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Sex Shop Chain Pulls Chocolate Sex Toy Spread Off Shelves

guardian.co.uk — Ann Summers, the sex shop chain, has pulled thousands of novelty chocolate products from its shelves and website after tests revealed they were contaminated with the industrial chemical melamine. The Food Standards Agency issued an alert over chocolate willy spread, a related nipple spread and a novelty pen set.

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  • inactive, on 10/20/2008, -4/+38Hey it's that guy that lied to Digg!

    http://i38.tinypic.com/333bwpz.jpg
  • sjbdallas, on 10/19/2008, -1/+24Be sure to avoid any chocolate penises or vaginas you see at your local swap meet for a while.
  • whorunbartertwn, on 10/20/2008, -0/+20Dang. They'll never achieve the market penetration they fought so hard for with the stiff fines they'll receive.
  • CJ2020nz, on 10/19/2008, -3/+22wow.. Babies that are breast fed cant escape the melamine scare either..
  • Th3Wh1teRabb1t, on 10/20/2008, -1/+18busted!!!!! hahaha this will now follow you forever EmitStop
  • somedudemanguy, on 10/20/2008, -2/+19I always use protection on chocolate vaginas.
  • ChayD, on 10/20/2008, -3/+15Further reading shows that this contaminant was added by dairy farmers trying to pad out their watered-down milk. WTF?!?
  • xkleenexk, on 10/20/2008, -0/+11I definitely dugg that article for the phrase "chocolate willy spread."

    bahahahahahaha
  • mclev, on 10/20/2008, -1/+11Somewhere, Tay Zonday is weeping.
  • EmperorPsiblade, on 10/20/2008, -0/+9Previous comment:
    "I'd let Marty McFly nestle his balls in my mouth"

    In before troll failget.
  • verbaldouching, on 10/20/2008, -0/+8*****, I already dipped my willy in the melted chocolate!
  • inactive, on 10/19/2008, -3/+11http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iCL58EMBN1tqq6x ...

    Melamine. It's a prick.
  • Fabbyfubz, on 10/20/2008, -2/+9NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • mrsteveman1, on 10/20/2008, -0/+7YOU RACIST BASTA.....oh wait, the other kind of chocolate.

    nm, carry on
  • username7410, on 10/20/2008, -1/+7Tainted nipple spread!? Is nothing safe!
  • elipabst, on 10/20/2008, -0/+5Yeah what the hell am I supposed to do on Saturday nights without nipple spread?
  • Mujokan, on 10/20/2008, -0/+4Next time stick to the mashed potato.
  • explnx, on 04/27/2009, -0/+4Yeah, why don't they just add dehydrated milk in?
  • oofy, on 10/20/2008, -1/+4Better and simpler title: Chocolate Sex Toy Pulls Out
  • elipabst, on 10/20/2008, -1/+4It's cheaper. Why add a bunch of milk (or dehydrated milk) when you can add a little bit of milk cut with water and then put in melamine so that it appears to have the same protein content. Obvious answer is that it's toxic, but apparently they didn't get that memo from the dog food people.
  • soccernamlak, on 10/20/2008, -1/+4Yeah, that blows.
  • Tobey, on 10/20/2008, -0/+3I wanna know where you work that you see daily nipple spread recalls...
  • Velnich, on 10/20/2008, -0/+3Nutella.
  • freshgrease, on 10/20/2008, -0/+2OM NOM NOM NOM *gag*
  • atlquaker, on 10/20/2008, -0/+2is that melamine in your chocolate or are you just happy to see me?
  • animaetaeris, on 10/20/2008, -1/+3I JUST bought some chocolate willy spread for a bachelorette gift too... oops.
  • minorgods, on 10/20/2008, -1/+3luckily, only "Chocolate Willy" spread was affected you can keep your "Salty Salmon", "Raspberry Surprise", and the new "Slimy Sea Snake" spreads.
  • lamiaconfitor, on 10/20/2008, -1/+3You are being sarcastic, right?
  • purzzzell, on 10/20/2008, -0/+2It's a food product, or one that people will consume, therefore it's subject to FDA oversight.

    So something nasty is found in it, it's recalled.

    I don't know why the fact that it's sold as "chocolate body paint' or "nipple spread" makes it so much more interesting that it's "digg front-page" worthy.
  • xenosteel, on 10/20/2008, -0/+2"which were imported from a Chinese manufacturer called Le Bang."
  • tashtego67, on 10/20/2008, -0/+2Why do people buy food from China today? I love Chinese (style) food and have in my cabinet several bags of rice noodles, dehydrated mushrooms etc that were imported from China and it's all going in the trash. Until China has a reasonably rigorous set of food and drug regulations and enforcement of them I will not be buying anything edible from there. I have my doubts about whether American regulations are strict enough but it is pretty damn obvious that Chinese regulations are not. My health and the health of my family are too important to me to take that chance and I hope anyone reading this article will check the origin of their food as well.
  • AriaStar, on 10/20/2008, -2/+3I'd rather fun and go to hell to have more fun than to live a life of boring virtue only to be "rewarded" by being sent to heaven to stare in awe at some "god" for all eternity.

    And, um, what are you doing on Digg anyway? This place is debauchery-central.
  • AMFORA, on 02/17/2009, -0/+1Oh! What should I do now with my boyfriend's cloned chocolate willy? Now I'm aware of fakes...

    my signature:
    http://www.edenfantasys.com/
  • adnams, on 10/20/2008, -0/+1that was simply inspired :)
  • mrsteveman1, on 10/20/2008, -2/+3Nipples are still safe i think
  • Rhendal, on 10/20/2008, -0/+1You're just saying that cuz you can't get any.
  • tkotam, on 10/20/2008, -0/+1Holy crap.. We just averted the Vagina Stone crisis!!
  • inactive, on 10/20/2008, -1/+2Yes
  • passedoutghost, on 10/20/2008, -0/+1hazelNUTS....mmmmm
  • bwdd, on 10/20/2008, -1/+2Chocolate willy spread?
  • Velnich, on 10/20/2008, -1/+2I'm glad to hear they've got my ass covered regardless of whether or not my dick is.
  • salculd, on 10/20/2008, -0/+1Run. Before it's too late.
  • namelessXsilent, on 10/20/2008, -0/+1most people on Digg are safe don't worry! unless they put it on their own balls, then I can't say what will happen
  • lamiaconfitor, on 10/20/2008, -0/+1Would it matter if they weren't?
  • terriblesue, on 10/20/2008, -0/+1That's exactly what I was thinking. Hershey syrup and whipped cream. DUH! Plus it's probably much cheaper and goes a long way. Yeah baby.
  • erotictoys, on 06/16/2009, -0/+0what a waste... check http://www.hererotictoys.com/ for more sexy toys....
  • nflmama, on 11/20/2008, -0/+0It's a sad, sad day when even our adult toys are unsafe. If you can't have safe sex with yourself, who can you have it with?

    http://www.ashleysextoys.com
  • FrankaEwock, on 05/07/2009, -0/+0Seriously, novelty body spreads are pretty dumb. Kama Sutra makes a pretty good milk chocolate one though.
  • Kosomo, on 05/07/2009, -0/+0"Hey..Your weener tastes like Melamine!"

    http://www.tabutoys.com/Catalog/ProductDetails.asp ...
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