" of Hobbs appears on the SA forums
    t-minus 2.5 hours until this hits Fark's front page
    t-minus 6 hours until this hits BoingBoing's front page
    t-minus 72 hours until "real" news reports on this DISTURBING STORY
    t-minus 73 hours until the first charges against these guys for sending an 11 year old porn pics (about half way through)

    Yes, this is funny audio, but these guys are *****. seriously
  • mikev, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Anyone notice when the kid called all of them virgins, there was an awkward silence?
  • theotherme, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12***** you. I'll link to whatever the hell I want.
  • pukiman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Translation: For your information, this isn't a kid. No kid can say "penis" and "vagina", without laughing.
  • mitrebox, on 10/12/2007, -9/+18yeah I met Michael Richard's son too.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=check_download&ufid=01C10EF123F930C5&key=f6e1b3bed672f779658be7884a0643061df0ba77

    Fast download.
  • nadadingsda, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10When I was 11, I didn't use RAID either. Hell, I didn't even know the difference between RAID 0 and 5!
  • Splitt3rxx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7LMFAO, that is so great. i chatted with a 12 year old on vent once, he used the word "*****" like every 5 seconds.
  • Duelus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Direct Link: http://www.staulkor.com/hobss.mp3
  • seoYak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Ok... This was on the WoW server I play on and the kid used to be in my guild. The kid's in game name is Hobbs and he plays on Maelstrom US.

    This is from the guild Bane's vent server while they were raiding BWL. Jump on the Maelstrom forum on the WoW site and say hey.

    BTW... yes he really is 11 and yes he really does act like that on vent. He also really is one of the worst warriors that has ever raided in WoW.
  • Koroush, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6I was really curious about what an 11 year old sounds like while gaming, and sad to say it's hilariously bad.

    For some reason this kid's voice reminds me of 'Timmy O'Toole', the kid Bart Simpson makes up who gets stuck down the well in an early Simpsons episode.

    Can someone call this kid's parents and tell them to keep him the hell away from a computer?
  • WestDC, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7This is comedic brilliance. I want to meet this kid and hug him for being so ***** awesome.
  • DoodleMaster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"At least a strap on is better than a real guys penis" FTW

    theres a point in an online game where you just leave and shutup

  • mrfreeziexp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4....... what?
  • darkmule, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Maybe this is just me, but the fact servers go down just from being on digg is really funny. Sure it delays the story a little, but *****, i laugh. We're on what server five now of trying to listen to this audio clip? :P
  • norbiu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I'm 20 and I still don't know.
  • tempusrob, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3That'd dead now too ... any other mirrors out there? Or even a transcript?
  • mikev, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"Let's stop talking about penis and start talking about vaginas."

    "Let's talk about what we do at titty bars!"

    PRICELESS...
  • Zeush8su, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I could only take 5 minutes and that was 5 minutes too many.
  • consonance, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3He's dead, Jim! The server's dead!
  • steelmaverick, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3yousendit file has been diggpwned. Someone needs to reupload it.
  • djAnakin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Works for me. But then I realized it's an hour long. No thank you. Take care then. Bye Bye now.
  • leonwehttam, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2***** made me laugh so hard while i was farmin :D
  • deaper, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2http://www.dailymotion.com/Deaper/video/xunvo_this-is-why-11-year-olds-dont-raid There's a stable mirror.
  • omega86yu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3That was saddening : /
    I think I'll go out and kill some 11 year old. Should make me feel better -.-
  • junk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Hillarious but soooooo wrong.
  • skhisma, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2i hope this isn't really an 11 year old...
  • schavira, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3"She don't have a pee pee!"

    That sounds like me when I was 8. By 11 I was Fark and 4chan. This person is a disgrace to people under 15!
  • Caster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2http://www.staulkor.com.nyud.net:8090/hobss.mp3 works for me.
  • tidu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2can't someone just youtube it with a static pic in the middle? Or something like the MOR DOTS! video? ;)
  • mrfreeziexp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Soooo wrong.... yet so right.
  • nubnub, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2probably won't work...

    http://www.duggmirror.com
  • TimRogers, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2That is worrying.
  • Caster, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Streaming it in firefox with quicktime plugin should work.
  • kritik, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1we demand working mirrors
  • Glass_Onion, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Wasn't it when he hear her?
  • earobinson, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1anyone got a mirror?
  • Majin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1omg wtf.... i smell lawsuit .... this is gona end up constituting some kinda new child audio porn protection ***** this is insane .
  • Washandje, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1An 11 year old talking about him getting hard instantly when he sees a hot girl... priceless.
  • blueness, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0nop, all mirrors have went offline or crashed, anyone got more mirrors up? lol
  • HOEDY, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0http://rapidshare.com/files/10906714/hobss.mp3
    This Mirror won't be deleted.
  • SCarrier11, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1link is down
  • Washandje, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Not for me I'm afraid
  • illshowYOUdugg, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2haha, wow just....so wrong but yet so funny
  • deaper, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1There's no way this is real. But it's still funny as hell.
  • HanSolo69, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I might be mistaken, but I believe this is actually direct proof that 11 year olds DO in fact raid. marked as inaccurate.
  • DoodleMaster, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1fyi this isn't a kid no kid can't say penis and vagina wo laughing.
  • Duelus, on 10/12/2007, -12/+3I like tickle midgets that wear pie costumes, but only days that are lunar eclipses
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -13/+1That's fine, but no one will be able to access it. Moron.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -17/+1Please don't link digg stories to servers that can't handle the traffic. Thanks.

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