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Who dugg this? Made popular Feb 12, 2007

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  • mookiemookie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+148The dog from Duck Hunt. Who DIDN'T try to shoot him when he laughed at you for missing?
  • Jagdwulfe, on 10/12/2007, -4/+63ROFL my 5yr old Son even shoots that dog.
  • cougar618, on 10/12/2007, -7/+61Digg this if you had to reread the title.
  • superal1394, on 10/12/2007, -3/+52G-Man? that floaty thing from halo 1 that makes u turn on the security system? How bout the friggen announcers in the NCAA and Madden games?
  • otheruser, on 10/12/2007, -3/+46the car in frogger
  • DeathBorn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+35My name is 343 Guilty Spark. You must help me retrieve the index. Wait here while a hundred angry Flood try to kill you. Hmm hmm hmm....I am a genius!
  • saikhan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+35How about that stupid voice-over commander in BF2 that kept telling you how to shoot a gun in the middle of a firefight? A recent jerk, but a jerk nonetheless.
  • DJCult, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30You know who else was a dick? Ultros.
  • superal1394, on 10/12/2007, -2/+29The 8 year old on live with a headset. That gets a honorable mention imo
  • dkm201, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26Lakitu. ***** that guy
  • Kugellehr, on 10/12/2007, -9/+33not going to lie, digg me down etc...i found that very stupid.
  • KyleMistry, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20Slippy in Starfox 64. Wish I could fly my ship down his squealy-voice-emitting throat.

    And Otis in Dead Rising.

    God damn, do I ever hate Otis.
  • blizzok, on 10/12/2007, -3/+23Except Navi.
  • InfinitySnatch, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20The title doesn't read 'Badass', jerk.
  • ShadySpace, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20You... you mean the "mailman"?
  • gzim, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22i can't believe they called cloud emo, ever heard of squall? he is the proto-emo-kid
  • eliotmat, on 10/12/2007, -7/+25another bad list.
  • Ajajadude, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18*shudder* Madden's voice haunts me in my nightmares
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19343 Guilty Spark is definitely one of the most annoying video game characters in history. Him, and NAVI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMNED ***** NAVI!!!!!!!!! HEYLISTENHEYLISTENHEYLISTENHEYLISTEN SHUT UP YOU STUPID GLOWYING PIECE OF *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • aaronm67, on 10/12/2007, -7/+23No, there's nothing worse then that bitch Navi.
  • GrayOne, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16The Gman is the ultimate *****. No discussion.
  • skyfire1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15"Whoa, help me!" "Thanks Fox, I thought they had me!" "Slippy's hit!" "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
  • ers35, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15Resetti is much more annoying that Nook IMO.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14I swear to god, I want Navi to be a boss just so that abomination can die forever. I spent at least half an hour in Ocarina of Time swinging an empty bottle around trying to catch that damn fairy and throw it away.
  • Shuurei, on 10/12/2007, -0/+124. Navi / Ocarina of Time

    Hey. Hey. Listen. Hey. Hey! Hey? Hey, Listen! Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! HEY! Listen! HEY! Listen! Hey! Listen!

    Yeah, my thoughts exactly.
  • herrshuster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Guilty Spark FTW...please...put it in
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+16it's destructoid, what did you expect
  • mookiemookie, on 10/12/2007, -2/+12I clicked on them. Guess what "SHOOT ME IN THE FACE" brings up on Google Image Search. ;)
  • Vironex, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Dugg for Navi.
  • PunkRampant, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9I've never felt any more rage towards a video game than when Guilty Spark was laughing at me as the flood raped my ass in Halo 1
  • jodokast, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Hey! Listen. Hey. HEY! Listen! Hey.

    Oh the memories...
  • cablefish, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8i hated the Metal Babbles in Dragon Warrior that were damn near impossible to hit. I'd spend a half hour attacking and missing to have them just run away... oh man. 8-bit Nintendo rage.
  • childprey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7But squall was just conforming, and Cloud is all anti-conformist just like everyone else who knows what the problems of life are really like.
  • Beelzebub, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8I'm loving the links(no pun intended) in number 4.
  • DeathBorn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7*Sneaking up on an enemy*
    Help VA: This is the knife. Press the left mouse button to stab.
    *Enemy hears you and shoots you up*
  • contradictator, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7It's a good list, but that ***** dog is a glaring omission.

    Totally right about Pokey from Earthbound tho, that self-absorbed fatass prick.

    And Cloud? Never liked him. And Squall for that matter. The emo-heroes of the 3D Final Fantasies are a pain. Give me Crono any day! What a nice kid. Optimistic too!
  • theprokaryote, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5But Kefka is the greatest FF Villian ever! :(

    I liked him more than half the good guys in that game.
  • theman8631, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Do a barrel roll!
  • Daveecee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4But... I love the King of All Cosmos.

    :(
  • ShadySpace, on 10/12/2007, -6/+10There's a stature of limitations on spoilers and it sure as hell is less then 12 years.
  • SwissCamel, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7You are an emo for writing so much on this topic. Also a *****.
  • Ravenhaft, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Actually, it was a girl who wrote the article, or at least the first top 5.
  • BillDoE, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Otis from Dead Rising. That bastard calling you every 2 minutes during the game, and often during a boss battle. Most annoying game character ever IMO
  • malacor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Regarding Navi
    No one could say it better than VG cats: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=42
  • apoc06, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4raiden wasnt a jerk; he was misunderstood.

    hideo kojima was the jerk for sticking raiden in MGS2 like that.
  • Ignignokt01, on 10/12/2007, -4/+7Well good luck finding a good one. Oh and when you do, do us a favor and submit it to digg. I'm sure we'll ALL agree with it...
  • skywake, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Hammer Brothers were worse
    I mean... who throws a hammer?
  • schleppo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Looking at the picture linked in item# 2 (Tom Nook / Animal Crossing), it's clear the author does not know their U.S. history if they think MLK, Jr. was responsible for the abolition of slavery.
  • apoc06, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3if you havent tried to fight a cactuar yet, its obvious that you dont understand exactly why he is a jerk.

    the guy has what? only 1HP, but dodges nearly 100% of all attacks. he runs away if you miss once. depending on the game, his one attack: 1000 needles can decimate a low level party. my memory fails me, but depending on the game i think you only get either one EXP for beating him, which sucks. [i think he gives you the most EXP of any enemy in FFVIII though].

    correct me if im wrong on any of this.
  • apoc06, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3wow, someone bought that game? =)
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