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- SpectralSounds, on 09/03/2008, -3/+327In other news..... After this heroic little girl saved her family, she immediately carjacked the next car, then picked up her cousin and went bowling.
- mikesbaker, on 09/03/2008, -2/+205that family looks like extras from idiocracy
- Jumpeplowski, on 09/03/2008, -0/+128I'm a fan of GTA, but come on... GTA didn't save that family.
- tm13lke, on 09/03/2008, -0/+106take THAT, jack thompson!
- Borgcube636, on 09/03/2008, -8/+106What the hell is a preteen girl doing playing GTA?!?
- themadhatter444, on 09/03/2008, -4/+100The "Norris" family? Oh Jesus... Here it comes...
- merbot, on 09/03/2008, -2/+94So by playing GTA she figured out to get out of a car after an accident? Not trying to bad mouth the family but this seems like a stretch.
- staffell, on 09/03/2008, -3/+90"She just knew, from playing 'Grand Theft Auto.' She saw on there that when a car rolls over, it can blow up. She knew that could happen to us"
It's a good thing she didn't play GTA IV then isn't it? - cfultz, on 09/03/2008, -8/+72How redneck is that quote from the mother? "She just knew, from playing 'Grand Theft Auto.' She saw on there that when a car rolls over, it can blow up. She knew that could happen to us" HA! At least something good came from GTA.
- cawfee, on 09/03/2008, -6/+70So wait, we're crediting video games now whenever common sense is used? Talk about desperation :<
- alexhouse, on 09/03/2008, -0/+63Buried for crediting video game for common sense. Also for lack of dead hookers.
- Ubertastic, on 09/03/2008, -0/+62Niko! It's your cousin!
- J3553, on 09/03/2008, -1/+49ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
- commenter01, on 09/03/2008, -1/+45what really strikes me as odd is the premise behind the statement. it implies that if she hadn't played GTA, she wouldn't have known that having her family inside a wrecked, upside-down car is bad...
- billbugger, on 09/03/2008, -4/+44That's a girl?
- cfultz, on 09/03/2008, -0/+38...damn it, why'd you bring it up?...
- AndrewDB, on 09/03/2008, -1/+38Cars can blow up when rolled?
Really?
SERIOUSLY?!
I thought gasoline requires a spark to explode. - inactive, on 09/03/2008, -0/+35not an onion article - WTF?
- DinosaurDerek, on 09/03/2008, -1/+34jack thompson is going to be PISSED!!
- sinsignificant, on 09/03/2008, -2/+33huh huh huh... he said 'but *****'
- alexhouse, on 09/03/2008, -0/+30Yes. He is jail.
- myhandleondigg, on 09/03/2008, -0/+29Which means she was probably playing San Andreas back when she was 6!
- AndrewDB, on 09/03/2008, -0/+27I think that's a mullet.
- seraph582, on 09/03/2008, -1/+26Are you sure she didn't go look at beeeeg american teetees?
- below413, on 09/03/2008, -0/+23That's rally stupid. Cars rarely explode. The fuel tank is insulated and not usually too close to things that would make it catch fire. If anything at all a car might leak gasoline and catch fire, but it won't explode generally. There is a much much higher chance of injuring someone with a neck injury by trying to move them. It's probably better to just sit still and wait for paramedics to arrive.
- baldboy7, on 09/03/2008, -2/+24when the police arrived at the accident did Audrey pull a grenade out of her pocket and lob it over at the police cars?
- Dotcommer, on 09/03/2008, -2/+20Not now! Ahm baitin'!
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…….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, - inactive, on 09/03/2008, -5/+21Bitch better not learn the repercussions of car damage when getting her drivers license from GT4.....
- MOJIRA, on 09/03/2008, -0/+15Hey man, don't knock it. Games taught me to go for the nearest crowbar when I see headcrabs coming.
- Renegade.eit, on 09/03/2008, -0/+15Would you like some phail with that fail?
- sevvo, on 09/03/2008, -1/+16"Brought to you by Carl's Jr: '***** you! I'm eating!'"
- trentrezn0r, on 09/03/2008, -4/+19WTF, because of GTA?
1) WTF is an 11 year old playing GTA for? Where are the parents?
2) I think the 11 year old could figure out that they need to get out of the car when
A) In any Hollywood move/show the car always blows up after going over a cliff, etc.
B) The parents were probably saying "get us the eff outta here!"
C) Who the eff wants to sit in a car after it rolled over 4 times?
I call shenanigans. Video or it didn't happen. - Haoie, on 09/03/2008, -1/+16Jeep Grand Cherokee: The real world's Landstalker?
- ThunderXcat, on 09/03/2008, -1/+16So GTA has also taught her how to save money, by killing hookers after you ***** them and taking your cash back.
- ryansimbalist, on 09/03/2008, -0/+14Well actually that is not true in GTA IV. But yes, in all other games of GTA, cars do blow up when they roll over.
- cawfee, on 09/03/2008, -0/+12So we're basically fighting fire with fire.
- jroowizzle, on 09/03/2008, -1/+13Eh, I wouldve used cheats.
- flxfxp, on 09/04/2008, -0/+11The car didn't flip, the world flipped
- Huangism, on 09/03/2008, -5/+16just wait a few weeks, this kid will appear in the news for stealing cars
- billbugger, on 09/03/2008, -0/+11yup, then dialed (267)-555-0100
- V1ncent, on 09/03/2008, -3/+14She then beat a prostitute with a 2x4, stole her cash and hijacked an ambulance that came to her family's aid...
- merbot, on 09/03/2008, -0/+10They also explode in mid air when driving off a cliff at a high rate of speed so be careful.
- tmslak, on 09/03/2008, -0/+10Games taught us ALL the importance of a crowbar. I have one in every room of my house and under the passenger seat of my car.
- nepidae, on 09/03/2008, -0/+9femullet
- spyd3rweb, on 09/03/2008, -0/+9Maibatsu Thunder
- tikal2k, on 09/03/2008, -1/+10But it's got what plants crave!
- tech42er, on 09/03/2008, -3/+11Of course this story has nothing to do with GTA. BUT since the media loves to imply that GTA is the cause of so many crimes in which it's only an excuse, why can't we apply the same rules to this story?
- Inverno, on 09/04/2008, -0/+8I think that's a little unfair. A video game can't teach you to fire a gun (or at least hasn't yet), but that doesn't mean it can't teach things. There's a generation of kids out there that know how to type thanks to Mario. I'd trust someone who's logged hundreds/thousands of hours in MS FlightSim to safely land a plane before some yag-off who's never flown solo.
In the post-nuclear holocaust, when we revert to oxen and covered wagons, I will be prepaired to travel to Oregon. Fact. - jmejiaa, on 09/03/2008, -0/+8So your saying that if this kid never played GTA then she would not have had a clue that her parents were in danger?
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