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More Nintendo Panties!

kotaku.com — Finally, a pair of underpants that reveal what we already knew: a woman's genitalia is just an NES controller, ready to be fiddled with and pounded and flung angrily across the room in frustration.

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  • SqueakyWheel, on 10/12/2007, -105/+5Sicko perverted blogger buried
  • achoo5000, on 10/12/2007, -2/+42Should be a thong.
    • nrvous250gt, on 10/12/2007, -17/+3Yeah, there seems to be a lot of material there. The good news is, if you're out to sea and have problems, you can use them as a backup sail.
  • unamas, on 10/12/2007, -2/+87up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start
    • 5555, on 10/12/2007, -25/+5I dugg your comment because even though that Konami code joke has been done to death, at least you got it right instead of all the A B A B idiots.
    • oakj423, on 10/12/2007, -32/+2shouldn't your series have ended with *finish*?
    • Taciturn, on 10/12/2007, -2/+59You went through the trouble of turning the Konami code into a sex joke, and you didn't even select-start for two player?
    • RadiatedAnt, on 10/12/2007, -15/+4abab start is the mortal kombat code every self respecting geek would tell you... dugg you down for bashing on another well known code, go back and play with your wii
    • theonlybigboss, on 10/12/2007, -6/+199 orgasims?
  • EnjoyTheFact, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25There's an extra life joke in there somewhere..
  • MikeOSX, on 10/12/2007, -14/+2Now if you could plug it in to your game system and use it as an actual controller, that would be cool!
  • skatastrophy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8I don't particularly remember having to button mash Select and Start though... an N64 controller would have the analog stick in the right spot though ;)
    • ModernGeek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1would probably still have to be a little lower.
    • lordsandwich, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26Don't forget to add the Rumble Pak!
    • TheMoken, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Yeah, I was thinking more like the "trigger" button (Z?) being really appropriate
    • t4k3n, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1@moken
      Was the z button a subtle anal joke?


  • spectrox, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2the controller overlay placement is fairly bad for real world tactile and/or digital input
  • mrjeffery, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3http://www.aeropause.com/archives/2006/10/nintendo_contro.php
  • manicdvln, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17I guess nintendo finally figured out how to involve women into gaming :P

    Yes I am a pig. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
    • BobTurtle, on 10/12/2007, -20/+2^^^HEY EVERYONE LOOK, IT'S AN INTERNET TOUGH GUY!^^^
      Also, the poster below me is queer
    • b3mus3d, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7@bobturtle
      hey you're wr... oh :(
  • royalwcheese, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Granny panties!
  • zetsurin, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1This still doesn't make Nintendo a brand for grown ups.
    • 42nnn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5*****! I grew up with it, Im wearing it!

      I gotta get a pair of those boxers...
  • ProfChaosOmega, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1i'd hit it :D
    • SFX112, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14You'd have sex with panties? Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
  • tehMatthewJ, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6http://stylinonline.stores.yahoo.net/boxerspanties.html

    Link to the actual store. Stop linking to a blog that links to a blog that links to a news article that links to a store. Just link the store. Still cool though.
  • davidod87, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2Diggworthy? ***** no.
  • hagfish70, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2I wonder if up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a, start will work on these? If you know what I am saying...wink, wink...
  • joelmole, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23If it doesn't work, it helps to blow inside the cartridge slot.

    ;)
  • babylonian, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Dugg just for the subtitle. Hilarious.
  • PanXIII, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Ditto!
  • rafk, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1I thought they would be all cute and sexy with traditional pixelated mario or some other token characters scattered around the sweet spots....

    instead we get a clunky controller replica on gray panties? it's a shame... i had much more creative designs in my head when i read this juicy and wet headline. ;)

  • apetrie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7That description is not nearly as clever as the writer thought. The panties are cool, the misogynistic joke not so much...
  • NocturnalAssail, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0Dude those panties are ugly as hell.
    She would have to have a weird vagina to actually be able to play.

    -Garza
  • perkelation, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1My girlfriend's got a pair of those... (or some similar ones)
  • zydehkim, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3A DS version would be better. Touching is good!
  • NoNom, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1*presses start* Nothing.
    *presses again* Nothing
    *Leaves*
    *Comes back 15 mins later* Game stars
  • errorik, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Howabout a link to a photo of someone actually wearing them?

    http://www.destructoid.com/nintendo-panties-extra-tissues-please

    Pervs. Enjoy.
    • almightystoph, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1thank you
    • takai, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Barf material. Seriously, those are sick.. Look like nerd granny panties.
  • crlake, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3They are boyshorts -- not granny panties! If you guys had girlfriends -- you WOULD HAVE KNOW THAT. :)) Completely proving the point, that you guys know NOTHING about women.

    "Check and Mate"


  • Asianwaste, on 10/12/2007, -4/+0***** in you? Press Start.
  • Gurubanks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I don't think I'm okay with that...

    Maybe just a little.
  • perimus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0These are gonna look great on the asian guy I just bought them for... thanks for the link XD
  • kuri, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Is it bad that I own these...

    And I'm a man...

    And they're in my dorm dresser behind me as I type?...

    Ah well, that's what good friends are for. Buying you gamer panties for your birthday. ...Stop looking at me like that.
  • RadiatedAnt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10_0 Kuri needs a Girlfriend... stat!
  • mongrel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1From what I've heard, it's just like the Japanese to put the button in the wrong place...
  • evilkeo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Ugly is a matter of opinion. I think their cute(mainly the back of them) and my wife likes them too. I'll be getting her a pair for xmas :) Not all panties have to be thongs!
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