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videojug.com — Brilliant scientists and tiny overseas hands work eighteen-hour days to produce 5 devices that can make you even lazier than a stereotypical American!

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  • killbert24, on 04/28/2008, -13/+4Necessity=Desire to be lazier. Necessity is the mother of all invention. You do the math.
  • jggube, on 04/28/2008, -6/+42I prefer to call it "efficient"... :)
    • AmICoolNow, on 04/28/2008, -5/+4That's what he said.
    • AngusSteel, on 04/28/2008, -1/+4i prefer to call it beating around the bush for the proper word lazy
      and i grant anyone to say that's what she said
    • tdilworth, on 04/28/2008, -5/+1That's what she said

      granted
  • Phocion55, on 04/28/2008, -4/+93Five is way too many. Let me know when they've figured out a way to combine all of them together......then we'll talk. In the mean time, I'm going to go nap.
  • Anonymous3, on 04/28/2008, -7/+97So to sum up for the lazy individual:
    1) Clapper Plus (with remote control)
    2) Moo Mixer - a cup that mixes for you
    3) Twirling Spaghetti Fork
    4) Motorized Ice Cream Cone
    5) "The Nugget Cup" - http://digg.com/food_drink/Snack_to_the_Future_Col ...
    • Shadowdev, on 04/28/2008, -3/+9Whats sad is that I thought it was just pictures at first.. and when I saw a video start I backed page to see if someone just posted them here... :-(

      Thank you.
      • idoj, on 04/28/2008, -1/+13Even sadder, my brain only registered the image of the fork on this page and concluded that someone was going to call me lazy for using utensils.
      • dynelol, on 04/28/2008, -0/+4So did i.
    • dha07030, on 04/28/2008, -6/+4Thanks but I still had to click on a link.
    • muffinmonk, on 04/28/2008, -8/+3In Soviet Russia, ice cream licks you!
    • doritoclock, on 04/28/2008, -7/+16)????
      7)Profit?
    • spinaltap87, on 04/28/2008, -2/+16.) Unreal tournament 3
    • cowsgonemadd3, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1I was almost too lazy to reply and say thanks.(sarcasm I read the article)
  • TimeIsTissue, on 04/28/2008, -4/+11where can I purchase these?
    • dynelol, on 04/28/2008, -0/+3Preferably online.
    • AngusSteel, on 04/28/2008, -0/+5stupid.com
      no for real u can find a lot of cool stuff
    • Klipart, on 04/28/2008, -0/+5When you do decide to purchase them, if you pause the video at the right time you can use that guys credit card number.
    • iRaachie, on 04/28/2008, -0/+4Ahh..you know I'd check for you, but... I'm just too damn lazy..
  • KokomoNYC, on 04/28/2008, -3/+75They've invented a "Chomp-N-Suck" Nugget Cup??

    WHY WASN'T I TOLD ABOUT THIS??!!
    • Ibox, on 04/28/2008, -0/+7I've ordered mine just now... to think I've gone 29 years with out this!
    • sampanc, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Telling you would have wasted valuable "Chomp-N-Suck" energy. Now if only there was an invention that could chomp n suck for me, better yet, purify it and inject it right in me!
    • imikedaman, on 04/28/2008, -0/+4We tried calling you, but the phone was allllll the way on the other side of the room.
    • celkin, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
    • colin8651, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1I don't like how they stuck the Chomp-N-Suck in the video. This is the most under rated inventions of the 21st century. Imagine getting a 5 piece nugget from Wendy's with a Frosty on the bottom.

      And no, I am not fat. I spend and hour and a half at the gym 5 days a week.
      Which reminds me, it's Monday, The chick with the Red iPod is going to use the Vertical Leg Press around 4:00.
  • agsinger, on 04/28/2008, -4/+57why is the "how to make your breasts look bigger" video related? oh well, im watching that one instead ( http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-make-your-brea ... )
    • Greatn3ss, on 04/28/2008, -2/+35i'm not going to lie - that's the first thing i noticed.
      • KevinRWright, on 04/28/2008, -1/+14I'm with George Washington here...
    • fkuall, on 04/28/2008, -1/+8pretty sure that video is going to get more traffic then the lazy invention video now
    • BestJaxx, on 04/28/2008, -0/+11It's related because all the eating and not doing anything is making that guys moobs bigger.
    • doritoclock, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Nice boobs! Sex? No.
    • AlphaInsidious, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1I guess Video "Jug" is a pretty appropriate name for that website then.
    • carrtoonist, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Because its for women that are too lazy to get implants.
  • mcool119, on 04/28/2008, -5/+3Chomp n Chug is way inefficient. They should take it one step further and make the cup out of chicken, then put the soda in it. ***** moving your mouth those precious centimeters.
  • Greatn3ss, on 04/28/2008, -5/+4No wonder 4/5 are things to help people stuff their food mashers.
  • ltchimpo, on 04/28/2008, -5/+12Thank god it was a video, imagine five ***** product write-ups. Who has the time?
  • IAmLegend24, on 04/28/2008, -10/+2Who twirls spaghetti?
    • mcool119, on 04/28/2008, -3/+9Everyone, stupid.
    • protodon, on 04/28/2008, -1/+6I need to buy this fork! I 've been eating my spaghetti lady and the tramp style. Who knew there were other methods?!? My grandfather will be so happy I don't need him to help me eat spaghetti anymore!
    • 0Xonox0, on 04/28/2008, -4/+1American's twirl spaghetti! Damn you fancy Europeans.
  • nunquam, on 04/28/2008, -9/+2*The Top 5 Inventions for Lazy People*
  • UltramegaOK, on 04/28/2008, -10/+1These comments suck
  • KevinRWright, on 04/28/2008, -2/+97So who watched "How to Make Your Breasts Look Bigger" instead?

    because I did...
  • santiago1, on 04/28/2008, -3/+3 I'd have put the Segway on as number 1.
    • JMSantos, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1The segway wouldn't be a horrible invention if it was used for what it was meant for instead of to take a walk around the block.
    • tbone8978, on 04/28/2008, -1/+4I don't know about the Segway as a number 1, i mean you have to stand up on it. Maybe if it had a seat...
    • colin8651, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1I am so happy that machine never caught on. I imagined the entire American population, myself included, riding around the block to get a milkshake with these things. That one machine would effectively get rid of all exercise most people get in a day.
  • cyclonesworld, on 04/28/2008, -3/+106Dugg for his uncensored credit card number
  • iLemon, on 04/28/2008, -3/+3I love this guys performance.
  • FadieZ, on 04/28/2008, -2/+1blah...
  • yellowfish04, on 04/28/2008, -5/+2Idunno about you, but after 15 seconds I saw "How To Make Your Breasts Look Bigger" on Related Videos and enjoyed myself there (and the subsequent related vids..)
    • yellowfish04, on 04/28/2008, -3/+4aw dammit by the time I realized someone ninja'd this comment I was out of time to edit it. proceed with the burial.
  • MrPingu, on 04/28/2008, -2/+3Did he really need to waste all that food..........................................................i could have had it. >:(
    • dynelol, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2Well if you REALLY want a mouthful...
  • mavownsyou, on 04/28/2008, -2/+11Anyone catch that credit card?
    Pretty Brave putting up a credit card that doesn't expire to 01.10 with the numbers and name fully visible.
  • mds40, on 04/28/2008, -2/+13anyone else notice that you can see all the info on the credit card?

    • MattyLite, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1Yea . . . what were they thinking?
    • kylethompson1, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2I think we've established that fact a few times now.
  • StickWST, on 04/28/2008, -2/+7I just want to be one more person to mention that the "How to Make Your Breasts Look Bigger" video is more interesting.
  • terryhuang, on 04/28/2008, -2/+1DUGG AND BOUGHT
  • JonTheGoose, on 04/28/2008, -3/+1Now i crave chicken nuggets....
  • gregdogum, on 04/28/2008, -1/+4videojug??? where the ***** do all these ***** video sites come from................
  • gregdogum, on 04/28/2008, -1/+5 RELATED VIDEOS: Make Your Breasts Look Bigger Views: 134,253

    Looks like they got a good algorithm going for their website..... I really need to make my breasts look bigger, especially after watching a video about the 5 laziest inventions, not to mention the video would not even load!!!
  • mal1964, on 04/28/2008, -4/+16, Bury
  • br0wnstar, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2List in video form? I pray that cracked never chooses to go down this path.
  • Synapse84, on 04/28/2008, -6/+1In Soviet Russia, Ice Cream licks You!

    sorry i had to....
  • jamesov89, on 04/28/2008, -2/+26. Online Shopping
  • Donnshin, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2The "Moo Mixer" actually doesn't sound too bad.
  • theurge, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1http://www.improvementscatalog.com/home/improvemen ...
  • Tikisam, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2In all defense of that fork, it looked like it was for kids. The ends of the teeth were rounded.
  • chaosinfinity, on 04/28/2008, -3/+2Buried
  • hartpekaka, on 04/28/2008, -1/+3I love this video. Online shopping done!..
  • Dan11023, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1where is the food IV, inject the food right into your blood stream! no chewing
    • Karmavs, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1Did anyone else read this as “Where is the food 4”?
  • Bersy, on 04/28/2008, -1/+0The only real lazy invention is non-invention.
  • rypic7, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2economically speaking, that chocolate milk mixing cup would save my family from washing the twenty spoons I dirty a week for my ovaltine.
  • annonm, on 04/28/2008, -1/+5Is there any way to keep stuff like this off Digg? Or can we create a section called "loose 5 minutes of your life"
    • YellowSnowDemon, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1Is there any way to keep comments like this off of Digg? Or can we report them as "Lose 5 seconds of your life"
    • uracre, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Don't read anything Mrbabyman submits, you will be fine. Unfortunately there are a lot of idiots who think he is doing something really important.
  • geoffmyers, on 04/28/2008, -2/+3"Buy It!"
  • RoboDigger, on 04/28/2008, -4/+3you can already do these things w/o spending money on useless crap.

    1) Clapper Plus (with remote control)
    gf or wife but since this is digg, use your tv and comp for light or never turn it off.
    2) Moo Mixer - a cup that mixes for you
    you can buy pre mixed milk even in strawberry flavor.
    3) Twirling Spaghetti Fork
    are hot pockets and lean pockets above you now.
    4) Motorized Ice Cream Cone
    scooping ice cream takes too much effort, get it in sandwich form.
    5) "The Nugget Cup"
    get back to me when they find a way to inject sauce into them, i like my nuggets bbq, sweet and sour, or ranch sometimes.
  • thatsoccerkid, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2they should invent a device, that would make me not have thi comment system
  • Musicmonkey34, on 04/28/2008, -2/+4BUY IT!
  • thedrue, on 04/28/2008, -1/+3now if only I could eat the motorized ice-cream cone...
  • melonhedd, on 04/28/2008, -3/+1I hate sites that start playing a video without warning right when the page loads.
  • abhinavkumar, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1In for 7 of each
  • diggerman32, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2Buried for not having the virtual sex machine
  • wraithscelus, on 04/28/2008, -1/+2How does this crap make it to the top?

    berry
    • Berkana, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1It's a stinkin' list. Diggers apparently can't resist a good list. Cracked, Double-Viking, and others have apparently figured this out.
    • colin8651, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1Because Digg is trying to appeal to a larger, dumber, audience. It is called progress; didn't you get the memo?
  • wirednerve, on 04/28/2008, -4/+11) The Lazy Chair
    2) The Internet
    3) The TV
    4) The Car
    5) Vibrator (Need I explain?)
    • freedomwv, on 04/28/2008, -1/+1The top 5 all time lazy inventions.
    • timusca, on 04/28/2008, -1/+11) For comfort
      2) For knowledge and communication
      3) For entertainment
      4) If you want to ride your bike 40 miles each way to work, go right ahead
      5) For orgasms

      While these inventions may have the unfortunate side effect of laziness, their intentions are for other purposes. This is how they've managed to make us lazy:

      1) In combination with #3, many weekends are wasted.
      2) People like me are at WORK watching horrible videos like this one instead of doing what we're supposed to.
      3) See #1.
      4) While the car was made for long distances, I am guilty of driving to a friend's house who live about 6 doors down. You're guilty of it too, admit it...
      5) This actually makes men work harder... now we have competition.
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