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The Three Philosophies of Butter [PIC]

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  • inactive, on 01/20/2008, -0/+301Lol at reddit comment

    "Now this gives ideas for some new brands.

    Agnosticism: I don't know if this is butter.

    Zen: You are the butter.

    Pragmatism: This can be used as butter.

    Creationism: Only God can make butter.

    Socialism: This should be good enough for everybody.

    Bushism: I have secret evidence that this is pure butter.

    Libertarianism: You decide what this is.

    Dysfunction: Why do you always refuse to call this butter?!

    Freudianism: This is your mother.

    Dadaism: This is not a tub.

    Science: This is margarine."
  • filemeaway, on 01/20/2008, -0/+181Scientology: For only $40,000, you'll have the most delicious bread imaginable.
  • bagelpirate, on 01/20/2008, -4/+167Portalism: The butter is a lie.
  • inactive, on 01/20/2008, -3/+144Mormonism: I have many butters.
  • tsunami643, on 01/20/2008, -1/+138Jedism: This is not the butter you're looking for.
  • coolian, on 01/20/2008, -0/+134South Park: Butters, you *****.
  • HydrogenOxide, on 01/20/2008, -0/+115Spartanism: THIS IS MARGARINE!
  • xb00t, on 01/20/2008, -0/+115Its funnier if you read them backwards.
    "Could it be butter?"
    "Butter it's not"
    "I can't believe its not butter"

    Sounds like a weird conversation.
  • inactive, on 01/20/2008, -1/+111Racism: White butter only
  • inactive, on 01/20/2008, -2/+103Fox: This is an attack on American butterism values
  • JLecker, on 01/20/2008, -4/+102Lolcat: I can buleevez is butter?
  • inactive, on 01/20/2008, -3/+92I think a new internet meme is born.
  • skeen07, on 01/20/2008, -1/+86Matrixism: There is no tub.
  • renegadeafk, on 01/20/2008, -0/+65Best comment thread...ever
  • Tiak, on 01/20/2008, -1/+65Pessimism: This will probably kill you, but so will everything else.
  • andyroo316, on 01/20/2008, -0/+62Yodaism: Believe it's butter, I cannot...
  • abtarhar, on 01/25/2008, -1/+58I think Yoda inspired the name "Butter it's not"
  • UrlorJkron, on 01/20/2008, -0/+53Don't spread me, bro!
  • a3r0, on 01/20/2008, -1/+53Nintendoism: The butter is in another grocery store
  • defectDS, on 01/20/2008, -2/+53Fanboyism: My butter is the best, your butter sux.
  • rye425, on 01/20/2008, -2/+53Screw margerine, butter FTW!
  • xdvx, on 01/20/2008, -5/+55digg is ***** up today.
  • defectDS, on 01/20/2008, -0/+49Stevejobsism: It scrolls like butter.
  • affanjam, on 01/20/2008, -0/+47B-B-B-BUTTER CUTTER!!!!!
  • carbonetc, on 01/20/2008, -0/+47Platonism: Merely an imperfect instantiation of butter itself.
  • inactive, on 01/20/2008, -12/+58C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!
  • SideShowMel0329, on 01/20/2008, -1/+46Relativism: This is only butter on Earth.
  • down4twenty, on 01/20/2008, -1/+45egocentrism: no one touch my butter
  • bagelpirate, on 01/20/2008, -0/+42WHO LET YOU USE A COMPUTER?!!!
  • Chordinator, on 01/20/2008, -2/+44Optimism: This will thin out your big ass.
  • cyroxos, on 01/20/2008, -0/+40Slashdotism: I for one welcome our new pseudo-butter overloads.
  • scabbers, on 01/20/2008, -2/+40Cop with taser: "You'd Butter Believe It!"
  • sdubois92, on 01/20/2008, -2/+40Catholicism: Don't sodomize this butter
  • inactive, on 01/20/2008, -1/+38Marxism: The rich will tell you it's butter, but it's not.
  • exomni, on 01/20/2008, -5/+41Fascism: "This is butter. This is butter. This is butter. This is butter. This is butter. This is butter. You ate it? Good. It wasn't butter. I never said it was butter. I never said it was butter. I never said it was butter. *points to Iran* Look over there! That is butter. That is butter. That is butter."
  • inactive, on 01/20/2008, -1/+37You can't break butter all you can do is cut it.
  • Dotcommer, on 01/20/2008, -1/+37No, this is perfect. I want digg to be like this every day. I haven't laughed this hard in years! Specifically that first reddit comment.
  • MutatedNantuko, on 01/20/2008, -2/+38Lamarckism: The Stronger Butter.
  • andycr512, on 01/20/2008, -0/+32Bushism: "People are working hard to put butter on their family!"
  • unr8d, on 01/20/2008, -1/+32oh stfu
  • Flamekebab, on 01/20/2008, -2/+30Blendtecism: This butter will blend.
  • inactive, on 01/20/2008, -0/+28Bushism: I'm the decider, and I decide what is butter
  • inactive, on 01/20/2008, -2/+28http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/03/22/butterz-i ...
  • Namco, on 01/20/2008, -2/+25WOWism:
    Gnomish Tub O'Butter
    Use: Restores 243 health over 21 seconds. Must remain seated while eating. If you spend at least 10 seconds eating you will become well fed and gain 10 Stamina and Spirit for 15 minutes.
    "I don't know what this is made of, but it sure tastes good with my Mag'har grainbread."
  • ClayDragon, on 01/20/2008, -0/+23Democratism: It's only butter if at least 51% say so.
  • daliminator, on 01/20/2008, -0/+22Lucasism: That's no butter - that's a tub of margarine!

    IT'S A TRAAAAAP!!!
  • solidus636, on 01/20/2008, -1/+21"I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter"
  • Zippo, on 01/20/2008, -0/+20Wow... Epic win. Best story/comment thread on digg in a long time.
  • themoose, on 01/20/2008, -1/+17Judaism: This butter is not the son of God.
  • stackered, on 01/20/2008, -0/+16Fatalism: Buying one of these butters is inevitable.
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