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- Klarth, on 10/14/2007, -18/+248...How does this make it easier to read?
- seventoes, on 10/15/2007, -58/+252That was horible to read... lemme put it in a more readable format (for me at least):
br0kenrabbit: hi
Greg_ValveOLS: good evening
br0kenrabbit: What's ip?
br0kenrabbit: up?
Greg_ValveOLS: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
br0kenrabbit: On MSN?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes :)
br0kenrabbit: Why?
Greg_ValveOLS: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
br0kenrabbit: My information?
Greg_ValveOLS: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
br0kenrabbit: No. I don't even have it written down.
Greg_ValveOLS: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
br0kenrabbit: Well...
Greg_ValveOLS: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)
br0kenrabbit: Well
Greg_ValveOLS: dont worry this connect it secure
br0kenrabbit: Can I be honest with you, Greg?
Greg_ValveOLS: k
br0kenrabbit: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.
br0kenrabbit: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.
Greg_ValveOLS: huh?
Greg_ValveOLS: bs
br0kenrabbit: Trace it.
Greg_ValveOLS: how
br0kenrabbit says:Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
Greg_ValveOLS: oh k
br0kenrabbit: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.
br0kenrabbit: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.
Greg_ValveOLS: why?
br0kenrabbit: Have you read the ToS?
Greg_ValveOLS: Tod?
Greg_ValveOLS: tos
br0kenrabbit says:terms of service
Greg_ValveOLS: were?
br0kenrabbit: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
Greg_ValveOLS: why
br0kenrabbit: I just told you why
Greg_ValveOLS: :(
br0kenrabbit: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?
Greg_ValveOLS: k
br0kenrabbit says:First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxx xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Is this you?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Are you the only user of this account?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Okay, and what is the username
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Okay.
br0kenrabbit: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)
Greg_ValveOLS: some. dude
Greg_ValveOLS: m
br0kenrabbit says:Do you always log on from the same IP?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit says:And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit says:Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
Greg_ValveOLS: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
br0kenrabbit: What is your city of residence?
br0kenrabbit: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Illinios?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes
br0kenrabbit: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.
Greg_ValveOLS: why
br0kenrabbit: So I can update your account.
Greg_ValveOLS: can I play 2 nite
Greg_ValveOLS: clan fight
Greg_ValveOLS: wont win without me heh
br0kenrabbit: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Okay. Give me just a moment.
br0kenrabbit: Try to log in now.
Greg_ValveOLS: k
Greg_ValveOLS: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit : Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: did u ban me???????????>WHY
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Valve will never ask for your username and password.
Greg_ValveOLS: what????
br0kenrabbit: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
Greg_ValveOLS: omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit: Why were you trying to steal my account?
Greg_ValveOLS: i wanst
br0kenrabbit: Then why were you asking for my information?
Greg_ValveOLS: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: dude pleas
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Go mow some yards, bitch. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -9/+105http://www.duggmirror.com
Sorry for abusing the comment system, but it's for a good cause :-P - KniteWulf, on 10/12/2007, -2/+90i know some pretty stupid 13 year olds. i wouldn't doubt this.
- EasY_TargeT, on 10/12/2007, -10/+89@Klarth
because the site has fallen victim to the digg effect - mentat, on 10/12/2007, -4/+77Oh, you'd be surprised:
In this situation, Alucard is one of the IRCOps on the network, and is pretty well known. One of our common problems was idiots at the Pokémon Crater trying to steal other idiot's accounts. Let's watch:
{mudkip45} hi
{Alucard} hi
{mudkip45} want to swop aconts
{Alucard} yes
{Alucard} how?
{mudkip45} ok wats your use and pass
{Alucard} I need yours first
{mudkip45} why
{mudkip45} your hack into it
{Alucard} because I don't trust you
{Alucard} huh? I'm just trying to swap accounts here
{Alucard} who mentioned hacking?
{Alucard} do you have a guilty conscience or something?
{mudkip45} i dont hack i help
{Alucard} in any case, my user name is StealingAccountsIsRetarded, and my password is YouAreNowBanned
{mudkip45} so if you tell me ill tran them and get better pokemon in two days we will swop back to namall ok
{mudkip45} ok
{mudkip45} let me cheak it
{Alucard} ...are you serious?
{Alucard} do you have the mental capacity of a table, or something?
{mudkip45} yer
{mudkip45} you lied
{mudkip45} to me
{mudkip45} wait a sec
{Alucard} huh? I wouldn't do that
{Alucard} I think you did it wrong
{mudkip45} yer wait a sec ok
{mudkip45} do you have captall letters in the words
{Alucard} yes
{mudkip45} were abouts
{Alucard} right where I put them
{mudkip45} ok wait
{[A]lucard} bye
{mudkip45} no
{mudkip45} why
{mudkip45} do you have a captall at the beging of your usenamme - Ignignokt01, on 10/12/2007, -3/+73Dugg, even if it is fake. This is hilarious
- mgold1n, on 10/12/2007, -7/+70Cyber Bullying FTW
- TenebrousX, on 10/12/2007, -3/+61http://www.duggmirror.com/gaming_news/Hilarious_read_Thirteen_year_old_tries_to_steal_a_Steam_account/
it's spaced better on the actual site - t3hCyborg, on 10/12/2007, -32/+85Stop digging people who post duggmirror links down, you dolts.
Here, does this make you feel better?
http://www.duggmirror.com/gaming_news/Hilarious_read_Thirteen_year_old_tries_to_steal_a_Steam_account/
Honestly guys, stop being stupid. - jtjenn, on 10/12/2007, -2/+52There ARE some really stupid people on the internet sometimes. Like that one dude who tried to hack 127.0.0.1.
- Suspected, on 10/12/2007, -1/+49That's not funnier, nor is it funny at all.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+50Yes. We all read it too.
- imbrial, on 10/12/2007, -2/+40Greg_ValveOLS says: I am a battleship commander, change your course
br0kenrabbit says: I am a lighthouse captain, change your course - Braxo, on 10/12/2007, -12/+50massive damage? wtf does that mean?
- Drull, on 10/12/2007, -3/+40Haha, not bad. Probably not fake though, I've been through these kinds of situations before myself.
- Ganpachi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+38Except that redirect doesn't always work on all browsers....
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+37"br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password."
Twenty lines later....
"br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx"
Sixteen lines after that...
"br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx"
Stupid people....how boring would life be without them? - terrablebyte, on 10/12/2007, -7/+37My apologies for the double comment.
Please digg down accordingly. - Snakedal337, on 10/12/2007, -39/+59http://duggmirror.com
- rejectpenguin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21I tried entering chazukspenis as the password, but it said it was too small.
- t3hCyborg, on 10/12/2007, -4/+22@ Aliasing,
If you read what I said, I was defending the original duggmirror link, because, at the time, it was getting duggdown, hence I posted the full link to satisfy everyone. - AmazingAndrex, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20It means you must use real-time weapon change if you want to beat him. Either that or unleash a Giant Enemy Crab. Your choice. ; )
- vagarach, on 10/12/2007, -9/+26If it's true, then well, he deserves it. Typical 13-year-old ineptitude.
- p5ychop3nguin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Most 13 year-olds on Steam are whiney, inept, think-they-know-it-all-and-are-leet-haxor b*tches. Although there are some intelligent 13 year-olds, they are rare in the Steam community.
- iamshades, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14what a tard, thats not even funny at all.
didnt even make me chuckle a little.
stupid. - Craz1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11lmao, that was classic, I wish that I could have seen the look on his face. (providing that it is real).
Dugg for making my day :) - JorgeGT, on 10/12/2007, -5/+16Fear a person who has a strange username BUT writes perfectly every message, even capitalizing the first letter. He has been so much chatting online.
Edt. wrong reply, just read the text below and/or use your own chat experience to understand. - kodek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10This is Valve and Steam we're talking about. Xboxes? I think you're in the wrong thread.
- NikoKun, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Technically... the kid just has to email Valve, and tell them he needs his password reset... and he'd get his account back... not like someone can steal anything from you on Steam...
Its not like an MMORPG, where scammers take ALL of your stuff and run... -_-
but still I'm sure this taught that kid a lesson. XD - upasaka, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9This was pretty fricking funny, and if not real, at least it isnt something i have seen 12 years ago, IE: worlds worst hacker.
That being said, i want to digg this story, but cant seem to remember my account password... can someone post their username and password for me :P - idonthack, on 10/12/2007, -3/+9Did everybody forget?
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/giant-enemy-crab/crab-dude-interviewed-for-massive-damage-199249.php
It was even on the front page the day it happened - Aliasing, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8I completely failed to read your reply properly, which if anything makes me even more ridiculous, sorry mate, that was my bad.
- Namco, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7@alising
The point you just made, is exactly the same point that t3hCyborg was making. Re-read it. - DyceFreak, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6lol... futuremark got dugg... thanks guys I visit there more than 4 times a day. :P
- Zero2aHero, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4that would have been a lot better if he actually did work for Valve
- maiku00, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3omfg pwnd, what a clueless idiot! unreal.
- sansculottes, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4In that order?
- tendonut, on 12/31/2007, -0/+2We have a 13 year old in our regular Vent group that no one likes. He's attempted ***** like this before, and his older brother is a Vent admin so every time he gets banned, he logs onto his brothers account and makes himself admin again. He is the typical lazy slobby 13 year old who think's he's hot ***** because he spends 22 hours a day playing WoW or CS:S and is really ***** good at it. Own him at any game besides CS:S and he bans you or cries. So p5ychop3nguin is right. He's just a whiney, inept, self-proclaimed haxor.
- sidebuster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2*old man voice* Back in my day, I was using all my bandwidth on my 56k (that went 1.5KBps) to download that Counter-Strike 1.2 full patch... Damn kids and their steams!
- eatbeefjerky, on 10/12/2007, -0/+213 year olds do not get breaks. That is all.
- damentz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Or he can get pacsteam, problem solved.
- tendonut, on 12/31/2007, -0/+1Now you kids have your new fangled 120MB printer drivers and 2GB game patches
- richiestang78, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Why was he trying to get another account when he already had one? I bet this is fake but if it isnt then this kid is a retard.
- Universal, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4At least he was honest. That deserves a digg [Click].
- tendonut, on 12/31/2007, -0/+1I am seriously curious about this, but what if br0kenrabbit changed all the personal information associated with the account like name, address, contact info, e-mail, etc? If Steam doesn't have a record of these changes, it will just appear like Greg_ValveOLS is trying to steal an account (again).
- JacobParker, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1wow. people are getting dumber and dumber.
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lol - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I think the confusion comes from the fact that cyborg guy put a whole bunch of words between "digging" and "down"...made it look like he was criticising people who were digging the duggmirror links.
I love how tough and short fused everyone is when they are anyonymous. - Chaoswing, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1why is there so much lame people online??
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