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- DickyT83, on 11/27/2008, -10/+108That ad's gayer than a bag of dicks.
- mysn239, on 11/28/2008, -1/+49Is this the same guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPPJgF1j7hY - Pharoid, on 11/28/2008, -0/+30From the ad:
"Millipede is a fantastic new video adventure fantasy...
Armed only with a bow and arrows, the player must shoot through a forest of colossal mushrooms to hit the advancing Millipede."
All of these years and I had no idea that shooty thing was supposed to be an archer. I also think calling an arcade shooter an "adventure fantasy" is really pushing things, even for 80s marketing. - spiffyfitz, on 11/28/2008, -0/+27It's like every ad in the 80's had to feature white people being amazed or confused.
- replaysMike, on 11/28/2008, -0/+22If only all advertisements came with a few paragraphs explaining why their product is fun.
- dOOBiEx213, on 11/28/2008, -0/+20I guess that answers how a "bag of dicks" looks.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Louis-CK-Bag-of-Dic ... - MrDoug, on 11/28/2008, -2/+20No fair. My Mom always stood there with her arms crossed telling me to "hurry up"...
...and girls don't play video games. - inactive, on 11/28/2008, -0/+17Dugg for ENORMOUS dildos, on live t.v.
- DigSomeMore, on 11/27/2008, -1/+18More magic mushrooms?
- inactive, on 11/28/2008, -1/+17I call *****. In reality, the guy would be playing the game while the woman was carrying the groceries.
- kelmaster1, on 11/28/2008, -1/+16That's cool and all but.. how the ***** did you find that video?
- inactive, on 11/28/2008, -0/+12box 'o cox
- sfhock, on 11/28/2008, -0/+10I liked the way it bounced jauntily up and down as it was being carried out...
- Orbity, on 11/28/2008, -1/+10Dugg for arcade games.
- whiteninja, on 11/28/2008, -0/+9Oh, Don Osborne, you marketing genius.
- damntourists, on 11/28/2008, -1/+10the snosberries taste like snosberries!
- LeviTheSmith, on 11/28/2008, -1/+8why man have bag of dildos
????????????????????? - inactive, on 11/28/2008, -0/+5It looks like drug dealers are having a lot more fun in their lives than I am in mine...
- nickert0n, on 11/28/2008, -4/+9What an assortment of butt plugs.
- inactive, on 11/28/2008, -0/+5Now that's something you don't hear every day.
- DanPlainview, on 11/28/2008, -0/+5But what do you imagine when you hear the words "bag of dicks?" What does a "bag of dicks" look like?
- inactive, on 11/28/2008, -0/+5"Dad, I want Millipede for Christmas!"
"What about a bag of dildos? They're amazing!"
"No." - feanix, on 11/28/2008, -1/+6See that bag that guy's holdin'? That's a bag of dicks. ANGRY dicks.
- osko2052, on 11/28/2008, -0/+4Gotta love that Toni Tennille haircut on the mom.
- MrRuslan, on 11/28/2008, -0/+4That was funny, thank you!
- JBSchweitzer, on 05/29/2009, -0/+4PANTS TOO HIGH. MUST LOWER
- pbol01, on 11/28/2008, -0/+4LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Morreti, on 11/28/2008, -0/+4That guy is tripping his balls off.
- graemee, on 11/28/2008, -0/+4Dad's on a bad trip. Talk him down.
- inkubusfan, on 11/28/2008, -0/+4That millipede looks super excited to eat the purple shrooms in the bag.
- Louay, on 11/28/2008, -0/+3mooooomm...dad just walked in with penises in his hand...
- Coffeedemon, on 11/28/2008, -0/+3Well, with only about 50 total pixels on screen at once we had to use our imaginations back in the day.
- christoast, on 11/28/2008, -0/+3wtf
- inactive, on 11/28/2008, -2/+5news career = over
- DragonForce4, on 11/29/2008, -0/+3what
- damnitdaniel, on 11/28/2008, -1/+4http://digg.com/comedy/This_is_Considered_Evidence
- BrokenVisage, on 11/28/2008, -0/+3So that's how the dad from Malcolm in the Middle got his big break.
- tubbsthezombie, on 11/28/2008, -0/+3He must have been talking to these people:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/845032722 ... - xkorbin, on 11/28/2008, -0/+3Those were groceries?
- jitterbits, on 11/29/2008, -0/+3Yes to that!
I also liked how the reporter had no idea a giant dildo went past him and turned around after it was already gone. Perfect timing. - Mawds, on 11/28/2008, -1/+4Not true, my Mum used to play on my Spectrum 48K when I went to bed. When I replaced my Amiga500 with a 1200, I gave it to her and she would play Galaga on it all the time. Then later on she got herself a Playstation and would play all sorts of games. She then upgraded to a PS2 and all was going fine until she had a stroke which ***** it all up.
When growing up, being able to share a hobby with a parent is an amazing thing. - onimusha115, on 11/28/2008, -0/+3here susie take a blue one.
- footfwd, on 11/28/2008, -0/+3While dad is shopping for a bag of dicks...
- apetrie, on 11/28/2008, -2/+5Take your inaccurate, annoying as ***** stereotype and shove it right up your ass.
- AmazingSteve, on 11/29/2008, -0/+2I feel funny now.
- tubbsthezombie, on 11/28/2008, -0/+2Kevin Rose approves, but only if she kicked him in the nuts first.
- Louay, on 11/28/2008, -0/+2i took viagra and then this happened...
- ryleyleckie, on 11/28/2008, -0/+2"send the coupon for more information"
- skinturtle, on 11/28/2008, -0/+2I would say not only did they make a cocaine bust...but they must have also found 40 lbs of crack (or at least a very large one) by the size that dildo.
- CaviMike, on 11/28/2008, -0/+2So THAT'S where that saying came from.
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