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- redjesus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+59the third pic reminds me of my ex girlfriend
- 4answer2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+38(Overheard in a Chinese sweatshop)
WTF are these? Those Americans will buy anything! - boo37, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34Yes, because we all know that Valve's game developers work in the plush toy department as well.
- allenu, on 10/12/2007, -2/+33Haha. You're right. That does look like her.
- GuyHersh, on 10/12/2007, -1/+31LMAO... what kind of title is "HEAD CRAB PLUSH ON STEAM!" it made no sense falloutsyndrome, and It didn't even link to the headcrab!
And you wonder why this one got dugg and yours didn't... - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32They're awesome, although I'd like a life-size one ^_^
- etruscan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28...or the 1/4 scale Strider.
- Wolfbeta, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26My girlfriend has been begging me to buy her a stuffed bunny.
I think I'll get her this instead *grin*. - Rabid_Llama, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22Haha, you just go ahead and keep on having your life full of trolling digg threads, and I'll keep on being a loser that enjoys popular computer games.
- CaptainWeasel, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22If that is 1/4 size scale, how big are they normally? O_o I'd be scared if a 1/4 size headcrab tried to rape my face...
- evilgod69, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22aww, they are soo cute! i must get one.
- beatleman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22True, because we all know people with "lives" would never buy a novelty item. :-P
- ScottJG, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22I would so attack someones face with one of these....
- modian, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19Did she give you the crabs?
- modian, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17Lamarr, now where have you gotten to?
- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -0/+15lol, 1/4 scale strider.. thats still like 10 meters tall....
- detrux, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15The tag says "Half Life 2 Critters".. So they must be luanching more then just the headcrabs for sale. I can't wait for a 1/4 scale G-man
- Ryetronics, on 10/12/2007, -4/+17404NotFound's story title was better than yours, hence more diggs.
- kevinmotel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13if i had enough money, i would buy dozens and fill my friend's closet with them. he often plays HL2 til the wee hours of the morning.
::friend opens closet:: ahhhh! a portal from Xen! ahhhh! - kdingo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12I had almost thought that it would fit on your head until reading it was only 6" long. What they need is a 1:1 scale head crab or something large enough that you can at least wear like a hat, like those anime-style caps which are popular at anime conventions. That would be uber.
- ravedave, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13Too bad it doesnt have a noise box to make the 'araarrraaaaa' sound. That would be awsome. I still want one though.
- ravage386, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12^ The above link is NSFW ^
Signed, a victim - JesperL, on 10/12/2007, -3/+14You know what I'd buy? Alyx. Posable and *ahem* undressable.
>_> - Simon80, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13Valve paid me to say that I bought 20!
- macatticus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11Uh oh... something just hit #1 on my Christmas list!
- Disease, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9It will fit on your pet's head ^___^
- Overdose, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10You dated her too?
- spelchek, on 10/12/2007, -2/+111/4 G-man's?
"We shall call him.. mini g." - ZenKai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9ROTFL. Half-life mods: plushie division. "Re-skin your stuffed hat! New soundpacks available!"
Dugg - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8It should have a band around it so it can hold right to your head. walk around zombie style. rrhagghharraaraarrggh.
- DrGamez, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Bought before I could realize what was hapening.
- Taromsn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6So what you're saying is, you'd sleep with a zombie?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Such a great idea, but what is up with the size? These things have to be fullsize! Imagine the fun you could have busting in on a friend who is playing HL2 with one of these things on your head screaming ARRGGHH!!!!! Now THAT would freak people out :)
- cjdunn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Sweet! ...but what's with the brown color. They're always flesh color in the games.
I wonder if they'll produce the "Fast Crabs" and the poisonous black/gray ones.
My vote for next toy: 1/6th scale, posable Dog.
That. Would. Rock. - dewey, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Just what I need, more crabs.
- deathguppie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6I cannot believe that no one has mentioned the PARASITE PALS!!!
http://www.parasitepals.com - mc1123, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5thats just wierd.
- Quarks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Aah damnit, U.S. only:
"Ordering Merchandise: You must place orders at the Valve Store using Visa, MasterCard, Discover, American Express, JCB, or PayPal. You must be 18 years of age or older and a United States resident and have a valid credit card."
This is so cool, why is this U.S. only?
I really want one, and so would thousands of other non U.S. residents I imagine.
Does anyone know if there is a way to buy this in Europe? - user, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4It's your pet, the freakin' head-humper!
- BlindIrishman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I'm sure you could mod it :D
- Recrofne, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Haha, a Gman dummy....you just know that would be a slow paced show..
"He...looo, *breathes*....I'm...Gman....i..t's nice to.....*breathes* meet you... - Synchro, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Why no 12" action figures ala old school GI Joe? How many gamers like myself would pick up a Gman or Gordon action figure. Can you imagine an action figure for the big walker from HL2? How sweet would that be?
I think Valve needs to have a talk with Todd McFarlane and get right on this! He does produce the best figures for stuff like this. - xswag, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5That "Head Humper" does have a pretty mouth though. (That's too sick)
- Staryx, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6If only she'd say that...
- drwestman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Or what about the GIANTmicrobes!
http://www.giantmicrobes.com
I want the Black Death one! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5So when does the life-size Alex come out?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3:)
That would be great! - GuyHitByTruck, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4So in reality they'd be 4x bigger? Friggin' wow! They're too dadgum expensive though.
- Thundercat1971, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3If they had a life sized one I could wear as a hat I would SO buy one!
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