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Unbelieveable Football Player's Name on ESPN.com

sports.espn.go.com — The title says it all. What were his parents thinking?

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  • theblackgecko, on 10/12/2007, -13/+64It's the will of God Shammgod.
  • Mugsleymug, on 10/12/2007, -31/+5cool
    • snowbooch, on 10/12/2007, -3/+75no... D'Lucious Pusey would be cool
    • bram, on 10/12/2007, -16/+4Yes it is cool, I'm an alum of EIU and there was no Lucious Pusey there when I went there!
    • einsteinx2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19And of course this is the one story about someone that lives in my area...
    • NadeChaser, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Phone Call
      *Secretary Picks Up* "Hello, This is the office of D'Lucious Pusey"
    • snowbooch, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18"Phone Call *Secretary Picks Up* "Hello, This is the office of D'Lucious Pusey""

      or your going to his office for a meeting and you have to tell them at the front desk that your looking for D'Lucious Pusey
    • rmany2k, on 10/12/2007, -9/+2This just in...D'Lucious Pusey announced as the name of the new Bond girl in the next film.
  • terrya64, on 10/12/2007, -4/+129Thats almost as good as the old MBL player Rusty Kuntz.
    • terrya64, on 10/12/2007, -3/+74I meant MLB ...had to clarify before someone else does.
    • gdm9000, on 10/12/2007, -57/+2Even better - what if he was named Lucious Kuntz? Hahahaha!
    • LoserMLW, on 10/12/2007, -4/+26Too funny that you said that - a good friend of mine found that player's baseball card when he was rummaging through his childhood stuff - he now keeps it in his wallet and we bust it out for an instant laugh whenever we feel the need. :)
    • terrya64, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8I also have a card of his, I keep it at work.
    • terrya64, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz
    • markp93, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7@terrya64: FTA -- "Kuntz has remained a highly searched and popular former player because of his unusual name. Other ballplayers that own a similar fate are Dick Pole, Rusty Peters, Dick Braggins, and Johnny Dickshot."

      niiice.
    • StephenChow, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2RUSTY KUNTZ!!! The greatest Twins player ever
  • Gir53457, on 10/12/2007, -18/+86My name is sue. How do you do? Now you gonna die!
    • JohnCrichton, on 10/12/2007, -16/+43For the uncultured swine that is a lyric from a Johnny Cash song.
    • terrya64, on 10/12/2007, -5/+20May I add, written by Shel Silverstein who also wrote most of Dr. Hook's early songs, Silvia's Mother, Cover of the Rolling Stone ..ect
    • jackminardi, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7i alwasy thought johnny cash wrote that song
    • milkmage, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10@terrya64
      don't forget Where the Sidewalk Ends
    • terrya64, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8Never, Excellent book. A classic
    • slamm6, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6"Black ones, white ones, yellow and red ones...
      Necropheliacs lookin' for dead ones
      The greatest of the Sadists and the Masochists, too...
      Screaming 'Please hit me' and 'I'll hit you'"


      from Freakin' at the Freakers Ball, S. Silverstein
    • oskite, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I can't believe a school district actually tried to ban A Light in the Attic.
    • seanmac, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3School districts have been banning books forever...Grapes of Wrath, The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, Lord of the Flies have all been banned somewhere.
  • Drumrboy, on 10/12/2007, -34/+10i wonder how its meant to be pronounced?

    lew-she-us pew-say?
    • Drumrboy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11i know how people would say it... as i think it should be "luscious" myself :-P
      sheesh... teh internets really needs a sarcasm font... otherwise the tubes get filled with meaningless responses by people who dont get something. :O
    • livestradamus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I don't mean to burst everybodys bubble (or nut depending on how excited you got here with a mere mention of his name) .. but I figure its pronounced "Lu'sush Pu'sey".. I doubt he pronounces it "la-sush pussy"

      Lucious Jackson, an NBA player and also a chick band with a similar name http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucious_Jackson
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luscious_Jackson
  • dsendecki, on 10/12/2007, -4/+65I bet that's why he's playing football. Betcha he's one tough mofo. How else do you avoid constantly getting railed for having a name like this? The gym!
  • jdgtrplyr, on 10/12/2007, -9/+3Hilarious!
  • numbelvis, on 10/12/2007, -12/+6He's a natural for tranny porn star
  • tastypastry, on 10/12/2007, -3/+55Thats a cool name. He probably gets a lot of girls with that name alone.

    Heres a picture of him
    http://www.sofakingwhat.org/images/pusey.jpg
    • Aloyarc, on 10/12/2007, -21/+2Why'd you post a mugshot?
    • folding12, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7I love how the two guys behind him look like clones.
  • GodofAtheism, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1I used to have a baseball card from some minor league that had a guy named Spyder Webb on it. I wish I knew where that thing was...
  • RableRableSnarf, on 10/12/2007, -14/+3I dunno... this is good, but Dick Butkus (pronounced Buttkiss...) is better if you think about it, IMHO.
  • MaXPL, on 10/12/2007, -6/+34hahaha. hahaha. hahhaha.

    i love it when parents are on crack.
  • JackHallows, on 10/12/2007, -56/+9LOL OMG IT SAYS LUCIOUS PUSSY OMJ SO FUNNAY!!1123@

    I'm getting tired of the internet, it's full of horny illiterate 13 year olds. Buried for lame.
    • mathmanjeffy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+34But don't leave! How would we ever replace your wit?
  • ShrimpCrackers, on 10/12/2007, -18/+8What were his parents thinking?

    Probably that its amazing that he got anywhere in life with that name they gave him. Think about it, a name like Lucious Pusey definitely guarantees that he'd never have a career in law enforcement, politics, upper management/executive, salesman, child-care, etc etc etc.
    • JohnCrichton, on 10/12/2007, -91/+18Without having a look at his picture I can already guess he is a *****. Only *****'s would name their kids like that, like ashtray. mercedes, and some other name that they thought up when they were on crack.

      The parent's weren't thinking they were hitting that crack pipe.
    • Drumrboy, on 10/12/2007, -30/+16@JohnCrichton

      whoah whoah whoah *****... STFU you racist piece of ***** >:(
    • GuyHitByTruck, on 10/12/2007, -4/+20Don't feed the trolls!
    • 808kick, on 10/12/2007, -9/+13Mercedes is a common female name, and all the Mercedes' I've known have been white spoiled rich girls
    • StealthPersona, on 10/12/2007, -3/+27Mercedes was a girl's name FIRST! They named the car after the girl.
    • CBTF, on 10/12/2007, -5/+19Ashtray, rofl.
    • nesdude985, on 10/12/2007, -13/+5@ 808

      I only know one girl named Mercedes, and she is an overweight, Hispanic girl.
    • aukxsona, on 10/12/2007, -16/+5@JohnCrichton

      Wow I'm a *****? My kids are named
      Aluciana
      Alestria
      Aukxsona
      Danilla
      Precious

      Wow you can guess my race from my kids names? Go Fug yourself
    • skyshock21, on 10/12/2007, -5/+6@ aukxsona
      Guess your race... you are.... let's see... human? Am I right?
    • aukxsona, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2did you see what the guy said that was buried...

      he said he could guess the race of a person based on their name...called him a *****.

      I was defending saying NO you CAN'T guess from someones name.

      Because I am not and my kids have different names.

      I don't know why people find it so hard to understand...read the person I am responding to and maybe you will get what the hell I'm talking about idiot.
    • colklink, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4If Dick Army can have a career in politics, then so can Lucious Pusey. In fact, I'm declaring my vote for Dick/Pusey in 2008! They just seem to go together.
    • billblaskey, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2@ aukxsona

      Wow I feel worse for your kids than for this luscious pussy character.
  • waahooo, on 10/12/2007, -4/+17Funnier when said last name first.
  • neoian, on 10/12/2007, -14/+2I like PIE!
  • KragTheDigger, on 10/12/2007, -8/+9Very childish of me to digg this one.... but I can't help it
  • Usodarake, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Names like these are so much better than your typical "John" or "Chris"
  • Jeifurie, on 10/12/2007, -3/+35My name is Hung Lo....I turned out fine.
  • amowls, on 10/12/2007, -4/+39His parents were probably going for Lucius, but were too dumb to know how to spell it correctly.
    • grammarpolice, on 10/12/2007, -15/+4I think i just ***** my self a little after reading that. I digg your comment x 100 sir.
    • flashboy131, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2@grammarpolice
      you got a problem there. I just giggled.
  • omega1045, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5A better link (with pic):

    http://www.deadspin.com/sports/college-football/ladies-and-gentlemen-meet-lucious-pusey-188653.php
    • Jeifurie, on 10/12/2007, -6/+34"Before we get too excited, the player in question has evidently legally changed his name to Lucious Seymour."

      So his name is now Lucious Seymour Pusey :P
    • achacha, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Seymore Luscious Pusey... possibilities are endless!
  • xmattitudex, on 10/12/2007, -1/+49My question is: What were you looking for when you found it?
  • oceanmajk, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4Being from Delray, FL... I believe it
    • sikefla, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Same here.. No surprise from Delray.
  • SkinnyPuppy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3If you check the University's site his name is listed as Lucius Seymour.
    http://www.eiu.edu/~sprtinfo/sports/football/roster-numerical.htm

    ...probably his middle name or something.
    Still funny though. ...and God Shammgod is great name.

    ..edit> ..and quote from Omega1045's link: "Before we get too excited, the player in question has evidently legally changed his name to Lucious Seymour."
    • infamousempire, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4Quote from omega's link:
      "Before we get too excited, the player in question has evidently legally changed his name to Lucious Seymour. And we say we get together and make him change it back."
    • superrcat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Don't have him change it back, have him keep both, "Lucious Seymour Pusey"
    • FishyJoe, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Even better, keep the last name so it would be Seymour Pusey.
  • terrya64, on 10/12/2007, -8/+2There was a guy in bootcamp with me named Henry Herburger, I thought that was a pretty funny name at the time
  • RoshanK, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8I once knew a guy named Randy P. Enis
    That guy had is grandparents screw him over buy naming his dad with a P.
    That has got to suck.
    • TheBigShovel, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5I knew a girl named Anita Dickman and I had a baseball coach named Dick Anus.
    • TheBlackLeopard, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5What about Coco Crisp from the Red Sox?
    • zzz@tkz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I know a family who's last name is "Bals", Matt, the oldest son, wants to name his kid "Crystal" for a girl, or "Noah" for a boy.
    • MadModMike, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Coco Crisp wasn't really named Coco.
  • jerseyboy91, on 10/12/2007, -9/+3American Heritage High School? That's only 10 minutes from my house!
  • NewChar, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5I still "DeBrickashaw Ferguson" is the weirdest athlete name.
    • ajrizzo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14I always kind of liked Demarcus Faggins; the gay urban hobbit. (DB, Houston Texans)
  • dalex1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Although this doesn't beat LP, this is another one that has to win some sort of runner-up award:

    I-Perfection Harris.

    http://ramblinwreck.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/harris_iperfection00.html
  • SkinnyPuppy, on 10/12/2007, -7/+0Dick Gazinia
  • nmeadata, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Wan't there a Harry Colon?
  • 808kick, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Better than Kal-El
  • dknighton, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2The Florida Gators have a guy named Dakoty Fag...doesn't exactly instill fear. The Jaguars and Lions also had a player with the unfortunate name Harry Colon. Makes me itch just to say it.
    • Bigcat151, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Actually
      The Florida State Semenholes have a player named DeCody Fagg
      NOT the Florida Gators
  • Jun168, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1My name is Zach Palmer
  • iamrussell, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4that Lucious Pusey has dreadlocks...
  • AndyLam, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2And what about Dick Pole, a pitcher for the Red Sox in the 70s?
    • terrya64, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Also Rusty Peters. Dick Pole is now the Red's pitching coach.
    • RpgActioN, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1No love for Johnny Dickshot?
  • StealthPersona, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Dick Trickle, the NASCAR driver, anyone?
  • nmeadata, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4I did see a Mary Juana in the real estate records once!
  • OpCzar, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3Wow, that's like only ONE funny name ans it's worthy of being on the front page? For shame...
  • CanIGetAWitness, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10What we can know for sure is he wasn't raised by 2 gay men...
  • pdworkin, on 10/12/2007, -5/+2My favorite baseball name is Van Lingle Mungo.
  • Koray, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3It's pretty old, so I'm not going to whine about dupes, but this was on digg a while ago. Still funny.
  • wuxia, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3Al Kohalic - Red's Tube Bar (for those who know... ya yellow belly, bastard!)
  • crawdog, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1He's 1 s away from a good time.
  • vudicarus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17It can only be properly pronounced in a Sean Connery accent.
    • colklink, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3"Isn't that what your mother offered me last night Trebek?"
  • bobcorrigan, on 10/12/2007, -4/+4I think Seymour was his middle name. Just in case he decided to go by the name L. Seymour Pusey - it's like his parents left a bear trap as his middle name. . .
  • Catchpen, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Moe: "Phone call foe Lucious Pusey. Someone's on the phone looking for a Lucious Pusey"
    • AtariEric, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1"Aren't we all? HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
  • mikefitz2, on 10/12/2007, -5/+0hey OP how about next time you include the name in your ***** description
  • squenix1221, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1bury
  • Catchpen, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Maybe his parents were 007 fans
    • CanceledCzech, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1After reading both your comments, I've come to the conclusion that you ,sir, are a genius.
    • Catchpen, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Thnx he could easily kick my ass so I'll shut up now
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