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- freakydingo, on 10/12/2007, -4/+202Wow, he has an awesome nerd voice.
- retsel, on 10/12/2007, -7/+129i never thought people this uber nerdy actually existed in real life, i thought he was putting that voice on for a second, i guess if he was here he'd say "heeel nooo"
- Rayza, on 10/12/2007, -5/+103Yessshhhhhh... *spittle*
- artofwar420, on 10/12/2007, -51/+10More like Coked Out nerd.
- AdvancedSoul, on 10/12/2007, -10/+100Dont do drugs kids. mmmmmk
- sobriquet, on 10/12/2007, -5/+86Phew, thank god. For a second I thought it was going to be that video those girls took of me while I was waiting in line. I know it was for something cruel.
- colto, on 10/12/2007, -6/+141"HELLLLLLLLL NAAW."
"Sleep is for babies."
"I got hopped up on my grape soda so that's what has been keeping me up for 5 days."
"At least 400, at least!"
Someone really just needs to get some sleep :) - hoppdawg, on 10/12/2007, -2/+243I'm going to go out on a limb and says he's the last branch of his family tree.
- dracula7, on 10/12/2007, -4/+41I felt bad that he was so enthusiastic for Red Steel. So was I, but-too much hype for its own good.
- zybch, on 10/12/2007, -5/+75When waiting in these stupid lines, how do the people pee and poop?
Do they have buckets and stuff? - bradford, on 10/12/2007, -1/+76"i never thought people this uber nerdy actually existed in real life"
Assembled from parts of lesser nerds. =) - jeffness, on 10/12/2007, -45/+9this man is not coked out or a druggie. making fun of the mentally ill isn't moral.
- WorldGroove, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18@zybch
You hold it... and eat very, very lightly. Some people can do it, some can't.
I've gone 4 days on crackers & trail-mix & one bottled-water every 2 days...no bathroon... 'cuz when visiting family(3rd-world-country) I won't see a "western-standard" clean bathroom until I get to a tourist area in the "rich" part of town. I definitely don't feel good enough to play a game of DDR or anything, but I won't die. - W00DR0W, on 10/12/2007, -31/+11Sometimes I can't tell if person is a nerd and I should be disgusted at them; or if they're retarded and I should pity them. Which I guess makes the latter pitiful as well.
- gxcdesign, on 10/12/2007, -2/+76Lol there goes your typical Digg user
- EAMUS1CATULI, on 10/12/2007, -34/+1This guy is a ***** retard.
- trylleklovn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18I love how after he has answered the first question you can sense the journalist going.. WTF!?
- thecrystalship, on 10/12/2007, -8/+21@W00DR0W
"Sometimes I can't tell if person is a nerd and I should be disgusted at them; or if they're retarded and I should pity them. Which I guess makes the latter pitiful as well."
It is obvious that we should pity you, moron/retard. You meant former, not latter. - nerdofnerds, on 10/12/2007, -5/+19"Hey look everyone! Its George Lucas! And he's handing out magic the gathering cards!!"
**steals this guys spot in line** - kloo, on 10/12/2007, -10/+3He's got nothing on Adam's nerd voice, from Mythbusters.
- yournamehere, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2W00DR0W is an ass hat. He's made some other choice comments on digg.
- zaid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21He said hes "...hopped up on Demerol and grape soda"...listen again. That explains a lot.
- W00DR0W, on 10/12/2007, -16/+2@thecrystalship
See, only a nerd would correct me over stupid ***** like that. - Soniti, on 10/12/2007, -7/+6There is so much new nerd vocab in this clip...
New games to watch out for:
The Legend of Sccchhelllda: Twilight Prinsccchheesss (The game in which you take up, and schwwing the Mascchter schhoord)
Red Shhhhtteeel (you get to schooot a piscchtol, and scchwwing another schoooord)
Shhhuupper Monkey ball
The Schhaadness
Wii schhpportschh (Where you have to perfect ur gold schhttroke)
Move over Bawls, we have Demerol and Grape schoda (now with caffeine)
~Soniti - mrFREEZE, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3"I got hopped up on my grape soda so that's what has been keeping me up for 5 days."
He actually said he's hopped up on demerol and grape soda. - ptaylor, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Wow. I can just see the big "L" on his forehead! Where does this guy work at? How did he pass that interview?
- hyperden, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1With out characters like this guy, the world would be one boring place. A his comment about the sony console was "Hell Right!" :)
- robin23hof, on 10/12/2007, -37/+5I hear he's good at Halo 2 because he beats it ALL the time! Yeaaa nod your head.
- paulmyers00, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17He claims to 'win' at it all the time...
Either way, this guy is hilarious... - CLIFFosakaJAPAN, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Just found my #1 Favorite Digg Story
- ted510, on 01/02/2008, -0/+1me too~!
- paulmyers00, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17He claims to 'win' at it all the time...
- steger, on 10/12/2007, -10/+154I can smell him from here.
- crawf061, on 10/12/2007, -4/+71he's been up 5 days.... for. no. reason.
this is kid rocks! - borninda818, on 10/12/2007, -39/+3wonder when the last time he jacked off was?
- Jaryd2006, on 10/12/2007, -22/+5SOMEONE obviously likes to think about people jacking off, Not gonna mention any names though.....*cough*
- eUnSung, on 10/12/2007, -27/+7He's Asian. Believe it or not, Asian people don't really get BO. I live here in Korea, and people have never heard of deodorant, but they never smell, even in summer.
- Scruffydan, on 10/17/2007, -4/+73"He's Asian. Believe it or not, Asian people don't really get BO. I live here in Korea, and people have never heard of deodorant, but they never smell, even in summer."
When everyone stinks, no one stinks. - superbonbon, on 10/12/2007, -2/+34"He's Asian. Believe it or not, Asian people don't really get BO. I live here in Korea, and people have never heard of deodorant, but they never smell, even in summer."
Something I noticed as well. None of my Korean friends ever smell bad. Their houses on the other hand... - PaulRay, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31Scruffydan said: "He's Asian. Believe it or not, Asian people don't really get BO. I live here in Korea, and people have never heard of deodorant, but they never smell, even in summer."
Dude, I live in Singapore (The "clean" SE Asian Country) and I beg to differ. A ride home after work on the trains here will blow that theory right out. Everyone with their arms up, holding the grab handles. It's like an adventure in Scent-surround! - kenahoo, on 10/12/2007, -19/+2In Soviet Korea, BO stink YOU!
- CLIFFosakaJAPAN, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Are you kidding? When I live in Korea, all I could smell was Garlic!!! "Get me the hello outta here", was all I heard from my buddies from the U.S.
- bitcloud, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3yeah i'm with ya craw...
i reckon that guy ***** rocks!
nerd?? Heeelll naw!
- crawf061, on 10/12/2007, -4/+71he's been up 5 days.... for. no. reason.
- corevette, on 10/12/2007, -2/+68i thought he was actually quite funny, i wish i was his friend. now i want to spend my lifeless life looking for more videos of him.
- jacobo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+197He is the nintendo 64 kid, 32 years later
- subxero37, on 10/12/2007, -21/+6He has the same disorder that that one dude has. Y'know, Jack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_%28film%29 - noseeme, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21@subxero3
YEAH, he definitely has the exact same fictional disease as that Jack guy. - jeffness, on 10/12/2007, -23/+5no, this gentleman is just mildly retarded. he can still reason and respond to questions, but is more of a child than an adult.
My family ran and lived in an Adult Foster Care Home, so I'm pretty familiar with various forms of mental retardation.
He was either born with it, or more likely, had a closed head injury that caused him to revert to some child-like behaviors. interesting guy though, funny. would have been great having him as a resident.
- subxero37, on 10/12/2007, -21/+6He has the same disorder that that one dude has. Y'know, Jack.
- jaynedoe, on 10/12/2007, -7/+24what a hottie....HELLL NOOO
- JHawk24821, on 10/12/2007, -4/+17What, the smell of 5-day-old BO does not do it for you? ;)
- Pinkshisno, on 10/12/2007, -0/+49You know, he is probably not all that bad when he actually gets sleep.
- xcrypt, on 10/12/2007, -1/+141gamers dont sleep. they play all night.
- samgab, on 10/12/2007, -4/+84Yeah man, Schleep is for babysh.
- shinynew, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@Pinkshisno
HEEEILLLL NO! - Broccoli, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Yah i cant imagin what i would be like after 5 days of no sleep. 10 bucks he is actually really smart.
- gl00pp, on 10/12/2007, -3/+68that guys cool. cmon, if you cant get along with that guy you are probably an *****
- dstown, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29yeah...he's cool until he goes on his grape soda rages after losing from a 7 hour stint because his wii nunchucks broke, while saving the princess.
- samgab, on 10/12/2007, -1/+62HeeeeeeeeL Noo!
This is the guy off the Southpark WOW ep!- portis, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Yeah, I was thinking of Cartman when I saw him and the way he was so enthusiastic about the Wii.
- ArcticCelt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I was more thinking of the Simpsons comic book guy.
- NikoKun, on 10/12/2007, -7/+8wow... just... wow... I didn't know anyone in this world could be so... XD wow...
hmmm, no midnight launch for Wii? O_o then what the hell was I playing a week ago sunday morning at 2am?- gamerscalling, on 10/12/2007, -6/+5Don't know about you, but I must have been playing my imagination. But damn that fake Zelda felt so real...
- Gizza, on 10/12/2007, -2/+53So much for his 2 friends behind him. They were laughing their asses off.
- UrlorJkron, on 10/12/2007, -1/+87If one of my friends was saying stuff like that in an interview I'd be laughing my ass off too.
- moock1337, on 10/12/2007, -1/+41damn i wish i could stay up for 5 days and look that good
- thejitters, on 10/12/2007, -3/+9Hahaha...wow. 5 days with no sleep?! Talk about overkill. Love the nerd lisp. What a nut. (Awesome that he's getting the Wii and is also correct about waiting for the PS3.)
- cyclonesworld, on 10/12/2007, -0/+43Were you also in line for the PS3?
HELL NO
Is the PS3 worth 600 bux?
HELLLL NAWWW - Kypt, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12I thought he was funny but he has some issues (besides the no sleeping one which we've all gone thru :P). Anyone noticed the marks on his left arm?
- egotripping, on 10/12/2007, -0/+44Those are the marks of a true gamer.
- samgab, on 10/12/2007, -8/+3"he has some issues"
Yes, he does. In much the same way as Cleo mag has "some" issues... - Stonedonkey, on 10/12/2007, -11/+5Looked like tatoos to me.
I have a question too: Is "GTtv" the new name of "G4tv"?
And can they tone down the background "gamer" music? - Wugie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8They look like tattoos to me also. Someone mentioned track marks but they are far to even for that.
- CDHarrisUSF, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6@Stonedonkey
The GT stands for GameTrailers.
http://www.gametrailers.com - izzyb412, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4No, it GTtv stands for Gametrailerstv, like the websites gametrailers.com.
- Waterispoison, on 10/12/2007, -0/+27I wonder if he is a digg user...
- pidge, on 10/12/2007, -20/+2Makes me glad I didn't waste days or hours in line to buy a console. I just walked into a a Best Buy a few days later and they had a PS3 in stock :D Scary to think that the person I might be playing online someday could be someone like that dork waiting in line for Wii.
- zouden, on 10/12/2007, -2/+42What's the worst thing about buying a PS3 from Best Buy?
You end up with a PS3. - DangerMouse9, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0@zouden
you mean it isn't that you just shopped at Best Buy?
- zouden, on 10/12/2007, -2/+42What's the worst thing about buying a PS3 from Best Buy?
- RatTrap, on 10/12/2007, -10/+1Its people like him that give people like me a bad rap : /
- n10sityr, on 10/12/2007, -13/+5Do you like girls?
HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. They SHHHHHHUUUCK - weslobombs, on 10/12/2007, -23/+3yeah seriously this dude is a straight up junkie. he has track marks...
but what is with this ***** REPORTER asking those inflamatory questions trying to downlplay the wii and make the ps3 look sweet.
oh wow 8 online games at launch! sweet bro, like xbox hasnt done that for years...
who cares if the online capabilities arent available yet?
THERE ARENT ANY GOOD GAMES FOR PS3 AVAILABLE YET! who gives a ***** if they are online? - Wugie, on 10/12/2007, -1/+41I like how he doesn't look at the camera for 80% of the video
- docg, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20Demerol and grape soda and 5 days no sleep!!!! ... he's even got the lisp and track marks on his arms to prove he's not joking! "Uh, what advice would you give other people about coming out here?" "I don't care, man." hahaha great interview. I'm still laughing. I'm gonna watch it again! Grape soda!!!
- superbonbon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I thought he was talking with his eyes closed. I have a co-worker that does that, it's so odd. She'll face you while talking, but close her eyes.
- spiff142, on 10/12/2007, -0/+48Did he say hopped up on demerol and grape soda?
- Wugie, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Thats what I sounded like to me too, but demerol doesn't keep you up...
- safetyseal, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12yes he did say Demerol..however perhaps he meant drexedrine. Either way this hombre is was cracked out gamer.
- soogy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12"Either way this hombre is was cracked out gamer."
Put down the grape soda...
- braydonf, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15this guy is awesome!!!!!!
- Ace02, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Grape soda must have loads of caffeine in it.
- burtonbe, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2I don't think so. It must be the lead paint in his mom's basement. Maybe some found its way into his soda?
:-)
- burtonbe, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2I don't think so. It must be the lead paint in his mom's basement. Maybe some found its way into his soda?
- noseeme, on 10/12/2007, -20/+4He appears to be past the dick sucking for money phase.
- pwner, on 10/12/2007, -14/+0No, I think he's trapped in the dick sucking phase.
- JonForTheWin, on 10/12/2007, -4/+10"Holy ***** mom look at YouTube it's real-dad!"
- kevinhemorrhage, on 10/12/2007, -12/+2He sounds kinda like Carlos Mencia when he does his dee dee dee voice. Love it, this guy is my new god.
- elscorcho83, on 10/12/2007, -23/+4how can people be so lame? it leaves me with one thing to say: NERDS. NEEEEEEERDS. NEEEEEEEEEEEERDS.
*chanting*
NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS. NERDS.
i cannot wait for this to be below the viewing threshold. HA. - wingnut21, on 10/12/2007, -0/+44I _have_ to see a video of this guy play wii sports with his "friends."
- jeffness, on 10/12/2007, -16/+8this is mental illness, not just super-nerdom.
hes a mentally ill super nerd.- raabco, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Little quick on the judgment there, aren't we?
Methinks if you were up for 5 days straight on scrips and soda you might seem mentally retarded to the rest of the world as well. - jeffness, on 10/12/2007, -8/+3all 3 of my comments about this mans mental illness have been dugg down.
this has been the saddest display of group-think i think i've ever seen. I post explaining that this guy is not just a game nerd, but he's mentally ill as well and he shouldn't be laughed at, called a druggie, and i get downmodded?
im trying to point it out because some of the comments here lack class, yet they are modded up and I'm modded down, because some of you people think I'm defaming him?
let me re-iterate though that just because someone's mentally ill doesn't mean they should be pittied or looked down upon. there's just no reason to insult them while you're at it.
the guy above me says i shouldn't "judge" him. this is not a judgement. mental illness is not "judging". It just is.
Digg is filled with non-thinkers. I can't believe this mod system sometimes. it's a pile of rubbish. - DangerMouse9, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3So is he mentally ill because he's been waiting in line for days for a video game system, or are you thinking he's mentally ill because of how he is acting which could be due to lack of sleep?
- mrFREEZE, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1jeffness : "this has been the saddest display of group-think..."
jeffness: Look whut ah learned in ca-ludge! Grewp-thank! I know whut grewp-thank means!
- raabco, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Little quick on the judgment there, aren't we?
- johnypcguru, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14hmm, actually seems like a pretty cool guy. gives me a better impression then that left by some of the commenters' here.
- krishenn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I agree with you. He just seems like a "i'm like this and not hurting anybody, so what" kind of person. Which is cool. Of course, he really doesn't seem "normal" by "normal" standards! :-)
- Gamblor24, on 10/12/2007, -42/+4Wow I'm sick and tired of ***** like jaysi ripping off other people diggs.
http://digg.com/videos_gaming/Video_Hilarious_Nintendo_Superfan
Posted 5 days ago. Try to find your own diggs you unoriginal bastard.- Shorties, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22What was your reason for posting it to digg?
Was it selfish and you wanted the glory of posting a story to the front page?
Or was it that you wanted everyone to join in the hilarity?
The video is on the front page, everyone loves it, you should be happy and joining in the fun not wining about how yours didn't make it to the front page. - electronaught, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20may the best title win!
- Tredici, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Can someone explain to me what's so good about submitting a story which is dugg well. Are you rewarded or something? Is it worth getting so worked up about it? =/
- Shorties, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22What was your reason for posting it to digg?
- jull1234, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Yep. That was pretty good.
- NanoStuff, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Ok. This guy is awesome.
- PhrosTT, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21Dude, 5 days without sleep is damn near impossible. You'd be so braindead if you actually made it that far (kinda like this guy). Unless he's a legit imsomniac there's no way. Any Caffeine, drugs, etc. would cause him to crash so hard when they wore off.
- joeydoo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2So..... you DON'T crash.
- rhettnyedotorg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2he said something about drugs. i'm going to have to watch it again, it's in the first couple mins he mentions how he stayed up and it was drugs.
- modiggs1976, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24Sleep is for babies=the new All Your Base
- OpenFuture, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3This guy is absolutely hilarious and far surpasses the title of uber nerd, I wonder if his mom got mad at him for staying up 5 days?
- Murphy71984, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1Ok, I'll say it.... He needs a Hot-comb!
- eljaysun, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1Holy *****, I can hardly stand this nerd for four minutes. I'm surprised the kid behind him is still laughing at him and hasn't tried to strangle the guy yet.
- hongy_r, on 10/12/2007, -12/+2that is the biggest loser ive ever seen.
- dstown, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12This guy made my day…he is now a legend.
- ajaxfontura, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28My first thought is wow, this guy's reaalllly out there.
My second thought is where does he live? I kinda want to hang out with him. Those guys behind him know what's up. This guy's on a whole other level. - qwertywatcher, on 10/12/2007, -0/+32he seems like a great guy.. Man i would be his buddy.. why not a guy that just plays video games all the time and means no harm to anyone.. thats great
- picaro, on 10/12/2007, -0/+47He is like the nerd Gandhi.
- boxc, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3any advice: do what you want!
- Ogopogo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I'd vote for him.. I like that Libertarian "do what thou will" philosophy.
- VanceXT, on 10/17/2007, -0/+56Happy, devoted, and outgoing -- he's the american ideal. Nix to all you naysayers. 5 days with no sleep is more hardcore than most of our special forces can manage. He knows what he wants and he's going that extra 110% to live that dream. Nothing can stop his indomitable spirit, not sleeplessness, not stinkiness, not DSlesness, and not crazy reporters, from grabbing that gold medal at the end of his race. His trial for a wii is an epic endeavor -- a true testament to the capacity of the human will to triumph over adversity.
Regardless of what the rest say about you, dishevelled wii guy, I salute you!- kevinmotel, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22what, do you write for budweisers or something
- samgab, on 10/12/2007, -1/+26Here's to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
The ones who don't sleep for 5 nights and days straight.
They're not fond of rules, girls, or sleep;
And they have no respect for the status quo or the PS3.
You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, laugh at them,
disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing that you can't do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They invent. They imagine. They heal.
They explore. They create. They inspire.
They push the human race forward.
They wait in lines for Wiis for hours upon hours.
Maybe they have to be crazy.
How else can you stare at a Zelda game and see a work of art?
Or sit in silence and hear a song that's never been written?
Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?
We make Wiis for these kinds of people.
While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see dollars.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think that they can
change the world, are the ones who do.
- SpiderOne, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1Awsome, hilarious
I didn't even have to wait for my Wii, picked it up when EB opened at 11am, lol. - Lumiras, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11Yikes........very scary
The guys laughing uncontrollably in the background are the best part of the video, though - samgab, on 10/12/2007, -11/+6Hmm, this guy has a FEVER! And the only prescription...
is more cowbell. - lokai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11I will make it a point to not mix Demerol and grape soda. Ever. Unless I want to stay up for five days.
- abrasion, on 10/12/2007, -11/+5I hate to be all mature and stuff but that poor guy is clearly mentally challenged.
- thearchitects, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12That guy was my hero. I love him.
I want a t-shirt with that guy on it. -
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