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- AManWithNoName, on 05/25/2008, -12/+1400Oh dear god...What did I just microwave?
- seabass341, on 05/25/2008, -18/+933Did they eat it? I would have... just to make sure it was a baby.
- VdgX, on 05/25/2008, -18/+745The leaked plot of M. Night Shyamalan's new movie.
- NoStoppingUs, on 05/25/2008, -3/+450who would throw a burrito in the garbage?!?
- darwinsTH3ORY, on 05/25/2008, -5/+403This is such a coincidence, my wife and I just got back from getting an ultrasound...turns out it was just a burrito
- inactive, on 05/25/2008, -40/+436What's worse (better?) than 10 babies in a garbage can?
One baby in 10 garbage cans - Enche, on 05/25/2008, -17/+394Please be fake :(
- Brainbean, on 05/25/2008, -7/+313Happens all the time.
- krolm, on 05/25/2008, -34/+335maybe it was a mexican baby that shapeshifted into a burrito
- saxreturns, on 05/25/2008, -10/+268What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds?
There are twenty of them. - blackrage, on 05/25/2008, -21/+251I went to Taco Bell last night and gave birth to a giant mud-baby this morning
- Dustmuffins, on 05/25/2008, -9/+234What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take my steel toed boots off to jump on a trampoline. - Beatlemaniac, on 05/25/2008, -9/+225Whoever reported it must have been trippin' balls. It's the only explanation that makes sense.
- ChinezePanda, on 05/25/2008, -26/+239What? is the town ***** South Park!?
- rory2267, on 05/25/2008, -14/+220what's the difference between 2 lesbians and 2 babies?
i've never had sex with 2 lesbians - thenonhacker, on 05/25/2008, -9/+212Mr BabyMan?
- MyLittlePwny, on 05/25/2008, -13/+207Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face. - utjimbo2010, on 05/25/2008, -13/+199What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage. - D3koy, on 05/25/2008, -5/+180just to make sure it _was_ a baby?
- 15thPD, on 05/25/2008, -11/+184OM NOM NOM NOM!
- spammishking, on 05/25/2008, -23/+195What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave. - thenewromancexx, on 05/25/2008, -15/+186i mistake burritos for babies all of the time. did it have a diaper?
- bjornski, on 05/25/2008, -5/+164/pulls up a lawn chair and popcorn, expecting to see more jokes.
//lots of popcorn to share - inactive, on 05/25/2008, -31/+187What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit. - TaintedWisdom, on 05/25/2008, -5/+155Screenshot and then post as "This is why I love digg"
- furi0us1, on 05/25/2008, -2/+147How do you make a dead baby float?
two scoops of ice cream, two scoops of dead baby. - Kr1ngle0, on 05/25/2008, -16/+154How do you get 10 babies into a shoebox?
Blender.
How do you get them back out?
Nachos! - gllopc, on 05/25/2008, -3/+136A dingo once ate my burrito.
- bjornski, on 05/25/2008, -3/+132"What a twist!"
- FUR10N, on 05/25/2008, -5/+133What's more fun than tying a dead baby to a close line and swinging it around 200mph..
..Stopping it with a shovel. - punkcat, on 05/25/2008, -0/+123you are supposed to report anything delicious.
or was that suspicious? - schweinehundXX, on 05/25/2008, -13/+130Whats more funny than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume. - Fantom, on 05/25/2008, -5/+121Why should you boil water when a baby is being born?
So if it's born dead, you can make soup. - Dustmuffins, on 05/25/2008, -8/+121OM NOM NOM NOM
- adriaaan, on 10/12/2008, -5/+118Oh dear. If hell exists, we're all doomed.
- tiberone, on 05/25/2008, -5/+109What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't have sex with a sandwich before I eat it. - 22catches, on 05/25/2008, -5/+109A new meaning for the "kid's menu"?
- PoopSalad, on 05/25/2008, -7/+105***** now everyone's going to find out that they've been serving babies at taco bell. RIP babies, you were delicious :(
- 1gunners4, on 05/25/2008, -4/+101What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One if fun to smash with a sledge-hammer, the other is a watermelon. - mastazed, on 05/25/2008, -7/+103that made my day. you sick bastard.
- b-dizzle, on 05/25/2008, -5/+97I love how this story was submitted under "Food & Drink"
- R0l0, on 05/25/2008, -123/+214ok everybody, on the count of three:
OM NOM NOM NOM - ThantiK, on 05/25/2008, -4/+95OM NOM NOM NOM - *CRUNCH* - THIS ISN'T BONELESS BABY!
- drunkentoad, on 05/25/2008, -3/+90and the burrito is really. . . . . a ghost!
- BedPost, on 05/25/2008, -7/+94How long does it take to microwave a baby?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating. - juneaudigger, on 05/25/2008, -1/+84Yes, to make sure it was a baby. Sweet, delicious baby. Mmmmmm....
- Tyrghast, on 05/25/2008, -1/+84What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and truckload of dead babies?
I can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork. - ace10414, on 05/25/2008, -4/+86What does a blind deaf baby get for Christmas?
Cancer. - inactive, on 05/25/2008, -9/+88You're more than 4 hours late, *****!
- AshamedAmerican, on 05/25/2008, -3/+75I think you're overestimating him.
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