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Master Chief sucks at Halo watch!

youtube.com — Master Chief action figurine comes to life and plays on an Xbox 360.

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  • longhairman1337, on 10/11/2007, -4/+30ims camp her adn pwn evry 1
    llollololollllolollloloolllolololollolol...
    "game over"
    *****!!1 :(
    • J4320, on 10/11/2007, -1/+42I was laughing in tears during the Crackdown startup. xD
  • xerus, on 10/11/2007, -1/+20Microsoft Sam... ... no.
  • ScottAG, on 10/11/2007, -21/+34I just wasted 7:30 of my life watching this...
    • dnields, on 10/11/2007, -12/+4I only wasted about 5 minutes of mine. I couldn't stand to watch the entire thing.
  • Intervention, on 10/11/2007, -6/+17one of the funniest videos I have ever seen
    • shortarabguy, on 10/11/2007, -4/+11You need to spend some more time on Youtube...
      That was about middle of the pack. Nothing good, nothing really bad. I won't go bitching and whining about 7 and a half minutes of my life being wasted, but they sure as hell weren't spent wisely...
  • alienSkull, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8dugg for nightmare before xmas and beetlejuice themes..
    • imikedaman, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4At like 40 seconds into the video i was singing "john jacob jingleheimer schmidt" to the song and it fit perfectly. Don't ask me how that popped into my head, it just did.
  • dondara, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11I know I have played that guy before.

    And MS text-to-speech sucks. I had no idea it was that bad.
    • Murdats, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3yeah, so glad they scrubed it up in vista
      while in XP i went and got myself a third party engine for the few things that use it because MS samis just soo painful
    • Phlyers, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Any suggestions then on a better voice for XP?
    • superal1394, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1haha, i love the horrid voice. it is so funny in the library to turn up the volume all the way on three computers in different parts of the library, and set them all to read something obscene at the same time.


      goooooooood times
  • serpanterra, on 10/11/2007, -7/+3What's really annoying about that film is that so many people I've played on Halo, Unreal, Quake, Counter Strike etc are so like Mr. Chief that I couldn't find this funny. Or is that just my childhood trauma? ;)
  • JohnnyRad, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4man that was hilarious if you're a halo dork like i am
  • Dasw00t, on 10/11/2007, -0/+21His smack talk was 100% accurate for over 90% of all xbox live players :-(

    Xbox live smack talk is pretty much :

    1. 60% accusation of homosexuality.
    2. 20% Insunuation of sexual relationships with one's mother.
    3. 18% accusation of cheating.
    4. 2% spamming of the theme of Fresh Prince of Bel air and or Rick astley over the airwaves.
    • SnuKs, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8You forgot to factor in:

      - excessive use of "hax0r" & "pwn" or related terms
      - vulgar demands for claiming a specific weapon is thiers
      - threats of reporting you to Bungie
      - teabagging.
  • cfsynergydotcom, on 10/11/2007, -3/+0Fo some reason I always read that as "Master Chef"
  • neofreakiii, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3HAHA NICE
  • HT2791, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4the into was very funny, getting pissed at the load times haha
  • mortey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Better than I thought it would be.
  • cptnjaksprw, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6actually, most people who play the beta are this bad/stupid...

    [actual conversation]
    l33tsnyperdood: "omg hax0rs."
    me: "it's nearly impossible to hack on xbox live, especially with an xbox 360."
    l33tsnyperdood: "i've seen people hack it, and i've played with the hacks, so don't tell me what i can and can't do."
    me: "oh god. damn you people are stupid."
  • M724, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Love it. Dugg!
  • jester55, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4the voice is microsoft sam.
  • Cowfrommars, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7Haha. Saw this yesterday, hilarious stuff.

    I cracked up at '***** snowbound' 'veto veto veto *****'. Great stuff.
  • Urusai, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1He's about as good as I am, except he has elite microphone skills. Erm, I mean l33t mic sk1lz.
  • EzarKun, on 10/11/2007, -2/+1damn, i hate starting up crackdown, why cant we just launch the beta thru demos or soemthing.
    + BF2 is better than Halo MP
  • tektalk, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Good god... the video is so ***** funny, it made milk squirt out my nose.
  • dj88masterchief, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2damn that was hilarious i almost peed my pants u guys probably think Microsoft Sam's voice is pretty gay, every time i hear that voice i start cracking up i think its hilarious since that episode of the office. but that was a great vid!
  • wazzadoin, on 10/11/2007, -1/+1The beginning in middle were great, but it kinda dulled
  • aksley, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2One of the funniest videos I've seen
  • manga777, on 01/16/2008, -0/+1i love this vid its f~~kin mint
  • tenniswacky, on 09/24/2008, -0/+0Digitalph33r is awesome, the master chief sucks at halo videos are hilarious!!!
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