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- terencec, on 12/22/2007, -1/+134i would like to have the ability to "save" before an exam... that way i can keep going back to that save file and do good
- choppinbroccoli, on 12/22/2007, -2/+102You should have saved before writing that comment. Then you could have done "well" instead of good.
- unicronband, on 12/22/2007, -0/+75I just want a portal gun. If not, I suppose a gravity gun would suffice.
- Itazura, on 12/22/2007, -0/+75Big head mode.
- inactive, on 12/22/2007, -1/+63I want the ability to, even if I've got a piano strapped to my back, be able to run like a freakin' madman just so long as I'm currently holding only a knife in my hands. Or say "..." to people and have them consider that an appropriate response. Or, in the middle of work, be able to pause, go home, grab a beer, return to work, unpause, and have it be like I never left. Or never get lost, because I can always tell which way to go because that's the direction all the enemies are coming from. Or in the middle of a battle, simply fire away from the battlefield in order to instantly reload.
I do NOT, however, want to become immobilized by a knee-high ledge because I can't jump. I don't want to instantaneously die simply because someone I don't like touched me. I don't want the entire world to come to a halt because I haven't talked to the right person yet. Similarly, I don't want to have to spend hours trying to use random objects on other random objects and people before I can move on with my life (I mean, can you imagine the embarrassment of getting a chili cheese dog, and then having to try to use it on every single person you meet on the streets?). I don't want to have the unpleasant situation wherein I accidently saved my progress right before a horribly painful and gruesome death. And I certainly have no interest in having to save the same person's life more than twice. - GMorgan, on 12/22/2007, -0/+44Bah this is all small fry stuff. What I want is the level editor for the world, a hex editor for my environment and preferably source code and compiler for the universe. Then the upper hand is on the other foot.
- chrisbarr, on 12/22/2007, -0/+41this actually is possible in real life, but not recommended.
- Dylson, on 12/22/2007, -0/+40God mode.
- jzungre, on 12/22/2007, -2/+42i am so down with the portal gun and the being able to pause. or slow mo like max payne
Here's one i left out:
hit points going up: At the end of an RPG you can withstand 20x more damage than when you started. At the end of my gym membership, i'd like my skin to be like kevlar. - tattertech, on 12/22/2007, -1/+37The first time I went paintballing about a month ago, I thought about trying bunny hopping across the field. In the end, I'm glad I reconsidered.
- DoodleMaster, on 12/22/2007, -1/+33You're thinking to small man what you do is you save a day before the lottery numbers are drawn write down the numbers go back and buy a ticket and then "money money money"
- bjarkebech, on 12/22/2007, -2/+34noclip.
- Sornos, on 12/22/2007, -1/+32The portal gun would be able to destroy all life on Earth. Put one portal at sea level, and another in orbit, and all the atmosphere will vent into space. Or even put one portal at the bottom of the ocean and another one on land, and you get a geyser of epic proportions.
- Jman4183, on 12/22/2007, -0/+25What do you mean? When I throw up my 5th place roller hockey trophy, the chicks come rushing in...just like Fable.
- Dylson, on 12/22/2007, -2/+24Don't do that.
- JonTheGoose, on 12/22/2007, -0/+22"Aw man i wish i hadn't gotten hammered and slept with that indonesian transvestite..."
*Reload previous save point* - TRUEPATRIOT, on 12/22/2007, -0/+22respawn.but with ability to choose my spawn points.
- kevinmotel, on 12/22/2007, -0/+21i think there would be an issue of getting the portals into those locations to begin with.
- bstew22, on 12/22/2007, -2/+22I want to eat flowers and shoot fireballs.... the neighbors would be so pissed.
- judicar, on 12/22/2007, -0/+19respawn
- gcnaddict, on 12/22/2007, -0/+18I'd like the ability to give myself more than 100+ of any item I choose simply by catching some retarded-looking interdimensional critter while surfing up and down the shore of some random island.
- Legolover64, on 12/22/2007, -0/+18missingno glitch
you KNOW you'd want it - lardoandkeg, on 12/22/2007, -1/+17Number 3 is hilarious.
- SEANWOOKIE, on 12/22/2007, -0/+16↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A
- mrmacky, on 12/22/2007, -0/+15Gravity Gun, Portal Gun, run fast with knife.
Maybe a developer console to my life would be nice.
sv_maxlifespan 1000 - IIIBTW, on 12/22/2007, -0/+15The healing capability with the cheating girlfriend example is so true....I would rather 3 bullets to the face though.
- tymme, on 12/22/2007, -1/+14First thing I thought of was "turn into a brick wall a la A Boy and His Blob". Allo ladies' shower room.
I must be a perv. (And a pretty pathetic one, apparently.) - Nickatnite101, on 12/22/2007, -0/+13I choose the oldest video game power of all time. A Reset Button.... and maybe some Checkpoints...... and Pause.
- johnhummel, on 12/22/2007, -1/+14I'd want the one that all the guys in those hentai PC games have - which seems to be the power of attracting masses of hot women who want to check out "the magic pocky".
Uh - I'll have to hope my wife doesn't check digg today. *cough* - thcobbs, on 12/22/2007, -0/+13Where's the "Double Jump"?
- archer104, on 12/22/2007, -1/+13You would either carry the knowledge of your previous study session and exam with you and not have to study OR you would have no memory of studying and thus it would not be repeating the same stuff but the ability to go back would be pointless.
- roostersheep, on 01/16/2009, -0/+12I want the ability to see through walls simply by standing in a corner and looking in different directions. I just tried it but got too close and found a glitch - Can anyone help me out of this ***** wall?
- Puppetfunk, on 12/22/2007, -0/+12That's funny because your mom already has that ability and she's maxed the level on it. I guess it's not genetic.
- falstaff, on 12/22/2007, -1/+13Unless your life is an early Square game, then you'd have to tediously replay the preceding week of boring study and work before you got back to the test, since that was the closest save point.
- inactive, on 12/22/2007, -0/+11Most of my enemies have only one power, the power to be a complete douche bag. I don't want that.
- smackhero, on 12/22/2007, -0/+11move to compton
- chrisbarr, on 12/22/2007, -0/+10But it takes a lot longer in real life. You also don't get a meter to tell you how bad off you are and how many turkeys you must eat to repair the damage.
- elnerdo, on 12/22/2007, -0/+10The hardest part of throwing up my 5th place roller hockey trophy is eating it first.
- TomTruelle, on 12/22/2007, -0/+10noclip + iddqd = epic bank robbery
- archiethefifth, on 12/22/2007, -0/+9Extra lives ftw.
- AnimZero, on 12/22/2007, -0/+9They really need to add water physics to games.
- bigbill780, on 12/22/2007, -3/+12Killing hookers to get your money back after the deed is done in the park. -GTA 3
- festizian, on 12/22/2007, -0/+9You can basically pick out the best video game abilities all from KOTOR
1. The Force
2. Persuasion
3. Strength
4. Charisma
5. Security
6. Ability to save anywhere and create multiple saves
7. Ability to have your own interstellar ship
8. Ability to make weird cat women fall in love with you (Juhani was BANGIN) - Sinudeity, on 12/22/2007, -0/+9Sure, put a portal at the bottom of the ocean, and another spewing sea water back into the ocean...
That would be fantastic. - Arramol, on 12/22/2007, -0/+8I hate to break it to you, but those were lima beans, not senzu beans.
- Kingmichael, on 12/22/2007, -0/+8You're not supposed to catch it. If you do that, you could screw up your save file in RL.
- vbrtrmn, on 12/22/2007, -0/+8Console mode!
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:god - krisscofield, on 12/22/2007, -2/+10Can I have Alyx Vance...?
- wondertwins, on 12/22/2007, -0/+8i would "save" before i have sex because if there are any complications...
- Puppetfunk, on 12/22/2007, -0/+7If you have the Force you can use said force to persuade people, and if you can persuade people what's the point in Charisma?
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