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- koach, on 02/05/2008, -8/+355"All Your Base Are Belong To Us"
- merripen, on 02/05/2008, -2/+209Ahem:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/BMLuerman/B ... - Brad324, on 02/05/2008, -1/+203"Do a barrel roll!" - Peppy Hare.
- inactive, on 02/05/2008, -5/+143"ITSA ME, MAAAARRRIOOOO!!! HAHA!"
- theexitwound, on 02/05/2008, -2/+135It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- keyboardduder, on 02/05/2008, -9/+141"***** stole my bike"
- Arrestedevelopr, on 02/05/2008, -2/+130What I wouldn't give for another good Monkey Island game.
- doshindude, on 02/05/2008, -11/+128"The Cake is a Lie"
- wreckosaurus, on 02/05/2008, -2/+99"The president has been captured by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to save him?" That quote changed my life.
- TheFiestyFaun, on 02/05/2008, -2/+98Why can't it just be ten meaningful video game quotes?
- Grantismo, on 02/05/2008, -1/+96"Touching the floor will result in an unsatisfactory grade on your testing report, followed by death"-GLaDOS
- muxaulo, on 02/05/2008, -5/+97The most meaningful quote for me, from the Duke himself, "Nobody steals our chicks, and lives".
- Birdoftruth, on 02/05/2008, -1/+76"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."
- bfrank72, on 02/05/2008, -1/+75Gah. No "Snake?...Snake!?...SNAAAAAKE!!!!!"?
- adh3isive, on 02/05/2008, -7/+77And you were like "NO WAAYYYY (deep voice)"
- nameismyname, on 02/05/2008, -0/+67What about this gem from the noir classic max payne 2:
"There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask 'Why me?' and 'What if?'. When you look back and see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you. It would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions. " - Crabcakes, on 02/05/2008, -0/+56"Fox! Get this guy off me!" Shut up Slippy, you're garbage.
- CaptRage, on 02/05/2008, -3/+50It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...but I'm all out of gum.
- jackpot, on 02/05/2008, -3/+46Spoilers maybe?
- mrsneakypat, on 02/05/2008, -0/+42Never give up! Trust your instincts!
- nonstop87, on 02/05/2008, -3/+43I was expecting the list to consist of just Portal quotes.
- tehnoobifier, on 02/05/2008, -0/+36Any one of the Portal quotes could have made this list, they are all great
- poogtastik, on 02/05/2008, -0/+31No way, dude. The second MI game is by far the most well-written in the whole series. The ending alone, in all its creeping unexplainable bizarre hilarity, makes it perhaps the greatest adventure game. But all first 3 games are a fantastic progression, each different, and each classic in its own right. And despite Ron Gilbert's uninvolvement, the Curse of Monkey Island (MI3) actually stands on its own ground. After that... I don't know. MI4 isn't a terrible game... Not much anyway.
I hope and pray every day that Ron Gilbert, Tim Schafer, Dave Grossman, and all the other talent behind MI would get funding (and inspiration) for a new game. By the way, has anybody read the book that Ron Gilbery has said was one of his inspirations for the first game? It's called On Stranger Tides, and it's a good read.
Guybrush: I'm on a whole new adventure.
Pirate: Growing a mustache?
Guybrush: No, Bigger than that.
Pirate: A beard?!? - inactive, on 02/05/2008, -0/+28"The Princess is in another castle" So true.
- Nezzari, on 02/05/2008, -1/+28It's amazing how much games have taught us. Prior to playing games, I had no idea that it's dangerous to go alone.
- howzitgoin88, on 02/05/2008, -0/+26"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and, in fact, can not speak."
- pduke001, on 02/05/2008, -0/+26As an individual who shares the last name of "The Duke," (yes, I was born with it) I feel particularly qualified to espouse his most relevant quotes.
... except, they were (mostly) all shamelessly stolen from Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness, so I don't think they really count. But anyways.
"I've got balls of steel."
"Heh heh... what a mess!"
"Shake it baby."
"Blow it out your ass."
"That's one Doomed space marine..."
"Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?"
"Suck it down."
"Nobody messes with my meat!"
And perhaps most historically significant...
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum." - stalefries, on 02/05/2008, -4/+29The army had intricate plans,
but found victory snatched from their hands.
"You've run out of time,"
said their foe, "because I'm
in ur base, and I'm killing ur mans."
http://limerickdb.com/?123 - Sornos, on 02/05/2008, -4/+29Anything from Bioshock. Seriously.
- Welcome2Rapture, on 02/05/2008, -4/+28Spoilers for those who haven't finished Bioshock.
- kimcheefreak17, on 02/05/2008, -13/+36They forgot "Waka waka waka"
- howzitgoin88, on 02/05/2008, -0/+22First you will be baked, then there will be cake.
- jonshipman, on 02/05/2008, -0/+20So YOU'RE John's bitch
- OstrakonX, on 02/05/2008, -0/+20Where was "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61! "?
- AudioPhil3, on 02/05/2008, -0/+19The ten most meaningful videogame quotes of all time, EVER!
- inactive, on 02/05/2008, -0/+19Use the Boost to get through!
- hadiz, on 02/05/2008, -2/+21Bah, what about any of the classic quotes from Deus Ex:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286585/quotes - Synthesize, on 02/05/2008, -2/+21Would you kindly make me a Jill sandwich?
- relaxeder, on 04/17/2009, -1/+19Or that I should take this even.
- Kragnerac, on 02/05/2008, -0/+18"If at first you do not succeed, you fail."
- inactive, on 02/05/2008, -0/+17Wort wort wort!
- jedi924, on 02/05/2008, -1/+17"I recognize you by that festival of hair that dances upon your lip."
- ThreeDee912, on 02/05/2008, -1/+17For great justice!
- chad78, on 02/05/2008, -0/+16what kind of BS is that? It's not "Blogspam" you ignorant *****. Blogspam is when you link to a blog article that is either entirely about another article instead of linking to that article - or if the blog just straight up stole the content from another source. Simply because you link to a blog does not make it blogspam. ***** - Engadget is a blog - does linking to it merit instant "blogspam"? In fact, about half of Engadget stories *are* blogspam - but the other half of them are original content - and linking to *those* stories is NOT blogspam. Show me the "original article" that could have been linked to instead of this! This was an original work.
god you are a ***** retard. - NightVortez, on 02/05/2008, -0/+15Something meaningful in a video game? Hmn, let me think..
"You exercise your right to "freedom" and this is the result. All rhetoric to avoid conflict and protect each other from hurt. The untested truths spun by different interests continue to churn and accumulate in the sandbox of political correctness and value systems."
Hell the whole game was full of them. - pduke001, on 02/05/2008, -1/+15lol is dat sum mgs2
"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapped jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"
"I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days. What were you in your former life?"
"Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry."
"I can't believe it -- that someone who has committed all those twisted acts in the woman's bathroom would make it this far... this is the end of the world."
"Even my patience has its limits. I just can't leave this thing up to you any longer. I'll do the fighting. You can just go home." - santiago1, on 02/05/2008, -2/+16" Look at you, Hacker!"
- h4mx0r, on 02/05/2008, -1/+14What? The third kicked ass! The fourth... well maybe not the fourth, but c'mon!
- Chetyre, on 02/05/2008, -0/+13I like the full quote more: "Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"
Especially said in that voice. Chills. - sgtbutterscotch, on 02/05/2008, -0/+13I thought it was a pretty well-written article and if you read the introduction, you would know there would be a Bioshock spoiler.
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