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- AmyVernon, on 06/05/2009, -2/+56Caffeine is never "unnecessary."
- dlan4327, on 06/05/2009, -1/+42I was thinking Caffeinated Tampons. Now that would be a kick in the crotch.
- mattearle, on 06/05/2009, -0/+34Unnecessary? it's addictive and legal.
- inactive, on 06/05/2009, -1/+35Caffine is a poor man's nicotine. I absolutely love it!
- voomfoo, on 06/05/2009, -0/+26The caffeine inhaler never existed. It was a joke by think geek.
- Zippo, on 06/05/2009, -0/+22http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/all
Enough said. - mwtapp, on 10/11/2009, -1/+20Caffeinated Inhaler: the only way to freebase caffeine.
- Jektal, on 06/05/2009, -1/+18... ... Caffeinated Bacon!
- lekahe, on 06/05/2009, -0/+15So what! I never understood why someone wants to drink decaffeinated coffee...
- TrevorBradley, on 06/05/2009, -0/+15Futurama had caffeinated bacon in the year 3000.
- inactive, on 06/05/2009, -0/+12Caffeinated panty hose? I guess if you can't keep her up all night one way you can do it another way.
- Subduction, on 06/05/2009, -1/+12And we will kill you, inject you with caffeine, and eat you.
- MargotCross, on 06/04/2009, -4/+14you learn something new every day :)
- GeekNurse, on 06/05/2009, -0/+9BuzzAire Caffeine Inhaler
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/buzzaire.shtml = April Fools Joke
Nice fact checking there, Regretful Morning. - Shawn4168, on 06/05/2009, -0/+9Same for the caffeinated beer. These guys didn't do any research at all.
- voomfoo, on 06/05/2009, -0/+9There's no caffeinated inhaler. It was a hoax.
- CourageWulf, on 06/05/2009, -1/+10I would ask where Coffee Enema is listed but those things feel great (so I've heard).
- AngryAngryBrian, on 06/05/2009, -1/+9Man1: Hey Bill you got that report on the server side... Are you wearing pantyhose?
Man2: Sorta, just getting my daily serving of caffeine.
Man1: By wearing pantyhose?
Man2: What you still drink coffee to get caffeine? I huff it, shower with it, and wear tights coated in it.
Man1: How many cups of coffee would that be?
Man2: Who knows! Look at your sissy with your little ceramic cup, do you put your pinkie up when drink that? Little cream for your coffee Sally or do you like it like your like your men?
Man2 falls over from heart failure, Man1 walks away quietly. - inactive, on 06/05/2009, -1/+9Take a good look at that cereal mascot. Best cereal mascot. evar.
Edit: Damnit Thinkgeek. You did it to me again! I guess the article writers here don't care too much for fact checking... - DamonToo, on 06/05/2009, -0/+7Man.. the caffeinated glowing beer is fake. ;(
- hardtoconfuse, on 06/05/2009, -0/+6If you can't keep her up all night one way why would you want to keep her up?
- mparker21311, on 06/05/2009, -0/+6Caffeine is a gateway drug.
- duncan202, on 06/05/2009, -0/+6Or non alcoholic beer.
- chuckDontSurf, on 06/05/2009, -2/+8More importantly, they had baconated grapefruit.
- jhandfield, on 06/05/2009, -1/+7Hey now, this is AMERICA (at least where I am, YMMV) son! We don't take kindly to your eat-better-exercise-and-be-healthy talk, we don't have time for that, we're all go go go! Quick, simple and easy ftw! What other country would have exercise belts that send electric shocks through your muscles so you can work out without having to work out?
- Subduction, on 06/05/2009, -0/+6They "can't say" because they know it's absolutely zero.
- gr00vy, on 06/05/2009, -1/+6Caffeinated Snickers Bars...
>http://www.amazon.com/Snickers-Charged-Energy-Choc ... - intthis, on 06/05/2009, -1/+6same goes for the spazztroids cereal...
- Qumahlin, on 06/05/2009, -0/+5The very first item they list, The inhaler, is the thinkgeek april fools product from awhile back...I didn't bother to read the rest of the list when the very first item doesn't ***** exist.
- JinxCrow, on 06/05/2009, -4/+9*sigh* Why...seriously...why. Why put it in the majority of that ***** listed. Unless you've got medical issues with your metabolism/thyroid or whatnot, why do so many people "need" the "pick me up" of caffeine? Really? Just sleep better, change your diet or learn to manage your stress or whatever.
Oh well if something happens to the world coffee supply I'll be capable of getting ***** done and walking past rows of shivering, half asleep zombie-like caffeine addicts. - badqat, on 06/05/2009, -0/+5@ Jektal - I'd eat that daily if available!
- jhw549, on 06/05/2009, -0/+5 3 of the items there were april fools jokes, people SERIOUSLY need to check their sources before posting...
- l034me, on 06/05/2009, -0/+5Power Plugsā¢
- scooterbaga, on 06/05/2009, -0/+4Baconated Grapefruit!
...And don't forget Admiral Crunch and Archduke Chocula. - Residents, on 06/05/2009, -2/+6Cocainated inhaler?
- t0rment, on 06/05/2009, -0/+4You could have sleep apnea. Do yourself a favor and get a sleep study done.
I have it, and after treatment it's like night and day. You'll have to sleep with a machine which kinda blows but when you're finally feeling rested you won't care. - Qumahlin, on 06/05/2009, -1/+5It's also that Caffeine has been proven to help relieve certain types of headaches.
- Shawn4168, on 06/05/2009, -1/+5This ham gum is all bones.
- Jupichan, on 06/05/2009, -0/+4You'll be walking by zombies for a few days at least. After that, they'll be fine, and Umbrella Corp. can just say nothing happened.
I remember last year, when I stayed at a friends' house for a week, where they drink little to no coffee ever. The first three days, I was like "durr" and kept having to drink lots of water just to get rid of the headache. Even more fun to the equation was the fact that the only pop they had in the house was regular stuff instead of diet (what I usually drank.)
After a few days, I didn't miss the coffee one bit. I still like it though, and I'll have some just about each morning. I can usually get by without it though, provided I don't stay up all night working on stuff.
As for the pop, going that week without any pretty much broke me of liking any pop whatsoever. When I got home, I went to have a can of diet Pepsi, but it tasted like butt. A year later, I think I've consumed a total of five or six cans of pop since then. Mostly Jones Soda or Cherikee Red. I think I had one can of some special Mt. Dew because my friend was all "omg Jupi you have to try this!" and it wasn't bad.
The only time my not liking pop ever sucks is if I go to see a movie. I can't bring myself to spend three or four bucks on a bottle of water, so I usually just go thirsty with my popcorn. haha. - insertAliasHere, on 06/05/2009, -0/+4"Just sleep better"
I wish it were that easy. I just don't get good sleep. I've tried different beds and stuff, but I'm always tired when I wake up no matter what. - innovati, on 06/05/2009, -1/+5well, my dad drank coffee for decades and I think we all love the taste. But he's become so sensitive to caffeine over the years that 2 cups will keep him up all night.
Better to drink tasty decaf than give it up isn't it?
I'm the opposite, I'm barely affected by caffeine, I can't tell the difference between coffee and decaf - LeilaniUnemori, on 06/05/2009, -0/+3Better living through massive caffeine consumption.
- JinxCrow, on 06/05/2009, -0/+3Ditto to t0rment's suggestion.
I assume you've set yourself on a sleep schedule and have lil "rituals" to help you go to sleep, right? By "rituals" I mean a habit you keep up, like I usually stop drinking water around 6 (so I don't get up to go in the middle of the night) and before bed I spend 10-15 minutes reading in bed. It's become a signal for my body to go to sleep.
Maybe watch what you eat and when you eat it around bedtime. - thenativeraver, on 06/05/2009, -0/+3http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/9cce/
BRAWNDO - THE THIRST MUTILATOR!!! - somedudemanguy, on 06/05/2009, -0/+3Why does this site look exactly like Cracked?
- doctechnical, on 06/05/2009, -0/+3The chick modelling those needs a cheeseburger, NOT caffeine.
- RumpleForeskin3, on 06/05/2009, -0/+3It helps it get in your bloodstream faster. So it is necessary.
- wh3873, on 06/05/2009, -0/+3They missed caffeinated vodka, I just found it last week http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volta_vodka. There is also Van Gogh double espresso vodka, which tastes like coffee. If you like being buzzed and drunk try these two.
I have to find that beer now. - Rain12913, on 06/05/2009, -0/+3How is this hard to understand? Coffee tastes good. Not everybody likes the effects of Caffeine, and many people can't consume it for health reasons.
- flashingcurser, on 06/05/2009, -1/+4What about caffeinated aspirin-- Excederin.
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