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- trousercustard, on 03/16/2009, -0/+23“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.” - Ernest Hemingway
"To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems..." - Homer Simpson. - cipher64, on 03/16/2009, -1/+23Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life - George Bernard Shaw
I often sit back and think, 'I wish I'd done that', and find out later that I already have - Richard Harris
Don't be surprised if I demur, for, be advised my passport's green. No glass of ours was ever raised to toast the Queen - Seamus Heaney
Ireland sober is Ireland stiff - James Joyce
I was savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk - Daniel Day Lewis
When money's tight and hard to get and your horse has also ran, when all you have is heap of debt a pint of plain is your only man - Flann O'Brien
I drink because I'm thirsty - Shane Macgowan
The nicest buttocks in the world are in Ireland. Irish women are always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world - Peter O'Toole
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle - Jonathan Swift
Work is a curse of the drinking class - Oscar Wilde
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober - William Yeats - mmcgehee123, on 03/16/2009, -0/+18"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S. Thompson - Devine122, on 03/16/2009, -0/+15"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."
- Arnold Schwarzenegger - inactive, on 03/16/2009, -1/+13"Never accept a drink from a urologist"-Anonymous
- Diggopolis, on 03/16/2009, -1/+12LoL Great, Mo... now I have this Monty Python song running through my head. LoL Good Post!
"Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel" - AlexTommo, on 03/16/2009, -0/+9The first two lines of that I sang in the tune to The Fresh Prince...
- roguenkatz, on 03/16/2009, -0/+9"I'll have to drink about that"
--Peter Cook from Lol Creme and Kevin Godley's "Consequences" - TheMightyDane, on 03/16/2009, -0/+6"A long time ago, Way back in history
Where all there was to drink, was nothing but cups of tea" .... - inactive, on 03/16/2009, -0/+5Drinking has been getting ugly people laid since the first grape fermented
- fonetikly, on 03/17/2009, -0/+5Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar,
"Bring on the goddamn cat!" - novenator, on 03/17/2009, -0/+5Work is the curse of the drinking class
-Oscar Wilde
best. quote. ever! - rtcrooks, on 03/16/2009, -0/+4I, like Joyce, would opt for a drunk, flaccid Ireland.
- doesmybrethsmel, on 03/16/2009, -0/+3James Joyce :"Poor Paddy Dignam!"
- punx, on 03/17/2009, -0/+2Then there's hope for us all, huh?
- inactive, on 03/18/2009, -0/+2I don't think you have anything to worry about..;)
- GhostBear, on 03/17/2009, -1/+2“Generations will continue to meet the same fate unless the perennial oppressor-Britain-is removed, for she will unashamedly and mercilessly continue to maintain her occupation and economic exploitation of Ireland to judgment day, if she is not halted and ejected.”
“They have nothing in their whole imperial arsenal that can break the spirit of one Irishman who doesn't want to be broken.”
Both from Bobby Sands - FunkUncut, on 03/17/2009, -0/+1thats because u are a pussy drink whiskey hiccup... hiccup... you ffffukin bbbitch
- DrLeePhD, on 03/17/2009, -2/+3(imitates irish accent) Money spent on a working web server is money well spent. -- Shamus-O'Malley Scott.
- lear, on 03/17/2009, -0/+1happy st. patrick's day. don't forget your green-wear.
- epimortum, on 03/17/2009, -0/+1" along came a man by the name of Charley Mops and he invented the wonderful drink and made it out of hops..."
- faskippy, on 03/17/2009, -0/+1LMFAO! Best. Ever.
- djpaec, on 03/17/2009, -1/+1And just like James I'll be drinkin Irish tonight....
-Against Me! - ho11a, on 03/17/2009, -1/+1Aye
- DirtPile, on 03/17/2009, -1/+1The list is incomplete with Mr. Behan chiming in.
- jackmarlin, on 07/04/2009, -0/+0Ha! Nice Suggestions from these guys!
http://www.brooksshoes.biz/ - FunkUncut, on 03/17/2009, -0/+0"Im not drunk enough to be a man"
- dangsta, on 03/17/2009, -2/+2"Here's to alcohol- the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems" - homer simpson
- novenator, on 03/17/2009, -2/+1Drinky drinky drinky drinky drinky drinky FIGHT!
-Dropkick Murphys - rezanew, on 03/17/2009, -3/+0"I drink because I am thirsty " -- me too, but I usually drink water! :D
- Crazyredivan, on 03/16/2009, -9/+3"Well I fell into prison, about an quarter to three
and I found in my cell, a glass waiting for me.
So I filled what was empty,
and I pulled up a stool.
But he stood in the corner,
the old devil wouldn't move.
He said you drink when you're lonely.
No, I drink when I want.
He said you'll never be sober.
Sure, why would I want that.
I only drink to be merry,
but unfortunately
I'm in the wrong prison cell
and the wrong company."
-Flogging Molly, "Wrong Company" - Vyyper, on 03/16/2009, -11/+4I drink every now and then (once a week ish) just to sit back and enjoy the company of friends.
And to numb the pain. - jgubbe, on 03/16/2009, -12/+3I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea.
Just me and my good buddy Weiser.
That's all I ever need.
Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.
And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
And his brothers Black and Red.
And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drank alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
Well, my whole family done give up on me,
And it makes me feel so bad.
The only one who'll hang out with me
Is my dear old Granddad.
And we drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
We drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.
- George Thorogood
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