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  • FTHamilton, on 12/21/2007, -1/+446I would never leave my ocarina in my car unattended...
    • RickyBennett, on 12/21/2007, -50/+10what is a ocarina??
    • Dokument, on 12/21/2007, -27/+61I had no idea what the hell a ocarina is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocarina
      • langzaiguy, on 12/21/2007, -6/+28Thanks. I have no idea why you all are getting burried, so thanks for the info.
        • sv650touring, on 12/21/2007, -8/+3I'm gonna go with... indignant virgins
        • drakia, on 12/21/2007, -6/+6Either because you don't play enough Zelda, or because everyone who hasn't played Zelda doesn't seem to grasp the English language. It should be "an ocarina" not "a ocarina," seriously, same mistake by 2 different people who lack Zelda. This proves video games teach English.
      • liquidjamm, on 12/21/2007, -0/+10Criminals prolly thought it was a one-hitter.
      • Nudar, on 12/21/2007, -1/+14Wow that's sad. Try playing one of the greatest video games ever.
        • Dokument, on 12/21/2007, -4/+1Which is... ?
        • stateofdreams, on 12/21/2007, -0/+7wow. you've never played Zelda? kids these days....
        • Cunninlynguist, on 12/21/2007, -2/+2where have you been the past 2 months?? Zelda is officially no longer the greatest video game of all time... try again.
        • Marcsib, on 12/21/2007, -0/+5Actually Zelda is still #1 on gamerankings, mario galaxy was pushed back down.
          • Cunninlynguist, on 12/21/2007, -1/+2Ooops, I should check the rankings daily... my bad.
    • badjoke, on 12/21/2007, -1/+78You guys need more Zelda.
    • thebassmaster, on 12/21/2007, -0/+69I agree, I have my ocarina equipped to my C-buttons at all times.

      Damn I miss my N64...
    • mrfreeziexp, on 12/21/2007, -0/+39Jeez you guys disappoint me. What's next, you don't know how to work a gravity gun?
    • bluezinc, on 12/21/2007, -1/+25Ahem, THE gravity gun. They only made one, then ***** got real.
      • golfguy2788, on 12/21/2007, -2/+1Ocarina of time bitches! hell yes.
    • golfguy2788, on 12/21/2007, -8/+1Ocarina of time bitches! hell yes.
    • stoikiometry, on 12/21/2007, -0/+29Obvious why they broke it: to stop him from going Gordon Freeman on their asses 3 days earlier.
    • llamagorama, on 12/22/2007, -0/+3I believe the term the kids use these days is 'you win an internet'
  • semeticstallion, on 12/21/2007, -18/+206My roommate's car got broken into multiple times and to get the assholes back, she did a similar thing but made a connect-the-dots that spelled out "Connect my foot in your ass next time." To our surprise the next day it was filled out incorrectly with a note: "Sorry, times are tough with the No Child Left Behind act for us kids." Talk about your double-dose of clever, right?
    • bingobongony, on 12/21/2007, -6/+100Or a single dose of unfunny made up ***** by you
      • nickbarber, on 12/21/2007, -7/+20It may have been made up, but you have to admit, that was funny.
        • mervis, on 12/21/2007, -11/+2That's not what your mom said last night!
          • lintmonkey, on 12/21/2007, -0/+12Wow, I guess times really are tough.
    • StevenJV, on 12/21/2007, -0/+3My car was broken into once, and I covered the window in duct tape. They hadn't even taken anything - golf clubs, stereo, registration, nothing was missing - just a smashed window. Few months later they broke in again - and broke another window! Rather than bust through the duct tape the asschunks decided it'd be fun to break the other window - wtf... that time they took off my CD player face plate, but left it in the car (thanks), but took my $1.10 in change, bastards.
      • s0nicfreak, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2I thought the whole point of a removable face plate was that you took it out when you got out of the car, so that it wouldn't be stolen??
  • MikeonTV, on 12/21/2007, -146/+3it's a little rude, even for speaking to criminals
    • Shadic, on 12/21/2007, -1/+99So is breaking into a car.

      You never ***** with a man's Ocarina.
    • VeryBoredNow, on 12/21/2007, -1/+2Either Mike is a 14 year old 2 foot midget with downs syndrome, or a 104 year old woman from Canada. Has to be to say some stupid sh*t like "it's a little rude" ....
  • LaserCo, on 12/21/2007, -3/+101After moving into these condo's and come springtime there were all these car breakins and thefts, we formed an evening patrol, me and my buddies sat out drinking beer, BS'ing, Listening to music, guitar, Barbequing, Cleaning fish etc. till the late hours, all parking lot crime ceased., We partied out of a garage area and our garages.
    • TGDuff, on 12/21/2007, -0/+69Clearly one of your buddies is the culprit!
    • Archon810, on 12/21/2007, -0/+58Drinking beer - check,
      BS - check,
      music - check,
      guitar - check,
      bbq - check,
      cleaning fish - wtf?
  • HammerAndBoner, on 12/21/2007, -3/+603Buried for spawn camping.
    • LaserCo, on 12/21/2007, -70/+8what is spawn camping?
      • cactus476, on 12/21/2007, -19/+7Google much?
      • mooseontheloose, on 12/21/2007, -24/+9I think it's when people like wait out overnight for the release of a new comic at that comic company Spawn or something. Hence Spawn Camping
        • l2OI3, on 12/21/2007, -5/+4I do believe I'm detecting sarcasm.
        • Th3Wiiexpert, on 12/21/2007, -20/+3Dumbass question and a dumbass response. At times like these I wish I had some popcorn. Vote for Ron Paul '08
        • Maxonlife, on 12/21/2007, -5/+9***** you all.
      • nealyng, on 12/21/2007, -3/+41Its where people in an online game sit by the opposing team's spawn point and just kill people as soon as they spawn. Its annoying as *****.
      • Dokument, on 12/21/2007, -10/+5OMFG
      • JoshuaH, on 12/21/2007, -10/+4lurk moar.
      • allan17, on 12/21/2007, -5/+31Christ guys, no need to cut the guy's balls off for asking a question. We were all newbies at one point.
        • S1ngular1ty1, on 12/21/2007, -1/+8You is NOOB or you is Pro.
        • zizzy, on 12/21/2007, -2/+9"We were all newbies at one point."
          Yes, and we were all treated this way too. Now it's our turn to make the new people feel welcome.
        • Drakoola, on 12/21/2007, -1/+4It's probably because the picture is about video games. I would think most of the people who play half life would know what spawn camping is, and especially what an ocarina is.
        • xTRUMANx, on 12/21/2007, -0/+4OMG you guys cut off his balls?!?! I will not be a part of this when you all get arrested. I'm going to 4chan, far more civilised there.
        • chedabob, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2A n00b can train, but they will still only be a trained n00b.
        • teh_techie, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1N00bs were allowed in the non-internets era. Now that you can be a genius in anything, you have no excuse.
        • Philbert, on 12/22/2007, -0/+1"I would think most of the people who play half life would know what spawn camping is"
          I've never played Half Life and I know what it is, in fact I'm not sure what HL has to do with it.
      • MixMasterK, on 12/21/2007, -2/+0you seriously couldn't look it up yourself?
    • Hoxie, on 12/21/2007, -2/+66At times like these, life seems like a really long round of Counterstrike.
    • Hawkeye05, on 12/21/2007, -4/+2but then your hand got tired and you came here.
    • ashamedgorilla, on 12/21/2007, -1/+42"You ***** CAMPING BITCH!!!"
      "Hey, It's a legitimate strategy!!!"
    • janoo1989, on 12/21/2007, -0/+9boot him from the server
    • BlueStreak69, on 12/21/2007, -3/+2I hate campers.
    • paintpro, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2Who is the admin here?! Take care of this guy
      • teh_techie, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1We are the collective admin. We take care of him. Welcome to Digg.
  • PixelD, on 12/21/2007, -1/+161Would be better just to leave a headcrab in the car. Just remember to crack the windows.
    • jbklego, on 12/21/2007, -0/+31what windows?
    • antdude, on 12/21/2007, -1/+14Lamar!!!!!!!!!
    • oneoverzero, on 12/21/2007, -0/+15They can break through glass in about 3-4 direct jumps.
    • Smwbigboss, on 12/21/2007, -0/+22It's ok, I downloaded corporate version. No WGA to crack at all.
  • Murphy52589, on 12/21/2007, -16/+2LOL PWNED
  • Dylson, on 12/21/2007, -15/+6Sincerely
    ***** You.
    • Asianwaste, on 12/21/2007, -1/+1If the crook was a total dirtbag, his response would be to break in once more and piss on the driver seat.
  • someone173406, on 12/21/2007, -6/+127ITS A TRAP!
  • terencec, on 12/21/2007, -3/+26holy *****, dont mess with freeman and the crowbar
  • Fl4sh, on 12/21/2007, -0/+108The crowbar drawn on the top is the best.
    • tetsuwan, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2Yeah, considering the car smashers probably wouldn't read something that long.
  • Hiltonizer, on 12/21/2007, -36/+9am i the only one that had to google ocarina?
    • jbklego, on 12/21/2007, -4/+40yes
    • bengringo, on 12/21/2007, -1/+18most diggers have played zelda. i wouldn't know if i had not.
    • superal1394, on 12/21/2007, -2/+3no; scroll up
    • iChainsaw, on 12/22/2007, -1/+1i had no idea what it was either. so how the ***** would a dumbass robber know what the hell it is?
  • matrix0f8h, on 12/21/2007, -0/+25Does anyone have any theories of why one would steal the registration? It seems to be common in my area too from what I hear.
    • l2OI3, on 12/21/2007, -1/+9Probably just to screw with you, just lock the glove box, hopefully that will deter them.
      • vinecrawler, on 12/21/2007, -0/+20just like locking the car deterred them
        • ChromaVita, on 12/21/2007, -0/+12The worst in when they break out the windows on my glove compartment...
    • krische, on 12/21/2007, -11/+35Identity theft?
    • superal1394, on 12/21/2007, -8/+50identity theft?
      • gavintlgold, on 12/21/2007, -1/+53Interesting that the one that has a lowercase "i" gets more diggs....
    • TheRascalKing, on 12/21/2007, -1/+37Why the hell not... Identity theft?
    • antdude, on 12/21/2007, -1/+32ID Theft?
    • Hawkeye05, on 12/21/2007, -8/+40C C C COMBO BREAKER!!!! sorry i had to, really im sorry, ill just go away now, again sorry
    • ttamshadbolt, on 12/21/2007, -8/+1they use them to steal petrol/gas...
      • nextyoyoma, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1...what?
        • 232430, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1It's true, at least in the UK. They stick your registration over theirs, fill up their cars and drive off without paying, removing the false reg later. That way, any information the station/police can get from security cameras is pretty much useless. The perfect crime, you might say.
    • bdsams, on 12/21/2007, -0/+21generally people will steal registrations and garage door openers...the reg is for your address...
    • xero9, on 12/21/2007, -2/+3I'd like to know who these people are that leave their original ownership in the car.. I always keep just a photocopy, with the original in the house. Not sure what they can do with just my name and driver's license number..
    • Archon810, on 12/21/2007, -0/+5Driver License Theft?
    • ChromaVita, on 12/21/2007, -0/+15Because they're the meanest people on earth. Seriously, what could possibly be meaner than making it so that somebody has to spend more time at the DMV?
    • Gemfinder, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2Identity theft. Also, if you're out and about and it gets stolen, they can find out where you live and ransack your house while you're out and about.
  • h4mx0r, on 12/21/2007, -5/+24I'd go duke nukem on his ass.
    Mighty Foot Engaged.
  • rmeddy, on 12/21/2007, -5/+53So...he's going to throw a barrel at them with a Gravity Gun?
    • superal1394, on 12/21/2007, -3/+14it said in the paper he was going to beat them with a crow bar
  • nuclearwasted, on 12/21/2007, -7/+56"Sincerely, ***** you" Priceless!
    • bosssmiley, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1From now on, I shall end ALL my letters in this manner. *nods sagely*
  • evilmonkey422, on 12/21/2007, -3/+97Wow i didnt know Link drove a car
    • DarkSamus, on 12/21/2007, -2/+3well it did look like a stang
    • novask, on 12/21/2007, -1/+1I dint know Link was Gordon Freeman.
    • lintmonkey, on 12/21/2007, -0/+6He's not Link -- it's a stolen Ocarina. What goes around comes around.
  • yfguitarist, on 12/21/2007, -3/+17These teens in our neighborhood had a joyride in the middle of the night and broke our cars' windshields with golf clubs. My dad called the cops and the teens were caught, but not before over 70 cars had been smashed.
    • frostieDude, on 12/21/2007, -1/+11And if they were like the teens who shot up my house, nothing happened to them.
    • HammerAndBoner, on 12/21/2007, -9/+4Your dad sounds like a party foul.
      • FishHammer, on 12/21/2007, -0/+7i hope somebody smashes your car so you can say "oh haha those kids were just having fun I don't mind paying $200 to replace my windows and belongings"
    • rolledupaces45, on 12/21/2007, -4/+1Good story
      • la7crosse11, on 12/21/2007, -0/+4I 'd dig that up if it was sarcastic, but since I can't tell...I'll just digg it down.
    • ishwarchand, on 12/21/2007, -1/+2I know its really sad, but why are you talking about it over here. random acts of rioting is different from stealing.
  • djvchris, on 12/21/2007, -0/+38Three times?! Time to move.
    • Archon810, on 12/21/2007, -0/+5why move when you can camp out with a crowbar? a lot more fun it seems.
    • spargo, on 12/21/2007, -0/+5Time to get an alarm at least.
  • ieatsmurfs, on 12/21/2007, -0/+51I really like the drawing of the crow bar, it seems he put a lot of work into it.
  • hamobu, on 12/21/2007, -1/+48I had my car stolen. In the old times we used to hang horse thieves. Maybe I should become a conservative.
    • Urusai, on 12/21/2007, -2/+29Stealing a loaf of bread to feed your kids--understandable. Busting up a person's car for crack money--death penalty.
      • hamobu, on 12/21/2007, -8/+4I think that substance addiction is a mental illness.
        • yutt, on 12/21/2007, -0/+16Right. I think everyone should be free of personal responsibility and self control.

          It's not my fault! Blame my abusive father, alcoholic mother, poor education, and bad genes!
        • hamobu, on 12/21/2007, -3/+3When you have good, successful honest people become thieves, liars and homeless bums due to drug use, there has to be a serious change in the brain chemistry.
          Things are not as simple and clear cut as you may think.
        • azbmr, on 12/21/2007, -0/+4Yes, because unproven theories are much easier that just being responsible for your actions.
          • hamobu, on 12/21/2007, -1/+1You mean the theory that everyone is acting rationally and is in total control of his actions?
        • hamobu, on 12/21/2007, -2/+4I think you people are right!
          If you are taking drugs, simply stop
          And if you are overweight, just stop eating
          And if you are paraplegic, get the ***** up and start walking! Don't lie to me! You have legs - I can see them!
          People should start taking responsibility deam it.
      • s0nicfreak, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2What if my kids like to eat busted cars?
    • Gemfinder, on 12/21/2007, -0/+5My brother used to say "A Conservative is a Liberal that got mugged." Mmmmhh...maybe not, but I can see where he was coming from...
  • aaron4, on 12/21/2007, -14/+5wow this guy only has 3 flickr and he's getting way more views than my photos ever will, and i have pretty good, but they are no "ocarinas of crime"
    • BryanJK, on 12/21/2007, -1/+2Quality > Quantity
    • Dracusis, on 12/21/2007, -2/+1Yeah, I feel sorry for... wait, who the ***** are you?

      No, don't answer that, go play in the traffic instead, your meek existence upsets me and I wish it to end violently.

      Have a Nice Day!
      • IllBeBack, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1And the sociopath goes about his busy day of killing small animals.
  • Funpolice2050, on 12/21/2007, -2/+117I would steal that note to piss him off.
    • Archon810, on 12/21/2007, -1/+12That was my note, someone stole it from me and put it on this dick's car.
      • kevyn, on 12/21/2007, -0/+12A friend of mine had his car broken into twice in the same week, so he left a note saying "dear criminals, there is nothing in this car left to steal you have already taken it all"

        they replied with another break in and a note saying "just checking"

        what a bitch.
  • davecor, on 12/21/2007, -2/+71Assumes the criminals can read...
  • jer2eydevil88, on 12/21/2007, -2/+123My car got broken into many times this year and finally someone went through the trouble to steal my stereo which requires dismantling the dashboard in my car. After paying for the expensive repairs to my door and the dash the guy putting the new radio in asked if I wanted him to hot glue razor blades behind the radio so if they try again they lose some fingers. I went with the razor blades but so far no one has has come back to break in again, I guess they figure if I paid to fix all the damage I also planned to stop it from happening again.

    I still hope that someday someone will try... it would make me feel better to know that the thief got what was coming to them.
    • bmystry, on 12/21/2007, -0/+104Well remember to mention that to any mechanics that might need to work on your radio in case it breaks.
      • KLowD9x, on 12/21/2007, -0/+22Damn right. If I slice my hand open because someone has razor blades installed behind their dash, I will walk into the waiting area and put a boot in someones ass.
    • davecor, on 12/21/2007, -0/+30Instant justice!
    • Mike89, on 12/21/2007, -0/+8I've read this before somewhere, where someone else did this, and came back to find there car with blood everywhere and all the Windows broken and seats torn up (I don't remember the exact story, it was a while ago). In the end it would've cost them less if they just had to replace the radio. I think I read it on Bash..
    • romeov, on 12/21/2007, -0/+4i wold say somehtingg clever if my fingres werent bleeeeding so badly allover my keyboard rite now.

      *****
    • MarrowMan, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1You vindictive *****.
    • timusca, on 12/21/2007, -0/+7Sadly, you would be held guilty for booby-trapping... they could sue you for hurting themselves on your property and sue you even more for making it happen on purpose. US legal system FTW!
  • kahrytan, on 12/21/2007, -20/+5Getting car broken into repeatedly: Several Hundred Dollars
    A pen: $5
    Sheet of paper: $1
    Writing a note to would-be-again criminals: Priceless.
    • jake6730, on 12/21/2007, -0/+7sheesh where do you shop where a pen and paper is 6 bucks!?
    • ttamshadbolt, on 12/21/2007, -2/+2not... funny...
    • active1x0, on 12/21/2007, -1/+2Seriously, 10 year olds are out to ruin Digg.
  • ubergeek09, on 12/21/2007, -1/+39What is this? It's commonly known that Gordon Freeman, cannot talk/write. :)
    • ttamshadbolt, on 12/21/2007, -0/+8he sure can make a grill tho...
      • stalefries, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1That's George Foreman, FYI. (Or is it Forman?)
  • captainchris, on 12/21/2007, -8/+2If they really want to piss the owner off they should steal that piece of paper. But that would be way too mean 8(
  • Mouser58907, on 12/21/2007, -0/+23where i come from after the 2nd time you camp outside with a shotgun.
  • seldon452, on 12/21/2007, -1/+38I would rob the car and just write back "I pulled a combine on your ass"
    • bentrinh, on 12/21/2007, -1/+6How is he going to see it if you took the car....?
      • Dracusis, on 12/21/2007, -0/+5Attach the note to his crowbar after taking it out of the trunk.
      • DarkSamus, on 12/21/2007, -1/+2the registration has his address
        • Archon810, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1that was already stolen the previous time.
  • schmiggyjk, on 12/21/2007, -0/+10Maybe 6 years from now you can upgrade if someone does this again, and bust out the Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator instead.
  • S1ngular1ty1, on 12/21/2007, -0/+2Maybe it is just me, but after the 2nd time I would have got a cheap wireless security camera to watch the car and catch the thief in the act.
  • bperin, on 12/21/2007, -2/+20I'm sure petty thieves know who Gordon Freeman is
    • tdous, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1Yeah. Can't be playing a video game at all, ever, with all that thievin to do.
  • kitaljevich, on 12/21/2007, -0/+34This guy is a genius:
    http://www.gamesradar.com/us//images/mb//GamesRada ...
  • J5ONFIELD, on 12/21/2007, -3/+6I feel compelled to digg this...

    Why steal my crappy stuff out of my crappy car. It seams criminals aren't very bright.
    • HammerAndBoner, on 12/21/2007, -0/+13it seams your right
    • volacide, on 12/21/2007, -1/+3I guess that makes you a criminal?
    • Mike89, on 12/21/2007, -1/+3It's easier to break into older cars than new cars (I'm thinking specifically the coathanger method). Also, older cars less likely to have alarms?
  • Indemnity, on 12/21/2007, -4/+4Dugg for awesomeness
  • J5ONFIELD, on 12/21/2007, -8/+4Actually i think i can answer this somewhat. People who break into cars do it for the exciting rush and (treasure hunt like outing). They have no sympathy for your stuff when in ninja mode.
  • anarchytv, on 12/21/2007, -13/+3Not as good as what I scratched into a prison wall... "four legs good, two legs baaaddd!" (Animal Farm / George Orwell reference, one of the revolutionary slogans the animals put up on the wall of the barn). Mr. Roboco dickwad came by with his little pad and pencil and scribbled it down while we were all sitting around the yard, to report back to the Darth Vader like Warden (she wore a long flowing black cloak). I wonder what they made of that. Also, after winning my appeal, I left a nice little note written in a hidden place in the cell but in very big letters, basically to the effect of "***** you assholes and your state property bye". After locking me in a sensory deprivation box, torturing me, wasting gobs of my time and money, and destroying my life, yeah... was appropriate...
  • Schroder, on 12/21/2007, -8/+3Wasn't this on Digg like a month or two ago?
    • paperthin0, on 12/21/2007, -4/+3Nope. I work with Tyler (the robbee). Wrote that today, he did.
  • drtyfrnk, on 12/21/2007, -1/+75My car has been broken into 3 times and on top of that, stolen 3 more times with my stereo being stolen 3 times as well.

    You know what I do now? I use my MP3 player for a stereo and I use a ***** SCREWDRIVER to start my car. And yes, I wish I wasn't kidding. SO ***** YOU CAR JACKERS. I WISH I COULD ***** YOU UP WITH A GOD DAMN CROWBAR FREEMAN STYLE.
  • sevenalive, on 12/21/2007, -1/+7That sucks ass, the other day someone hit my car door and didnt leave a note. The dent is pretty damn big and window won't roll down. I found the car that did it, the damage of the car correlates to the damage on mine. So what am i gonna do? Pour deisel in the gas tank, that outta ***** up the engine good. I can't repair that door, i hardly have money myself!
    • KLowD9x, on 12/21/2007, -0/+4hahaha, diesel in a gas tank! No! That won't do anything but make the car stall. After they flush the tank and lines, it will be fine. Hell, it will probably be better than before since everything is nice and oily now.

      Report it to the police, and if that doesn't get anything done....knock a hole in their oil pan with a punch, quickly put some dum dum over it (I don't know what the technical term is, but it has the consistency of tar) so when they start driving, it falls off and they lose their oil.

      That will do some damage.
      • sat0shi, on 12/21/2007, -2/+3Actually diesel fuel in a gasoline engine can severely damage the engine provided they can't figure out something is wrong and keep trying to go. However, when the car will hardly go I think they will figure it out.
        • ungamedplayer, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1It was smooth like 1985.
          He put a dint in the car , and away he did drive.
          Hunt that mofo down like a pig
          and talk about that ***** on digg.

          But thats not all no way,
          you save your revenge for another day
          They might think you are crazy, think you're a crank
          but you'll be laughing when you put sugar in his petrol tank.

          Oh.. its a caramelized world.....

      • Mike89, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1Yeah, some guy at work put diesel in our unleaded machine (not a car.. like a petrol golf cart, I suppose, except probably twice the power) and the engine seized. Then again, the way those things work is when you have the peddle down, the starter is either clicking over or the engine is running.

        Alternatively, you could get a tin of paint and pour it gracefull over his roof and windscreen. Smear it over his doors. Car paint job = ***** expensive.
    • gavintlgold, on 12/21/2007, -0/+3Stack up some explosive barrels and then shoot a couple of shots until they start burning. Wait for the pretty explosion. Or a few shots with the RPG should take it down.
    • LordofChaosIori, on 12/21/2007, -0/+3Dude I'm sorry, I'm 18, I just got my car a month ago, and if I reported it to insurance the rate would go up an insane amount.
      • Nudar, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1uhh? You're not the OP.
        • LacY, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1Doesn't matter, his still will probably go up. And if it's parked in a private lot, the cops will doubtfully do anything, so there won't be anyone "at fault."
        • s0nicfreak, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1It's the guy that hit him.
    • psykiv, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1Break into his car. Run a nice thick wire from the ignition and ground it next to his gas tank. Wait for him to try to turn on his car. Problem solved.

      edit: For bonus, use a relay to connect it straight to the battery. That way you dont have to worry about any pesky fuses to ruin your plan.
      • KLowD9x, on 12/21/2007, -0/+1Or, you wouldn't even have to break into his car.

        Take a large gauge wire from the starter motor side of the starter relay (usually quite easy to get to from under a car) and run that wire to the tank. But the problem with that is, most tanks on most new cars are plastic and that would do anything. Fuel filters tend to be metal, so that could be something to look for.
    • sevenalive, on 12/23/2007, -0/+1Great idea's guys, my friend gave me an idea i been day-dreaming of doing ever since i heard it. Get string or fuse wire. Run a line into the gas tank. Run it long, light it on fire. lol the car will explode! I saw videos of it on youtube, the explosion is huge, i would catch a tree and nearby parked cars on fire.
  • bingobongony, on 12/21/2007, -15/+1What a clver way to Spam DIGG. post something to Flikr, then underneath the pic link to your crappy spam.
  • harrisbradley, on 12/21/2007, -8/+14That was an ocarina of crime
  • SgtMarvin, on 12/21/2007, -5/+1That's pretty damn funny.

    'We've got hostiles!'
  • jake6730, on 12/21/2007, -8/+2Hilarius, but how is this gaming industry news?
  • DollofWar, on 12/21/2007, -7/+2LOL. That was funny.
  • screwfanboys1, on 12/21/2007, -22/+1I have street fighter II for my cell and i love it
  • eanbowman, on 12/21/2007, -1/+1I hope the criminals are dumb enough to try to sign the registration over to themselves.

    Otherwise I guess they can be trying to use it to copy your signature for identity theft. Watch your mailbox. -_-;
  • skews13, on 12/21/2007, -3/+1dude.don't ***** with my ocarina,or i'll sick rufus dog on your ass
  • cpuenvy, on 12/21/2007, -1/+2This classic has been floating around for some time now. Still one of my favorites.
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