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Red vs Blue guys write an apology to irked Colts TE Dallas Clark

rvb.roosterteeth.com — Remember the Colts TE that complained about how he was portrayed in the Madden 2007 ad? Turns out that particular ad was made by the Red vs Blue guys and they don't want a 252 lb. professional football player mad at them and apologize in typical Red vs Blue fashion.

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  • cprincipe, on 10/12/2007, -2/+47I hope this makes it to the front page because the video is hilarious
    • AlwaysDuggDown, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Your wish came true! Now you have to quit saying "with my luck....." for at least a week. Don't you wish you would have hoped for something more important now?

      You got pwned by the wish fairy!
    • ButtholeSurfer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7the director's cut was hilarious...
    • seanherman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6in your face everyone else!
    • hypnotizd, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4"Oh my god, he threw it to himself!, that's not even possible!" "That's how good he is."
      "He knew to clone himself"

      Too funny!
    • WolfwoodX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6I hope this makes it to a video site because the link is down
  • phir0002, on 10/12/2007, -2/+44The Director's Cut version is even more awesome than the original commercial.
    • LuCiFer6, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12LOL

      I agree, they should put that on T.V.
  • achoo5000, on 10/12/2007, -2/+48"He cloned himself so he could get tackled... for once."
  • JeremiahLBurns, on 10/12/2007, -5/+8Neo Clark.
    • skellingtonjr, on 10/12/2007, -11/+4You are the One, NeoClark.

      (creepy little boy) There is no spoon.
  • gjscds, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22"Clark should have gone for two..."
  • dagnabbit, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24This is ironic because Clark was just injured during last week's game against Philly (the team that puts the hit on him in the commercial).
    • TheCount, on 10/12/2007, -27/+11I think it's ironic that you don't know what irony actually means.
    • Platypus3333, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18Clark complains that being tackled by the virtual Eagles makes him look like a punk in the videogame. From this we may infer that he does not believe himself to be a punk and that the Eagles would be unable to make him a punk in that fashion.

      Ironically, he then goes on to be injured (made a punk) in a game versus the Eagles.
    • billymachine, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10TheCount, Platypus has just clearly shown that this is, indeed, an example of irony. A sweet, juicy one at that. So, what do you have to say for yourself? You saw on a different story where a guy said something was ironic but then someone else contradicted him and made him look like a fool? Then maybe you wanted some of that action for youself? Wanted to make yourself look cool by saying dagnabbit here doesn't know his *****? But now it's clear to everyone that it's YOU who doesn't know your *****? Now how does it feel? Huh? Not too good, I expect? Kind of ironic, don't you think, how you set out to make yourself look good by calling someone else out, but instead, here you are, displaying your ignorance?

      ... well, better luck next time.

      P.S. Did you finish that novel you're working on?
    • Araya213, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4HAHAA The count you got owned son!! How's that feel? Nothin like seein someone get douchechecked!
    • dezmo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4it's ironic that your having an argument about irony in a post related to a comedy show that sketched an argument about irony
    • TheCount, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1I can only hope you were joking because you still clearly don't know what irony means.
  • herrshuster, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2Roosterteeth rocks...first a mention in halo 3, now this!
  • Wamzlee, on 10/12/2007, -11/+14original commercial: http://youtube.com/watch?v=n9e9-Uu8rys
  • BWigg, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5couldn't have been done better
  • jrefenes, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13"He wasn't satisfied with just 6 points, he wanted all 7"

    I love the closing screen

    "Roosterteeth plays Madden 07 because Dallas Clark owns"
    • herrshuster, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12and did you notice the "Paid for by Dallas Clark for President 2008"?
  • cdog12, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1"Clark should have gone for two"
  • andydumi, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3So it took 2 of himself to bring himself down, i guess 1 on 1 is too even handed...
  • zombietuba, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1if dallas clark was upset at the original commercial, he really is a pussy. it wasn't bad at all.

    edit: also innacurate because he's 257 lbs, not 252. ... just kidding, i don't care.
    • slippin84, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2RTFA and you'll see a link to the article in the Star where he was quoted. He wasn't so much upset as annoyed that they happened to pick him.
  • pureliquidhw, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2that is the best they could do? RvB is awesome but the roosterteeth team has shown they can do much better.
    • Septimus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Still great though.

      Don't know who this guy is, but his whine just makes me think he is a pussy now. Not all advertising is good advertising.
  • snackdrag, on 10/12/2007, -5/+1jocks, ha ha.
  • blurrie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4pureliquidhw: are you kidding??? that was way funny.

    i even made my gf watch it.
  • jtbndy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Best Madden commercial ever! Both of them.
  • Nyghtewynd, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Because Dallas Clark OWNS.
  • hothibachidtcom, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0"he passed it to himself cause hes that good."
  • conwayblue, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Clark threw it to himself!
  • sav2880, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1... and tackled himself too. Nothing like a little bit of good natured fun!
  • BWhaler, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1These guys were much cooler when they were the "drunkgamers"
  • NewNole2001, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2I've heard that Dallas Clark's tears cure cancer, but he's never cried.
    • mancat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2In fact, if water comes close enough to Dallas Clark's eyes, it gets sucked in.

      Fortunately, Dallas Clark doesn't drink water... Only blood.
  • kbeeveer46, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1That was the most pathetic apology ever. It just sounded like they were making even more fun of him... or was that the point?
  • Xivx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2In your face, everyone else.
  • carcrazy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1As hilarious as the director's cut was, Clark didn't deserve it. He looked pretty awesome even being tackled in the original. But, naturally, he really is a sissy and complained about something he'd never seen. What if it the commercial involved, say, Peyton Manning being sacced. Would Peyton have complained. Somebody's gotta be the victim, even in video games based on real life (aren't those, like, not actually *real* life?). Damn guy should be happy RT chose him to be in the commercial.
  • FidelBlack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Maybe my brain just farted, but i cant find the directors cut anywhere.
  • KiSA, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=1667
    get it while u can
  • S4MF1SHER, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Here's the YouTube.com link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVOJ5COGNV0

    Man did he get hammered! I think I need to pick up Madden 07 this Christmas...
  • pipes27, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Wait, they took it offline already?!
  • persaltier, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Both links have been removed from their site, and the links just point to /archive. What gives? I caught the original on youtube, but the DC didn't make it there :/
  • BadSenorRon, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1http://www.roosterteethvideos.com/EA_Sports/DallasClark/RT_DallasClark_LoRes.flv

    Go straight to the source. I saved it, then uploaded it to MySpace (I don't have a video converter on my work machine.)
    • BadSenorRon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Ok, so digg that one down. Are you people not bright enough to catch it when I said "I uploaded it to MySpace?"

      http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1502038240
    • vandread, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Its a good thing you linked to that because it looks like every other copy of it no longer exists on the net.
    • Maasneotek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1No clue why someone tried to mod you down there, you have the only copy i could find. Thanks for grabbing it while you can.

      Maybe people just see myspace and digg down immedeatly? Meh.

      I never really saw a problem with the original but the apology is hilarious.
    • Maasneotek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1sry double post
    • nundeeram, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1The MySpace version is literally the ONLY PLACE I could find this video again, as I wanted to show it to my friends. It got erased from like every single site I could find.
  • jimmytrue, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0anybody have a current link, can't find it anywhere, the video rocks
  • JBish828, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Incredible. Guess Clark has nothing better to do now than sit at home and watch himself getting tackled and ripped.
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