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  • Arrestedevelopr, on 06/10/2008, -5/+338Would you kindry? So wrong and yet so right.
    • Arkz, on 06/11/2008, -1/+15A man chooses, a slave obeys... STOP! --Buffering--
    • HumanRecall, on 06/11/2008, -0/+2hahah............ spot on ! :P
    • vickers500, on 06/11/2008, -1/+25Hey there, fellas. You know that 9 out of 10 ladies prefer the athletic man?
      • Wargasmic, on 06/11/2008, -31/+3Hey there, jock *****. You know 10 out of 10 guys don't give a *****?
        • DrCyclops, on 06/11/2008, -0/+26Hey there, retard. Did you know that 9 out of 10 guys played Bioshock?

          And you aren't one of them?
        • rilus, on 06/11/2008, -0/+5Fail.... it's a quote from Bioshock.
    • clarionhaze, on 06/11/2008, -2/+1rotating buffering-indicating arrow would not go away :'(
      and flash pop-ups are just as annoying as java ones.
  • ieatvegans, on 06/10/2008, -7/+26I love this series
    • Arkz, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1Yeah the Iron Man ending on the second episode is hilarious
  • sugarshiva, on 06/10/2008, -6/+46Brilliant stuff. Be sure to check out the last two episodes about Ikaruga and Ocarina of Time!
    • chazuk, on 06/10/2008, -1/+8The Ikaruga one was brilliant.

      3 funny vids there!
    • mentor972, on 06/11/2008, -5/+2Spam comments?
    • Adiddy, on 06/11/2008, -3/+9Brilliant? Really? That word truly means nothing these days, huh?
  • cheech794, on 06/10/2008, -11/+41Spoilers.
    • DickMcVengeance, on 06/11/2008, -1/+35Missed the part about this being the climactic scene? I'd think that's warning enough.
    • electrolemon, on 06/11/2008, -0/+5You're a liar! When a video says spoilers at the beginning of it, there's no reason for there to be spoilers!
    • Mier, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1DAMN...I was just about to Andrew's office
    • 0ceanic, on 06/11/2008, -1/+3i havent played the game yet, only demo. i was going to skim the comments to see if this might be a spoiler.

      i sincerely thank you.

      i wasnt entirely sure if it was THE climactic scene, or just one of the in game climaxes like during the demo, because i havent played the game, and i wasnt even sure if there was a dialogue climax to it.
  • TheBez, on 06/10/2008, -5/+80Niko Is Fontaine!
    • ZenMojo, on 06/11/2008, -0/+4You know, until you said that, I hadn't been spoiled at all.
    • electrolemon, on 06/11/2008, -0/+31A man chooses, a slave gets beeg American teeteez!
  • Yashoki, on 06/10/2008, -14/+6SLAP
  • electrolemon, on 06/10/2008, -23/+7A man chooses, a srave obeys. Atras is Fontaine.
  • DaedHead8, on 06/10/2008, -30/+25Would you kindly Digg this awesome video?
    • digitaldivinci, on 06/11/2008, -0/+15A man chooses.

      And digg is nothing but men.
  • JTHomeslice, on 06/10/2008, -10/+6Quite good, Mr. Anthony.
  • Redzie, on 06/10/2008, -28/+11would you kindly tell me if your of legal age?
    • robomixx, on 06/10/2008, -3/+30Would you kindly take a seat?
    • greenlight2001, on 06/11/2008, -3/+8She kind of looks like a boy... so... I question your intentions.
    • electrolemon, on 06/11/2008, -0/+4a/s/l: old enough/q/internet?
  • WaxenPith, on 06/10/2008, -22/+3Pretty sad that he makes his sister play video games...
    • electrolemon, on 06/11/2008, -1/+13Yes, because women don't have the self control to choose to play games themselves, you unintelligent *****.
      • ciano, on 06/11/2008, -0/+20A man chooses, a woman obeys. Yeah. I think that's right.
        • electrolemon, on 06/11/2008, -0/+8I lol'd. So wrong, but I lol'd.
  • skidme, on 06/10/2008, -21/+7Would you kindly show me your boobies...
  • skidme, on 06/10/2008, -38/+8Would you kindly say, "***** THING SUCKS"?
    • zdiddy85, on 06/11/2008, -0/+2YES! YES! THIS PHRASE HAS DIED!!

      MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
  • ANT1138, on 06/10/2008, -13/+269You had me at "Young girl".
    • tehsilentcircus, on 06/11/2008, -0/+35LoLapalooza, I was gonna say more or less the same thing ... and I quote my thoughts ...

      "You had me at young girl and climactic ... "

      However, you win, props!


      Afterthought: so inappropriate.
    • h4mx0r, on 06/11/2008, -0/+108Would you kindly take a seat over there?
      • pistonsfan1600, on 06/11/2008, -0/+24I swear, we were only gonna watch some in-game cut-scenes...that's all we were gonna do...
        • electrolemon, on 06/11/2008, -0/+24And what were you going to do during the interactive scenes, HMM?
        • TheFirstKnight, on 06/11/2008, -0/+8We were going to do "quick-time" events.
        • ZeeZee2k, on 06/11/2008, -0/+3And how do you explain the lotions, paper towel and the hand sanitizer in your bag.
        • Eezyville, on 06/11/2008, -0/+3I have a doctors note for those. Thats all medical stuff I swear!
        • johnsmith3210, on 06/11/2008, -1/+1This thread is like watching an episode of 'To Catch a Predator'.
      • Demonkid549, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1Pedobear wouldn't approve of that...
    • huskydork, on 06/11/2008, -0/+12Young girl? Get out of my mind! My love for you is way out of line!
      • missswiss, on 06/11/2008, -0/+3Gary Puckett, The Sleaziest Rocker Ever.
    • ZenMojo, on 06/11/2008, -2/+9I hope she's not too young. She's damn adorable, Rev.
    • unearth, on 06/11/2008, -1/+10http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/8/29/
    • dougmc, on 06/11/2008, -0/+25Personally, from `little girl', I was expecting to see a little sister ... harvested. Or saved, take your pick. This was better, however.
    • Seantacular, on 06/11/2008, -0/+9http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/ChrisHa ...
    • Cogboy, on 06/11/2008, -0/+6I don't care if she is 13, I'm not superstitious. :)
    • deanimate, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1SURPRISE SEX!
  • namelessted, on 06/11/2008, -12/+5***** epicness
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    • mattisallama, on 06/11/2008, -5/+5dude calm down... I've seen you in like half the articles today
    • bewareofmoose, on 06/11/2008, -1/+15What the *****.
    • Bob24, on 06/11/2008, -4/+1I totally dugg you up just for the fun of it
    • zdiddy85, on 06/11/2008, -0/+4WTF did I miss!?!?!
    • Rezistik, on 06/11/2008, -1/+1Am I the only one who finds this hilarious based merely on its merit in insanity?
      • Urbanninja622, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1Nope, also Dugg for the Dr. McNinja shirt
  • tusseyd, on 06/11/2008, -4/+84Dugg for kindry.
  • mimigins, on 06/11/2008, -4/+28Dugg for Harvest Moon! She's a pretty decent actress. Makes me want to watch the other episodes.
  • vensure, on 06/11/2008, -12/+17Dugg for the slaps!1
  • Prometheus, on 06/11/2008, -9/+3The name Ashly makes me think of the Orly owl.
  • squarepegs, on 06/11/2008, -22/+4Girl + great video game = still so lame that I'm going to bury this.
  • robotirl, on 06/11/2008, -14/+6Maybe I should have played more Bioshock because I don't get it...
    • BugMeNot2, on 06/11/2008, -2/+2Basically, it's a scene where you kill Ryan, the dude who founded Rapture.
      A lot of people say it's a great scene, but I found it rather stupid.
  • l800LEMMINGS, on 06/11/2008, -5/+23this is one of those odd videos that you don't know what to make of it and you don't know if you're life will ever be the same
    • DokGonzo, on 06/11/2008, -0/+4YOU'VE WATCHED IT, YOU CAN'T UNWATCH IT!
  • mattwalton56, on 06/11/2008, -2/+24Hmm. Looks like I'm going to have to go play some Bio Shock now...
  • Popninety, on 06/11/2008, -26/+137Would have been good if she was wearing less to no clothing
  • dannytehmanny, on 06/11/2008, -14/+9mirror?
    • Morfine, on 06/11/2008, -2/+3is there a mirror? bcos its not loading for me
  • ginestony, on 06/11/2008, -2/+141dugg for the bitch-slap
  • D14BL0, on 06/11/2008, -25/+92She looks like a boy.

    Even without the mustache.
    • nycmac247, on 06/11/2008, -4/+40you like it
    • DaLukeMan, on 06/11/2008, -7/+5I'd toss it to her
    • feckineejit, on 06/11/2008, -1/+9Don't worry, when you leave mommy's basement you'll notice that not all girls have blond hair and enormous fake *****.
  • Laminarcissus, on 06/11/2008, -7/+46I really think that whether you're a Bioshock fan or not, you're definitely going to be sitting there waiting for her to take her clothes off.
    • senae, on 06/11/2008, -1/+16Assuming,you know, you're some sort of pedophile or something.
    • ZenMojo, on 06/11/2008, -1/+20Ashly is -- just a kid -- and that is -- slightly ped -- o-phil-ic...

      (that's kinda gross)
      • sjm20k, on 06/11/2008, -0/+10yeah, nobody's attracted to teenagers...
      • Laminarcissus, on 06/11/2008, -1/+2Maybe she'll always be just a kid to you, ZenMojo, but unless there's another Ashly Burch with the exact same spelling out in the world, she's 20.

        So while I cannot buy her a drink, I can wait for her to take her clothes off with impunity.
        • Orion682, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1BTW, Facebook alone has 3 Ashly Burch's... so your comment is kinda worthless :)

          (I looked it up after reading your comment, as I figured that's likely where you got your info. Guess not)
      • Orion682, on 06/11/2008, -2/+1@sjm20k & Laminarcissus: *WHOOSH*

        He was quoting episode 2 of "Hey Ashly Whatcha Playing?" where she sings that about a character from Ocarina of Time...
    • Laminarcissus, on 06/11/2008, -0/+3What, I know her or something? She couldn't be a freshman in college? Anyway, I'm not the perv filming her -- I'm turning state's evidence on him.
  • h4mx0r, on 06/11/2008, -4/+80Young girl?
    Would you kindly take a seat over there?
  • humperdinck, on 06/11/2008, -5/+63Buried for inaccuracy. Neither "young" nor "little".
    • idontgooutmuch, on 06/11/2008, -7/+4nor "girl" more like 12 year old boy.
  • dyranios2, on 06/11/2008, -13/+76That is one hot 12 year old dude
    • dylio, on 06/11/2008, -0/+107commas are everything.

      That is one hot 12 year old, dude (pedo)
      or
      That is one hot 12 year old dude. (gay)
      • ZenMojo, on 06/11/2008, -1/+33Still a pedo.
        • crossmr, on 06/11/2008, -1/+1if this person hit puberty at age 13..yes..
          Just because americans like to forget the meaning of a word doesn't make it okay..
      • XxModestMousexX, on 06/11/2008, -3/+15Chicks are like math, if she's under 14 just do her in your head.
        • DeadlyAlpaca, on 06/11/2008, -6/+2If you're going to attempt to quote Bo Burhham, at least do it properly. It doesn't even make sense the way you wrote it.

          Quoted from his Youtube post:

          And squarin' numbers are just like women, if they're under thirteen just do them in your head....
      • dyranios2, on 06/11/2008, -0/+2Yes I was going for the latter one.
      • Radica1Faith, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1A 12 year old, and a 12 year old dude. Isn't it pedo either way? Or do 12 year old chicks don't count?
        • dylio, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1It would be 12 year old boys that don't count, according to my logic (I forgot to add pedo after gay)
  • MadOgre, on 06/11/2008, -6/+41I'd hit that.
    • mattwalton56, on 06/11/2008, -4/+18With a golf club?
      • MadOgre, on 06/11/2008, -14/+2I think you fail to see the double meaning in my post. Since Hit That is slang for having hot sex with some one, it also has the double meaning by refering to the fact that she got slapped repeatedly in her video presentation. Golf clubs don't come into the picture.
        • ngmcs8203, on 06/11/2008, -5/+2No we got it. She just looks like an ugly chick or an ugly 15yr old boy.
      • mattwalton56, on 06/11/2008, -1/+9Looks like you've never played Bio Shock. In the game Andrew Ryan has a golf club at during the scene when Jack kills him. Andrew Ryan tosses him the golf club and tells him to "kill". It was an inside joke for people who've played the game.
    • Mikhail101, on 06/11/2008, -1/+5What wouldnt you hit.
    • jeshakespeare, on 06/11/2008, -0/+2With an inverse tachyon beam?
    • Berkana, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1With a slap when she says "obey"?
  • metkillerjoe, on 06/11/2008, -5/+2That last part reminded me of the cillit bang spoof...
  • ChinezePanda, on 06/11/2008, -8/+7Yeah.. *****.. wow.... man.... you got me on that one.

    /edit.

  • Warcrack, on 06/11/2008, -21/+16That's a girl?
  • krisjanis, on 06/11/2008, -13/+77wow...these comments suck
  • alpharaptor, on 06/11/2008, -11/+3*obligatory "i'd hit it"*
  • lanzemurdok, on 06/11/2008, -11/+4how old is she? I just want to find out in case she's under 18. i have to suppress my man urges.
    • xsquirrel378x, on 06/11/2008, -0/+1girls are like squaring numbers, if they're under 13 do them in your head
  • masterjjx, on 06/11/2008, -10/+6somehow seeing that in real life just doesnt feel right or maybe it was the lame acting
  • greekgodchaos, on 06/11/2008, -16/+11this sucks
  • godd4242, on 06/11/2008, -18/+17O my god that was so awful
  • bewareofmoose, on 06/11/2008, -2/+6Winced on the slapping. But well done.
  • schneid4323, on 06/11/2008, -4/+12Wow this is pathetic. Digg memebers trying to ruin a post because they are "offended" who the hell diggs down a mirror? request? Nice censorship asshats really democratic there.
  • choopie911, on 06/11/2008, -8/+42Young girl reenacts climax?
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