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- aliguana, on 01/08/2009, -5/+214I'm waiting for the adult version:
officer: roll down your window
driver: Did I do something wrong, officer?
officer: Let me see your licence
driver switches on Jedi Mind-Trick (c) headset, $199 from Wallmart.
driver: you don't need to see my licence
officer: i don't need to see your licence - EarlofSlander, on 01/07/2009, -0/+179Even I find it a little sad that I, being a 30 year old man, just giggled like a school girl.
- alecsputnik, on 01/07/2009, -0/+128so this is how it begins.
- fuzmaster, on 01/07/2009, -1/+129so apparently, to learn the most powerful and basic ways of the force is only $90-100
- JanusTheDoorman, on 01/08/2009, -0/+119I cannot be the only one who got a totally different mental picture from "adult version".
- Dr3w, on 01/08/2009, -2/+120That's not true! That's impossible!
- EnderSaveUs, on 01/08/2009, -4/+88dugg for trying to reverse ADD in America xP
- thayanmarsh, on 01/07/2009, -0/+81While I don't think that lifting a ball in a tube is the coolest way to demonstrate the force, the concept is fecking sweet.
- benitojuarez, on 01/08/2009, -1/+77cheaper than scientology thats for damn sure.
- Cloned, on 01/08/2009, -1/+68Thirty? No, too old. He is too old to begin the training.
- imcharming, on 01/08/2009, -11/+78The kid's midi-chlorians must be off the charts.
- xkostolny, on 01/08/2009, -0/+61It's as if millions of geeks cried out at once...
- spyrious, on 01/08/2009, -1/+53Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
- asgardshill, on 01/08/2009, -0/+50That's no moon. That's a pingpong ball.
- Rendonsmug, on 01/08/2009, -0/+43Looks like a regular Neural Impulse Actuator, like this one: http://www.ocztechnology.com/products/ocz_peripher ...
My friend uses it to play COD:4. - spammishking, on 01/08/2009, -2/+45This is the coolest thing I have ever seen..... I don't get out much
- MrFisty, on 01/08/2009, -7/+44It is possible. You see, inside of each of us are tiny organisms known as midichlori-- ***** YOU LUCAS, AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!!
- black27696, on 01/08/2009, -5/+41*****, the word you're looking for is *****.
- Dacvak, on 01/08/2009, -1/+36What the *****? When did this technology emerge? Why the hell don't I have one?
- Tbyrd073, on 01/08/2009, -1/+35"You totally want to sleep with me and will I have no objections when I ask to have you make me a sandwich."
- CapeKid, on 01/08/2009, -0/+31*Waits for someone to mod it to lift an x-wing figure.
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -5/+33Next step: Making women take off their clothes for me. I found stroking the lightsaber didn't help.
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -2/+30Normally $100, but for you? $79.95.
- RichStevenson, on 01/08/2009, -1/+28Or the other side of the coin....
officer: roll down your window
driver: Did I do something wrong, officer?
officer: Have you been drinking?
driver: Um no.
officer: Put this on sir.
Officer hands driver The Force Trainer.
officer: Now using your mind, raise the ball in the tube.
driver: I couldn't do that sober.
officer: Explain it to the judge. - XenoSNK, on 01/08/2009, -1/+25***** midi-chlorians.
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -1/+25your comment is obnoxiously large
- spookyttws, on 01/08/2009, -2/+24If it actually works as they claim, that's ***** awesome! If I was 10, and told that if I trained and focused, I could move a ball with my mind, you wouldn't be able to get me to do anything else. Hell, I'm 23, WHEN I buy this toy it will consume me.
- dlan4327, on 01/08/2009, -1/+23I find your lack of faith disturbing...
- GregLoire, on 01/08/2009, -0/+20Goddamn, kids' toys are going to be so amazing in 50 years. We can't even imagine. Suddenly I'm really looking forward to retirement.
- Azerael, on 01/08/2009, -1/+20And if you get good enough, you can lift up and crush your friends too.
Unappreciative *****. - twiztidsinz, on 01/08/2009, -3/+22And then came.
- AaronCo, on 01/08/2009, -0/+18So how long till I can plug that thing into my USB port and do away w/ my mouse for good?
- yacks, on 01/08/2009, -1/+19Why just mouse? why not keyboard as well?
- sandersdamnit, on 01/08/2009, -1/+18"You WILL do the weird stuff."
- HyphySoul, on 01/08/2009, -1/+18Ow you cut my hand!
Luke! Use the force, run,
Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah... - jadambrinson, on 01/08/2009, -0/+17And this is how it ends:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Jedi_Purge - countdownmsnbc, on 01/08/2009, -1/+18Holy *****! I have never wanted anything more in my life.
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -4/+21COOL! This is not The Onion!
- EnderSaveUs, on 01/08/2009, -2/+1791?! you're a baby... no wait, I'm just getting old...
- Sornos, on 01/08/2009, -2/+17Perfectly acceptable because it's ***** awesome.
- Kotoyumu, on 01/08/2009, -1/+16You too?!
- ACiDGRiM, on 01/08/2009, -0/+14Apparently it teaches kids to use the Dark Side. Look at that kid, he's using force choke on that poor ball.
- inactive, on 01/08/2009, -0/+14This sounds cool. What would be wicked is if you could make it float up and then CRUSH IT with your mind. And hopefully it's really hard to get it all the way to the top, that way you can show off in front of your friends.
- Denominator88, on 01/08/2009, -3/+17But will it allow me to get my X-Wing out of the swamp?
- Jektal, on 01/08/2009, -2/+16America XP? Meh... I'm holding out for America Vista, it's supposed to be prettier.
- lorem1000, on 01/08/2009, -0/+14And here I thought all the younglings got offed.
- BMANZZS, on 01/08/2009, -3/+16license*
- HyphySoul, on 01/08/2009, -0/+13Who cares? The ***** force is real now!
- 1807, on 01/08/2009, -1/+14I am your father's, uncle's, sister's, daughter's, cousin's, friend's roommate
what does that make us?
Absolutely nothing! - yacks, on 01/08/2009, -2/+15In Soviet Russia, people tire you.
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