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- Blablah01, on 07/17/2009, -2/+56Welcome to Semi-Homemade, i'm Sandra Lee, let's get cookin'. Delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious, good, yummy, sooo delicious, sooo delicious, sooo delicious, delicious, delicious, yummy fudge, super super simple, crispy, delicious, very peachy, look at how luscious that is, paprika, i cannot wait to eat this, i cannot wait to eat this, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great looong, thick, 9-inch *****-, i want you to take it, take it, take it, oooh yes, so what i wanna do is lay down on the counter, you're gonna need to rooolll your sleeves up, and this is the thumb part, you're gonna have to get your hands in here, and i lllove it, oooh yeah, mm-hmm, be careful of the splatters, i lllove it, wonderful, and cilantro is kinda like the parsley for these countries in the east, juice, juice, juice, juice, juice, juice, juice, juice, juice, juice, juice, i'm so used to buying my mushrooms pre-sliced in the grocery store and having the work done for me, but when i went in there and they weren't there i was... stuck! I had to buy a whole baaag, bring 'em home, wash 'em, cut 'em, 10 minutes later, we all know i like my cocktail time, cocktail time, cocktail time, cocktail time, cocktail time, cocktail time, vanilla vodka, vodka, this already has vodka in it, 'bout one per vodka, buy the inexpensive stuff, lush, also a cup ooof... chicken broth, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, m-m-m, one for me now, one for me in just a little while, yep, that's a pretty fabulous cocktail, lush, aaalll together, table spoons, my local aquarium, expresso, expresso, expresso, expresso, expresso, expresso, looove. I'm Sandra Lee, i hope you have a great day. Bye-bye.
GOD I'M BORED. - SpiritOfRock, on 07/16/2009, -2/+46I'd hit it.
- mediaphile, on 07/16/2009, -2/+37Expresso. Wow. What a retard.
- praisethelard, on 07/16/2009, -0/+32They ought to do a Giada cleavage montage.
- MargotCross, on 07/16/2009, -5/+34i seriously HATE sandra lee. i even hate her name. i hate everything about her.
- LonelyTylenoL, on 07/16/2009, -1/+30Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews.....Juice?
- BorsKaegel, on 07/16/2009, -0/+26Cocktail time!
- decker12, on 07/16/2009, -1/+26Also check out:
http://foodnetworkhumor.com/
They're brutal to the Food Network, and they especially *****' HATE Sandra Lee. I think she's got a decent rack, and drinks enough to let me think that anal could also be on the menu. - diggslinger, on 07/16/2009, -0/+25at 0:37
Looong thick 9 inch *****! I want you TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT! OOOHH YESSSS! - Phernoree, on 07/16/2009, -0/+17http://www.giadascleavage.com/
- Subduction, on 07/17/2009, -0/+16"So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Hasn’t it happened already? (Laughs.) I think we have a pretty good idea what that creature would look like if that happened. It would be called “Semi-Homemade,” and she has a show on Food Network already."
-- Anthony Bourdain - eriku, on 07/17/2009, -0/+15would not hit ^
- TiggerNits, on 07/16/2009, -0/+15Paula's going to smother you to death with butter tonight.
- Alexbalix, on 07/16/2009, -0/+13Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers
- stormchaser86, on 07/16/2009, -1/+13Dude... no one appreciates alcohol enough, its not even possible to like it too much.
Slap yourself - LonelyTylenoL, on 07/16/2009, -0/+11...with a cocktail.
- mhf03, on 07/16/2009, -0/+10I thought she actually had a seizure or started spazing out, but it wasn't the case. Im disappointed.
- Peach3s, on 07/16/2009, -1/+11if you close your eyes it sounds like a porno
- jrm71588, on 07/17/2009, -1/+11It's eSpresso, not eXpresso, you stupid BITCH
- haiduz, on 07/16/2009, -0/+9WHITE PEOPLE: Celebrating Kwanzaa with Sandra Lee since 2008
- eriku, on 07/17/2009, -0/+9still not going to hit ^
- rajun50, on 07/17/2009, -0/+9Except for the part about a 9 inch *****, yes.
- chuckerton, on 07/16/2009, -0/+9Celebrate Kwanzaa with Sandra Lee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98 - ehaugan, on 07/17/2009, -0/+8Giada is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter!
- rajun50, on 07/17/2009, -0/+8can they really not find any higher resolution photos of giada's cleavage? such a disappointing site.
- bigthree, on 07/16/2009, -0/+8it's the hair - you can't help yourself
- GreenMushroom16, on 07/16/2009, -5/+13Am I the only one with a massive hard on after watching this?
- Klinky, on 07/17/2009, -0/+7At least Paula's stuff is real. A lot of the crap on semi-homemade looks possibly made of plastic.
Though I do agree that Paula does go over the top:
"Today on the show we're going to make some cheesey potatos au gratin with bacon bits and sour cream on top, then I am going to show you my famous homemade double chocolate milkshake, finally for desert we're going to make a triple caramel fudge cheesecake with chocolate pretzels for garnish..." - mgd4, on 07/16/2009, -1/+7delicious!
- pyrogyro, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5Never trust a skinny cook especially when she is talking up her own food
- boothash, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5***** tail time
- hollywoodphony, on 07/16/2009, -1/+6Was this one of those reanimated corpses from the new Harry Potter movie?
- Berkana, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5Someone already has.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY6GXVJbNtY
Observe how she puts all these items on the other side of the counter so she has to lean over to reach for them. - Gravey9, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5Anybody get through the whole vid?
- tomcoug89, on 07/16/2009, -0/+50:38 to 0:41
- tava0002, on 07/17/2009, -1/+6The countries to the east eat Cilantro? Maybe I mis-understood but wtf?
That said, I'd like to fire up the motorboat for her. - ebaymag0t, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5 http://bit.ly/Zu3ck
- had3l, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
- benroy, on 07/17/2009, -0/+4Worst cooking show ever.
- akchrs, on 07/17/2009, -0/+4And never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this, never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
- keysmachine, on 07/17/2009, -0/+3she really loves her cocktails
- profschwann, on 07/17/2009, -0/+3And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
- MacEnvy, on 07/17/2009, -0/+3"Then we're going to drizzle all of it in butter, mash it together, and deep fry it in hot lard."
I love you, Paul Deen. - DaviDTC, on 07/16/2009, -2/+5So someone took various episodes of her saying the same word many times and put it in one clip? Is that the point of this?
- ddigby, on 07/17/2009, -0/+3"But. Sandra Lee. I don't think there's any question there. I think, when you look at her glassy Linda Kasabian / Squeaky Fromme stare... I think we know the nature of true evil don't we?" -Anthony Bourdain
- RiMac, on 07/16/2009, -1/+4Wow, that really changed gears, there. I mean it really was going several places at once.
- LonelyTylenoL, on 07/16/2009, -4/+7She likes alcohol a little to much....... O.o
- ZenMojo, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3Succinctly and surreally sums up life as an American WASP in 2 minutes.
- driftwood07, on 07/17/2009, -0/+2OGC
- StefanVincent, on 07/17/2009, -0/+2inconceivable!
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