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- mrfreeziexp, on 02/25/2008, -2/+72My favorite Yahtzee quote would have to be from the Mass Effect review where he's explaining the game's story, "It's half past the future and humanity's on the galactic political stage having a dick waving competition with a variety of alien races who all speak English and pleasant North American dialects for some reason."
- nymphetamine, on 02/25/2008, -0/+64"This is a mumorpuger!"
- Rooster99, on 02/25/2008, -0/+53Can't remember exactly, but my favorite:
"The day I pay $79 for an expansion set, is the day I decide to swallow razor wire, pull the other end out of my arse, and floss myself to death!" - juice33, on 02/25/2008, -4/+51Triple ***** hooker....all that needs to be said.
- Gabberwok, on 02/25/2008, -0/+38Just watch the actual videos... I'm not a video game person myself, but I still find his reviews hilarious...
- halohunter, on 02/25/2008, -1/+32"Halo 3 is by no means bad, what it is, is average, boilerplate, run of the mill, a competent shooter its only remarkable feature being the degree its stuck up its own ass"
- MGB855, on 02/25/2008, -1/+29"Meet me outside in the next 20 minutes and you will have the most mind blowing 30 seconds of your LIFE. 20 minutes. Outfront. Pufferfish..."
- AwesomeMonster, on 02/25/2008, -2/+27Zero punctuation in a top 10 list form!?!?! This will be dugg into record breaking numbers!
- defy, on 02/25/2008, -5/+28Congratulations. You can quote funny Zero Punctuation lines and suddenly make them unfunny.
- Craga89, on 02/25/2008, -0/+18The Guitar Hero 3 review is by far the funniest review I've watched, so many great quotes on that one:
"I'd gotten to used to using only the first 3 buttons my pinky finger was an atrophied pork scratching stuck on the end of my hand with pritstick"
"It all began when me and some colleagues gathered at my house for totally heterosexual reasons when we broke out guitar hero on easy mode to celebrate our manliness are total lack to desire to fondle scrotums"
"And then it was time to move up to hard difficulty. Again it seemed like madness, actually having to move your hand up and down the neck to hit the fifth button seemed like a good way to get wankers cramp" - dudeman88, on 02/25/2008, -1/+19I can't believe they missed the whole "fagballs" bit that was in the Zelda Phantom Hourglass review. That's my favorite one.
- Ecanem, on 02/25/2008, -0/+14"granted a single player mumorpuger, without alliance ***** teabagging your corpse" Excellence!
- LittleFishChan, on 02/25/2008, -0/+12The word "mumorpuger" is now part of my vocabulary thanks for Yahtzee.
- dsmx, on 02/25/2008, -1/+12This is so true, yet for some insane reason no review dares say it except Yahtzee.
- beccapark, on 02/25/2008, -1/+10"Andy Dufray?" Come on.
- Sawta, on 02/25/2008, -1/+10Maybe we can make this whole experience even more redundant by having people post their favorite quotes from the list, which then be turned into a list of its own, where the author will post their favorite words from the comment, and people will leave comments of single letters...the wrong letters.
- inactive, on 02/25/2008, -0/+9"it seems all the other game reviewers in the world have put me in an awkward position, bunch of ***** eaters to a man as they are"
- Asianwaste, on 02/25/2008, -0/+9I just think it's too soon. Give it another year for a ZeroPunctuation best moments.
- error2k2, on 02/25/2008, -0/+9The Medal of Honor review should have been on that list, sure it offended a few Americans but come on! It was funny as hell.
- gr33nie, on 02/25/2008, -2/+11"Take the superpower du jour the United States. They're into war like it's the end of the January war sales."
I couldn't agree with you more Yahtzee you calapidgeon superman. - TitanX7, on 02/25/2008, -0/+8Your right! He should moan the jokes instead!
- DiscoFerret, on 02/25/2008, -0/+7Also, it's "Andy Dufresne," not "Andy Dufray." I just watched Shawshank Redemption yesterday and I feel the need to point that out.
- inactive, on 02/25/2008, -0/+7Buried for the URL. Talk about trying to cash in on someone else's success without adding anything of value.
- t2t2, on 02/25/2008, -0/+7Nooooooo You're doing it wrong!
- kevyn, on 02/25/2008, -0/+6c
- justok, on 02/25/2008, -1/+7f
- Jclarky, on 02/25/2008, -0/+6u
- bradrmattison, on 02/25/2008, -0/+6k
- dbr_onix, on 02/25/2008, -0/+4Exactly. Thanks to the lack of punctuation (or rather, pauses), they aren't exactly long. You can watch all the reviews in less than an ~hour, if you are so inclined.
- solidus636, on 02/25/2008, -0/+4Why did these guys just post links to the full videos? They should have posted only the small clip that had the quote because I'm not gonna sit around and listen to the reviews again just to hear the quote...even if they are funny as hell.
- Akaricloud, on 02/25/2008, -0/+4I concur. The trained pet spider part was rather funny as well.
- voomfoo, on 02/25/2008, -1/+4every moment in his videos is better than the last making every moment in everyone of his videos the best moment... triple ***** hooker
- NinjaPirateDude, on 02/25/2008, -0/+3I, myself fail to see the point in this.
but dugg nevertheless. - Jarasmen, on 02/25/2008, -1/+4I dugg this because it's about Zero Punctuation.. somewhere. I am a sucker and Yahtzee's bitch.
- ayeroxor, on 02/25/2008, -2/+5Moments. Not episodes, Captain Reading Comprehension.
- smacksaw, on 02/25/2008, -2/+5Two msaleem articles in the last 40 minutes?
Someone learned how to beat the Digg algorithm! - wetard57, on 02/25/2008, -0/+3Guitar Hero III reveiw, also like his description of mario kart syndrome of the multi player
- psyonide, on 02/25/2008, -1/+4Good God, how many top 10 lists are gaming sites going to come up with? The gaming community has more top 10 lists than a top 10 list of top 10 lists of the 10 best top 10 lists.
- Shivetya, on 02/25/2008, -0/+3It only took him about 3 videos to qualify for 10 awesome quotes...
- Akaricloud, on 02/25/2008, -0/+3I was thinking that that quote should of made the list lol.
- orangeepsilon, on 02/25/2008, -0/+3Pufferfish! http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/fish ...
- BigBallistix, on 02/25/2008, -0/+3Dugg for Captain Planet.
- supaklaw, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2Or better yet, describing the Mako vehicle in ME as driving like a fat man on a unicycle.
- ours, on 02/25/2008, -3/+5Either the others bow done before Microsoft or they fear the wrath of a major Fanboy war against them. Thankfully, Yatzee doesn't gives a rats ass about both of those.
- Sieker, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2zero punctuation dude your doing it wrong
- Jclarky, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2And said it had been...
- justok, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2clearly going off at a tangent
- Jclarky, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2mine too. and 8 of my friends.
- CarzorStelatis, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2They missed Uncle Tusky in the Orange Box review, funny as hell. It was the first ZP review I watched - couldn't stop laughing :P
- CaptainPlanet25, on 02/25/2008, -0/+2Pure gold.
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