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- saikhan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+60It would be better if they took the joke past the first page.
- Ascendant, on 10/12/2007, -2/+46"Fornicate with your actual genitals!"
About 15 minutes into trying Second Life for the first time, someone explained to me that you don't start out owning a *****, but if you want one, you can buy one.
I played SL for about an hour after that, trying to give it a fair chance, but in retrospect, that was the moment in time when I decided that game was just ***** up. - MiDri, on 10/12/2007, -1/+33I know what you mean, I've been drinking for about 4 hours and there is plenty of lag and I'm even known to get some packet loss when I go to the bedroom...
- dbarefoot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20So, I'm the lazy moaf who made the page. It's true that I could have made a couple of more pages. But having done a few of these sites, you're better to get in and get out quickly--always leave them wanting more, as the saying goes. It's a one-trick humour pony, and I'm not sure that if I had five pages, that there'd be five pages worth of funny.
As for the links to purchasing stuff, that's absolutely true. I made icryptex.com last year, and it got a good chunk of traffic, but all I got for that was a bandwidth bill. So, this time around I wanted to make a little money without having a ridiculously monetized (and therefore compromised) site. - sillygwailo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19Nice take on the logo. And those are some mean-lookin' pirate girls!
- YourTechSupport, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15No lag, better physics, higher framerates and level-of-detail that SL's client will never be able to match .
You also don't need to have a latency-free 3.0mbps connection to enjoy it.
Sadly, I keep trying to fly and teleport, but I guess that it's coming in an upgrade. - Ascendant, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Yeah, the only link that works is the one where they actually try to get you to buy stuff.
- speechpoet, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13Hilarious! But a little sad... there are people I know who desperately need this site.
- ianivs, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15No lag? Speak for yourself :)
- dagonweb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11So you didn't get an ass ? I sell real good ones.
- Nickoby, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10You might need to get out more!?!
- washcapsfan37, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9I was gonna sign up for this "Life" thing, but the link didn't work.
- GawtMilk, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10Wtf.. I never would have guessed that, rawM3TAL
- benijuana, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7"What's this body thing, and what do I do with the dangly bits?"
- zweben, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7In his defence, he was in a coma for the past 20 days.
- orientis, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7reminds me of that demetri martin bit..
'i want to make a 10,000 piece puzzle, when you finish it it just says GO OUTSIDE'
my shift key is broken - soogy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6That pirate has aimbot.
- ispshadow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7The funniest thing about the site is the adsense ads... it was showing ads for Second Life (of course). So I clicked them... gave the designer some change straight from the source...
- troopa, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I play this game all the time. The graphics are AMAZING.
- MrSunshine, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5...and even work.
- SirNoobius, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5ewww dude
- Junkyarddawg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Too bad there aren't any which uses their other slogan: "Your world. Sorry about that."
- nuclearpenguins, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3When does the expansion come out?
- kriskrug, on 10/12/2007, -5/+8lol... nice one db. :)
- sleepychick, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3That is just hillarious. "Go Outside: Membership is Free" I love it.
- Ravenhaft, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Yeah, have you seen the physics on the girl's boobs? Omg, it's like they're really bouncing.
- saichele, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Too bad their shirts are cafe press. I would have bought one and proudly worn it to work next Friday.
- dsn0wman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Can you see this site "in world?"
- steve693, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I want to know where he got that picture of the pirate children.
Classic. - ElementStormx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I've got more then I want anyone wanna share with me? xD
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Amoirae: a perfect customer for this service.
- Junkyarddawg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Second Life: MySpace, The Sims and Online Gaming all in one convenient package.
- atk124, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Did anyone notice the advertisements by google?
Ads by google
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Secondlife Buildings
Secondlife Construction
2nd Life
Linden Lab - thickape, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2I am currently working on getting a Fist life. AAAAUUUGHHH!
- dagonweb, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2And they still wonder why people take drugs or play Second Life.
- bluespark56, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Mind if I camp here for a while?
- WoollyMittens, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4So I don't have a life until I hang around in malls? Too bad real life has things like immigration-officers, tax-men and employers.
- green1152, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1thank you. This site might actually save my friends by making them realize how much time they're wasting playing Knight Online.
- cybercrak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1That...is...awesome.
- pauliewoll, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@WoollyMittens:
"Too bad real life has things like immigration-officers, tax-men and employers."
The tax-men are coming to SL too:
http://uk.gamespot.com/news/6162654.html?sid=6162654
And the fascists are there already:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/france/story/0,,1994882,00.html
(which also mentions in passing that the UK Independence Party [not fascists btw, just single-issue whackos] is thinking of setting up too. $DEITY preserve us.)
Things like this are the reason I'm hardly ever in SL now; just too much of real life has been imported to it because there's potentially money to be made, and it's plumbing new depths of suckiness as a direct result. - GTuritto, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Genius. I love this game. I can get out of it.
- mesoed, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I was hoping that the "find out where you actually live" section would link to Google Maps.
- whipnet, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3The hours of TV topped it for me.
* - raides, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3one of the funniest and most true things i have seen posted on digg. my friends and i always downtalked the game, now we can get a tshirt to do the same. classic.
- dansko, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0Awsome site. But its a it crazy. lol
http://www.born-shoes.org -
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