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The Ronald McDonald Chronicles [PICS]

asylum.com — We have often wondered what Ronald McDonald's life might have been like if he were a real man. Would he know love? Would he be tempted by drugs and excess? Would he go to jail and eventually get beheaded? All roads certainly seem possible for the scarlet-haired hamburger hawker.

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  • zantos420, on 07/22/2008, -1/+28#12 is the best lol
    • migshark, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3It's an expose` - Christian Bale's day job before Batman Begins.
      • Calibur, on 07/22/2008, -0/+7"Your a McDonald... not a whore!"
      • themastersb, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1When they need to tell you that at McDonalds there must be a problem. "Here is your A McDonald sandwich.... No it's not a whore"
  • Crackerpat, on 07/22/2008, -2/+21#12, #5, and #3 in that order. #24 makes me think that Don Imus has gotten another job.
  • alapoet, on 07/22/2008, -1/+12Ah, Ronald... we hardly knew ye.
  • misanthropegirl, on 07/22/2008, -1/+9I will never look at a Playplace the same way again.
  • akpwnz, on 07/22/2008, -2/+8Scratch going to McDonalds for lunch. Damn you asylum!
  • kateyall, on 07/22/2008, -1/+7Ronald was a cute baby. WP may have made a mistake though.
  • sogeshirts, on 07/22/2008, -1/+4Ronald has game.
  • darkchild82, on 07/22/2008, -1/+9So THAT's why he's always smiling
  • BCKids1208, on 07/22/2008, -1/+8Little known secret: Underneath his makeup Ronald McDonald is the guy from American Psycho.
  • captmorgan555, on 07/22/2008, -2/+3More funny ones just searching his name in google images:
    http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&q=ronal ...
  • Haoie, on 07/22/2008, -1/+3I think Colonel Sanders should be next for speculation.

    Oh wait...
  • michaelwong38, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3nice one, made my day, still not giving up on big macs though. oh and those golden fries
  • gobbstopp, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1macdonalds. john wayne. boy bands. rupert murdoch.

    orgasms. stimulants/depressants. being authoritatively protected from dismemberment. mary kate and ashley.

    my little list, i know not from whence it came
  • poontangpirate, on 07/22/2008, -0/+5http://www.smashum.com/bu/ronald-mcdonald-stolen.h ...
    #15 explained
  • Hanzfranz, on 07/22/2008, -2/+2Some of those reminded me of the joker.
  • devaspark, on 07/22/2008, -0/+6Ronald McDonald Mix

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhizo7KrZrw
  • socketman, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1That site never works for me, any mirrors?
  • wellstd1, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1My Ronald McDonald is a cowboy who goes around shooting bad guys!
  • mrgodai, on 07/22/2008, -0/+2he also fought batman http://youtube.com/watch?v=STzmOMKZxOE
  • rob2oo4, on 07/22/2008, -1/+0Even Ronald McDonald can't resist nudey magazines
  • rob2oo4, on 07/22/2008, -1/+0#12 "Does Ronald gotta slap a bitch"
  • mediaspree, on 07/22/2008, -1/+2I think the life story of Grimace would be better.
  • Elliottx, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3Picture 21, Ryuk anyone?

    Also I knew for a fact that the end picture would be the zombie ronald. :D
    • PopcornDave, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Either that or his sister. That was my first thought when I saw those eyes.
  • HubbaMan, on 07/22/2008, -1/+1Haha - 12 made me crazy :) LoL :D
  • lalavalerina, on 07/22/2008, -0/+4I don't care what ANYBODY says.... Ronald McDonald is a creepy clown! I was afraid of him as a child... And I'm STILL afraid of him today!!
  • Walcherina, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3disturbing.
  • ronaldmonster, on 07/22/2008, -1/+7My name is ronaldmonster and I approve of this article.
  • James8596, on 07/22/2008, -1/+2That was pretty good, but the icing on the cake was that the Ronald slide show was followed up by a slide show of Lebowski Fest pics! The Dude and McDonalds: God Bless America!
  • tr909, on 07/22/2008, -0/+0#24 is Michael Bay during the filming of Bad Boys III: Ronald, Marcus, and Mike drive thru.

  • dolphumous, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/natural-red ...
  • leerayIG88, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1this clown reminds me of "IT" Pennywise
  • Kydos, on 07/22/2008, -0/+0a zombie "King" would be much creepier.
  • leerayIG88, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1#24 Looks like Roger Moore....
    YOu know...from the 007 movies where he dressed as the clown.
  • seobro, on 07/22/2008, -0/+3I'm Mclovin it!
  • Karai, on 07/22/2008, -0/+2I have always found the last one to be a very.... attractive image... >.>;;
  • bsteer, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1I enjoyed that. With that being said, it was completely ridiculous. =]
  • tehknotte, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1It works to view these with the Ghostbusters theme song.
  • tehknotte, on 07/22/2008, -0/+123 is like Cloverfield: Iraq.
  • nydwarf, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Mmmm ANGUS Burger!
  • canudiggit123, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Anyone else get the Death Not Reference.
    Who am I kidding.
    No one even reads this far.
  • WheezyMustafa, on 07/23/2008, -0/+2That was hilarious!
  • sisko2k5, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1McDreamy and Zombie McDonald rules. That kicks butt.
  • selenamiler, on 07/23/2008, -0/+0It's a great joke
  • KtownReject0358, on 07/23/2008, -0/+1It was the laugh I needed.
  • ProphetPX, on 07/26/2008, -0/+1Check out all the comments that I made on my ex-girlfriend Shaunna's MySpace comments page about Burger King and McDonalds (and even some about Taco Bell .... lmao!)

    http://comment.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=us ...

    Just look for any / all of the comments posted by "ProphetPX" (me), with the blue effect face pic. Those are the fast food funnies I used to tease her with by posting hilarious pics making fun of them with! LMAO So, yeah, anyway, not long ago, she used to work at all of them fast food places so I used to (accidentally!! LOL) find all sorts of funny pics that had to do with all the fast food places she used to work at, and then, OF COURSE, I just HAD to plaster them ALL over her MySpace comments page! LMAO!!

    Erk, I forgot that some of my comments I posted on her page (when it was her birthday) were NOT SAFE FOR WORK (NSFW) - so if you are clicking my link, better not, and wait till you get home! lol I still love this girl though so DON'T BE ROTTEN TO HER! This is just to show off some funny ***** ... lmao
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