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The Top 7 Most Evil Things You Can Do in GTA IV

slobsofgaming.com — Sure, you can steal cars and beat up random people in Liberty City, but that's not enough. It's not EVIL. Join the Slobs in a feast of depravity and violence as they showcase the most inhuman things you can do in Grand Theft Auto 4. . .

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  • Cheddar79, on 05/18/2008, -5/+202Yeah the burning hooker option always makes me smile after a hard day at the office.
    • DykeStew, on 05/18/2008, -22/+0Dykestew or it never happened...
      • Puffles, on 05/19/2008, -0/+8What the ***** does THAT mean?
        • expert01, on 05/19/2008, -0/+3Have you seen his comment history?
        • astronomical, on 05/19/2008, -0/+2I have seen his comment history, and it left me with more questions than answers.
    • jc7012, on 05/18/2008, -1/+25Pun intended?
    • chrisinsocalif, on 05/18/2008, -10/+5Kill crabs and burn hookers....at the same time?!?! I gotta get this game! First i need to buy either a PS3 or Xbox....
      • banmaster, on 05/18/2008, -19/+8Or a PC.
        Basically, anything except a mac really.
        • coldfusion1970, on 05/18/2008, -13/+5You can play it on a Mac with Boot Camp :-)
        • bjornski, on 05/19/2008, -4/+3coldfusion is right.

          They'll have to run Windows to do it, but yes, Mac users an play too.
        • blindmonkey, on 05/19/2008, -2/+5But this game's not out for PC.... Is it?
          No. I just checked. It's not even announced. What the hell are you smoking?
        • bjornski, on 05/19/2008, -0/+4If you think this won't hit PC, just like every other GTA, you're just not thinking ahead.
    • sourceholder, on 05/18/2008, -5/+6What's the "Micheal Jackson" button combination?
      You know, when you're parked next to an elementary school....
    • Corr0sive, on 05/19/2008, -0/+4If/When this comes out on PC i hope to see a Zombie mod...that middle picture of a burning hooker reminds me of 28 Days Later...
      • bjornski, on 05/20/2008, -0/+1When this comes out for PC, I almost expect to see as many mods for the PC version as there are mods for the PC version of "Oblivion".
    • stevenbrown, on 05/19/2008, -1/+5Why do the screen shots look like they came out of my *****?
      • thealec, on 05/19/2008, -1/+2I guess all that ass ***** created LOTS of friction... Though I don't know how the whore got up there...
      • enignock, on 05/19/2008, -0/+2I think you may want to ask yourself that question.
    • devophl, on 05/19/2008, -0/+3I'll add chain reaction car blow ups. I blew up my car on the off ramp of the freeway and car after car rammed into my fiery shell and then blew up. I think about 15 cars blew up after ramming into the mess. Talk about auto-carnage!!
    • smek2, on 05/19/2008, -4/+2And you wonder why this game is so much criticized for its violence.
      You think it helps if some parents read this article, about such happy and fun activities such as hooker burning?
      • accelleron, on 05/19/2008, -1/+2I think it's my own business what I do while playing a game, and Mr. or Mrs. parent-of-the-month gets no authority over me by virtue of breeding.
        • neltharion1, on 05/20/2008, -0/+0True that.
        • smek2, on 05/20/2008, -0/+1And i think you're a pretty sick individual if you enjoy killing hookers. Maybe you should have more contact with real women. And besides, you don't get my point, boy. One one hand, you fanboys getting all the rage (online no less) if someone is attacking one of your beloved toys, on the other hand you proving those critics right by posting articles like this.
  • MatchStick, on 05/18/2008, -20/+8never thought of "Face-Stepping", though I'm not sure it's more evil than, say, throwing a grenade at a bunch of donut-masticating cops. Oh, and nice typos, guy.
    • Lavarock, on 05/18/2008, -7/+32I'm not your guy, friend.
      • Intensity, on 05/18/2008, -5/+25I'm not your friend, buddy.
        • datguysux, on 05/18/2008, -3/+21I'm not your buddy, guy.
        • wrathchilde, on 05/18/2008, -5/+2I'm not you Blues Legend...
        • uhhNo, on 05/18/2008, -1/+10GOTO Lavarock's comment

          AHH infinite loop!
        • brainboy77, on 05/19/2008, -0/+2IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'mmmmmmmmmmmmm not your guy, friennn....
      • davebowker, on 05/18/2008, -17/+1I'm not your buddy, pal.
        • UtopiaInTheSky, on 05/18/2008, -2/+10They don't say "pal" in the episode. Seriously it's been months, I thought people would have learned by now?
        • brainboy77, on 05/19/2008, -1/+5he probably doesn't even know where it's from.
      • xmizzbojanglesx, on 05/18/2008, -5/+4Ok, that's enough.
    • unclejimbo88, on 05/19/2008, -1/+1I don't know, I find it funner to get on the top of some stairs, and push people down. It's not usually lethal, but it looks awesome.
  • dangodango, on 05/18/2008, -15/+3Check, done em all, it's pretty cool if you cap someone sitting on a ledge they then fall off into the ocean.
    • tanmaker, on 05/18/2008, -7/+3Dugg down for the use of the word "cap"
  • SeaweedWater, on 05/18/2008, -44/+301I wish everyone know to the HELL out of my way.
    • ligyron, on 05/18/2008, -9/+80I hate it when people don't know to the HELL out of my way
    • Asvetic, on 05/18/2008, -17/+6I like to get of rid my crabs...
    • stonewaljacksn, on 05/18/2008, -5/+59the writing is done by 12 year olds on this site isn't it
      • dumpyhumpy, on 05/19/2008, -4/+25Here, you forgot these:
        T , ?
        • cyborg, on 05/19/2008, -6/+3Ownt. =)
          It helps to have authority, before you talk about those below.
        • kinggimped, on 05/19/2008, -0/+4Give him a break, it appears to be true.

          The site is called 'Slobs of Gaming', though, so they probably don't give too much of a ***** about spell check.
    • tyywebb, on 05/19/2008, -2/+4Wow I seriously read that as "know to stay the HELL out of your way" in the article.
    • Dylan47, on 05/19/2008, -0/+10You guys must be doin it wrong, everyone know to the HELL out of my way.
    • MuffinPatrol, on 05/19/2008, -3/+3jim
    • Grummond, on 05/19/2008, -1/+1I'll to the HELL out of your way now.
    • Rainemaker, on 05/19/2008, -0/+3He'll do it live, ***** it.
  • Molle7, on 05/18/2008, -10/+444Why are hookers always considered to be more important than everyone else? Isn't burning a random person on the streets just as evil as burning a hooker?
    • wontstoptalking, on 05/18/2008, -1/+231The only time I felt bad burning someone was when I burned a fat guy and he ran around and landed on an old lady and set her on fire. Then I felt bad for the old lady.
    • plimpton777, on 05/18/2008, -7/+20Hookers are awesome.
      • bjornski, on 05/19/2008, -0/+32Jesus hung out with 'em. They can't be all bad.
      • blindmonkey, on 05/19/2008, -2/+10I wish I could digg you up twice.
        Edit: Scratch that. Undugg. Dugg again.
      • NeoJobe, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1It is worse, because you just got done screwing them for money... are you kidding me? It is worse, because you didn't just get done having the random person on the street lick your taint while saying "oh what a wonderful tea party!"
    • ChromaVita, on 05/18/2008, -13/+54Burning random people in the street is actually worse than burning people. Hookers aren't real people.
      • dasdef, on 05/18/2008, -1/+81you just hurt the feelings of all the hookers that surf digg.
        • zephyr42, on 05/19/2008, -10/+2You sure that it needs to be plural though? I mean... the odds are slim enough that 1 digger is a hooker.
        • Thefascist, on 05/19/2008, -2/+1Oh, look one of the hooker's dugg you down for sticking up for them. Damn you hookers and your crabs.
      • stevenbrown, on 05/19/2008, -2/+1What about burning a terrorist and kicking him in the nuts.
        • Thefascist, on 05/19/2008, -8/+2Dude, what the ***** are you talking about, the Obama article is two articles up.
      • beatleman, on 05/19/2008, -0/+10Not only are they not real people, but stay perfectly still, Lois. Their vision is based on movement...
      • adnams, on 05/19/2008, -1/+2There is no point burning hookers, they're already dead inside
    • Laminarcissus, on 05/18/2008, -0/+27Between the heavy perfume and the topical medications they go up like a Christmas tree.
      • Thefascist, on 05/19/2008, -5/+2I think you mean psychoTROPIC medications. lmfao
        • Gizzmo0411, on 05/19/2008, -0/+2Uh...no I think he meant exactly what he said. :-)
    • GeekyGerge, on 05/18/2008, -11/+6Shouldn't killing hookers be legal?
      Prostitution is illegal, and removing them should be anti-crime, Right?
      • Y2JCrisis, on 05/18/2008, -0/+10By that logic, killing anyone would be "anti-crime". We're all criminals.
        • SeaICIubber, on 05/18/2008, -0/+3Hence the Dark Judges.
          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Death
        • cyborg, on 05/19/2008, -1/+1Heh, that's true.
          "To each his own," crime.
          Priests and Michael have little kids.
          Average citizens have file sharing.(but that doesn't really count)
          Highschoolers have statutory rape.(Which is retarded when your 18 and your girlfriend is 17)
          Website designers have Copyright infractions.
    • palewhitemale, on 05/19/2008, -1/+10because they give you your health back when you employ them... then you set them on fire and take your money back. way more evil than just random death count.
    • tyywebb, on 05/19/2008, -1/+3Maybe the same reason killing a homeless person would be considered more evil than a regular murder?
    • UsmanB87, on 05/19/2008, -0/+4Hookers are actually doing a public service for various reasons, so burning them somehow does seem to qualify as being worse than burning, say, an average citizen.
    • cyborg, on 05/19/2008, -2/+1Their promiscuity constitutes evilness in Christianity and some other religions though.
    • gregulate, on 05/19/2008, -0/+2because rockstar is super chauvinist and gta is a shining example.
    • IamJustinM, on 05/19/2008, -1/+1Because hookers deserve it.
    • idleeyes, on 05/19/2008, -0/+2There's only one thing worse than being a dead hooker, and that's being found with a dead hooker.
      ~Peter Griffin
    • 808ethan, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1Less evil. Like shooting Hitler is less evil than shooting a child.
  • thespi007, on 05/18/2008, -12/+238actually pirating a copy of GTA4 and uploading it on a torrent is the evilest thing u can do according it rockstar , suing them in next
    • samphex, on 05/18/2008, -1/+36Actually suing Rockstar for some porn game hidden in code is more evil.
    • minestrone11, on 05/19/2008, -3/+11I agree, but buried you for spelling.
      • wesball, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1This guy is beyond correct spelling.... that isn't even english.
    • trezegol, on 05/19/2008, -0/+3I can't even THINK of not buying this game. They deserve it , seeing the amount of work involved
  • cyraxible, on 05/18/2008, -1/+63I think it's more evil to push people off ledges and watching them splatter on the concrete below
    • samphex, on 05/18/2008, -0/+16They splatter? This just made my day! I can have more fun with GTA4 now!
    • TomTruelle, on 05/19/2008, -1/+25I like to punch black people in the face then run around til a cop notices. The copll usually say "you should be more careful, sir" and arrest the guy.
      • thecheatah, on 05/19/2008, -0/+6Damn is that for real?

        One time I called 911 in the game in the bad part of town, they never showed up.
    • elfuego, on 05/19/2008, -0/+4I'm a big fan of pulling a gun on people near a staircase to have them run away from me, and then shooting them in the leg right before they hit the top of the stairs and down they go, taking out anyone they hit on the way.
    • Deafgoat, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1I have kicked a burning person so he couldn't put the fire out and pushed people in front of the train right before it comes. Not only are these evil but also oddly entertaining.
  • Alexmtz101, on 05/18/2008, -7/+182Actually gas is like 2.30 in Liberty City
    • Retnuh730, on 05/18/2008, -2/+70I'm pretty sure it's in the mid $3 range. I looked to see if R* did an obscenely high price as a joke, but maybe it was obscenely high when the game was in development.
      • Ryan2845, on 05/18/2008, -0/+51Yep, 3.59 for regular. I remember because when I first got the game that was exactly how much it cost in my city that day. Made me wonder if they grabbed the prices off the internet or something, but it hasn't changed since, so i guess not.
        • bagelmaster, on 05/18/2008, -0/+15Yeah same for me. Now gas is $3.75 a gallon... *sigh*
        • RexyRex, on 05/19/2008, -0/+3$3.95 here - you are quite lucky. I've been seeing some $4.05's around too....

          It's disgusting.
      • endlessoul, on 05/18/2008, -0/+13I saw a $7-8 gas station in Algonquin, I believe.
        • rdoger6424, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1Damn! Alderney probably has cheaper gas (like in real life)
      • Wenchmark51, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1Where I live I've seen prices up to $4.05. It's ridiculous..
    • Dylson, on 05/19/2008, -0/+22I saw that price and actually got pissed of. Then I blew up the gas station and felt much better.
      • jeff303, on 05/19/2008, -2/+1That's not very nice. You know those guys hardly make any money off the gas right?
        • BearinG, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1Petro Canada made just under TWICE the profit this year as they did last year.

          "Petro-Canada, the worst performer among Canada's largest oil companies, said first-quarter profit rose 82% on higher oil prices and production.

          Net income climbed to $1.08-billion, or $2.20 a share, from $590-million, or $1.18, a year earlier, the Calgary-based company said today in a statement published on its Web site."

          source: http://www.financialpost.com/story.html?id=479918
      • rabidbob, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1That was you on the news?
    • Quicksilver4648, on 05/19/2008, -1/+6I just saw the price a little bit ago. Regular unleaded is $3.59.
  • NGliam, on 05/18/2008, -1/+115When getting chased by cops, when I have 4-5 cars after me I just stop the car , wait for them all to stop near me, drop a grenade and drive like hell. Boom boom boom boom boom.
    • fanclerks, on 05/18/2008, -0/+20That's a good one. I'll have to remember to try that.
    • groberts1980, on 05/19/2008, -0/+2As soon as I figured out you could drop a grenade out the window, what you described has become my favorite thing to do when being chased by the cops.
    • pandorazboxx, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1you can drop grenades!?!!!!! I've been playing the single player mostly and haven't come across any grenades yet.
      • rMcFly, on 05/19/2008, -0/+0If you go to the dock to the very south of the first island there is like 4 laying on the ground.

        I suggest not getting out of your vehicle though as this will warrant instant 4 stars for some reason.
  • HaloZero, on 05/18/2008, -1/+21Most of them are pretty routine and obvious, except the drowning your date thing is something I've never done.
    • powatom, on 05/18/2008, -0/+17First thing I did as soon as I got my first hooker.

      I have dates with hookers :(
      • neuro420, on 05/19/2008, -0/+15Hey you can do that in the game too!
    • diggnationfan92, on 05/19/2008, -1/+0you gotta try drowning them pretty fun
  • HaloZero, on 05/18/2008, -15/+157Burning Hookers
    Face-Stepping
    Drown your date
    Driving on the sidewalk
    Using helicopter blades as a weapon
    Maiming Hospital Patients
    Blowing up a Gas Station
  • bmcnally, on 05/18/2008, -4/+96Oh, come on.

    How about:

    Holding a grenade until it goes off . . . in the hospital
    Getting a bunch of stars, letting the police pull their cars all around yours, and let go of that grenade you were holding
    Car bombing a basketball court.
    • TheBEAST205, on 05/19/2008, -1/+5I always enjoy getting your team mates to pile into a van/bus online, then holding a grenade so you can TK your entire team. It's a lot of fun.
    • CandidateZero, on 05/19/2008, -0/+3Call the cops. Start a fight with a girl. Cops bust the girl for fighting back. Take the cruiser they put her in to a remote location. Finish the job.
  • disabled4diggin, on 05/18/2008, -32/+19I'm still waiting for a GTA that has a "rape" button.
    • saxreturns, on 05/18/2008, -5/+39A rape action, sure... but a dedicated button?
      • samphex, on 05/18/2008, -2/+8Yeah. It should be like assasins creed. Push a bajillion buttons for a simple combo, in this case, rape.
      • Dylan47, on 05/19/2008, -2/+1its the only button i would use..
    • falafelkiosken, on 05/19/2008, -0/+3I'm still waiting for a keyboard that has a "punch people in the face over the internet" button
      • BearinG, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1I was hoping for break their necks but punching would do..
  • machocheese34, on 05/18/2008, -9/+16Damn, I thought I came up with the drive your date in the water trick
    • UTKEngineer, on 05/18/2008, -2/+34Please! Ted Kennedy has you beat by about 40 years.
      Damn whippersnappers, think they invented everything!
    • BearinG, on 05/22/2008, -0/+1Trick? I did that by mistake.. Carmen told me "Carmen wants to go home now"
  • TheCash, on 05/18/2008, -1/+66Drowning your date was the only one that made me laugh, but it was a damn good one.

    Get well soon Teddy... I'll be drowning dates all weekend in your honor!
    • dha07030, on 05/19/2008, -0/+15I laughed then cringed then laughed some more.
    • FoxOrian, on 05/19/2008, -0/+3There's a worse way to kill michelle.

      Pick her up and drive the car into the subway tunnel. Position the car so that her door exits onto the tracks of an incoming train. As a train approaches, exit the car and she will impulsively exit, too.
      ... onto the tracks.
      You can visualize the rest.
    • alecks, on 05/19/2008, -1/+4I managed to kill her by pushing her down the bowling lanes. She tripped on the gutters and couldn't get back up. After 5 or so attempts to get up on her own, she died. hehe
  • AlaskaLoneWolf, on 05/18/2008, -9/+3Wow. And I thought Duke Nukem' was violent. I've GOT to get this game.
  • ziyaad, on 05/18/2008, -2/+18Using a Helicopter's Blades looks awesome!
    • Sornos, on 05/18/2008, -0/+27It is every bit as awesome as it sounds. Granted people aren't sliced and diced, but they are whipped away at Mach speeds. It does take a bit of skill to stop yourself from careening into buildings.
      • minestrone11, on 05/19/2008, -0/+2For that very reason, I use the SIXAXIS controls on the Helicopter. Surprisingly, I find it gives me more accuracy than the analog stick.
        • Dylan47, on 05/19/2008, -1/+5You must be a brain surgery patient.
    • directrix13, on 05/19/2008, -0/+12FLY-555-0100
    • TecK415, on 05/19/2008, -0/+6It is awesome, you can launch cars so high up in the air that when they hit the ground they explode. Plus the cars usually land on people. :D
  • CryTekEmployee, on 05/18/2008, -40/+2You can do more in Crysis and with better graphics.
    • samphex, on 05/18/2008, -0/+13We've heard that crap for a long time. At least GTA 4 doesn't eat our consoles alive like crysis eats our computers alive.
    • bgfinkel, on 05/18/2008, -0/+6dick
    • MasterPain, on 05/18/2008, -0/+13There's no hookers in Crysis jack ass
    • SquigglyP, on 05/19/2008, -0/+2This is either a marketing scheme by CryTek that is sure to backfire, or a brilliant attempt at drumming up hatred for them.
  • hokie47, on 05/18/2008, -15/+32Ted Kennedy knows a thing about throwing your special girl into a large body of water.
    Was that Dike Bridge?
  • davidjunit, on 05/18/2008, -1/+110I like to:
    - Punch people once and have them chase me into traffic only to have them slammed by a moving vehicle.
    - Lock onto people and push them over ledges but just walking and moving them.
    - Using the bat to hit windows on passing vehicles, if the passengers get out and want to fight I run through traffic.
    - Run around on sidewalks knocking things out of peoples' hands (oooooh yeah, that's a mean one!)
    + Beating up the ladies that demand apoligies and bums that say they're going to sue me.
    • johnmatias, on 05/18/2008, -0/+32I would like to add that it's also fun to go down to the subways and walk into people, forcing them to be killed by on-coming trains. Great thing about it too: if you don't push or actually shove them, you'll never be wanted.

      try to time it just right so they fall onto the tracks right as the train is coming. Priceless.

      Also fun is going to people sitting on ledges and shoving them off... especially when there's traffic or pointy rocks underneath... good times... good times...
    • MasterPain, on 05/18/2008, -0/+25Everytime I see some one with groceries I have to knock them down. They cant even pick them back up.
    • jivemasta, on 05/19/2008, -0/+8If you are really persistent, you can kill people just by walking into them every time they get up. They lose a bar of health just about every other fall they take.
    • pandorazboxx, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1what about stealing a car, then letting them get their hands on the car and dragging them around then swinging them right onto the front of oncoming traffic. One of my favorite things to do!
      • raulsantos307, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1Yeah, I was playing a mission where you had to steal a helicopter, and as I was taking off, two guys tried to stop me, but in the process just hung on as I flew away. I LMAO while watching these two guys hang off of the helicopter as I flew over the water... freaking epic.
  • richnojutsu, on 05/18/2008, -1/+91Drowning your date isn't as fun as having her on the back of your bike, getting to speed on the Brooklyn Bridge and slamming into the rear of a vehicle. Watch her fly folks.
    • funkyloki, on 05/18/2008, -0/+18My friend, that sounds like a great time. First thing I'm doin' when I get home!
    • PamalaLauren, on 05/19/2008, -0/+20I'm telling my husband about this one!
    • AngelX, on 05/19/2008, -0/+14No wonder diggers don't have girlfriends...
    • iSamurai, on 05/19/2008, -2/+2Except the first time this happened was my 2nd date with Michelle..I was on a bike and RIGHT when I got to the diner, I hit a car and we both went flying..needless to say she walked home by herself..
  • poontangpirate, on 05/18/2008, -11/+1http://www.geekstir.com/videos/grand-theft-auto-ge ...
  • ejm143, on 05/18/2008, -2/+59the most evil was the hospital one,
  • DarkJesus, on 05/18/2008, -30/+3Disgusting.
  • tntgs, on 05/18/2008, -13/+3Does it count if I accidentally veer off the bridge going into Broker from Algonquin after taking Carmen to a nightclub? I also think the game over exaggerates the effects of Alcohol on driving (not that I condone it or anything).
    • ThePwnyExpress, on 05/18/2008, -0/+5i think this game makes it harder to walk drunk than to drive
    • ivansusanin, on 05/19/2008, -0/+2man have you ever driven drunk in real life? thought so.
    • MechaFalcon, on 05/19/2008, -1/+1Carmen?

      ..."accidentally" veer off the bridge?
  • SevenTwo, on 05/18/2008, -3/+23Everyone must know this by now but If you shoot pedestrians or enemies in the legs/knee caps they'll twitch back and forth until you deliver a final blow. While on the ground they even have a few hilarious one liners as well.
    • minestrone11, on 05/19/2008, -0/+5I noticed that too. It happens when you're beating someone up, too. They're semi-conscious and won't get up, but if you keep stabbing/kicking them, they'll yell and shout until they're dead. Amazing detail.
  • TonyTheTerrible, on 05/18/2008, -15/+3garbage
    how the ***** does this make it on digg, everything on here is part of a mission at some point
    burried for lack of creativity
  • Krystof82, on 05/18/2008, -8/+3More or less a evil multiplayer feature: shooting a rocket launcher at your team mate and launching him 50 feet in the air; bonus points if you can blow him up next to a gas station.
  • bhavinp, on 05/18/2008, -2/+7Where are the tank or hunter (war helicopter) rampages like in the previous GTA:SA. Those always seemed to scratch that itch.
  • fredJdukes, on 05/18/2008, -1/+13i always enjoy tossing grenades off multistory buildings with something on top to hide from chopper fire.
  • Macrophallus, on 05/18/2008, -2/+9I like to do laps around the pond in central park. There are so many people to run over. I like to run over them very slowly, it kills them quicker.
  • rockrapdude, on 05/18/2008, -5/+50Zeroth most evil thing you can do in GTA IV (according to Jack Thompson): Buying the game.
  • MarioWhereRu, on 05/18/2008, -17/+0Congratulations!You have been selected to win a free laptop computer.
    • blindmonkey, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1Congratulations!You have been selected to shut the ***** up.
      • MarioWhereRu, on 05/19/2008, -1/+0Congratulations!You have been selected to have your jewish ass sent back to africa.
  • Licurgo, on 05/18/2008, -15/+2or you can kill a puppy on front of a little girl and then dismember the little girl
    and send the puppy and the girl to their parents and then taped all and upload it to the internet
    whoaa yeah¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡?
  • KraftSingle, on 05/18/2008, -4/+18The only one that made me laugh was the "Drown your date" Ted Kennedy move.
  • insomniac8400, on 05/18/2008, -11/+6You might as well label this 7 things activists are going to bitch about tomorrow. It's not smart pointing out bad things that have nothing to do with the actual game play.
    • blahtastic, on 05/18/2008, -0/+6This is a very good point. You can do these things, but very few of the extremely cruel and violent things are necessary. I mean you kill people for missions, yeah, but nothing about the game is making you mow down a sidewalk worth of pedestrians (except maybe the heavy driving controls).

      Everyone elects to do it anyway though. Not Rockstars fault we're a bunch of sickos.
  • Nuggstein, on 05/18/2008, -8/+2I love going into the hospital with my guns, and I shoot down the people who run and who cover their heads like morons. And then I also shoot the patients sleeping in the beds.
  • CannonGod, on 05/18/2008, -1/+7The proof reading of this article is horrendous - but yeah, I lolled when I saw the pic of Nico diving out of the car at high speed into the ocean :-)
    • ericrous, on 05/19/2008, -0/+2The best part was to advice caption at the bottom of the screen "Be careful, if you damage Michelle's car, the date will be over."
  • Mjuboy, on 05/18/2008, -5/+44We could do most of these in the previous GTAs.
  • fhatmanz, on 05/18/2008, -3/+11umm.. How about pushing people on the train tracks and watching the train destroy them?
  • waluum, on 05/18/2008, -12/+2Am I the only one who thinks some of these things are disgusting and those who do them are a touch on the insane side?
    • S4MF1SHER, on 05/18/2008, -0/+4Actually, I think of this while watching friends play. It's kind of weird, getting enjoyment out of something so terrible. It's a game, and the things you can do are so ridiculous and over the top. I thinks thats why people enjoy doing the things they do in GTA. At least that's how I feel when playing.
      • PamalaLauren, on 05/19/2008, -0/+2Yeah some of the crap that you can do is beyond ridiculous. Also you notice that a ***** load of people carry guns? I randomly started shooting people and four people got their guns out and shot me. It was insane.
    • Stevethegreat, on 05/18/2008, -0/+3Better do it in your game than to your pretentious neighbor who does not understand that people are sleeping late at night
      • GeneralCopper, on 05/19/2008, -1/+0Better, yeah.
        But if I want to stab just 10 random people to death instead of 20, doesn't mean I should do it (even if it's better).
    • shadowblade989, on 05/19/2008, -0/+3Yes
  • coldfusion1970, on 05/18/2008, -3/+9Today was the first time i'd played GTA IV and i ended-up spending the majority of my time running over people in the street, beating-up a woman in the park (and running her over with my motorbike) and attacking patients in their hospital beds.

    God i love this game.
  • ThePwnyExpress, on 05/18/2008, -1/+10this is much better than the crap "top non-violent things you can do in GTA 4" list that hit the front page a little while back... "go for a drive"... really?
  • S4MF1SHER, on 05/18/2008, -5/+7Who cares about burning hookers? They don't have feelings or souls anyway...
  • michaelrsa, on 05/18/2008, -1/+5A fun thing to do is just have cops do your dirty work. Do vigilante then when you arrive at the gang target call the cops on your cell phone, when the cops arrive, drive towards the gangsters, they shoot you, cops shoot them, and repeat.
  • sat0shi, on 05/18/2008, -2/+9The first evil thing I did was push someone on to the train tracks.

    "Ahhhhhhhh! *splat*"
    • PamalaLauren, on 05/19/2008, -0/+1This is one I've been wanting to try but have yet to find a train to do it with.
  • fejy, on 05/18/2008, -2/+1Find a crowded area and just hold a grenade in your hand.
  • ultrafez, on 05/18/2008, -5/+9Wow! A "Top ..." list that's not from Cracked.com!
    • orangekid13, on 05/19/2008, -0/+3It's only impressive because it's a top 7 that's not from cracked
  • Jorlwind, on 05/18/2008, -5/+80I'm sorry, but was I the only one who noticed the advertisement at the end?
    http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture6o ...
    • Licurgo, on 05/19/2008, -3/+2hahaha nice one
    • Jfave, on 05/19/2008, -1/+26nope, adblock
    • Juthan, on 05/19/2008, -2/+2Google ads does that with sites. It probably noticed he had the words gas station in the article and stuck that ad there.
  • MiamiRox, on 05/18/2008, -4/+8Hmm, and here I thought shooting cousin Roman multiple times in the face followed by running over him with my car was evil. I stand corrected.
    • slyzxx, on 05/20/2008, -0/+1dude shooting roman is evil who doesn`t love the guy he`s hilarious. I have his voice mail on my phone
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