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Hilary Clinton to play prostitute in GTA 4

gameater.com — Rockstar pays back Hilary for saying all those bad things about their flagship, the GTA series, by giving her a small part to play in the upcoming GTA 4.

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  • MiltonWaddams, on 01/15/2008, -14/+356Buried for a crappy blog that is stealing a satirical story from another crappy blog.
  • NightVortez, on 01/15/2008, -9/+301Is Obama going to be the pimp?
  • badwithcomputer, on 01/15/2008, -16/+265dear rockstar games: please release this ***** already. i'm ***** dying over here. thank you.
  • yomamaisfat, on 01/15/2008, -3/+183I'm guessing she will leave customers unsatisfied who will then go to the Monica Lewinsky prostitute.
  • mattyice11, on 01/15/2008, -5/+144Check the article this one cites - it's satire (though a great idea). Do you think Hilary really said: "It’s why I spend all of my time in the Senate cleaning up video games instead of improving real life"???
  • peeeanuts, on 01/15/2008, -13/+113Hilary-ious.
  • AshamedAmerican, on 01/15/2008, -11/+105Who would ***** Hilary?
    (And no, Bill doesn't count.)
  • thebadkitty, on 01/15/2008, -5/+88Nah, he's too white to be a proper GTA pimp.
  • Dan11023, on 01/15/2008, -5/+83NO CLICK MIRROR:
    Rockstar pays back Hilary for saying all those bad things about their flagship, the GTA series, by giving her a small part in the upcoming GTA 4.

    Seriously News reports that the developer has announced in a blog posted press release that it intends to make all the prostitutes in GTA 4 look like the democrats’ presidential candidate.

    Clinton has long been an enemy of the GTA franchise and violent games in general, going as far as asking for a federal investigation into GTA: San Andreas, to probe how children can access violent and pornographic scenes from the game, online. “Being able to kill people in a virtual world is harmful to society. It’s why I spend all of my time in the Senate cleaning up video games instead of improving real life” said Hilary.

    Rockstar is going beyond looks, after having sex with the player, the prostitute will say something like: “will you still vote for me?”, and after being killed, with her last breath, she’ll say: “Now I’ll never get to be president!”

    This all sounds very funny, actually it sounds to funny to be true, un fortunately we weren’t able to track this blog posted press release, in order to confirm this news. Still even if it turns out to be bogus, it’s still a nice idea.
  • unearth, on 01/15/2008, -13/+77Just because you use a comma, doesn't mean it's in the right place.
  • meltlight, on 01/15/2008, -8/+64iron my shirt?
  • Linkin4, on 01/15/2008, -2/+56Apparently you don't remember the late 90's... that was the issue exactly
  • speakerfordead, on 01/15/2008, -3/+52................. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    Here, have some punctuation. Apply where needed.
  • inactive, on 01/15/2008, -22/+64Hilary is Neo-Con 2.0

    Just because she has a vagina, doesn't mean she's any less dangerous.
  • gldfshnpcklejar, on 01/15/2008, -4/+44first person to mod this in, wins the race.
  • arcooke, on 01/15/2008, -1/+33Awesome, another dead link.
  • Portwineboy, on 01/15/2008, -12/+44Dugg!
  • ruyz, on 01/15/2008, -9/+40i can see who dugg anything without them feeling special saying that they did.
  • therealgeddylee, on 01/15/2008, -46/+75***** Hillary Clinton. Go back to Arkansas and shut the hell up, nobody gives a ***** about the Clintons.
  • Dylson, on 01/15/2008, -4/+32Bacon
  • TheOther1, on 01/15/2008, -3/+31Doug!
  • FishHammer, on 01/15/2008, -2/+28they had me going until "all prostitutes". If you're going to make satire it's usually funnier when it's subtle.
  • strictnein, on 01/15/2008, -2/+27It's very simple to pay for these games. You go to a store, pick up a copy, and purchase it.

    Oh... did you mean to say "Why anyone pays..."?
  • thebairyhum, on 01/15/2008, -2/+24http://duggmirror.com/
  • Garda, on 01/15/2008, -6/+27Even if it's not true, somebody should create a mod of this anyway
  • mailthev, on 01/15/2008, -10/+31c-c-combo breaker!
  • NaziHatinChimp, on 01/15/2008, -1/+22We don't have time for your "reality" here. I want conflict!
  • kahlessreborn, on 01/15/2008, -1/+21Buried as inaccurate, the blog copied a satire story thinking it was real.
  • anselm83, on 01/15/2008, -2/+21I agree, spelling "Hillary" correctly is damn near impossible.
  • Dylson, on 01/15/2008, -4/+22I would.
    After I got done slamming my dick in a sliding glass door.
  • Thater, on 01/15/2008, -7/+24Dugg!
  • Orlex, on 01/15/2008, -1/+17Dude, burn
  • QcRef87, on 01/15/2008, -2/+17Dog!
  • badqat, on 01/15/2008, -1/+16Do you have proof Billy still does or would?
  • KNon, on 01/15/2008, -13/+27Dugg!
  • skrizzy, on 01/15/2008, -2/+16She is hiding in the Barber shop, shaving her head again.
  • Whaines, on 01/15/2008, -0/+13At first I thought you had forgotten the question marks but it looks as if mattyice11 stole them below.
  • Urusai, on 01/15/2008, -8/+21***** George Bush. Go back to Connecticut and shut the hell up, nobody gives a ***** about the Bushes.
  • urbandistrict, on 01/15/2008, -2/+15Duh Guh
  • Deveak, on 01/15/2008, -5/+17Sounds, awesome and as bad as it sounds, how many people will kill her to get their money back? Might be really bad if she (god forbid) wins the race.
  • cococooky, on 01/15/2008, -0/+12I would if the ***** link worked.
  • Dylson, on 01/15/2008, -1/+12Dagg!!
  • ericdano, on 01/15/2008, -7/+18Where is the Brittany Spears prostitute?
  • Crath, on 01/15/2008, -1/+12At least kids are shooting people in games and not real life.
  • TheBigBrother, on 01/15/2008, -1/+12Jack Thompson
  • IndigoMoss, on 01/15/2008, -2/+13No one gives a ***** about either of them.

    Problem solved.
  • subsistenc3, on 01/15/2008, -0/+11WE don't want him back.
  • radda, on 01/15/2008, -0/+11So you link to the crappy blog with a default Wordpress theme instead of the source? Which is, by the way, satirical?

    Brilliant. Also buried.
  • SweetChinMusic, on 01/15/2008, -2/+12Or after . . . NOT
  • DarkShroud, on 01/15/2008, -1/+11Just goes to show there isn't anything Hilary can't ruin.
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