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- Error601, on 01/31/2008, -1/+37You know you're out of shape when just watching a sport causes you problems.
- WordsnCollision, on 01/31/2008, -0/+32What's "heed", and how does it stop heart attacks?
- acrodev, on 01/31/2008, -1/+12The same high risk people shouldn't have sex or eat meat either. I say if you've gotta go, it might as well be screwing during the super bowl while having a burger. Although I think choking is probably the bigger risk.
- Shelter22, on 01/31/2008, -6/+17Football is NOTHING like soccer. don't ever ever ever make comparisons like that. please.
- Zipko, on 01/31/2008, -0/+8I just wish it'd be possible for both teams to lose. Higher heart failure rates for Giants and Patriot fans wouldn't be such a bad thing.
- timbofirstblood, on 01/31/2008, -0/+7In 2006, during the Steelers-Colts playoff game, a guy in Pittsburgh actually had a heart attack at a bar when Jerome Bettis fumbled on the two-yard line and almost gave away the game. http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/s_4 ...
- BingoPower, on 01/31/2008, -2/+8With the exception that both sports have players who are overly paid and still find time to rape and murder :)
- inactive, on 01/31/2008, -1/+6It's a typo. It originally said "Super bowl viewers should take WEED, some doctors say."
- petoria, on 01/31/2008, -0/+5A life with less burgers, hot dogs, nachos, and beer isn't worth living.
- Wargalas, on 01/31/2008, -4/+9Who let the French guy in?
- EarlOfLade, on 01/31/2008, -0/+4Ladies and Gentlemen!
Above you can see the result of never being picked to the team, to never have had the ability to run more than 10 seconds without breathing problems and now, his hatred for the sports types who laughed at his fat ass in school comes through.
Go back to WoW or similar fat ass activities! - inactive, on 01/31/2008, -5/+9Ya watching a bunch of sissys trot up and down the field and kick a ball around is the hight of excitement.
Football is the #1 sport in the US for a reason, go back to ***** france. - billybob476, on 01/31/2008, -0/+4DAAAAAAAAA BEARS!
"How many heart attacks is that?"
"Dat'll be a baker's dozen." - KraftDinner101, on 01/31/2008, -0/+4I miss Chris Farley :(
- inactive, on 01/31/2008, -0/+4Life musta been tough in the band.
- protogenxl, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3Hello my friends, and welcome to another Bill Swerski Super Fans. I’m Bob Swerski, sitting in for my brother Bill, who is recovering from his most recent heart attack and with me as always, The Super Fans.
- Treshnell, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3Not like this Super Bowl will be very exciting...
- oldhick, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3Yes he would. Wasn't his mantra "soccer is not a sport, its just an excuse to riot"?
- rnreekez, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3Well..yeah...but the commercials...are... Shut up.
- Spero, on 01/31/2008, -4/+7If watching the NFL gets you excited enough to cause heart failure, you might want to peel your face from the TV a bit more often.
- xXMetalJesusXx, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3This doesn't surprise me at all...people hate to lose, blood-pressure could sky-rocket because of the stress. Studies also show that Car accidents spike if the Home Team loses.
- SteaminTmann, on 01/31/2008, -1/+4I wish that the two sports didn't share a name… I think we can all agree that they’re completely different, I really don’t understand why people are so damned defensive over the name, who *****’ cares. I am an American, and yes, I very much enjoy watching American football , and I really don’t enjoy watching “international” football (soccer). However, I respect the sport and I don’t knock anyone for liking it.
- typicalusername, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2Done! and Done!
- typicalusername, on 01/31/2008, -1/+3It's the Latimes... What do you expect. Jim Rome would be very saddened by this comparison.
- slvrbullet87, on 01/31/2008, -1/+3I almost had a heart attack because i had 50 bucks on the steelers
- KraftDinner101, on 01/31/2008, -3/+5Please, football is 20 seconds of play followed by 2 minutes of commercials while the teams setup their next play.
- acrodev, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2Tell that to Eagles fans.
- ShooterMcGavin, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2"HEED! PANTS! NOW!"
http://moviesounds.com/axe/pantsnow.wav - gametavern, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2Super Bowler? Naw, my high score is like 160.
- slvrbullet87, on 01/31/2008, -1/+3I could care less who wins but i want somebody to break Bradys ankle even worse on the first play of the game. Take the 15 yard penalty, and the fine and be ok with it. In the end if the giants win the players get a huge bonus so that will pay for the fine and he gets a superbowl ring out of the deal
- rnreekez, on 01/31/2008, -4/+6I think soccer is a little more dangerous. You are more at risk of a heart attack happening when you go through long periods of boredom interrupted with brief periods of mild excitement.
- sgtbutterscotch, on 01/31/2008, -2/+4Yeah, I'd like to see you take a head shot from Zidane and get back up.
- EarlOfLade, on 01/31/2008, -2/+4Football owns American Armpitoval any day!
- DermDoc, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2Depends a bit on where you live, no? I mean the Chargers loose and people here are like: "Oh, Chargers lost. Lets go for a run on Torrey Beach then have fish tacos." Packers lose and 5 more season tickets come available from fans who stroked-out.
- slvrbullet87, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2I will be drunk and not going to work on monday so it wont be that bad
- inactive, on 01/31/2008, -3/+4Eat less burgers, hot dogs nachos and beers - that's how.
- NFLClassifieds, on 02/01/2008, -0/+1NFLClassifieds has found, that watchers of Soap Operas do not have heart attacks! However, they do have to have a Forklift, to get up off the couch.
- hmmmok, on 01/31/2008, -3/+4We all know who's going to win the Super Bowl anyway.
- bpunch, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1You mean "Brady"?
- oldhick, on 01/31/2008, -1/+2Bring it. :P
- NYGiantsNYYanks, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1Don't be pissed because your team isn't good enough to be in the big game.
- Treshnell, on 01/31/2008, -1/+2You forgot the Hot Wings.
- slvrbullet87, on 01/31/2008, -1/+2Baseball is to slow for me to watch, hockey is slighty better than soccer but is pretty borring as well.
- NFLClassifieds, on 02/01/2008, -0/+1Marijuana Vending Machines Opening For Business in LA-
http://www.trashdispatch.com/2008/01/24/marijuana- ... - Testiculese, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1If you are so fat and out of shape that it is a major health risk getting excited over the results of a *GAME* that they have no investment in, and has nothing to do with them, (unless they bet their house, idiots), how can I not find that funny? They did it to themselves, and they did it on purpose. Screw'em. Less jock sniffers to annoy normal people.
Apparently neither of you have that comprehension thing down. If I was fat, would I be against fat people? Did I say anything against the sport? I'm 34, I can out eat a 16yo, and I only weigh 170. I like sports, I play them. Sports are great, the fans are (the majority) fat, arrogant, All-American pigs, and any sympathy for them is unwarranted. Remember they put themselves in that predicament. (If you were 90 and had a heart attack watching the game, yea, I see the point, but that's not the case, is it?)
I don't play WoW, I play Descent3. WoW has to be the most boring, mind-numbing crap I've had the pleasure of NOT playing! - jmoh, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1This reminds me of that Superbowl myth that domestic abuse is more frequent on Superbowl sundays, I don't want to raise the ***** flag, but this might just be some high quality steamy poo.
- MrTea, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1Ditka against the entire Bears team.
Go! - typicalusername, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1Well, I'll give some props to the Giants. I'm a big Osi fan, so go Giants! Take those ***** cheaters heads off!
- goreyend, on 01/31/2008, -4/+5ok how about baseball is for queers
- oldhick, on 01/31/2008, -1/+2I've been to so many soccer games I think I'll gouge my eyes out with an ice pick. Now I do believe context is important. To be fair, no one seems to get really excited in the US about soccer and I'm talking about the actual fans in the stadium. So that makes it tougher. Second, most other American sports are focused on high energy quick action to take advantage of our TV generated short attention spans. So why do I go? Because I have a close friend who plays professionally and sometimes as a friend you have to suck it up and be there for them. But I hate soccer. Give me football or America's finest sport, American Gladiator and I'm in!
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