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- pistonhonda, on 11/20/2008, -1/+79It's all great until the hot coffee mod is leaked.
- gullyben, on 11/20/2008, -0/+64I could never get into boxing games. Just not for me I guess
- archer104, on 11/20/2008, -0/+60I laughed at the related media box which shows a guy playing a character playing warcraft. But then I realized that I have done that before. (the sims)
- maximilen, on 11/20/2008, -0/+51Until someone hacks it and replaces the boxes with mangled bodies and gets off of making a big wall of corpses, 300 style.
- SpinAlley, on 11/20/2008, -0/+44Cardboard boxes are dangerous too! http://www.baddadradio.com/images/cardboard-boxes. ...
- skabyss, on 11/20/2008, -2/+39I don't think this game will stack-up to the competition
- Juaquin, on 11/20/2008, -0/+35Just wait until the kids arrange the boxes into a giant dildo.
- sugarkang, on 11/20/2008, -1/+34you're on digg dude.
nobody on here believes that video games lead to crime.
post that ***** on mothers against drunk driving or something. - daimonion, on 11/20/2008, -0/+29Stacker 2: Barrels of Destiny
- jeevesatvic, on 11/20/2008, -0/+23You know, I would actually be prepared to stack boxes for an hour to see that.
Perhaps this game has a future after all. - TheBadWolf, on 11/20/2008, -0/+22It goes up as you stack boxes, to show that stacking boxes is healthy, honest work.
- enclaved, on 11/20/2008, -2/+24I'd imagine it'd go like this
1. Put a hole in the box
2. Put your penis in the box
3. Stack the boxes
And that's the way you do it.
It's my dick in a stack of boxes - conradtjbass, on 11/20/2008, -0/+21Very
- ursername180, on 11/20/2008, -1/+22Is it sad that I actually want this game?
- semperfidoordi, on 11/20/2008, -0/+17I could see it now. You stack boxes in a penis shape and a woman busts out of one and starts stripping.
- JinandJuice, on 11/20/2008, -0/+15this reminds me of blockdude on the ti-83. that was like my best friend in high school until i got the 89.
- thinboyslim, on 11/20/2008, -0/+14Why would you need a health meter?
- inactive, on 11/20/2008, -0/+11I like the part where Solid Snake comes out from underneath one of the boxes and snaps your neck.
- Chairboy, on 11/20/2008, -3/+14I know this is The Onion, and The Onion rocks, but I want to take a moment to address a misconception that's part of our society that the article references. The idea that video games make children violent is not supported by the crime statistics. For example, take a look at the following national crime statistics as graphed out against videogame release dates:
http://www.hallert.net/images/violencestats.jpg
There may have been other factors involved, of course, but if there was a clear correlation between violence and games, you would reasonably expect to see it reflected in the actual crime reports. - chanop, on 11/20/2008, -0/+8Video Games killed my father and raped my mother
- Gir53457, on 11/20/2008, -0/+8Warning. Boxes may contain Snake.
- TheBadWolf, on 11/20/2008, -1/+9I'd like to call this "preaching to the preachers."
- sindex, on 11/20/2008, -0/+8I'm offended that the person shown stacking boxes is white. Unless I'm able to change the color of the protagonist's skin to look like mine, how am I ever going to really know what it's like to stack boxes? There better be a patch, or else we're sending the signal that either only white people work in warehouses, or that somehow white people are better at stacking boxes than other people. That's not fair, not balanced, and is clearly racist. Why does Take-Two Interactive and Rockstar Games hate America and our children?
- Chairboy, on 11/20/2008, -0/+8You're supposed to add ", you insensitive clod!" at the end of that for meme compliance.
- conradtjbass, on 11/20/2008, -1/+8Quite honestly, we all know this. Anybody who has ever taken a social psychology course of any kind would know this. The only people who don't understand this are the psychotic mothers against everything. Move on, present the facts elsewhere, to somebody who they will actually influence.
- twignificant, on 11/20/2008, -1/+8December 14, 2005 | Issue 41•50
Perhaps we should be talking about Stacker 2 by now. - psolms, on 11/20/2008, -0/+7http://www.instantrimshot.com
- Obsession88, on 11/20/2008, -1/+7From 2005...
- moofer, on 11/20/2008, -0/+6I think if you buy the companion "Stacker-pack" you get extras like that... you can also set timers to make the boxes explode.
- Taintsmasher, on 11/20/2008, -1/+7I think I played this already, only it was called Half Life 2
- moofer, on 11/20/2008, -0/+6"I hate when bocks falafel" -Bill O'Reilly
- RubineBoy, on 11/20/2008, -1/+7When you don't stack the boxes in the appropriate way, they can come down and fall on your head. It's not only a health meter. Stacking too much boxes too fast can make you very tired and will cause your health to go down. Sometimes you will have to stack boxes even under water. If you don't surface in time it will get you killed.
This health meter is also a timer. When playing this game for too long will you will loose health. After playing the game for 5 min, the health meter goes down. When you hit 6 min you are dead.
Hope to have helped you sorting this out.
Note: Since this is a non violent game, you will have to unlock this modus. Unlocking this modus you do by kicking your dad or the nearest male person in the nuts. - sindex, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5Never explain yourself.
- dgendreau, on 11/20/2008, -2/+7Another snide Rightist potshot against leftists.
See how easy that was? If you want to help this country, how about if you push us lefties back on the fiscal responsibility and small government fronts. Our country needs that more than ignorant smears. - cdigioia, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5"Now with boxes of multiples sizes, bonus : attempt to attain your 2 state-mandated 15-minutes breaks"
- djmphoto, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5Epic flail
- yumtummy, on 11/20/2008, -1/+6Does this meme have to be in every article posted about technology ever? I'm so sick of it... it was only funny the first time.
- chanop, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5You insensitive clod!
- moofer, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5If I were the Portal guys, I'd be calling my lawyer...
- cougar3429, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5Try working at FedEx.
- sgerwel1985, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5My 2 cents... It isn't video games that cause a loss of reality and make children violent. It is the parenting and the type of family you're raised in. Let's also not underestimate the influence of peers. I was raised in a very straight edge family who is supportive and taught what consequences were at a young age. Now at 23 i still play games and have yet to commit a drive-by or knock off a liquor store.
- Chairboy, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5Much better.
- vertigo32, on 11/20/2008, -0/+5Someone is going to be disappointed when he realizes the Onion isn't real and he wasted all of that mad...
- Chairboy, on 11/20/2008, -1/+5I'm not telling you guys to convince you, I'm just trying to provide a handy copy/paste snippet w/ a pretty picture that you can send to your:
1. Angsty mother that wrings her hands nervously at the thought of all the programmed 'killbots' the game industry is creating.
2. Co-worker who 'knows' about how violent games make kids and only allows his children to play Connect-Four and other milquetoast board games.
3. Phantom girlfriend who nobody has ever seen but she totally exists it's just that she's on a vacation right now to Canada and maybe you guys will meet her Thanksgiving except oh yeah, I forgot she's going to visit her family then so anyways let's talk about football. - KingGorilla, on 11/20/2008, -0/+4Then it's my dick in a box!
- leif777, on 11/20/2008, -0/+4There should be an "onion warning" on these posts. I get all "WTF?!?!" and then I feel like an idiot when I see it's The Onion.
- TheBadWolf, on 11/20/2008, -0/+4Suddenly, it's going to dawn on you...
- Supernova36, on 11/20/2008, -1/+5The real Tetris 3D?
- criaturaw, on 11/20/2008, -0/+4ahhh... the Onion.....
- Aurabolt, on 11/20/2008, -0/+4Dugg for epic high school justice... but Phoenix for Ion was better.. rush to Weapon 6 and kick some ass =]
..until you get called on during class =( -
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