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- CoD4, on 05/11/2009, -4/+79Once i picked up my gf from work and her co-worker (i'd like to bang) came along.
We were talking about what we were gonna do that night, and my gf out of nowhere says "Oh, we're probably not gonna go anywhere, he's just gonna go home and play video games" and then they both had like a little laugh about it.
I literally had to look away and pretend like i didn't hear it and turn up the radio.
I'm gonna get that bitch some day! - guinpen, on 05/11/2009, -0/+62you should have said "oh and she's probably just going to rub her ***** and try to stare at her ass and eat chocolate ice cream and bitch about her coworkers like she does this time every month so i think i'm just gonna play some video games"
- SilentJay74, on 05/11/2009, -1/+63Hate to admit it, but yes, I have been pwned by a smartass 12 year old. My name is Jay and I'm a gamer.
- Spamcan, on 05/11/2009, -0/+55Why would someone be embarrassed to use an outdated system in public? I use my GBA SP in public because I keep it in my car. I use my Virtual Boy modified with a head strap in public because it looks cool.
Don't judge me. - Marcinn, on 05/11/2009, -3/+56I have a bad experience with when your Parent Walks in When There's Something Inappropriate Happening In-game.
It Reminds me of the time when i was watching an episode of South park.It was the episode when Mr/s. Garrison has sex with that Atheist. (Which is a pretty wack scene even by South park standards).
Anyways... Just at that scene my mum walks in, wanting to introduce some friend of hers to me.. just when the sex scene begins.Basically, They watch about 5-6 seconds worth gasping in horror while i jump out out of my bed covers and turn it off.
By the time i had jumped of my bed and turned it off it was too late. There was this awkward silence that felt like forever which was probably only a few seconds. Once i turned it off, i turned to my mum with her mouth wide open, she immediately ushered her friend out of my room and the conversation that followed, i can only imagine...
The explanation talk was pretty awkward too...
It ***** sucks when your mum doesn't knock on your door to come in and just barges in. -_-
The Moral of the story?
Whenever i watch stuff on my comp that i know has some dodgy sex scenes etc. I always sit infront of the comp and watch rather then on the bed.. - holzp, on 05/11/2009, -0/+50I invited a girl over once and left my "master sword" out, it wasn't accidental.
- bixby1, on 05/11/2009, -1/+50Any video game outfit I wear reveals too much junk. It's my cross to bear.
- Sozin, on 05/11/2009, -0/+49Why is your mom introducing friends to you while you're in bed?
- guinpen, on 05/11/2009, -1/+48just pretend you're talking about something really important. "i don't give a ***** where they think the market's going, i told you to put a quarter of my shares in all stocks i faxed you this morning, and ***** double it"
- noahgelman, on 05/11/2009, -0/+47My friend is a girl and she has a Wii and she likes horses so I was like "I'll get her Pet Horses 2" for the Wii. She's not a hardcore gamer so it was alright. I went to Best Buy and picked up the plastic picture of the game and went to the register so they can exchange it for the actual game. They couldn't find it. They checked the computers and it said it was in stock and they just couldnt find it. They had like 4 people looking for it in the big game cabinet near the register. They were yelling out to other employees "Where's the pony game?" and all the while I'm standing at the register (I'm 6'1'', 250 pounds) and I'm just embarrassed as hell. Im a big ass guy buying a pony game and they're being super loud about it. The lady behind me gave me that awkward smile that people give you when you're doing something embarrassing. I had to keep explaining it to everyone who gave me an awkward look. They finally found it. Apparently they typed the game into the computer wrong, and they were looking it the wrong spot. The manager, which they called over was like "You guys typed the name in wrong." He went over the the cabinet and found it in like 6 seconds. I left as quickly as I could.
- GoKings, on 05/11/2009, -0/+4610. Talking on a headset
No matter how many times someone walks in when I'm using it, I'm always embarrassed when it's on. - Simssega, on 05/11/2009, -0/+4510. Trying to justify my excitement about E3 to my girlfriend.
- UselessTrivia, on 05/11/2009, -2/+43This article should come with a subheading:
...in which the GameSpy writers pretend they work for Cracked, but forget to bring the funny - mattmacneil, on 05/11/2009, -1/+40That artwork is just awful.
- hokie47, on 05/11/2009, -0/+38Fapping to Lara Croft
- guinpen, on 05/11/2009, -0/+36and to think, they felt they had to watermark it with their logo
- mywhitenoise, on 05/11/2009, -1/+33Goddamn bitches.
- CoD4, on 05/11/2009, -0/+32I thought about what i should've said many times but all my reasoning goes out the window when that other chick is there, she's hot man
- shauntacular, on 05/11/2009, -0/+31I'm about 10 years younger than my co-workers so when someone brings up gaming I get pretty amped up when I talk about it. It's not fun to be the only gamer.
- CoD4, on 05/11/2009, -0/+3199 cents doorstop
- lisafeel, on 05/11/2009, -1/+30TMI
- ManUnitdFan, on 05/11/2009, -0/+27I traded in my NES and all my games when I was 11 for $30. My gravestone will read "No regrets - except thinking all my Nintendo games were worth a copy of 'Cool Spot'."
- wjlaw100, on 05/11/2009, -0/+27Simply to get even, just bang the co-worker.
- postal21, on 05/11/2009, -2/+2811.) all the god damn plastic instruments strewn around my apartment.
- bradmw2, on 05/11/2009, -0/+26Did you like the game?
- krets, on 05/11/2009, -0/+25If anyone actually thought you were buying the pony game for yourself they're probably too stupid to worry about. If I would have seen this I would have figured you were buying it for a daughter/sister/ etc.
This is like guys who are embarrassed to buy feminine hygiene products. Don't be such pussies, no one thinks it's for you! - SilentJay74, on 05/11/2009, -0/+24I tried, but every time I try to leave my clan...they pull me back in!
- mattmacneil, on 05/11/2009, -0/+24Hello Jay
- sandersdamnit, on 05/11/2009, -0/+24BONG. There it is I said it. There is the Elephant in the room. He bicycle kicked a BONG. You don't have to be ashamed anymore.
- trixyfox, on 05/11/2009, -0/+2410.) Walking into Gamestop to get Deoxys.
- Coffeedemon, on 05/11/2009, -0/+21Why would you wear something that would make you ashamed if you were to explain it? Closet gamers are odd.
- Choplifter, on 05/11/2009, -0/+21The illustrator for this article should feel pretty embarassed.
- CanadianCheese, on 05/11/2009, -0/+21Playing "The Sims".
- candafilm, on 05/11/2009, -0/+20Every time I realize G4 exists.
- jboitnott, on 05/11/2009, -0/+20Sounds like you're in a 12-Step program to come off of gaming.
- Namco, on 05/11/2009, -0/+2010). Passers-by at work seeing me read this article intently.
- mywhitenoise, on 05/11/2009, -0/+19Some 12 year old killed me in Warhawk yesterday, he kept shooting my body even after I died and disappeared. It made me 10x madder than I should have been.
- Stryke, on 05/11/2009, -0/+18"I'm proud of my gaming merchandise and if someone doesn't like it they are not welcome at my house."
For some reason that reminds me of the time I walked into an old friend's room to find it plastered with stickers of Power Rangers, we were about 15 at the time so I found it hilarious. The kid would totally over react if he felt insulted, so his response to me rolling on the floor laughing was to exclaim "GET THE ***** OUT OF MY HOUSE" and burst into tears, he kept screaming it until I left.
That was kind of unrelated, but you've brought back a good memory. Still laughing now thinking about it. :] - dannz0rz, on 05/11/2009, -0/+1711. When your boyfriend says "You love your WoW character more than me"
- LeviTheSmith, on 05/11/2009, -0/+17They're a very 'close' family ;)
- mattmacneil, on 05/11/2009, -0/+16you still a gamer.
- TheAutoInsider, on 05/22/2009, -1/+16When I was at airport security in LA I was wearing an awesome Uniqlo stitched outline Tekken stitched shirt that was just commented on by a cute girl about the neat patterns, then the a-hole security wand guy called it out in front of her.
- BrownieMix, on 05/11/2009, -0/+15I've never been embarrassed to be a gamer. And who cares what other people think? Games are a hobby of mine, it keeps me entertained. I even play Pokemon in public and at school.
- Cannonballkid, on 05/11/2009, -3/+16I'll share my story. While Playing Resident Evil (remake for the Gamecube) I didn't know that the zombies would sometime come back to life once you had killed them. When it happened it was late at night and I got such a jump that I fell off my chair and found myself on the floor wrapped up in my controller wire GAME OVER
- nepidae, on 05/11/2009, -1/+14I think something about becoming a parent totally obliterates your own childhood memories. I can't imagine any kid being happy about a parent barging in. But at least you weren't whacking it /shrug.
- SilentJay74, on 05/11/2009, -0/+13That aint *****! A buddy of mine was watching porn on his computer, fapping like a mad man. He had his headphones on and still heard a knock at the door. As the door slowly opened he jumped up and zipped his junk into his zipper! While jumping around in pain his headphone jack popped out and loud moaning from the anal scene came blaring onto his speakers! The person at the door was his Dad. He told me that and I was laughing so hard I was crying!
- HamishGray, on 05/11/2009, -1/+1310) Having more avid gamer friends try to talk to you about the lame ***** they love and have no way to tell them to shut-up without seeming rude.
- warriorscot, on 05/11/2009, -0/+12Rookie mistake.
What you do is leave it on and laugh really loudly. By the time they finish wondering what you are doing and look at what is on the worst is usually over and its on to something else or something funny has happened.
Then again what parent doesn't know what southpark is. - Triplastic, on 05/11/2009, -1/+13Dug for the picture of the guy kicking over his bong.
- LeviTheSmith, on 05/11/2009, -1/+12Did your friend like the game?
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