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- StorkPKP, on 10/12/2007, -5/+37Are you serious, I figure this is sarcasm
- Hasmat, on 10/12/2007, -5/+36Ha, that's friggn' funny. Pinata sex.
- Dog_Paddle, on 10/12/2007, -1/+32It's sarcasm dude.
- TekeeTakShak, on 10/12/2007, -2/+26You know what's better? Incest Pinata sex.
- skryingbreath, on 10/12/2007, -7/+29It's Microsoft's fault!
And Democrats! - VitaminK, on 10/12/2007, -4/+25Wow, the values this game is teaching children are great!
"Viva Piñata even has incest and possible gay sex going on. Yes, once you mate two piñatas, you can then mate them with their offspring and they will produce a baby piñata together." - TwilightThorn, on 10/12/2007, -3/+21Is Microsoft trying to teach our kids that having relations with your family is OK? They should have made it true to real life and had the baby piñatas come out disfigured or something. Lol thats hilarious.
- swoosh_bnd, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18Viva Pinata is out to corrupt the youth of America!!!!!!!
- Dimah, on 10/12/2007, -4/+18@joeshlub
Editing your comments doesn't make you look like any less of a moron... - Urusai, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16Actually, that makes all sex homosexual, ergo, gay. Somebody get Falwell on the hotline!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12Not it was not. He clearly indicated one group was responsible: the Jews
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP2Fp7vJD4E if you have not seen it or do not get the reference) - skull24, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9"For example, the Taffly’s dance has them sucking on each other with their mouths and then one even goes as far as to suck up the other one and then spit it back out with some weird green slime. If that doesn’t sound sexual, then I don’t know what does."
Lol, this ***** is just funny. - jaydj, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time.
- technoextreme, on 10/12/2007, -5/+12Actually, the pinatas are sexless which means its impossible for gay sex.
- MackPrime, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6if you dont see the sarcasm, atleast notice what sort of site Destructoid is.
- jeszus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Well for those of you who have not had the chance to play this game heres how it works..............the pinatas DO a Romance Dance.......(they don't have sex) after this dance a Egg gets delivered ........(The first two Pinatas never laid that egg) so the ***** thing is not true
PS: This game is really fun - ShadowMarth, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Don't forget about the post-apocalyptic survival horror game, Pikmin.
- woodenturkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Well me and my wife were talking about the joint game we play together, and were laughing at how morbid it is to mate your Pinatas just so you can sell their kids for that choc'coin goodness
- cathars1s, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5I agree 100%.
You're such a discerning reader. - orientis, on 10/12/2007, -4/+7No it's very poorly written and lacks teh funnay. He basically took the Penny-Arcade comic and expanded it into an article. I'm surprised he had the gall to actually insert the comic in the article.
- JanusAmon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5I for one welcome our new pinata overlords.
- imikedaman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4"Are you serious, I figure this is sarcasm"
Are YOU serious? I'm pretty sure Anliz was also joking. - themaestro8, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6My friends were playing this today, and we had a good laugh at the "sex" (if that is what you want to call it) part.
- AustinMeoang, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"The people at Microsoft are trying to warp the minds of our children with their evil gay, incestuous piñata sex!!!" lmao
- magnusdopus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Thank you writer. Your wacko *****-phobic commentary put a smile on my face. Now, I can truly enjoy the game for what it is.
- stlgamergirl, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I didn't really think that article was that bad, I thought it was supposed to be sarcastic. However, it did interest me enough to at least rent it.
- zappo1776, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3We had a George W bush pinata. My kid hit him in the balls 3 times and it didn't break. Eventually after much violence only licorice candy fell out, it was heartbreaking for the children. Especially since it cost so much. ($50.00)
- estvir, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4Funny article and the game is pretty awesome and a fair bit addictive with a bit of micro-managing. Not sure how little kids are suppose to manage /everything/ in that game. :P
- Alisic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Displaying a penny arcade comic right on their site without giving credit? I would have expected better from destructoid.
- dr00, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3i agree with this comment. sarcasm or not, it was just stupid.
- Settra, on 10/12/2007, -8/+9Am I the only one that found this article to be unfunny, complete with overused, lame jokes?
- Area51mafia, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20061028
Oh those piñatas. - buffalodan, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3I love the game!!!! Anybody with me.
- mriegger, on 10/12/2007, -4/+4Buy two cowboy hats from one of the shopkeepers and put them on your pinatas. Then you can do (Brokeback Mountain) gay sex.
- Kinser, on 10/12/2007, -5/+5Holy crap, Destructoid just sounded like Jack Thompson...
I hope it's sarcasm.. although it IS destructoid.. and they do
have bad opinions. - BillyLK, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Pretty sure the whole thing is written tounge in cheek.
At least I hope so...good god. - ductions, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Utterly homophobic article.
- thehoodie, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1If anything this is just stupid. It really doesn't sound like this guys is being serious about it. I don't know about you guys, but I just can't take it seriously.
- GreatLegend117, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2As others have said no kid would look into it that much... Even then you could think of the piñatas as animals not people, animals may mate with their offspring..
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2I'd never heard of this game until now. And am going to check it out. Im sure the makers of Viva Pinata thank you for the publicity!
- heinousjay, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1There were jokes in there? I'll have to read it again, I missed them all...
- Anliz, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Once again sarcasm fails on the internet. I thought I would have some luck with the diggers having just read an article entirely written with sarcasm.
- SwiftJ, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Congratulations everyone! We've all just participated in the dumbest digg comment section ever!
- Herffinator, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1what a joke.
- Genshiken, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1I enjoyed the use of the PA strip in the article. Anyway, (I don't think) Viva Pinata is anything to write home about. Did anyone see the Viva Pinata show on Fox? It sucks.
- Kriskcola, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4My chaos from sonic did this kind of stuff all the time i don't see whats wrong with it :
- rjpaez, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Ad Muncher users: make sure to disable Ad Muncher before viewing this page or you'll end up with just the first paragraph. :)
- Rozenrot, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4I dearly hope this is sarcasam, other wise this man is a hypocrite, he very clearly states his distaste for homosexuality- and seriously, this game's mating is no more disgusting than raising chao's in sonic adventure. -.-; And I also am pretty sure sure that the "Mexicans" as he calls them, are ment to be more Hawaiian. The fact that he sees them as "lazy Mexicans" is nothing short of racist itself.
- InfoFreedom, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2LOL. damb microsoft bringin down the social image of pinata's there not all into incest and gay sex there just like you and me and about there gender you have to stick your thumb up there booty holes to find out which sex they are like snakes. it's science stop chuckling.
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