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- HammerAndBoner, on 12/21/2007, -3/+604Buried for spawn camping.
- FTHamilton, on 12/21/2007, -1/+447I would never leave my ocarina in my car unattended...
- semeticstallion, on 12/21/2007, -18/+207My roommate's car got broken into multiple times and to get the ***** back, she did a similar thing but made a connect-the-dots that spelled out "Connect my foot in your ass next time." To our surprise the next day it was filled out incorrectly with a note: "Sorry, times are tough with the No Child Left Behind act for us kids." Talk about your double-dose of clever, right?
- PixelD, on 12/21/2007, -1/+161Would be better just to leave a headcrab in the car. Just remember to crack the windows.
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -6/+127ITS A TRAP!
- jer2eydevil88, on 12/21/2007, -2/+123My car got broken into many times this year and finally someone went through the trouble to steal my stereo which requires dismantling the dashboard in my car. After paying for the expensive repairs to my door and the dash the guy putting the new radio in asked if I wanted him to hot glue razor blades behind the radio so if they try again they lose some fingers. I went with the razor blades but so far no one has has come back to break in again, I guess they figure if I paid to fix all the damage I also planned to stop it from happening again.
I still hope that someday someone will try... it would make me feel better to know that the thief got what was coming to them. - inactive, on 12/21/2007, -2/+117I would steal that note to piss him off.
- Fl4sh, on 12/21/2007, -0/+108The crowbar drawn on the top is the best.
- bmystry, on 12/21/2007, -0/+104Well remember to mention that to any mechanics that might need to work on your radio in case it breaks.
- Shadic, on 12/21/2007, -1/+100So is breaking into a car.
You never ***** with a man's Ocarina. - LaserCo, on 12/21/2007, -3/+102After moving into these condo's and come springtime there were all these car breakins and thefts, we formed an evening patrol, me and my buddies sat out drinking beer, BS'ing, Listening to music, guitar, Barbequing, Cleaning fish etc. till the late hours, all parking lot crime ceased., We partied out of a garage area and our garages.
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -6/+100Or a single dose of unfunny made up ***** by you
- evilmonkey422, on 12/21/2007, -3/+97Wow i didnt know Link drove a car
- badjoke, on 12/21/2007, -1/+78You guys need more Zelda.
- drtyfrnk, on 12/21/2007, -1/+75My car has been broken into 3 times and on top of that, stolen 3 more times with my stereo being stolen 3 times as well.
You know what I do now? I use my MP3 player for a stereo and I use a ***** SCREWDRIVER to start my car. And yes, I wish I wasn't kidding. SO ***** YOU CAR JACKERS. I WISH I COULD ***** YOU UP WITH A GOD DAMN CROWBAR FREEMAN STYLE. - TGDuff, on 12/21/2007, -0/+69Clearly one of your buddies is the culprit!
- davecor, on 12/21/2007, -2/+71Assumes the criminals can read...
- thebassmaster, on 12/21/2007, -0/+69I agree, I have my ocarina equipped to my C-buttons at all times.
Damn I miss my N64... - Hoxie, on 12/21/2007, -2/+67At times like these, life seems like a really long round of Counterstrike.
- Archon810, on 12/21/2007, -0/+58Drinking beer - check,
BS - check,
music - check,
guitar - check,
bbq - check,
cleaning fish - wtf? - drouk1556, on 12/21/2007, -3/+57It's a tool for getting laid.
- gavintlgold, on 12/21/2007, -1/+53Interesting that the one that has a lowercase "i" gets more diggs....
- ieatsmurfs, on 12/21/2007, -0/+51I really like the drawing of the crow bar, it seems he put a lot of work into it.
- nuclearwasted, on 12/21/2007, -7/+56"Sincerely, ***** you" Priceless!
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -5/+53So...he's going to throw a barrel at them with a Gravity Gun?
- hamobu, on 12/21/2007, -1/+48I had my car stolen. In the old times we used to hang horse thieves. Maybe I should become a conservative.
- superal1394, on 12/21/2007, -8/+50identity theft?
- ashamedgorilla, on 12/21/2007, -1/+42"You ***** CAMPING BITCH!!!"
"Hey, It's a legitimate strategy!!!" - mrfreeziexp, on 12/21/2007, -0/+39Jeez you guys disappoint me. What's next, you don't know how to work a gravity gun?
- djvchris, on 12/21/2007, -0/+38Three times?! Time to move.
- ubergeek09, on 12/21/2007, -1/+39What is this? It's commonly known that Gordon Freeman, cannot talk/write. :)
- nealyng, on 12/21/2007, -3/+41Its where people in an online game sit by the opposing team's spawn point and just kill people as soon as they spawn. Its annoying as *****.
- seldon452, on 12/21/2007, -1/+38I would rob the car and just write back "I pulled a combine on your ass"
- jbklego, on 12/21/2007, -4/+41yes
- TheRascalKing, on 12/21/2007, -1/+37Why the hell not... Identity theft?
- yutt, on 12/21/2007, -0/+35Where the hell do posters like bangor come from? Why are you even on digg? No one gives a ***** about how many times your wayward uncle had his way with you.
- Dokument, on 12/21/2007, -27/+61I had no idea what the hell a ocarina is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocarina
- inactive, on 12/21/2007, -0/+34This guy is a genius:
http://www.gamesradar.com/us//images/mb//GamesRada ... - skywake, on 12/21/2007, -0/+34Don't be racist... its not just Mexicans that like tacos and cheap beer ;)
- Hawkeye05, on 12/21/2007, -8/+40C C C COMBO BREAKER!!!! sorry i had to, really im sorry, ill just go away now, again sorry
- antdude, on 12/21/2007, -1/+32ID Theft?
- jbklego, on 12/21/2007, -0/+31what windows?
- davecor, on 12/21/2007, -0/+30Instant justice!
- sockpuppets, on 12/21/2007, -0/+29I'd still break in just to see Gordon Freeman.
- KniteWulf, on 12/21/2007, -0/+29TARP
- stoikiometry, on 12/21/2007, -0/+29Obvious why they broke it: to stop him from going Gordon Freeman on their asses 3 days earlier.
- Urusai, on 12/21/2007, -2/+29Stealing a loaf of bread to feed your kids--understandable. Busting up a person's car for crack money--death penalty.
- allan17, on 12/21/2007, -5/+32Christ guys, no need to cut the guy's balls off for asking a question. We were all newbies at one point.
- matrix0f8h, on 12/21/2007, -0/+25Does anyone have any theories of why one would steal the registration? It seems to be common in my area too from what I hear.
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