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- dracostimpy, on 09/05/2008, -1/+24I was at a Bears game a couple years ago and my friend witnessed a Lions fan pissing himself while standing in line for the urinals. On two separate occasions. He noticed it because the neanderthal's urine was splashing on the back of my friend's legs, who unfortunately was in front of him in line each time. Need I say more?
Okay then, I will... the urine osmosed up the front of his shirt all the way to his neckline, his shorts were soaked front and back (it was week 1, and it was HOT), the smell cleared all seats within 20 feet of him and yet he still tried in vain to find people to high-five on every Lions tackle/run/reception. Luckily, his equally-obliterated WIFE was there so he wouldn't be left hanging.
P.S. And after all that, the friggin Lions won. The guy was so happy he woulda pissed himself again with glee if the beer vendors hadn't cut him off in the 2nd quarter. To this day, his screams still haunt me: "LIIIYUNNNNNSSS!!!!! LIIIIIIIIIIIYUUUUUUUUUNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!" - courtewing, on 09/06/2008, -2/+22God damnit. Once again we [Philadelphia] go all the way to the end only to finish second. Sigh.
- Danktolker, on 09/06/2008, -3/+18We Packer Fans are simply better at holding our liquor. Lions and bears fans are all pussies who start pissing themselves after half a coors light, which makes them appear to be drunker. If this had been a scientific study and they had measured blood alcohol content the unquestionable champions would be Green Bay.
- rpieszak, on 09/06/2008, -3/+16Superbowl Champion of Hammeredness: Buffalo Bills
Let's go Buffalo! Let's drink every time the Bills disappoint us! AA here we come! - AshamedAmerican, on 09/06/2008, -6/+17Sports.
- krizam, on 09/06/2008, -3/+14Um... How can the Packer's Fans not be the kings of Drunkeness in the NFC North?? Buried as ridiculous!
- OneLess, on 09/06/2008, -0/+10Where can I get that "***** Da Patriots" t-shirt the dude was wearing for a few seconds in the last video?
Go Bills! - trentrezn0r, on 09/06/2008, -2/+12As a Bills fan I can attest that I've never been in that stadium not ridiculously intoxicated.
Seeing the headline I was immediately thinking Buffalo, and it actually was! Finally Buffalo gets some props. Too bad it's only for drinking.
Bars open to 4 AM Holler! - inactive, on 09/05/2008, -4/+13Bills fans rejoice by shotgunning four Molsons and falling down in the snow.
- MikeXpop, on 09/06/2008, -2/+11If the site goes down, here's the basic summary:
All of them. - inactive, on 09/06/2008, -0/+8A
- 5xSTUN, on 09/06/2008, -1/+8Woo hoo!
Lesh go Buffalo!
Ish okay I can drive... - inactive, on 09/06/2008, -3/+10I would say Chicago or Philly
- filldeviant, on 09/06/2008, -2/+9The Browns. Seriously. While their fans are VERY dedicated, (My friend went to a game that was 6 degrees below zero!) I went to a Steelers game at Cleveland and... well, let's just say by the fourth quarter it got pretty crazy.
- bigrjsuto, on 09/06/2008, -0/+7I live in Buffalo, and let me tell you we are a crazy bunch of alchie's....
- inactive, on 09/06/2008, -2/+8Green Bay, period.
Your first DUI in Wisconsin is a Civil Penalty. That was an easy question. - Snafu7, on 09/06/2008, -3/+9Well at least the lions are best at something.
- Jhiaxuz, on 09/06/2008, -2/+8I want to know which team has the sluttiest cheer leaders and what they can do for $5 Canadian.
- Phocion55, on 09/05/2008, -5/+11E
- badnewshotel, on 09/06/2008, -0/+6Nobody circles the kegs like Buffalo!
- ell0bo, on 09/06/2008, -2/+7L
- ell0bo, on 09/06/2008, -0/+5When your fans have gotten so pissed at the team they hit Santa Clause with snowballs, then we can talk about rough fans. We were the first stadium with a jail in it to allow people to sober up. Yeah... Philly is a fun place to watch a game, as long as you're a Philly fan.
- Obsession88, on 09/06/2008, -4/+9Greenbay, and then the Vikings. The midwest, and beer? Forget about it!!
- ThatGeek, on 09/06/2008, -0/+5Los Angeles not Louisiana
- roseman5285, on 09/06/2008, -2/+7E
- philrenaud, on 09/06/2008, -1/+6You can tell the Lions fans are the drunkest because they still think they can win a game or two.
- vladsmiljanic, on 09/07/2008, -0/+4Haha I went to Buffalo Bills opener against Denver. The Bills were winning entire game until the last second field goal. Needless to say they were disappointed. As I was leaving i saw one guy sitting on the metal bench..no pants...no shirt...nothing on him bare ass naked...puking his guts out and crying because the Bills lost..Ya their fans take the cake
- Cancerkitty, on 09/06/2008, -2/+6Pissing yourself in a drunken stupid: a proud Detroit tradition.
- doctorpants, on 09/06/2008, -0/+4I can also say I was never in that stadium sober. Generally I was also half naked regardless of the temperature.
- skotfarkis, on 09/07/2008, -0/+4Browns should have won. What other team has had drunks from the crowd throwing so much crap on the field (including flaming bleacher seats) that they had to finish the game on half a field?
FYI Go BROWNS! :D - cloudcity, on 09/06/2008, -2/+6The Dawgpound in Cleveland. No else really comes close.
- rs2183, on 09/06/2008, -0/+4lmao.. i saw every single one..
the last with the bills fans was probably the funniest - doctorpants, on 09/06/2008, -0/+4Buffalo, in general has the highest drunkard rate per capita.
- foolfoolz, on 09/06/2008, -0/+4The last video where the drunk get gets tackled by a midget in the snow is pretty funny.
- inactive, on 09/06/2008, -4/+8Go rant on Huffington you little *****. Some of us actually like sports.
- S1L3NTC, on 09/06/2008, -1/+5Buffalo. FTW.
The drinking town with a football problem. - pattykakes887, on 09/06/2008, -2/+5S
- dkybruce, on 09/07/2008, -0/+3Cleveland...No contest.
- orykayd, on 09/06/2008, -1/+4yeah, a few years ago. in 1968.
- gimmini2003, on 09/06/2008, -0/+3My thoughts exactly... I was at that game a long time ago where the fans starting throwing beer bottles on the field because the refs made a ***** call... It was against the panthers.. I was like.. 8... it ***** rules
- troyfoley, on 09/06/2008, -1/+4Bengals by a long shot.
Oh, wait, you said "fans"... - rpieszak, on 09/07/2008, -0/+3Because it's nice, just once in a while, to read a story on Digg that isn't about politics.
- DannyDriffs, on 09/06/2008, -1/+4Drunk guy: AY AY AY AY!
Other drunk guy: AY AY AY AY! - chemman, on 09/06/2008, -0/+3You're not a true Lions fan if you've never pissed yourself at a Lions game! Although, fans have really seemed to calm down from the old Silverdome days. Back in the early 90's not a game went by with out at least three or four fights in the stands. You don't see that very often at Ford Field, probably because it is almost all corporate tickets now. So I agree with some others, Green Bay should be the champs here but I'm glad to be able to say the Lions finally came out on top of the their division for something!
- ImYourRealDad, on 09/06/2008, -0/+2it's our special teams, they can't hold the hard liquor.
- ThinkSoJoE, on 09/07/2008, -0/+2Dugg for the sheer accuracy of the Bills having the drunkest fans.
- WalkerTXclocker, on 09/07/2008, -0/+2Dugg for PA being on the list 3 times.
GO PA!!! - Aurabolt, on 09/07/2008, -0/+2For all you non-Buffalonians, here's our fight song the drunkards were singing (skip to 0:45)
http://melaman2.com/nfl-fightmusic/Bills__Shout_So ...
GO BILLS! - Aurabolt, on 09/07/2008, -1/+3AA is for quitters, but I dugg you anyway
GO BILLS - cgoff, on 09/07/2008, -0/+2What kind of list is this, no Green Bay? Wisconsin owns the top 10 chart for most bars per square mile...in the world.
"Out drinking your state since 1848" -
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