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- mpn401, on 10/31/2007, -8/+520SNESticle
- Butt3rs, on 10/27/2007, -7/+406THATS NUTS!
- wittyname, on 10/29/2007, -2/+321At least the SNES will get some use.
- reuscel, on 10/28/2007, -1/+269Great story. I don't believe it for a second, but it's a good story nonetheless.
- lava, on 10/29/2007, -2/+216How does an 11 year old get to bargain with a parent? If it was my dad, he would have smacked me, dragged me to the hospital, and prevent me from buying a snes for 6 months.
- ani625, on 10/27/2007, -6/+161SNES:Balls = Wii: ???
- nlsk8ta, on 10/29/2007, -2/+149That guy had balls...
- Murfshay22, on 10/27/2007, -1/+135No *****. If I were lucky enough to get to negotiations, they were brief and typically, the best deal I could take was the original or worse.
"Clean your room!"
"If you give me $10"
"Or... here are two choices. Clean your room and you can have dinner... or don't clean your room, I kick your ass and you clean it any way."
"damn it...."
*smack*
"Don't talk like that!" - SpongeBad, on 10/31/2007, -3/+134Poland.
- SocialPoison, on 10/30/2007, -0/+109unless you got the Mario All Stars ;)
- bralynn, on 10/27/2007, -2/+110Priorities = Straight
- 97thfloor, on 10/30/2007, -21/+128I will still opt for Super Mario 3 over any new game on the market. I play it all the time.
- RadiantBeing, on 10/27/2007, -5/+97Darwin wants his other nut. And I'd be willing to bet that Darwin will get it eventually.
- UPGR4Y3DD, on 10/30/2007, -4/+81That's on NES.
- TypeEE, on 10/29/2007, -2/+74You still have one more testicle to trade for a Wii
- tcpip4lyfe, on 10/31/2007, -4/+72I see what you did there.
- tehgoatman, on 10/25/2007, -1/+60anyone else expect to get bel-aired?
- whoaeric, on 10/25/2007, -0/+57Dude what the *****.
You've made me scared as hell. My lefty hangs lower. Is my ***** ok? - calinazaret, on 10/30/2007, -11/+66that's on NES, turn in your geek card.
- zyl0x, on 10/27/2007, -0/+54Education time!
Testicular torsions are no fun at all. They are actually pretty common. Your testicle will tangle itself in the cords that suspend it in the scrotum and supply it with blood. When it happens, you have about 6 hours until it dies from blood loss. It is an incredibly painful process comparable to child birth. You can be genetically predisposed to having one occur, especially if one of your testes hangs significantly lower than the other.
Fellow men, beware. - geekfrom99, on 10/25/2007, -5/+58oh goddamnit, digg this down
- adbaker, on 10/27/2007, -4/+56Maybe I'm sick, but that makes me laugh.
- ChromaVita, on 10/25/2007, -0/+48I'd just whip it out and show the lady. Show everyone in the waiting room if I had to. Someone is going to fix my ***** nutsack.
- liquidfirex, on 10/27/2007, -0/+47Yeah I know! I had to give BOTH testicles! Jesus, some kids get all the luck!
- spudnic, on 10/27/2007, -1/+44but slightly lopsided now
- lukifer, on 10/27/2007, -1/+41Your testicles aren't your manhood. More like your manhood's backup singers.
- tscherry, on 10/27/2007, -1/+41Adolph Hitler had one testicle too; wonder what he traded for it.
- clothmonkey, on 10/31/2007, -0/+38Just NUT now, actually.
- bpunch, on 10/27/2007, -3/+41Trade your manhood for a video game console? No comment...
- skyfire1, on 10/31/2007, -0/+37Oh my ***** god. I remember when I was 9 I got bored when I was taking a ***** so I twisted my nuts a couple of times. They got really big so I twisted them back before anything bad happened.That day changed my life forever.
- chedabob, on 10/27/2007, -5/+41You have to pay to view the SA forums.
Besides, images are easier to mirror. - MrBlanks, on 10/27/2007, -1/+35+1 for emulator reference. Even though its not the right console.
- Marvelboy, on 10/25/2007, -0/+34Two snare drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff...
- ahawks, on 10/27/2007, -20/+53Who the ***** posts a screenshot of a webpage?! Buried for mental retardation.
- shinythingy, on 10/25/2007, -0/+31Jewish Girlfriend. Then she left him and you know the rest
- andrewsmith1986, on 10/25/2007, -1/+32i dont know.
my brother had somethign like this happen, the vein or whatever that allows blood to flow out sealed shut for about 4 days and his testicles grew to the size of a large grapefruit, but we still went see pantera before he went to hospital.
they managed to save his balls though. - robertoscunha, on 10/29/2007, -0/+30I will still opt for my leftie over any game on the market. I play it all the time.
- ChromaVita, on 10/29/2007, -2/+30This video will explain it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU - clorby, on 10/31/2007, -1/+29CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUND THE JOKE!
- filefly, on 11/04/2007, -0/+27"I still beat it from time to time on my laptop during boring classes"
Have you ever had to ask your teachers for Kleenex? - Alchemeron, on 10/25/2007, -0/+26http://imagechan.org/img/img.php?id=3066
- HailAqualung, on 10/25/2007, -1/+26That is called "Forced OCD"
His mother forced him into developing OCD by being ultra-strict about his room.
She most likely had OCD herself. - Quaterni0n, on 10/25/2007, -2/+26I call BS.
- geekfrom99, on 10/25/2007, -4/+28way funnier the second time
- Harbinger67, on 10/29/2007, -5/+28You must be on some transcendent plane of gaming nirvana that the commonfolk like myself simply cannot fathom. Good for you.
How's the weather up on that pedestel? - Whaines, on 11/03/2007, -3/+26I don't know, I'd rather lose my left nut and get an SNES then have both my nuts and settle for a Genesis.
- ChromaVita, on 10/25/2007, -0/+23You've obviously never played a SNES
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