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- miggz06, on 10/12/2007, -1/+59They would have the ugliest children ever. Then when they were born Mario would swoop in and drown them in a bag.
- jrathert, on 10/12/2007, -1/+50^LOL
A quote from the article's comments: "...I just can't imagine someone giving birth to a turtle with a spiked shell." - kopaka649, on 10/12/2007, -0/+46Stockholm Syndrome?
- trioxylon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+46You can't kill them, look how cute this guy is. Wouldn't you want to see more of them?
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1692/browseachzn9.jpg - AkumaATR, on 10/12/2007, -1/+43How could she do this!? I didn't save her slutty ass countless times so that she could run off with some fat reptilian freak!
- LACHRYMIST, on 10/12/2007, -4/+38Bowser must like her peach.
- batmanbury, on 10/12/2007, -1/+33Go ahead, bow to the queen of slime, the queen of refuse.
Boo! Rubbish, swine!!!
BOO!! - Paroparo, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30Well... Nintendo is certainly doing *something* different this gen.
- Rikushix, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28This headline reads like a cheesy UK tabloid.
- httpgeek, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25nah thats if bowser and luigi were getting married...
- DJCult, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18I was saying 'Boo-urns.'
- Zippo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17MAMA MIA!
- theoristbj, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17Slut.
- argonauta, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17actually, she'd give birth to an egg
- ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -4/+20Beastiality?
- titlesaysitall, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15New details emerge about Mushroom Kingdom marriage, more at 11.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -9/+22You thought Bowser ***** her? Their children would have hooves!
- jrathert, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Best explanation ever. She's been taken so many times, made to fear him, then he always takes care of her, so she relates to him and eventually decides to marry him. You, my friend, have solved the puzzle.
- Gurubanks, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15This is the most mind-numbingly inane thing to ever hit the front page of Digg. Hands down.
- virtualball, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Well....thats....fun?
Good news: New mario game on April 9th! - Wamzlee, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13I hope Peach's uncle won't show up. He only comes to the family events if there is free beer.
- masamunecyrus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12She has always been Princess Peach in Japan. In America, they renamed her to, "Princess Toadstool."
Nowadays and since Super Mario 64, she has been known as Princess Peach. - DAaaMan64, on 10/12/2007, -4/+14see I told you guys this is what happens when you want Nintendo to be realistic. They get realistic about dumb stuff like, girls' man choosing abilities.
- dkm201, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11But... but it's in HDR!
- kimos, on 10/12/2007, -5/+15Caps lock is cruse control for awesome.
- MrDiggle, on 10/12/2007, -6/+14Just another murder simulator corrupting our children and mocking the sacred institution of marriage.
- Kookami, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Ok then, who's Daisy?
- meamog, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9My money's on Kirby... wink!
- phonetik, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8I bet now that she wants him, the thrill of kidnapping has worn off Bowser and he is an apathetic bastard.
Next mario game will have Bowser on the couch watching the latest Mario Kart race in his boxers and a can of beer, ordering Peach around. - mwmccullough, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7No wait! What if Bowser is the one who actually gets pregnant? Or better yet, he lays the eggs and then Peach goes back to Mario before the eggs hatch. Then Peach AND Mario have to pay child support for like, I don't know, TWENTY Peachy Koopa's that are like hoofed and horned with leathery pouches on their bellies. Maybe then Luigi would murder Mario for disgracing the family name, drown the hatchling's, sell off Peach to some Taiwanese overlord and then rule Mushroom Kingdom with Toadstool like he wanted all along. Yeah, that's the ticket, the unlawful union of four of Mushroom Kingdoms Royalites resulting in the untimely death of everyone's favorite plumber. RIP Mario, RIP.
- RobertPatrick, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Must be the Stockholm Syndrome...
- Philluminati, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7
You've just made my entire childhood seem pointless. - Crass22, on 10/12/2007, -3/+9No theyd have koopa shells.
- husafaza, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5:'(
That would be me - GamingFox, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Dugg for Princess Bride reference.
- icepick314, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7so what's the difference between Princess Toadstool and Princess Peach again?
- LogicBomB, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4And all this time I thought bowser "captured" her. I guess it was all a clever plan for repeat affairs. Whore. :)
- idigital, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7Nah that's if Mario and Luigi come out with their own shocking secret, that they're not really brothers and they're getting married. I mean, the moustache is a bit of a giveaway.
- daridave, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Makes sense. I mean come on, give Bowser some slack. He's been trying to capture since forever...
he deserves AT LEAST a bl... never mind. - tizz66, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Not really, it's more a case of recurring themes with a slightly different twist each time.
- creep303, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5That article was ***** horrible.
- ECas123, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Now that they are getting married its time to pick there celeb name heres a couple Powser, Breach what can you think of?
- rebelxtnut, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3wtf
- manifestdata, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4I believe this would be the story line for the new Paper Super Mario (sorry if I have it backwards) for the Wii. Don't wanna give away too many spoilers so read up on your own :)
- KyleMistry, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I'm predicting an April Fool's Day prank made far in advance. And on April 1st, they'll be revealing some more "shocking news..."
"In 8 days from now...nothing will happen! We got you! Hah!" - JohnnyZito, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Is there a continuity to the Mario games? Like Legend of Zelda?
- joerendous, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1the sexy cousin of Bo and Luke Duke. yeehaw!
- BurnedKirby, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Also, the release date was just released for Super Paper Mario, and it happens to be in April 9th. (not exactly the 1st of April, but close enough for Nintendo apparently.)
Release date info at TMK --> http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/ - itsHef, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Well I was just say that Peach and Bowser are always..A WHA!?!?
She must like it rough. - geektanic08, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1i guarantee this is of bowser's "doing" and that it's not really true. you know, like bowser himself is marketing the game?
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