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- Jabrams2, on 09/29/2009, -3/+36"Tasing is basically the new Twittering, except Twitter doesn't make you involuntarily lose control of your bowels." Classic
- rjc5056, on 09/29/2009, -2/+28If Colbert ran an amped up campaign for Prez grounded in watts important to the current population, I'd keep my ion him and he'd likely get my volt.
- l800LEMMINGS, on 09/29/2009, -4/+29at first glance i thought it said "Colbert on Tasting Elderly Men and Soccer Moms (Video) "
- irfanmp, on 09/29/2009, -2/+21Canadian mirror: http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/the-colbert-repor ...
- ProfessorLX, on 09/29/2009, -0/+16maybe for you it doesnt, i however am not so lucky.
- miggyb, on 09/29/2009, -1/+12I don't see what's so moronic about it. You can shoot someone with a gun and not kill them. If, for example, the cop had shot the soccer mom in the leg, I'm sure the problem would have been a lot more clear-cut.
- DigitalWorld, on 09/29/2009, -4/+15I loved this segment for what it was trying to say. It's difficult to watch the overuse of Tazers. At this point, I think they need to treat Police use of a Tazer exactly the same as Police use of a gun. They can both be lethal.
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: : : : : : :¯’’~~~~~~’’’ : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : | : : : : : : : : : - tconnect80, on 09/29/2009, -1/+10Dugg for "weapons-grade man sluts"
- airwalke, on 09/29/2009, -0/+9Had a big laugh of the "Girls Gone Wired" punchline at the very end there. The Daily Show wins the Emmys, but segments like these are where Colbert so often one-ups Stewart and his crew of writers.
- Lemonseamonkey, on 09/29/2009, -0/+8Was I the only one who thought the audience had some annoying laughers that night?
- brettmjohnson, on 09/29/2009, -0/+7If only I could cook my bacon with tasers...
- Alli3388, on 09/29/2009, -2/+9No laughing matter. So many people in my city have been killed over the past couple of years because of being tasered (and in many cases shouldn't have been). Cops have turned into SUCH wusses. These weapons should be used seriously, and not nonchalantly like cops are using them now, because they are often enough deadly weapons.
- JudgeMonkey, on 09/29/2009, -0/+6I don't want to live in a world where an old man and a soccer mom being tased isn't funny. But you do make a valid point, one that I do not think was lost on Colbert in the least. He just made a serious point with chuckles to be had.
- dabestdefense, on 09/29/2009, -0/+5I wrap myself in a good three layers of aluminum foil before I go out in public now days.
See, the idea is that the Tazer will short across the aluminum foil instead of my body. - alrightwtf, on 09/29/2009, -4/+9***** the police
- rwbrinso, on 09/29/2009, -0/+5It's the Snackwells of weaponry!
- spriggig, on 09/29/2009, -0/+4Request from your police department the current use of force continuum, it's public record but you may have to ask a few different people to get them to cough it up. The document will describe in detail in what circumstances an officer may use what level of force and which weapon.
In my town, Tasers are authorized for use as a last resort against a uncooperative, yet non-combative suspect--just as you see it used in these videos. I've let everyone know (my representatives, my mayor, my local PD and anyone who'll listen) that I think the Taser should be moved up the continuum to require that the suspect be actively combative against an officer or other citizen before it can be deployed. I hold this position because Tasers are not, by the manufacturers admission, non-lethal but "less-lethal".
You can do the same. - S3Plan, on 09/29/2009, -1/+4I wonder if you taze someone long enough if they'll burst into flames like in Syphon Filter?
- inactive, on 09/29/2009, -1/+3Apparently not. I didn't even have to load that page to know.
- Twicec, on 10/03/2009, -0/+1hhaha not long ago i was talking to my friends about getting shock with a taser... i think it;s a shockingly experience i want to have lol
- wizzroom, on 09/29/2009, -2/+3Tase them douchebags
- Wenchmark51, on 09/29/2009, -4/+5SteelChicken is just sad because he failed his, "what is the correct way to hold a pencil" quiz in kindergarten today.
- FlyinRyan89, on 09/29/2009, -0/+1Almost.
- sphigel, on 09/29/2009, -0/+1Police do not use tasers where lethal force is warranted. If lethal force is warranted they still use a gun. So you're argument is pretty much baseless.
- NeoTechni, on 09/29/2009, -0/+1Twitter makes me involuntarily vomit.
- inactive, on 09/29/2009, -1/+2Yeah! Take that Soccer Mom and 75 year old tractor drivers! DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD!!!
/s - NeoTechni, on 09/30/2009, -0/+1Wow that lady in part 3 came off as extremely sexist. Even Colbert picked up on it.
She claimed women were smarter, better with money, and that loaning more money to women would fight terrorism? Talk about dillusions of grandeur.
Had a guy reversed the genders his career would have been over before the advertisings ended. - jmp478, on 09/29/2009, -1/+1This was almost as funny as when I watched it on TV less than an hour ago...
- everlast88, on 09/29/2009, -1/+1We've come full circle, tasers, bacon then back to tasers.
- NeoTechni, on 09/29/2009, -1/+1Not viewable outside the USA
***** - NeoTechni, on 09/29/2009, -1/+1You
- anniebme, on 09/29/2009, -1/+1I first read this as "Tasting old men and soccer moms". xP
- zbeast, on 09/29/2009, -2/+1First off I don't like cops... they are goose stepping ass holes. now with that out of the way.
I think the tazer is a fine cop tool as with any tool it can be abused.
I watched a cop shot a man at close range with a shotgun. if that cop hand of had a Tazer.
that man would have been alive today.. The mans crime, standing in traffic wacking cars as they went
by with a broom handle.
I also watch a cop shoot a man 4 time with a 9mm... that man's crime.. smoking too close to a doorway.
Well that's how it started.... the cop ask him to move, the man didn't comply, the cop shot him with a Tazer,
this pissed the guy off a chair was thrown. The cop gave up on the Tazer and shoots the guy.
A Tazer can be when used correctly can be a good police tool, it's better than mace, it's better than a club,
and it's less fatal than a gun. - inactive, on 09/29/2009, -3/+2Then there is the douche bag commenter on Digg, who thinks they know it all. You don't know anyone like that do you?
- NeoTechni, on 09/29/2009, -3/+2"First off I don't like cops..."
That makes you an *****. - inactive, on 09/29/2009, -5/+1haaaa.....luv it! Nothing better than watching a low life douche-bag get lit up!
- dario24, on 09/29/2009, -6/+1This is SHOCKING
- norwegianlegion, on 09/29/2009, -8/+3I knew when I saw this that Digg would love it. Cops being dicks + misuse of tasers is among a select group of subjects that serve as front page porn, the other two topics being cats and programming jokes.
- s10stealth, on 09/29/2009, -12/+4Silly people... DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD! and you won't get tased.
- SteelChicken, on 09/29/2009, -18/+6You're a complete and absolute moron.


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