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How I traded my testicle for a SNES

img150.imageshack.us — "ah, the Super NES. I still have very very vivid memories of how I got mine"

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  • 97thfloor, on 10/30/2007, -21/+128I will still opt for Super Mario 3 over any new game on the market. I play it all the time.
    • UPGR4Y3DD, on 10/30/2007, -4/+81That's on NES.
    • SocialPoison, on 10/30/2007, -0/+109unless you got the Mario All Stars ;)
    • calinazaret, on 10/30/2007, -11/+66that's on NES, turn in your geek card.
    • BearinG, on 10/29/2007, -16/+28I wouldn't.. have you not seen the games we have in the year 2007 ?
      • Dhekke, on 10/29/2007, -22/+16I have... and to that only supports his statement...
      • computergod, on 10/29/2007, -12/+6Sush, let us have out memories, even if they may be through rose coloured glasses.

        /Yeah, we spell colour that way.
        • Yurhiness, on 10/25/2007, -1/+21You spell 'our' that way also?
        • Aythun, on 10/26/2007, -10/+2Yes, we're aware that there are other languages in existence. It's nothing special.
          • computergod, on 10/25/2007, -0/+6I've been called out on it before, so obviously enough people don't.
      • Ninjab3ar, on 10/25/2007, -1/+9Thats because you're 12....
    • Harbinger67, on 10/29/2007, -5/+28You must be on some transcendent plane of gaming nirvana that the commonfolk like myself simply cannot fathom. Good for you.

      How's the weather up on that pedestel?
    • MagicCake, on 10/30/2007, -5/+20I hate people who say ***** like that. I really do.
      • Iknockstuffdown, on 10/25/2007, -4/+14Thank you Holden Caulfield.
        • jmpeagle, on 10/30/2007, -0/+4are you a 1950s outcast?
        • MagicCake, on 10/30/2007, -0/+9At least I didn't call the guy a phony... I just plain ol' hate him.
    • DrZocktahedron, on 10/25/2007, -11/+5Life Was A Lot Better Before Revolution X Came To Our Arcades And Game Systems...
      • riyehn, on 10/25/2007, -3/+14Life Was Also Better When People Knew When Not To Use Title Case.
        • nreynolds, on 10/25/2007, -2/+1The Worst is When People Don't Even Know How to Use it Correctly and Capitalize Every Word Instead of Just Important Ones.
          • UglieJosh, on 11/04/2007, -2/+2In Certain Circumstances You Do Capitalize The Lesser Words Like A, The And And. Other Times it is Not the Case.
          • souljaboytellem, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1you use Is more than correctly so why not capitalize it?
      • rafiss, on 10/28/2007, -2/+4Is this the title of some essay you wrote or something?
    • robertoscunha, on 10/29/2007, -0/+30I will still opt for my leftie over any game on the market. I play it all the time.
    • moraldebate, on 10/29/2007, -3/+13Further proof that being first to comment allows you to exclaim whatever non-sequitur you dream up and get dugg up like crazy for absolutely no reason.
    • crazybrit, on 11/01/2007, -2/+6Overrated.
  • mrwiggl3s2, on 10/30/2007, -17/+10that is amazing
    • maroon1872, on 10/26/2007, -5/+0how the ***** do you get dug down for saying something is amazing? why?
      • elnerdo, on 10/30/2007, -1/+4Why would you ever get dugg UP for saying something is amazing?
    • insertAliasHere, on 10/30/2007, -0/+4Because that kind of post adds absolutely nothing to the conversation. You could have accomplished the same thing by digging the article and moving on. Honestly, I think that some people post for no other reason than to see their name on the internet.
      • Darksoul, on 10/30/2007, -3/+0I like how you say he added nothing to the conversation but yet you didn't either hmmm double standard much dude. Most of the people saying ***** on digg that get dugg up aren't saying ***** either so what makes them any better then him.
  • ani625, on 10/27/2007, -6/+163SNES:Balls = Wii: ???
    • maffiou, on 10/25/2007, -0/+20Well, it kind of only works twice...
      I lost one of mine for nothing, I forgot to blackmail people when I got TC...
      • diktator279, on 10/25/2007, -0/+6I got it AND kept both balls... no snes though.
      • UNL1M1T3D, on 10/24/2007, -0/+1I would say it only works once. I need at least one to keep producing testosterone.
        • UglieJosh, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1And once the testosterone goes, you become terrible at video games.

          On the bright side, people may take it easy on you like I do with my wife.
    • Gongjimein, on 10/25/2007, -12/+5Swollen testicles and an urge to get SNES
      ?????
      Profit!
    • Bawk, on 10/25/2007, -1/+15SNES: Balls = Wii: Pinky Toe

      No contest.
    • Zonku, on 10/25/2007, -2/+9SNES:Balls = Wii:Life (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16614865/)

      Sad story
  • RedHerringHack, on 10/25/2007, -21/+12Amazingly stupid kid.
    • goeatsmsht, on 10/25/2007, -14/+7Amazingly stupid parent.
      "You won't go to the hospital until I buy you a SNES? OK lose your nuts, I really don't care"
  • mywhitenoise, on 10/25/2007, -27/+17I call *****. First off, the kid would be in a ton of pain. I remember, and i'm not making this up, one day my friend traded me the last card I needed for my X-Men '94 series set. I was extremely happy, and then later that day my finger was slammed by my front door. It was purple and looked like my nail was going to fall off. I remember screaming and crying "I would do anything to take this pain away! I'd even give up all my X-Men cards!"
    I could only imagine what I would have said if that was my left nut.
    Also the doctor saying "If you would have came just 10 minutes sooner, we wouldn't have to remove it"....yeah right.
    • aigulf, on 10/25/2007, -2/+6Agreed...but hilarious nonetheless.
    • andrewsmith1986, on 10/25/2007, -11/+9i dont know.

      my brother had somethign like this happen, the vein or whatever that allows blood to flow out sealed shut for about 4 days and his testicles grew to the size of a large grapefruit, but we still went see pantera before he went to hospital.

      they managed to save his balls though.
    • andrewsmith1986, on 10/25/2007, -1/+32i dont know.

      my brother had somethign like this happen, the vein or whatever that allows blood to flow out sealed shut for about 4 days and his testicles grew to the size of a large grapefruit, but we still went see pantera before he went to hospital.

      they managed to save his balls though.
      • geekfrom99, on 10/25/2007, -4/+28way funnier the second time
      • geekfrom99, on 10/25/2007, -5/+58oh goddamnit, digg this down
      • planegray, on 10/24/2007, -11/+3I'd give my left nut to see Pantera
        • MacEnvy, on 10/26/2007, -11/+7I propose that anyone who willingly goes to see Pantera gets a free (mandatory) vasectomy.
        • andrewsmith1986, on 10/26/2007, -2/+7I propose that anyone stupid enough to willingly name them self "MacEnvy" get a free (mandatory) lobotomy.
          • MacEnvy, on 10/26/2007, -1/+2What if I'm Scottish and it's my last name?
    • calinazaret, on 10/24/2007, -4/+6Of course it's *****, but you have to appreciate it for its comedic value (of which it actually . . . has very little . . . )
    • slipkn0tz23, on 10/25/2007, -1/+14Don't compare a ***** X-Men card to a SNES.
      • mywhitenoise, on 10/25/2007, -0/+3well it was the whole set, and the comparison was more to a finger to a testicle. And Slipknot is ridiculous.
        • slipkn0tz23, on 10/25/2007, -6/+0Nice argument. You disagree with me, so you go directly for my username, which is a band that the majority of diggers hate.

          Kudos.
    • atdrago, on 10/25/2007, -1/+8maybe he's just tougher than you are?
    • sgtbutterscotch, on 10/25/2007, -1/+2Yeah, but he didn't get his testicle slammed in the door, therefore your entire argument is invalid.
      • mywhitenoise, on 10/25/2007, -0/+5have you ever had anything touch your testicles? I imagine a swollen testicle would hurt a lot more than getting your finger slammed by a door.
    • DrZocktahedron, on 10/25/2007, -4/+1Both The Groinal Region And The Finger Are Nerve Endings. And Maybe It's Just Me, But Getting Kicked In The Nuts When I Was 10 Didn't Hurt As Much As It Does Now.
      That Area Takes Longer To Develop. And Does It Matter? There Are Plenty Of Great Stories That Aren't Real.
      Like A Clockwork Orange.
      • harryrick, on 10/25/2007, -0/+5This isn't meant as an insult but why do you write every word starting with a capital letter? Just wondering...
        • kr3mliyn, on 10/26/2007, -0/+5Like a tin-foil-hat-wearing tool I combined the capitals to see if there was a clever hidden message in there...
          "BTGRATFANE. AMIJMBGKITNWIWDHAMAIDN. TATLTD. ADIM? TAPOGSTAR. LACO...
          Nope... Time on hands...
      • ophello, on 10/25/2007, -1/+1Maybe Its Just Me, But You Look Like A Fool For Capitalizing Every Word In Your Sentences..
      • DrZocktahedron, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1It's a habit.
        That feels odd.
  • mpn401, on 10/31/2007, -8/+521SNESticle
    • RedS0x, on 10/25/2007, -21/+6If a quiz is quizzical than what is a test?
      • Linkin4, on 10/25/2007, -4/+19BOOOO
      • betterth, on 10/25/2007, -8/+6Hate to break up the fourth grade joke, but:
        A quiz isn't quizzical. A quiz is "Short written or oral test, less formal than an examination.". Quizzical is "questioning: perplexed". An expression can be quizzical, but a quiz can't be questioned or perplexed.
        • clorby, on 10/25/2007, -10/+2okay, then, new formulation: if someone who takes a quiz is quizzical, then what is someone who takes a test?
        • nullx42, on 10/25/2007, -2/+13A failure at life.
        • tehsuck1, on 10/25/2007, -0/+2I bet you all kill at parties.
        • souljaboytellem, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1lol @ tehsuck1
    • MrBlanks, on 10/27/2007, -1/+35+1 for emulator reference. Even though its not the right console.
      • ophello, on 10/25/2007, -4/+2he had to use SNES cause its in the article. duhrrr.
  • wittyname, on 10/29/2007, -1/+323At least the SNES will get some use.
    • HenvY, on 10/25/2007, -2/+25This is the best 'diggers/gamers get no sex' comment I have yet seen.
    • twishart, on 10/25/2007, -1/+5I would digg twice if I could. But alas, fate hath given me only but one digg to work with.
      • djpants428, on 10/25/2007, -7/+1We need a "superdigg" that you can only use X amount of times a day...
  • DontEatTheFish, on 10/24/2007, -11/+4I feel bad for lefty...
  • Butt3rs, on 10/27/2007, -7/+407THATS NUTS!
  • adbaker, on 10/27/2007, -4/+57Maybe I'm sick, but that makes me laugh.
  • reuscel, on 10/28/2007, -1/+270Great story. I don't believe it for a second, but it's a good story nonetheless.
  • czeman, on 10/25/2007, -28/+6They should make a portable version of the Wii and call it the Wii-Wii.
    • counterplex, on 10/25/2007, -1/+10Maybe the Wee-Wii?
    • isaactwito, on 10/25/2007, -1/+11portable wii makes no ***** sense. 1. you'd have to be swinging the handheld around all the time. 2. how would you point at the ***** screen?
      • czeman, on 10/25/2007, -11/+6You obviously missed the joke. You MUST be a gamer.
        • GhostCow, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1He got the joke. He was explaining why it wasn't funny
  • mattsw84, on 10/25/2007, -5/+11Goons hitting the big time!
    • vagarach, on 10/25/2007, -0/+4I had a sneaking suspicion it was from something aweful, I mean where else would that turn up.
  • RadiantBeing, on 10/27/2007, -5/+97Darwin wants his other nut. And I'd be willing to bet that Darwin will get it eventually.
    • Sigmar, on 10/25/2007, -3/+3I agree. this is natural selection at its best.
    • GameMonkey, on 10/26/2007, -3/+9Darwin doesn't apply to kids...kids aren't that smart to begin with and I'm sure he had no idea the severity of the situation though hopefully he would as an adult. Besides I don't buy the story for a second.
      • Dominatus, on 10/26/2007, -1/+7Uhhh, natural selection absolutely applies to children.
    • edru, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1it applies to flower, plants, bacteria.......

      how could it not apply?
    • TheNik, on 10/25/2007, -0/+2I don't think you realize how ***** rad a SNES really is.
  • bralynn, on 10/27/2007, -2/+110Priorities = Straight
  • LeeMaple, on 10/25/2007, -6/+21Blister should have ***** around with the message again and fixed all the spelling mistakes.
  • Quaterni0n, on 10/25/2007, -2/+27I call BS.
  • lava, on 10/29/2007, -2/+216How does an 11 year old get to bargain with a parent? If it was my dad, he would have smacked me, dragged me to the hospital, and prevent me from buying a snes for 6 months.
    • Murfshay22, on 10/27/2007, -1/+135No *****. If I were lucky enough to get to negotiations, they were brief and typically, the best deal I could take was the original or worse.

      "Clean your room!"
      "If you give me $10"
      "Or... here are two choices. Clean your room and you can have dinner... or don't clean your room, I kick your ass and you clean it any way."
      "damn it...."
      *smack*
      "Don't talk like that!"
      • FriskDown, on 10/25/2007, -0/+20Man! That made me shiver! Creepy familiar...
        • HailAqualung, on 10/25/2007, -1/+26That is called "Forced OCD"
          His mother forced him into developing OCD by being ultra-strict about his room.
          She most likely had OCD herself.
        • Sawta, on 10/25/2007, -9/+3There's no such thing as forced OCD. Obsessive-compulsive disorder being a a psychological anxiety disorder, is something that is done out of random compulsion rather than being forced to live that way for however many years.

          Here's a simple example: being raised by a person who beats you so often that you naturally develop a flinch to someone lays a hand on you is different from having a spasm from having Tourette syndrome. I'm only pointing this out because I'm sick and tired of people equating highly sensitive cleaning habits with OCD.
        • clorby, on 10/25/2007, -0/+13@Sawta
          and you don't think that having a mom that forces you to clean your room multiple times day (likely from her own OCD) could cause you to develop a psychological disorder? he probably already had a genetic predisposition. besides, if you were right, then all American veterans would develop PTSD at some point even if they'd become janitors instead.
          • KniteWulf, on 10/25/2007, -2/+10Reply button kthx
          • sleepwalkers, on 10/29/2007, -4/+2@KniteWulf: Once you reach a certain depth in the thread, you can't reply directly anymore.
          • solinent, on 10/28/2007, -0/+3how the ***** did he reply is what I want to know
    • L4WL3RS34L, on 10/27/2007, -0/+21At least your dad actually dragged you to a hospital, you lucky son of a bitch.
    • LastSight, on 10/27/2007, -0/+2yea back in my day if you tried to smack talk my parents my dad would beat the crap out of you with my grandfathers wooden cane. Spliters man splinters.....also in school i would stand out in the hot sun if i acted up.....(i didnt grow up in america btw)
  • Chaos12, on 10/25/2007, -4/+26Oh SA
  • mortigon, on 10/25/2007, -8/+11What a dumb, spoiled brat.
    • liquidfirex, on 10/27/2007, -0/+47Yeah I know! I had to give BOTH testicles! Jesus, some kids get all the luck!
    • mortigon, on 10/25/2007, -0/+15He apparently threatened hurting his cat and sister to get the SNES.

      I would consider that a brat...
      • ChromaVita, on 10/25/2007, -0/+23You've obviously never played a SNES
        • mortigon, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1I was more of a Genesis kind of guy
          • ChromaVita, on 10/27/2007, -1/+6Well then I'm sure you could trade your vagina for one...
    • topiKal, on 10/27/2007, -1/+13Well, even if you hate him, just look at it this way: You have twice as many testicles as him.

      I'd say "unless you're a girl," but who are we kidding? You're reading a video game article on Digg.
  • idc5, on 10/24/2007, -10/+5 can I trade my testicles for xbox 360 and halo 3?
  • TypeEE, on 10/29/2007, -2/+74You still have one more testicle to trade for a Wii
    • riyehn, on 10/27/2007, -3/+5But would you trade your wii for a Wii?
      • notthemama, on 10/25/2007, -5/+1Is this an example of giving someone an inch, and they try to take all 10?
  • need4speed, on 10/25/2007, -1/+11what an inspirational story.
  • nlsk8ta, on 10/29/2007, -2/+149That guy had balls...
    • Marvelboy, on 10/25/2007, -0/+34Two snare drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff...
    • MacEnvy, on 10/27/2007, -13/+6"Had" being the operative word.
      • clorby, on 10/31/2007, -1/+29CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUND THE JOKE!
      • Dhekke, on 10/25/2007, -4/+6as a prize, you will receive that guy's nut!
    • Gndoab, on 10/25/2007, -2/+8"You've got Balls. I LIKE Balls."

      AMERICA!! ***** YEAH!
    • UnstableMind, on 10/25/2007, -1/+2*insert Idiocracy, Ow' My Balls, joke here*
    • IronPwnage, on 10/25/2007, -4/+1He should've gotten steel balls. "I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!"
    • moocow1452, on 10/25/2007, -2/+2Now he doesn't.
    • solinent, on 10/25/2007, -2/+1had being the key word
    • stvspl, on 10/25/2007, -0/+2Now he has ball.
  • pyrotix, on 10/25/2007, -12/+4This will make good 4chan copypasta.
    • tehgoatman, on 10/25/2007, -10/+2rules 1 and 2 !!
      • bumblefoot, on 10/25/2007, -2/+10i think its a fair bet that the majority of diggers know about 4chan so you can stop ripping off fight clubs rules
      • xsquirrel378x, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1i dont think those rules have been around since /i/ plus who doesnt know about the chans by now
    • ronin2040, on 10/25/2007, -4/+10*user was banned for this post*
  • whoaeric, on 10/25/2007, -0/+9Hmm.. 16-bit video games.. Testicle Mutilation..

    decisions, decisions
  • tscherry, on 10/27/2007, -1/+41Adolph Hitler had one testicle too; wonder what he traded for it.
  • tehgoatman, on 10/25/2007, -1/+60anyone else expect to get bel-aired?
  • Rodalli, on 10/24/2007, -3/+4This is the stuff of legend
    • KrazyGamerHead, on 10/25/2007, -2/+1no apparently it's from Veterans /ba dum chink
      • vagarach, on 10/24/2007, -0/+1its tish...cymbals go tish rather than chink.
  • MaximusPryme, on 10/25/2007, -0/+13I was a kid when the SNES came out, and my dad bought it for us to spend time together. That was great and my dad loved Super Mario World. My mom tells me that I deleted his data in the game. I think my dad secretly still hates me for that...
    • ChromaVita, on 10/25/2007, -1/+17Woah, I have the exact same story, except I deleted my dad's Zelda data. Losing your Zelda game is just a pain in the ass. I'm surprise I'm still alive.
      • Dhekke, on 10/24/2007, -0/+1My brother deleted my 98% Zelda:WW data... for no reason other than he thought I'd like that he cleaned the memory card...
    • Vertex01, on 10/25/2007, -2/+5You're surprise? Nice to meet you.
  • internetass, on 10/24/2007, -10/+3the something awful forums are not funny
    • jenx, on 11/06/2007, -3/+4You obviously haven't visited the comedy goldmine.
  • ahawks, on 10/27/2007, -20/+53Who the ***** posts a screenshot of a webpage?! Buried for mental retardation.
    • chedabob, on 10/27/2007, -5/+41You have to pay to view the SA forums.

      Besides, images are easier to mirror.
    • ahawks, on 10/25/2007, -1/+24Well I *DO* pay to view the SA forums. SA even has a "submit to digg" link at the bottom of every thread.

      Also, you need to pay to post. Viewing is free.
      • donquixote235, on 10/25/2007, -1/+1Yeah, but if the page is pulled down for whatever reason, the image can live on forever.
    • ophello, on 10/25/2007, -0/+7who the ***** cares? its easier to deal with an image.

      relax and pull the stick out of your ass. then lick it for my amusement.
  • kaeves, on 10/24/2007, -6/+1I LOLed.
  • PersonX2, on 10/24/2007, -6/+0I'd give my left testicle for a SNES......oh wait
  • Flamancot, on 10/24/2007, -3/+1simply wonderful
  • ende, on 10/27/2007, -1/+9I believe it.. it's called testicular torsion ... I had it when I was about that age... balls get twisted up and blood supply is cut off.. luckily I waited til after the hospital to get my game system! (I think I got a Genesis out of the deal.. )

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion
    • Whaines, on 11/03/2007, -3/+26I don't know, I'd rather lose my left nut and get an SNES then have both my nuts and settle for a Genesis.
      • NoMiT, on 10/25/2007, -2/+1Genesis rocked SNES's world. Nuff said
        • sleepwalkers, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1I had a Genesis and that is totally untrue.
        • GhostCow, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1I had one and I agree that the gensis rocked the snes. Other than Final Fantasy, Mario, and Zelda, what was really so great about the snes? Most of the other good games were cross platform (and not edited for the kiddies on the Genesis), or exclusive to the Genesis.

          I'll take Sonic and Toejam & Earl over Mario and Zelda any day. I'll admit that I was jealous of FF though.
    • Alchemeron, on 10/24/2007, -0/+2http://web.archive.org/web/20070701120618/http://w ...
    • Durrok, on 10/24/2007, -0/+2There is a very informative Venture Brothers episode about this.
    • skyfire1, on 10/31/2007, -0/+37Oh my ***** god. I remember when I was 9 I got bored when I was taking a ***** so I twisted my nuts a couple of times. They got really big so I twisted them back before anything bad happened.That day changed my life forever.
  • michael43, on 10/25/2007, -4/+1That leaves one more ball than someone who would write something like that needs. They shouldn't reproduce. It was funny though.
  • raybury, on 10/25/2007, -6/+6I call shenanigans. The "plastic" ball -- mine is silicone-filled -- is not something I would expect the hospital to stock, and less so years ago. Mine was custom-ordered, and my stinkin' Korean surgeon would never pass as a tailor: He got me size 6, and my remaining teste attests that a 5, though larger then most men, would have sufficed.
    • jeremyjudkins, on 10/25/2007, -2/+2I have have a link to this ball sizing chart.
    • notthemama, on 10/25/2007, -0/+1Maybe they used something out of the gumball and toy machine in the lobby?
  • meretricis, on 10/25/2007, -0/+5You brave brave soul! God bless you and your one nut.
  • sh0rtstop00, on 10/25/2007, -3/+0lefty is usually the smaller testicle...not much loss anyway
    i'd feel bad if u had lost the righty
  • st0ney, on 10/25/2007, -2/+1SHENS
  • DivineMonkey, on 10/27/2007, -3/+15Balls are overrated anyway...who wants kids these days anyhow?
  • zyl0x, on 10/27/2007, -0/+54Education time!

    Testicular torsions are no fun at all. They are actually pretty common. Your testicle will tangle itself in the cords that suspend it in the scrotum and supply it with blood. When it happens, you have about 6 hours until it dies from blood loss. It is an incredibly painful process comparable to child birth. You can be genetically predisposed to having one occur, especially if one of your testes hangs significantly lower than the other.

    Fellow men, beware.
    • whoaeric, on 10/25/2007, -0/+57Dude what the *****.
      You've made me scared as hell. My lefty hangs lower. Is my ***** ok?
      • zyl0x, on 10/25/2007, -0/+16It's normal for one to hang slightly lower than the other, but when there's a significant difference, you're not at risk, you're just a candidate. Keep an eye on the size. It will grow to about 6 times its normal size and hurt like all hell.
      • azprofessional, on 10/25/2007, -0/+2Yeah it can be something as innocent as sitting down in a too fast or in a careless way. My friend had it happen.

        They ignored him for 2 hours at the hospital in the waiting room, it was not fun to watch.
        • ChromaVita, on 10/25/2007, -0/+48I'd just whip it out and show the lady. Show everyone in the waiting room if I had to. Someone is going to fix my ***** nutsack.
      • clothmonkey, on 10/25/2007, -0/+17Can you swing it to and fro?
        /sorry
      • TheKarmaPolice, on 10/25/2007, -0/+7...the more you know...
    • graemee, on 10/25/2007, -0/+9I had one, spin 180 degrees somehow. By the end of the day when I noticed what happened it hurt a lot. I just spun it back. Wife later made me get the swimmers checked, A OK.
    • MrMongoose, on 10/25/2007, -0/+3"You got long-ass balls, Larry!"
    • Anub1s, on 10/25/2007, -1/+1Yeah my friend had one a couple years back. After the surgery they swole up to about the size of large grapefruits. Hanging out with him was never the same since he had to literally hang out with his balls out.
    • TomaszGor, on 10/25/2007, -1/+0Thankfully its not too common: incidence is about 1 in 4000 for men under 25. After that, you're usually out of the woods, and it is very rare.
    • notthemama, on 10/25/2007, -0/+6Good job. Now 40% of the guys that read your comment are going to be walking very oddly for the next day while being worried about getting twisted up. You might even give a few of them nightmares.
  • DCJoeDogaswell, on 10/25/2007, -11/+6That's nucking futs!!
  • tehxen3, on 10/27/2007, -1/+24I love my balls.
  • bpunch, on 10/27/2007, -3/+41Trade your manhood for a video game console? No comment...
    • lukifer, on 10/27/2007, -1/+41Your testicles aren't your manhood. More like your manhood's backup singers.
      • jeremyjudkins, on 10/25/2007, -0/+5Well they do send a signal to your brain to start going through puberty...
    • graemee, on 10/25/2007, -3/+5I know a few guys who traded vasectomies for Xbox 360's. They needed something to play with while they recovered.
    • coreoption, on 10/25/2007, -2/+11wait, isn't this a comment?
    • MonkeyHugger, on 10/24/2007, -0/+1Only half of it.
  • pilesAREbetter, on 10/25/2007, -5/+2Great trade, even better story
  • frepnog, on 10/25/2007, -5/+8my son had that problem, testicular torsion. all he got out of it was ice for his groin. good form, there, dude!
    • Sutanreyu, on 10/25/2007, -1/+3I had it, and I didn't get it fixed because I was embarassed... ;_;

      Now I can't have kids. :/
    • notthemama, on 10/25/2007, -1/+1That's not good. Now he's going to go through life not knowing how to haggle! You Bastard!
      ;)
  • Kechlion, on 10/24/2007, -0/+0I wonder if he ever got Guitar Hero 80s and had to cry while playing Balls to the Wall
  • ravkass, on 10/26/2007, -4/+0How I traded my testicle for a Wii :D
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