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- nahsrocketeer75, on 06/19/2008, -10/+245No. 1: Drink a full case in a day. .... Hey, I'm not cutting back just to check it off some stupid list.
- inactive, on 06/19/2008, -1/+140*Achievement Unlocked - Black Out Before Noon*
- supermicek, on 06/19/2008, -3/+96Whatever, that list can be accomplished before leaving college. Check out the real list of drinking accomplishments from the masters at Modern Drunkard magazine
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-04 ... - agentb111, on 06/19/2008, -0/+71not unless there's something wrong with being AWESOME
- briankoenig03, on 06/19/2008, -0/+59Funny comment, but less funny when I saw you stole it from a comment on the blog.
- JoeyDigital, on 06/19/2008, -2/+57is there something wrong with me if i have already accomplished 7 of these??
- alapoet, on 06/19/2008, -1/+49At 47, I've got 'em all covered except Oktoberfest.
But now my liver's mad at me and I had to stop drinking. Give me a 10 Achievements list for pot heads, and I'm back in business. - bjstiktrix, on 06/19/2008, -7/+55Digg this up if you LOVE a ***** drink and aren't afraid to say it.
- ADIDAS247, on 06/19/2008, -7/+53This article must have been written by a 14 year old who just discoverd Natty Ice.
This list makes up what most of us call "Saturday" - kakwakas, on 06/19/2008, -2/+3410am to midnight to drink 30?
Would you like me to put a bottle nipple on your beer next time? - Acglaphotis, on 06/19/2008, -0/+30http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement. ...
- smittysize, on 06/19/2008, -0/+26Edward 40 Hands? Nobody....?
- Cheese6034, on 06/19/2008, -2/+24*****, looks like I need to find the money for a plane ticket to Germany.
- Boshow, on 06/19/2008, -3/+2323 years old and I've got 5 of these checked.
- agentb111, on 06/19/2008, -0/+19fantastic article! lol @ learn something about wine, though, tough one for me. maybe if they start printing wine facts on the back of vodka bottles?
- viniciusfontes, on 06/19/2008, -0/+19AA is for quitters.
- shutaro, on 06/19/2008, -1/+19Shut up, liver! *punch* Ow! My liver hurts...
- drewdown112, on 06/19/2008, -2/+20AA Meeting... got that out of the way before high school was over!
- CCB0x45, on 06/19/2008, -1/+17***** I got them all ticked except Octoberfest in Germany... one day!
- TheAbdBoy, on 06/19/2008, -5/+21Case In A Day - 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I prefer to think not. You need to sit down with a couple of friends and a couple of cases and power through the day and the case. People that have never done this think it’s easy and the people that have, know it’s not. Added Difficulty: Keep a hand written journal of what you are doing each time you crack a beer. Bonus Points: If anything is legible after beer 17.
Run The Taps At A Bar… Conditions: must have 12 or more taps. This is pretty self explanatory. Belly up to the bar and order a single pint of every beer they have on tap one after the other. You are going to get to try a lot of new beers and chances are you will be piss drunk before the sun goes down.
Century Club - Pretty simple, 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes without puking. Much like the case in a day challenge people always think this is easy until they actually try it. 60 seconds starts feeling like 5 seconds once you pass the 70 minute mark.
Brew Your Own Beer - Yeah it might not taste that great and you will be “that guy” that makes all your friends try their ***** brew but every true booze hound has to give it a shot at least once.
Pub Crawl Conditions: 12 or more pubs covering at least 1 mile. There is nothing better than getting a big group of friends together on a sunny day and catching a buzz while going on a walk. A beer at each stop with a short walk in between and you will be primed for a night of debauchery.
Go To An AA Meeting at least once you should see how the other half lives. Learn a lesson from Charlie Kelly, throw out your beer before you actually get into the meeting. If you don’t somebody will rat you out.
Learn Something About Wine And I don’t mean memorizing the flavors of Franzia, Carlo Rossi or Charles Shaw. Go on a wine tour and actually pay attention (without pounding Busch Lights between wineries) or go to a multi-course meal where they pair a wine with each course and explain why they go together. The knowledge will pay off each and every time you take a lady out for a nice dinner.
Black Out Before Noon - Just once get out of bed at 9 a.m. and crack a beer instead of having your morning Tropicana. There are a finite number of years in life where you can get drunk before noon and not feel like a total douche about it the next day. If you are a college football fan then this is easy to accomplish. If beer isn’t your bag first thing in the A.M. then I would recommend a Boones Farm Strawberry Hill. It’s slightly fruity, high in booze and fan-*****-tastic.
Oktoberfest in Germany - As someone who’s been there twice, trust me in terms of a unique alcohol experience, it’s pretty unparalleled. Any place where you can puke on the floor under your table, and one waitress jokes with you while she cleans it up and another brings you another beer is unique in my book. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a girl throw up while making out with some dude so that it squirts out the side of their mouths. Gross but hilarious. –Mr. Wonka
Scotch - learn to drink scotch either on the rocks or neat. Much like golf, it is a pain in the ass to learn, but it will pay off in the business world. While you are at it, learn the difference between bourbon and whiskey so that you don’t look like a total ***** hayseed. If you really want to get a gold star on your chart learn the difference between a blend and single malt as well. - LookAnOwl, on 06/19/2008, -3/+17I did 100 shots one night, but the achievement wouldn't unlock. Stupid M$.
- zephyr42, on 06/19/2008, -0/+14We're a creative bunch you'd be surprised at what we could do.
- peeinian, on 06/19/2008, -0/+14Dugg for the mention of Charlie Kelly. Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Watch it.
- badwithcomputer, on 06/19/2008, -1/+13masculinist co. man of the week right here.
- thebza451, on 06/19/2008, -0/+12oh yeah slammin' heroin is much better, that's for bigwigs and CEOs
- btraxx, on 06/19/2008, -0/+12This site has a blackout.
- cawpin, on 06/20/2008, -2/+13FTA: "While you are at it, learn the difference between bourbon and whiskey so that you don’t look like a total ***** hayseed."
Yeah, speaking of hayseeds. Bourbon IS whiskey. If you're talking about the difference between bourbon and Scotch then it would be spelled whisky. Both are whiskey/whisky. Bourbon is American style whiskey. Scotch is Scottish whisky.
Jackasses, I don't think I'll listen to you about drinking suggestions. - OlDirtyCurty, on 06/19/2008, -4/+14Tap a nasty Va-Jay-Jay through beer goggles should be on there. Done did it!
- judicar, on 06/19/2008, -1/+1111. Drink two gallons of water in one sitting, guaranteed to be your last drinking achievement.
- 10lbhammer, on 06/19/2008, -1/+11damn, I gotta get to work! I'm 10 years older and I've got 5 checked...
kids these days. think they're sooooo freakin smart. /crotchety 33 year old - Zihuatanejo, on 06/19/2008, -0/+10The only thing I'm afraid of is running out of booze.
- DaHuuuuuudge, on 06/20/2008, -0/+9My unnecessary apostrophe senses are tingling.
- charliekelly, on 06/19/2008, -2/+11I can't wait to try and run the taps at the Tap House. That's an arrest waiting to happen.
- robbie32, on 06/19/2008, -3/+1210 Ways to Kill Your Liver
- TheCarDude, on 06/19/2008, -2/+10sweet I'm halfway there
- bartofdahammer, on 06/19/2008, -0/+8Who dugg you down
- AsSubtleAsABrik, on 06/20/2008, -0/+8"3.) Drink a fifth of hard liquor, by yourself, in one day."
When I learned I can drink a fifth of Jack by myself in one night, I stopped drinking liquor. I mean that's just kind of ridiculous. Though I did drink 26 beers on my 21st birthday.. Guess it didn't help much. - humperdeath, on 06/20/2008, -0/+8And I'm gonna take my toys and go home. nyahhhh!
- teethandeyes, on 06/19/2008, -0/+8I love drinking. Everytime I read an article like this, I feel like drinking. Oh wait, almost everything makes me feel like drinking.
- btraxx, on 06/19/2008, -2/+9You don't know how much that would have helped.
- Butros, on 06/20/2008, -0/+7So the Century Club is completely awesome?
- Spudster, on 06/19/2008, -1/+8DUGG DOWN WHAT!>?@!@
That's it, sonofabitch is dead. - benenov, on 06/19/2008, -2/+9where is the "make out with your boss who is almost twice your age" achievement?
- filmbandit, on 06/19/2008, -0/+7***** all that -- maybe if i was in my 20s still
- thirdeyeopen, on 06/19/2008, -0/+6Try doing no. 2 at the Taphouse (160 beers on tap)
- koick, on 06/20/2008, -0/+6Trust me, you've got to get the rough ones over before you get older. There's no way at 40 I can to the 'Case In A Day' or 'Century Club'.
As for Century Club "game", in my 20s I saw folks try it and it wasn't pretty (I think they stopped in the 80s). There was much puking and even a hot coworker's wife (think Helen Hunt's *hot* younger sister) showed me her boobs. - clynxx, on 06/19/2008, -0/+6Anyone have a mirror?
- SirFoxx, on 06/20/2008, -0/+6All Bourbons are whiskey's, not all whiskey's are Bourbons. Bourbon contains at least 51% corn on top of the malt and rye.
Now who's hayseed. - weebs, on 06/20/2008, -0/+5Did he just say Boone's Farm is high in alcohol? Really?
- Spudster, on 06/19/2008, -0/+5Were gonna have to start copyrighting witty phrases if this pirating of funnyness keeps going on!
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