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  • darkciti2, on 07/16/2009, -0/+13Vodka in a water bottle works every time.
  • septicmadman, on 07/16/2009, -0/+12for all intents and purposes
  • shadowspawn, on 07/15/2009, -3/+13For the monsters of rock concert at JFK in Philly we basically took hypos and injected oranges and grapefruits with cheap vodka at the navels 3 shots worth and sold them for $5 a pop. No cans were allowed, no bottles, no plastic, and they did look for the binoculars.

    Worked like a charm, and we sold them like hotcakes, went through gallons and crates of oranges at that point and kept on going out to get more (it was on a Friday so stores were open). I always wondered if the security guards ever wondered why people were bringing in sacks of fruit.

    The stadium collapsed with the next show.
  • 4LI3ER70, on 07/16/2009, -1/+10Pocket Shots

    http://www.pocketshot.net/
  • inactive, on 07/16/2009, -2/+11Just put it in a brown paper bag. It fools the cops. :D
  • snowcrazy, on 07/15/2009, -0/+9Genius!
  • inactive, on 07/16/2009, -1/+8Cracked did it better
    http://www.cracked.com/article_16342_james-bond-bo ...
  • ZestyNinja, on 07/16/2009, -0/+6"No one will suspect a thing when you reach up you shorts and a golden stream of frothy liquid pours out of your left leg and into your buddys mouth."
    Dugg.
  • jurassiqpark, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5stop going to hippy shows.
  • weskarl, on 07/16/2009, -0/+4For football games, we always get those vacuum sealed bags and put enough whiskey in one for a few drinks, seal it up and pack that baby away near your taint and you'll never get that 4th quarter hangover.
  • tomarocco, on 07/16/2009, -0/+41) Old Spice smells better than patchouli
    2) Dreads are unsanitary...
    3) ...so is your girlfriends armpit hair.
    4) Your tattoo isn't cool and it doesn't say what you think it says about you.
  • MAWeiny, on 07/16/2009, -0/+4The best one is a watermelon with a hole cut in the top and an entire bottle of vodka poured in through said hole.
  • Cybird88, on 07/16/2009, -0/+4Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bears da Bears da Bears da Bears
  • Twenty, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3They're pretty sweet but if I can fill up with anything I'd buy the disposaflask. Not sure where I can find those though, probably not up in NY.
  • WillDearborn, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3Sweet! I just bought the sneaky shorts. They will definitely come in handy
  • Sino, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3Dug for "Capri-Sun for men"
  • pyrobaby, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3Did venues get more paranoid or something? Back in the day, anything I wanted smuggled in - booze, camera, whatever - you (or if you're not a girl, get a girl friend to do it) just put it in your bag and put a bunch of tampons* on top of everything. Every single time, The security dude would look at the top and just say "go ahead."

    * = ProTip: only use unused tampons, you sick freak you.
  • NJSlacker, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3I think you're going to get some weird looks when you get a refill from the sippin seat...
  • andyrunner, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3They're actually extremely comfortable and well made flip flops. I bought a pair last summer just for the novelty and ended up wearing them damn near every day. Never actually used the flask part but it's a good conversation starter
  • Michaelabehsera, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3GOLD
  • inactive, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3I'd fill every one of them and drink wherever I was
  • sinurgy, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3I'm going to an all day concert this Friday, anyone got some ingenious ideas they care to share?
  • dhaft88, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2I like.
  • Barackalypse, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2The only venue I've ever been to that would have found a plastic flask in my cargo shorts/pants would have been the airport and then only if I set off the metal detector or was randomly designated for extra screening.
  • Cybird88, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2Brilliant!
  • TheCheeks, on 07/16/2009, -1/+2They all break.
  • sinurgy, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1It's not a hippy show, I use Right Guard, I don't have dreads, my girlfriend is not French and I don't have a tattoo...asses.
  • Cybird88, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1Mine still rock after a season of college football tailgating
  • Ocelot13, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1the canteens on mine both cracked to hell. but still got the funnel and key/bottle opener on my keychain
  • pyrobaby, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1I'd be afraid to drink anything. Watching your boobs slowly (or quickly if you're like me) shrink as the day goes on would be really depressing.
  • pyrobaby, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1pssh. They're cool, but they're no Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes.
  • inactive, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1dammit cybird, im always too slow.

    ill dig you up anyway.
  • MukyBear, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1Wine rack for work looks tempting.
  • teemingvoid, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1I've hung out with enough girls... Boobs = woman's built-in hidden goody bag of illegal/restricted paraphernalia
  • MukyBear, on 07/17/2009, -0/+0Watching my breasts melt off would be hilarious for me, maybe horrifying for others. Either way I would be to drunk to care to explain when I'm tending to someone and they freak out, asking me why my man boobs are shrinking.
  • Jabrams2, on 07/15/2009, -3/+3Reef Dram Sandals. I just might actually get me a pair of those.
  • Onji, on 07/16/2009, -2/+2Simpsons, er I mean, Cracked did it.


    http://www.cracked.com/article_16342_james-bond-bo ...
  • papayonsens, on 07/16/2009, -2/+2check out the Floppy Flask

    http://www.floppyflask.com
  • dledtm, on 07/19/2009, -0/+0yep this seems to work 99.9% of the time.
  • Altair27, on 07/16/2009, -4/+3I read this as "Top products for smuggling alcohol onto Venus"

    Moments later, I was sorely dissapointed.
  • chris1234, on 07/15/2009, -3/+2Barnoculars FTW!
  • 3Y3CON, on 07/16/2009, -5/+2If you are interested in purchasing these items please see the following link: http://digg.com/d1whzp
  • CB810, on 07/15/2009, -9/+4That you cheap drinkers. These are all very cool...
  • gvoakes, on 07/15/2009, -10/+2I'd have to stick with the classic Beer Belly for all intensive purposes

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