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Teens Get Drunk On Award-Winning Microbrew

theonion.com — The subtle interplay of the three varietal hops in MacTadcaster's Nut Brown Stout went tragically unappreciated Saturday when a group of high-school students got ***** on a case of the award-winning microbrew.

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  • SaladCactusKing, on 07/21/2008, -0/+33October 16, 1996
  • fakekevinrose, on 07/21/2008, -0/+19Someone with a neck beard
  • RandyGandy, on 07/21/2008, -2/+19Added Gobbola: "Dude, I was ripped to the *****."

    who actually says Ripped to the *****?
  • wickensworth, on 07/21/2008, -1/+17You can tell this is a recent Onion article because the teens are wearing the latest fashions
  • inactive, on 07/21/2008, -2/+13* waits in hiding for all the Diggers who don't know what The Onion is *
  • ileftfark, on 07/21/2008, -0/+9Well folks, we got one, at least.
  • nonks, on 07/21/2008, -0/+7It'll get ya drunk!!!!
  • inactive, on 07/21/2008, -0/+6Actually if you take out all the females, that looks like a Digg meet-up
  • KayRaid, on 07/21/2008, -5/+11It just seems irrelevant and unfunny.
  • brstilson, on 07/21/2008, -0/+5People said many strange things in the 90's.
  • h3lx, on 07/21/2008, -0/+5...from 12 years ago.

    ♬♬"...the more that things change, the more they stay the same"♬♬
  • JordanE, on 07/21/2008, -5/+9I'm sick of The Onion ass kissers and quotes like "I swear the title is from The Onion"!
  • mediaspree, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4Ha, when i looked at the pic I was like, those teens look they are from 1996.
  • fakekevinrose, on 07/21/2008, -8/+12Nope
  • theOster, on 07/21/2008, -0/+4not sure, but i think i'm going to start
  • RothenbergXXX, on 07/21/2008, -6/+10Hah, well award-winning microbrews do get you pretty *****. One of the best crafted beers out there, "The Beast" by Avery, is over 16%.

    I love beer.
  • edwardmluk, on 07/21/2008, -12/+16I don't 'get' the onion. I just don't find it funny at all.
  • fakekevinrose, on 07/21/2008, -1/+4Oh cool, an ad for a beer that doesn't exist.
  • shadowofdeath15, on 07/21/2008, -1/+4Rosenthal did say that it had "***** him up majorly"
  • sx66gns, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2I as well , love the Beer.
  • marx2k, on 07/21/2008, -1/+3Whew, I almost thought you were talking about the OTHER Beast... Milwaukee's Best
  • trispear, on 07/21/2008, -6/+8Maybe its name is an insider joke on boring people to tears.
  • brentinkc, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2You can't touch this!
  • LiquidShield, on 07/21/2008, -1/+3OMG we should run and hide. It's Mr. L337 typer. he spends all day on a computer, and has learn how to shorten his words.

    Learn to spell... nub sack...
  • Rethcir, on 07/21/2008, -0/+2We no longer say they are, we say they're.
  • petebot, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Whoomp! There it is!
  • behlib99, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Ha ha, it funny because high school kids dont appreciate a fine brew
  • Millsee, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Or as we call it, a "*****-suckers doormat".
  • Gerbil_Juice, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Not me.
  • airwalkery2k, on 07/21/2008, -3/+4Ah, a classic Onion article. They're still going, but I think their best was in the first few years.
  • SimonTB, on 07/22/2008, -0/+1Nubsack. I love it.
  • gn0stik, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Yeah, there's been a conspicuous lack of LOL factor lately. Not to mention all these people submitting the articles to real topics, when onion articles should be in offbeat -> humor. Kind of annoying to see onion spam in legitimate categories if you watch the category in question.
  • trevah, on 07/21/2008, -1/+2This is why the Beast exists. $12/rack makes for happy, undiscerning underage drinkers.
  • TheUngod, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1How about dogfish head and their 120 Minute IPA. 20%, and delicious.
  • RothenbergXXX, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1Well sure there are much higher alcohol contents out there but I wouldn't consider most of them to be outstanding beers. Certainly not anything as sickly sweet and malty like the 120 Minute.
  • xaogypsie, on 07/21/2008, -0/+1I threw up a little in my mouth when you said that......ewww
  • jerrycan, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1Wasted on stout? Judging by the Phish on the wall, I would say it ain't %100 to blame.
  • Onji, on 07/21/2008, -2/+2:(

    I have a neck beard...

  • kelvintso2005, on 07/21/2008, -0/+0DIGG SOME MORE SO ALEX AND KEVIN TAKE IT FOR A TEST SPIN!
  • billizm, on 07/21/2008, -3/+3Everyone who dugg this to the front page should have their digg account deleted, or secretly put into a doesn't-count-for-diggs category so they don't just go make another account as quickly.
  • alcavit, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1I would like to try one right now!
  • rock774, on 07/21/2008, -2/+2I think the one dude just want's in her pants !
  • TheSkunkMonkey, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1Anyone else read that as "McTurdcutters Nut Brown Stout"?

    Mmmmm... nutty..
  • TubeDigger, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1where is cockpuncher when you need him? Damn those teens for not fully appreciating the subtle hues of flavour.
  • kanuk20, on 07/21/2008, -1/+1We no longer call them Micro brews, there called Craft brews now.
  • getgirlsguru, on 12/15/2008, -0/+0Thats really funny!
  • seraph582, on 07/21/2008, -2/+1I liked the Onion until I watched that (mostly) horrible movie they made. The formula's getting old now.
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