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Some poor sucker reviews Cheeseburger-In-A-Can (+PICS)

forums.somethingawful.com — "As I am in Germany I just checked if there is a store carrying these products, and there really is a store just 5 minutes away. So, in my lunchbreak I'll check if they have the canned cheesburger, buy it and open it (and if they don't have them then I will order one). Then I alone will know the secrets what really is in there"

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  • inactive, on 01/31/2008, -28/+324I haz can cheezberger?
  • Fixthemedia, on 01/31/2008, -16/+215and if you dont like the taste, you can just have sex with it.
  • 10scott10, on 01/31/2008, -49/+246I can haz can Cheezberger
  • inactive, on 01/31/2008, -3/+140Hats off to the bravery of this intrepid culinary adventurer!
  • Climber3, on 01/31/2008, -15/+107That actually looks better to me than a McDonald's cheeseburger. At least the bun isn't all smashed down like my double cheeseburgers tend to be.
  • andywebb95, on 01/31/2008, -2/+91Looks less horrible than I thought it would.
    But I still wouldn't eat it.
  • zoxx, on 01/31/2008, -0/+88For some reason my favorite part of this is that the guy had a candle lit in the background. Keepin' it classy.
  • Adma1, on 01/31/2008, -12/+95I HAZ CANBURGER!
  • tidu, on 01/31/2008, -31/+91"yet you STILL eat there?"

    I hate this anti-mcdonald's stuff. If you don't like it, don't eat there. if you like the taste of the food, eat there. We've been doing it for decades, almost a century, and we've been fine as long as you control yourself. You people think you're so special because you watched "Super-size me" and you got all the "inside info". Guess what, everyone else saw that movie too.
  • sjbdallas, on 01/31/2008, -5/+60I've eaten things that look worse.
  • dpowre, on 01/31/2008, -2/+54you mean
    1. Order a bunch of cheeseburger-in-can
    2. Resell to diggers in the US
    3. ?????
    4. Profit!
  • noremacstew, on 01/31/2008, -2/+46oh, you must've missed the thirty people who said the exact same thing yesterday, then.
    meh.
  • matthewkg, on 01/31/2008, -4/+43...I'm lovin' it.
  • AngryAngryBrian, on 02/01/2008, -0/+38You have underestimated how quickly the dollar is fluctuating right now.
  • nepawoods, on 01/31/2008, -1/+35It's intended for backpackers and such. Not for everyday consumption.
  • estvir, on 01/31/2008, -1/+33You should get out more.. or read more comments.
  • kurosen, on 01/31/2008, -4/+35natural? oh i'm sorry, i didn't know hamburger buns could be grown....
  • HCviolence, on 01/31/2008, -0/+31This is so great Ebaum's World is already stealing it
  • Topher06, on 01/31/2008, -3/+34Hmm, got to love a burger with sponge in it.
  • akkibaba, on 01/31/2008, -10/+41Climber3 criticized the mcdonalds double cheeseburger, so clintard asked him why he continues to eat there.

    Where's the elitism here?
  • JonTheGoose, on 01/31/2008, -0/+30Please, I've eaten cheeseburgers out of vending machines before. That looks ***** DELICIOUS!!
  • meridian300, on 01/31/2008, -4/+33go back to 4chan.
  • supermanred, on 01/31/2008, -1/+28Unless you toast it a bit after boiling on your campfire, this would be good when out in the wilderness.

    Hell, if it keeps long (no mention of article when the best before date was) I would throw a few into a survival kit....

    Day 10: Everyone else is out of food. We're having cheeseburgers... in a can.
  • MindTrigger, on 01/31/2008, -10/+36What the hell are you talking about? Those of us who are older than 13 seconds ago remember back when Mc Donalds used to make fresh food and it tasted pretty damn good. The ***** you retards suck down now isn't even actually "cooked" on site, it's reheated. All their burgers are precooked frozen ***** patties that are nuked or steamed back to life for your eating pleasure. If you are actually paying to eat there, you should consider getting a lobotomy. How's that for elitism?
  • MindTrigger, on 01/31/2008, -5/+30Jesus, this place is looking more like YouTube comments every day....
  • corneliusJones, on 01/31/2008, -4/+29yes.
  • Girlieq3, on 01/31/2008, -0/+25I don't see how 5 different prices come from 3.95 euros that it says on the can. Really not that difficult folks.
  • gravylookout, on 02/01/2008, -0/+24For some reason I Imagined it turning out in the shape of the can. Like cranberry sauce.
  • doctechnical, on 01/31/2008, -3/+26Agreed. You are a braver man than I, Honk.
    Now awaiting a report on how the other end of the digestive tract responds.
  • domokunt, on 01/31/2008, -1/+24Soggy bun for the lose
  • inactive, on 01/31/2008, -17/+38yet you STILL eat there?
  • LeRenard, on 01/31/2008, -2/+23As opposed tooo... cooking it in the fridge?
  • RealmDown, on 01/31/2008, -2/+23Watch out for those aluminum edges. Sharp.
  • inactive, on 01/31/2008, -1/+20That's all the excess flavor that settled in the bottom of the can.
  • wapee, on 01/31/2008, -1/+191. Order a bunch of cheeseburger-in-can
    2. Resell to diggers in the US
    3. Profit!

    Just reply to make an order.
  • dpowre, on 02/01/2008, -0/+18step three.
  • rubbers0ul, on 01/31/2008, -1/+19yet another reason to love SA goons...
  • tradwolley, on 01/31/2008, -0/+17Does anyone else find this comment ironic?
  • Cyberdactyl, on 01/31/2008, -0/+16You mean the meals with 30 pound hams on either side of your head?
  • Unclekoolaid, on 01/31/2008, -6/+22No worse then a Slider
  • corneliusJones, on 01/31/2008, -12/+27i logged in to digg you
  • inactive, on 01/31/2008, -0/+15http://www.canned-bacon.com/
  • soulknowledge, on 01/31/2008, -2/+17I bet Darwin would have never predicted the evolution of the Spamburger
  • smacksaw, on 01/31/2008, -1/+15I'm just glad a SA Goon risked their life to eat this instead of a real person that matters. =O

    Just kidding Forum Goons. I love you all.
  • mabba18, on 01/31/2008, -0/+14You can see the price tag in one of the pics: €3.99
  • inactive, on 01/31/2008, -0/+14i'll have the double canned royale. or is it the double royale can?
  • RatherDashing, on 01/31/2008, -0/+13frozen white castle hamburgers FTW
    /god-damn-delicious
  • inactive, on 01/31/2008, -2/+15I'm pretty sure he boiled it there genious.
  • mrASSMAN, on 01/31/2008, -0/+13Holy crap, for that price you might as well buy a real premium cheeseburger at a restaurant. (6 US dollars)
  • HAKdragon, on 01/31/2008, -2/+14Do not want!
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