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From Wii Fit to Wii Strip?

abcnews.go.com — At-Home Stripper-Pole Maker Is Working on Wii Game

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  • jflowers45, on 04/18/2008, -4/+74I'm going to have to buy one of these for my 'girlfriend' ... yeah ...
    • techresearcher, on 04/18/2008, -42/+5Liar. Diggers dont have GFs.
    • paintpro, on 04/18/2008, -1/+50Well, if you don't have a girlfriend, then are you buying it for yourself? I would really suggest you don't because a lot of pole dancing moves would totally crush your nuts.
    • jflowers45, on 04/18/2008, -3/+16hey, who can't use a good nutcrush every once in a while
      • macweirdo42, on 04/18/2008, -0/+5A good nutcrush is very useful for distracting many of us diggers from the pain of not having a girlfriend. I mean, besides the horrible, mind-boggling pain of having your nuts crushed, it makes you realize that now, even if you had a girlfriend, you'd have absolutely no use for her, so it's all good.
    • ExRe, on 04/18/2008, -1/+12Blow up dolls don't dance.
    • sanman, on 04/18/2008, -0/+10I don't see why they'd have to make a Pole as a Wii controller. It's not like you can shake the pole.

      Why not make Wii pasties and tassles? Those you can shake.

  • DeathWish808, on 04/18/2008, -3/+8Sweet.
  • Agreb91, on 04/18/2008, -19/+2I think any guy would be this for his girlfriend.
  • bonsomme, on 04/18/2008, -13/+4Please let this be real and not just a tease.
  • loroleg, on 04/18/2008, -2/+58I can see a lot of wives getting this as a "gift" soon.
  • kgool, on 04/18/2008, -1/+36Now that is a peripheral I would buy. One of the best input devices ever. After a long night at the Gentlemen's club you can get the girls to come home and play with your Wii.
    • whitemage, on 04/18/2008, -14/+1because the wii is what you want the girls to play with
      • chedabob, on 04/18/2008, -1/+16I guess double-meanings are completely lost on you...
    • KingGorilla, on 04/18/2008, -0/+8I already have a great input device for the girls
      just kidding I have no girls :(
  • mytibt, on 04/18/2008, -0/+19i don't think the current controller strap is long enough
  • pedo, on 04/18/2008, -16/+4and i bet it will be rated E for everyone. this is awesome. 10 year olds can play stripper. thank you nintendo!
    • Gutterpunk, on 04/18/2008, -1/+25-says the guy called pedo
    • macweirdo42, on 04/18/2008, -1/+1This would normally be a cue for a Chris Hansen impression, but this post makes me feel yucky. We need the real Chris Hansen here!
    • Ouze, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3why don't you have a seat over there.
  • MothBoy, on 04/18/2008, -4/+39Soooo, let me see if I got this straight. I get some girl to dance on a poll in my house, and the idea is that I watch the TV?

    I don't get it. I've got a girl dancing on a pole in front of me. WTF do I need a Wii for?
    • son1k, on 04/18/2008, -0/+23You're missing the point. She watches the TV and plays the game, while you watch her ass.
      This game is just used to GET her to pole-dance.
      Saves you effort sweet-talking.
    • macweirdo42, on 04/18/2008, -0/+17What if she doesn't know how to pole dance? She might need pointers.
      • savantidiot, on 04/18/2008, -1/+19That would be the point of the game.
        • macweirdo42, on 04/18/2008, -0/+15That was my point.
        • savantidiot, on 04/19/2008, -1/+10Scanning this thread again just now while showing it to my gf I did a double take on your msg and was like.... 'why did I respond with that?'

          I am an idiot, plz bury me.
        • mCanada, on 04/19/2008, -0/+2Worst thread Ever.
    • antdude, on 04/18/2008, -4/+2How does one dance to a poll?
  • tehjarvis, on 04/18/2008, -1/+113I'm totally buying this for my mom.
    I mean girlfriend.

    *****.
  • evileddy60, on 04/18/2008, -1/+13My faith in humanity.... restored.
  • kenvsryu, on 04/18/2008, -4/+1Is there an octopus controller for the wii?
  • TheZorch, on 04/18/2008, -0/+8Actually I've heard that pole dancing is good exercise. :)
    • xandersmom, on 05/12/2008, -0/+0hence all the strippercise classes that are incredibly popular now...
  • Teck64, on 04/18/2008, -5/+3Like throwing a hotdog into outer space...
  • fxu1989, on 04/18/2008, -0/+6I'll be your temporary pole if you want...

    Then the "other" me and I will switch.
    • jstearns, on 04/19/2008, -1/+1Edit -- Then the "other" mii and I will switch.
  • robthom, on 04/18/2008, -12/+3Finally a reason for someone over 12 years old to buy a wii.
  • Gutterpunk, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3Hell will freeze over way before Nintendo approves of this. And if it comes out, it won't be States side...
  • rat2, on 04/18/2008, -3/+1http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=4680562& ...
  • stevebor1, on 04/18/2008, -2/+1I can picture the Flame Boy videos now - eew
  • Thorpe, on 04/18/2008, -1/+1Does it get any better!?
  • YodaJones, on 04/18/2008, -0/+10Why would women pay for this when they can get a Digger, most of them have wii poles.
  • four444, on 04/18/2008, -1/+1she looka lika alien.
  • Hastin, on 04/18/2008, -0/+5I thought everyone hated ABC news?
    • SteelFrog, on 04/18/2008, -0/+7Not when there's stripping involved.
  • emptyinside, on 04/18/2008, -0/+11"Hardcore gamers might not be interested in sexy shimmying in their living rooms, according to Enderle."

    Wow. way to generalize and perpetuate a stereotype of a predominantly male, not-laid-often, audience.... It's hard to be a hardcore gamer and keep a girlfriend...

    I for one, would be delighted to see some sexy shimmying in my living room!
  • Shaman760, on 04/18/2008, -0/+5Strip clubs are going to be inundated with freshly-turned 18 year olds with such great training.....And they think that legalizing marijuana erodes morality and prudence in this country still.....
  • davidrools, on 04/18/2008, -0/+2FTA: "If you wanted to create a stripper poll game, this would be the system you'd target."
    FINALLY I'll have a simulation to help me better understand the stripper demographic.
  • VonHugenDong, on 04/18/2008, -2/+1*****' a.
  • supernova08, on 04/18/2008, -0/+13Really Abc News?
    "Peekaboo, a company that specializes in temporary at-home stripper polls"
    I believe is "stripper POLES!!!"
    • barf314, on 04/18/2008, -1/+2No no no... they're just really curious about who strippers think while they're at home.
  • chaos7, on 04/18/2008, -1/+1this is a great idea
  • AZTriGuy, on 04/18/2008, -0/+10I'm sorry, I know I'm going to sound like a grammar nazi but I would have expected more from one of the major news organizations. Poll =/ Pole. I don't have much of a desire to "poll" strippers, but I would gladly let them swing on my "pole". At least the description of the story above spells it right, I can't believe they would have let that through there.
  • Ouze, on 04/18/2008, -1/+2Nintendo is as likely to license this as they were for the AO version of Manhunt 2. Their family friendly image is what they would consider to be their major selling point.

    Which is a shame. I'd like to have a system that really does cater to the whole family, including the underserved MILF and slutty big sister demographics.
  • TremorX, on 04/18/2008, -1/+3Finally, now I'll know what's it like to be a single mom!
  • iRelinquish, on 04/18/2008, -0/+4My friends this game is ment for fun, and lots of it! The object as far as i can see is having chicks compete to get higher scores!
  • YesImAChick, on 04/18/2008, -4/+2I hope there's a weight limit.
    • YesImAChick, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3Pretty sure FSM is going to send me to the place where the beer is stale and the strippers have VD.
  • RoboDigger, on 04/18/2008, -2/+1women who have the wii already have a vibrator, something to choke their partners, and now this. i thought this was the logical next step.
  • servay, on 04/18/2008, -2/+2O-boy, maybe next they could develop a penis shaped control to practice fellatio on and my whore training would be complete!!!!
    Extra points for t-bagging!
  • loroleg, on 04/18/2008, -2/+2Don't let FOX find out about this.
  • USCooper, on 04/18/2008, -1/+1Mii like. If only there was a wiicam...
  • Noureddin, on 04/18/2008, -6/+1Wii just sucks... plain and simple. They will make a game that literary kills people if it simply makes Nintendo money. Pitiful...sad... disappointing that such good game is put on such a failed system. Of course it makes money cause of idiots that actually like it. >.> Strange and stupid people I must say...
  • Odeon, on 04/18/2008, -0/+3Does anyone else see this as marketing ploy/free ad for the pole manufacturer? There is no way this will ever get made by Nintendo.
  • FrankTheTank17, on 04/19/2008, -0/+0I hope this game comes out, I need all the practice I can get!
  • Narcowski, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1Buried for ABC news after the "debate".
  • jarjarbinx, on 04/19/2008, -0/+0Just make sure the ectoplasm won't spread throughout the room.
  • JakeyG14, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1The sad part is a lot of guys will get withdrawal symptoms from being separated from their Wii for so long that they will undoubtedly "have" to stop looking at their girlfriend's ass and proceed to hand it to her when they beat all her high scores.
  • sabortijuana, on 04/19/2008, -0/+2So, how long until I can set up a paypal fund for nerds to buy it for me, then post the videos on youtube once I get it?
  • chamberlanderic, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1are they gonna make the white Wii heels ?
  • yaywowyay, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1cool!
  • xprojects, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1Nintendo would never allow the company to publish this game. What a waste of money, time, and effort.
  • FuLouZero, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1I usually wouldn't say anything, but this is a bad idea. I just don't like the idea of this being available to pretty much anyone, it disgusts me.
  • trestevenson, on 04/19/2008, -0/+1That's unbewii-vable.
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