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- chris9902, on 10/12/2007, -8/+195I like the way he calls them nerds but he's not because he only waited since Wednesday... lol.
- halleyscomet, on 10/12/2007, -9/+190Or you COULD post the text, instead of a link to a hard to read graphic:
On Nov-17-06 at 23:22:28 PST, seller added the following information:
Please read the amazing story of how i got this ps3
i went out wednesday afternoon to the local walmart to start camping out. when i got there, there were already 12 people ther so i got in line being number 13. i talked around and found out the first 6 people there had been there since monday, total hardcore nerds all planning to keep them. bragging about how only they should get the system since theyve been there the longest. how they are so dedicated and how if you dont want to do the time, you shouldnt get a system. generally being complete *****. good for them. we had a hours to pass so we became friends and played some cards and whatnot. the 6 guys in front kept to themselves and didnt associate with the rest of us. we were cool with each other leaving the line to get food, bathroom, smoke, etc since we all knew each other and as long as they were back in 30 minutes. i was about to leave to go buy some KFC for a good number of us and when i stepped out of line, one of the nerds shouted that if i left, i would lose my spot. the other guys told him that they were vouching for me and that i was just getting food but those 6 ***** didnt care. they said i leave, i lose my spot and that was the rules and they would call the manager (they had his number) to come out and enforce it. i said whatever and stayed in line.
a few hours later, the manager came out and told everyone that there were only going to be SEVEN available. they have them in their store and theyre not getting anymore. he told the people after # 7 they should leave if they wanted to not waste their time. me being number 13 should have left but i didnt, i wanted to stick around for a little bit more. everyone else left except me and the 7 other people that were getting it for sure. so the day goes on and i try to make friends with the nerds. i play mario kart on the ds with them and talk to them about the games they were getting. about an hour or 2 later, i tell im gonnna head home since im 8 in line and theres only 7 ps3s. one of them made some stupid joke about if i leave the line then i aint getting back in!! har har. so as im about to leave, i tell them im going to the vons next door and if any of them wanted any food or coffee and id bring it back to them. one of them said yea and all the rest like sheep followed and said yes too. they were gonna give me money but i told them it was on me since theyve been out here since monday. the 7th guy in line wanted some food and coffee and i told him id buy some for him also.
so i go to vons and buy 8 coffees, some food, and some x-lax laxatives. i bring it to my car and put some laxatives in 6 of the coffees and seperate them from mine and #7s. i pull back to walmart and bring all the drinks and food upfront. i give #7 his stuff and then the coffees with laxatives to the 6 nerds annd wish them good luck and go back to my car. i park it around the corner so i can still see them.
about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is scrounging for this portapotty type thing he'd brought with him but he is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags. he runs into walmart. at this time, i start my car and drive back to the walmart to claim my spot in line. when i get there #4 and 6 are gone but i dont know where. #7 is laughing his ass off so hard and i just smile at him. i call up 5 of the other people that i had made friends with that were in line with me ( i had their phone numbers cause i was gonne buy to food for everyone) and told them to get back to the walmart ASAP and get in line. Meanwhile, me and #7 threw all their ***** into the parking lot and i claimed my spot as #1, him as #2. 4 and the people i had called arrived and got in line just as 1 of the nerds came running back and got #7. he started yelling saying they need their spots back. we all told them to ***** off, out of spot, out of line. it was all of us against him so he didnt say *****. the nerds came back and tried to start some ***** but we just laughed, we told them it was their rule and to go ***** themselves and clean the ***** off their pants. the called security and security came. security man was like WTF is that ***** smell and looked at the nerds with ***** all of them and kicked them off the grounds screaming LMAO. so that is how i got my ps3. - diktator279, on 10/12/2007, -6/+181Isn't poisoning *technically* illegal?
- unfinity, on 10/12/2007, -7/+143Clearly a fake story, but hilarious nonetheless. You've gotta do SOMETHING to set your PS3 auction apart from the other 1000 listed on Ebay.
- Mallus, on 10/12/2007, -14/+132That is a very public admission of guilt to six counts of poisoning with intent to commit harm.
- black|math, on 10/12/2007, -16/+116At least the nerds would have played it and not sold it for profit :-/
- jewdiknight, on 10/12/2007, -4/+83I wait in line all the time for midnight blockbusters, I am usely first in line. Yes I know I am a loser and a nerd, but I can live with it. But I ***** hate the other people who wait in line behind me who are all high and mighty about the ***** line rules. Big ***** deal if you need to go walk around and stretch your legs. Those guys in line deserve what they got for being dicks.
- neptytune, on 10/12/2007, -6/+66If the story is true or not, do you really trust buying a PS3 from someone who would do this?
- Sphearion, on 10/12/2007, -18/+77and that my friends is why nerds that sit at home all day should not mess with people with street smarts!
- HaltingPoint, on 10/12/2007, -3/+52And getting your auction on Digg doesn't exactly hurt.
- dadioflex, on 10/12/2007, -4/+48Yeah kudos on the story but like you say no amount of laxative is going to make you explosively crap yourself.
- Kniggit, on 10/12/2007, -1/+42100% correct - you can go to prison for putting Ex-lax in someone's food without their knowledge. If this story really happened and these guys find out, this guy is done like dinner.
- Dolomite, on 10/12/2007, -5/+45Funny story, but it is completely made up. Besides, this guy can get into big trouble slipping medicine into peoples food no matter how funny it is.
- aaronlidman, on 10/12/2007, -34/+73For those who don't want to look for it: http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a337/twistednews/hilarious.jpg
- achoo5000, on 10/12/2007, -10/+48holy *****, this is out of a movie.
- moofer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+38that was my sister, and you owe her $1500 and a playstation.
- modpancake, on 10/12/2007, -5/+42This story is almost as fake as the kid who handed out Ubuntu discs at McDonald's.
- djSyndrome, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters T, M and I.
- djSyndrome, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genital_herpes
Enjoy your early Christmas present. - kooft, on 10/12/2007, -3/+37Good luck proving it? Uh, didn't he just post a confession to eBay? This isn't some OJ hypothetical.
- ShadowMarth, on 10/12/2007, -19/+51I say he's a moron. If you'd been sitting there for several days for one, then you'd be a bit annoyed at some guy hopping in and out of line as well. Particularly if he was just an Ebay seller. And they can now sue him for food poisoning.
- ArcticCelt, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31I find the story funny and those dumbasses deserved it but still, what he did was illegal and he publicly confessed. If he really did that, it won't be long until is confession reach the concerned people and he can be prosecuted for 6 count of assault.
Like this lady:
Mom accused of helping bake Ex-Lax cookies
http://morningsentinel.mainetoday.com/news/local/2715034.shtml - pegisys, on 10/12/2007, -5/+34I wonder how true this is, I never had a laxative work that fast, but then again I never took one when I was "regular" either
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28The guy could easily just say it was made up to augment his auction price. I doubt seriously anything will come of the poisoning accusations.
I will however, laugh along with the rest of you if a week from now a story pops up about an ebay seller getting via his own inadvertent confession. - sokz, on 10/12/2007, -3/+29Yeah right, bud.
- vudicarus, on 10/12/2007, -11/+36oh my f'in gawd! that's hilarious! best ps3 story yet.
- Jsmakr, on 10/12/2007, -20/+44This story is better:
Let me preface this post by saying I am rather ashamed of what I did, it's probably the most despicable thing I'll ever do in my life. I never planned it, it just started happening and the wheels were turning and it ended how it did. I still can't even believe it happened.
Well, I camped out at Target from Wednesday night to Friday morning for a PS3 to sell. It was rather hellacious, only because of the weather, which included thunderstorms and tornado warnings. Thursday was a long day but Friday morning finally rolled around and I was able to buy a 20 gig system. This is where the real story begins.
Of course, there was a throng of people in the parking lot trying to get in line for a system or buy it off the people in line. When I came back out to my car with my system, I was approached by a good looking chick who offered me $1500 for it. I had no intention of selling because I wanted to assess my options with Ebay, I'm sure I can get more than that because it won't be the only thing in my auction. Anyway, yeah I wasn't going to sell it to her, and I suppose I was tired as hell which was what prompted me to say this because normally I wouldn't say this to a total stranger, hot as she was. I said, jokingly, "More like $1500 and a BJ and started climbing into my car. To my astonishment... she agreed.
shock
I didn't believe her at first, but she convinced me to sneak around to the back of the store with her. We got there and she pushed me up against the wall and started unzipping me. What can I say, this chick REALLY wanted a PS3. Or just loves the *****.
So she started blowing me. But before long she looked up and asked if I was going to have to blow my load on her face. Already being totally fired up and wanting to take advantage of the situation, I said "Is there any other way to finish a BJ?" She kinda giggled and went back to it. Now, I've been pretty blue-balled lately, and she obviously had prior experience, so it didn't take long for her to work me over. I blasted a big one all over her face and immediately felt a strange mix of satisfaction, guilt, and fear.
So I was ready to head back to my car, forgetting she had a big batch of semen on her face. She asked me if I had anything she could use to clean up. I told her I had a towel in my car (which was true) and that I'd be right back. I grabbed the PS3 and headed back up front.
That was when I realized the position I was in. She hadn't paid me yet, but I had the system and was by myself up front with my car. I really had never planned to sell it to her. And I still didn't want to.
I climbed into my car and drove off.
On one hand, I know what I did was awful and contempuous and I'm going to hell. But on the other hand, this chick gave a BJ to a TOTAL STRANGER. You can't really expect fair play in a situation like that. And come on, the thought of a chick hiding behind Target with a big load on her face, with nothing to clean up with and no one to help her, is pretty damn funny. How the hell did she get out of there with her dignity?
So that's my PS3 story. When all is said and done, I guess I regret what I did, but DAMN could that girl suck a *****. - mvanhorn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+251:08:21 PM mazerstar: hey
1:08:28 PM mazerstar: great story on your ebay auction
1:08:34 PM mazerstar: fake though, yeah?
1:08:37 PM chipwhitley11: hey thx
1:08:51 PM mazerstar: it'd be illegal and admitting guilt if you did actually do that..
1:09:17 PM mazerstar: six counts of poisoning with intent to commit harm
1:09:18 PM chipwhitley11: its up to you to think what you want of it
1:09:59 PM mazerstar: LOL
1:10:02 PM mazerstar: is it real or fake though?
1:10:20 PM chipwhitley11: its up to you to think what you want of it
1:10:37 PM chipwhitley11: for you to decide
1:10:40 PM mazerstar: lol k - manicdvln, on 10/12/2007, -3/+26Dumbest fabricated story that I read today.
- Cglass, on 10/12/2007, -17/+36Poisoning eh, good luck proving it; besides, it makes perfect sense that this guy who is #13 in line is a 'complete *****', 'hopping in and out of line'. Oh wait, he was going to go buy food for half the people you *****, theres nothing wrong with that.
- KevinJ, on 10/12/2007, -10/+28Those nerds were poser nerds
REAL NERDS GO WIi60 - mikef98765, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20im pretty sure intense diarrhea is causing you to become sick.
- Petrarch1603, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19"Laxative neither injures you, causes you to be sick, or kills you."
okay tough guy, take a couple of laxatives and tell me how it feels then - ICSU, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16obviously made up too
- hooksie, on 10/12/2007, -6/+21"I say he's a moron. If you'd been sitting there for several days for one, then you'd be a bit annoyed at some guy hopping in and out of line as well. Particularly if he was just an Ebay seller. And they can now sue him for food poisoning."
Since when is a laxative poison? - carpespasm, on 10/12/2007, -14/+29way to go, you played a completely dick move on some guys who would have likely been keeping their ps3 if they'd gotten it. it sucks that they were being *****, and maybe they deserved it, but stooping to that level is pretty bad, especially when you're just ebaying it.
- DownIsTheNewUp, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14"#1 is scrounging for this portapotty type thing he'd brought with him but he is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags."
Eww. What kind of portapotty type thing is portable enough to sit there in line with you and your camping gear? The smell must have already been unbearable. - insinuate, on 10/12/2007, -7/+20Holy crap, for once a PS3 story I actually enjoyed reading. Very good.
- DDRSkata, on 10/12/2007, -16/+28Haha, awesome. Just awesome. That guy should get a medal.
- kb9vgr, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13actually when my father had to have a colonoscopy they gave him a laxative the night before that had him in the john within about 5 minutes then all night and i know if you take a drug out of a time-release capsule it works faster and stronger than intended
- carpespasm, on 10/12/2007, -7/+18if that story is true (which i doubt it is) you're a total *****. really.
- charliebf5, on 10/12/2007, -7/+17exactly
- manicdvln, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Or better yet. Go buy XBOX 360 or Wii instead? I don't understand all the craze about the PS3, I seriously can't find one game worth playing on that beta console.
- rhkaloge, on 10/12/2007, -7/+16http://www.nrdc.org/reference/glossary/p.asp
"poison - a chemical that adversely affects health by causing injury, illness, or death."
It would count in court. - butterfi, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10This whole story sounds really lame. First off, slipping anything unknown into someones food is potentially life threatening -- You have no idea what prior medical conditions someone may have and as other people have pointed out, it's highly illegal.
Second, standing in line is marginally cool if you're a fanboy, but staying in line so you can scalp it is just greasy. I guess I have even less sympathy for the people who would pay hundreds over retail just to save themselves a few weeks or months. Develop some priorities.
The whole thing is lame. It reeks of greed and self-absorbed hyper-consumers with more dollars then sense. - krinthekuz, on 09/16/2008, -2/+10for the goods to be stolen, he must permanently deprive someone of a property interest. waiting in line does not earn you a property interest... at all. it only gives you an option to obtain an property interest, otherwise, these companies would be taking pre-orders.
- KniteWulf, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8screenshot? was this guy looking through a computer screen when he gave them ex lax? maybe.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11The money he will make reselling the PS3 will not be nearly enough to pay for the lawsuits.
- loqqq, on 10/12/2007, -3/+10e.e. cummings is selling a ps3
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11What a bunch of drooling idiots.
Its just a game console. -
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