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- Cancerkitty, on 11/04/2009, -1/+43This is what science should be.
- DevilToo, on 11/04/2009, -0/+34The Papaya couldn't help it, he was born that way.
- jerryjamesstone, on 11/04/2009, -0/+27I used to be a papaya
- Sludgehammer, on 11/04/2009, -1/+20Replace them with papaya robots and papaya rockets obviously. Space exploration robots would be replaced with some sort of double papaya, with twice the papaya-ness of other papayas.
- jdtix, on 11/06/2009, -1/+17I love papaya!
Balls never touch so it's not gay. - sbcea, on 11/04/2009, -0/+16Well it's about friggin' time!!
- dvsbastard, on 11/06/2009, -0/+14Hmmpphh... Sex changes and hermaphrodites... What else do you expect from a bunch of fruits?
- obsessedglobe, on 11/04/2009, -1/+13Science should be a papaya sex-change doctor? o_O I, I think you're confused.
If all of science was papaya sex-changing doctors, then what of the robots... and the space exploration...
and the robots who explore space? - digjam, on 11/05/2009, -3/+15I bet this is how it goes..
Scientist1: "This is a male papaya"
Scientist2: "ok"
Scientist1: Cuts it with a scalpel eats it..."Now this is a female papaya"
Scientist2: "WOW, You are a GENIUS!" - vsujohn2, on 11/05/2009, -0/+10I hope the scientists compensated for the therapy costs this poor papaya is going through right now. What if someone forced a sex change on you, how would you feel?
And to be retarded (if not already)....Scientist is from Papaya New Gyno - PCMichiana, on 11/04/2009, -1/+8Monstrosity
- dvsbastard, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6Lady Papaya?!
- pelican2164, on 11/06/2009, -1/+6www.trannyfruits.com/tour
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- cryonix, on 11/06/2009, -0/+4Delicious delicious hermaphrodites
- YokohamaGaijin, on 11/06/2009, -0/+4I see a large market for this type of science in Thailand.
- MetalCharms, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3At first, I was really hopeful. Too bad though.
- ygugsa295, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3Now that's what I call forbidden fruit.
- starlon2, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3I will never look at a papaya the same again.
- AwesomeDeluxe, on 11/06/2009, -0/+3Well, they would all be hermaphrodites. Do you have something against hermaphrodite robots who explore space?
- darkphenox, on 11/06/2009, -1/+4All plants have gender.
- reticulate, on 11/06/2009, -1/+3Try the papayas. They're juicy and full of papayian! Makes you strong like Popeye! Popeye, papayian! Popeye, papayian!
- smemily, on 11/06/2009, -0/+2Next project for botanists, please: A pomegranate that doesn't take 2 hours to peel and doesn't have such big seeds in the arils.
- MrZaiko, on 11/06/2009, -0/+2Is this how papayas are being marketed right now?
- Laminarcissus, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1And more good news for the papaya industry, against all odds "succulenthermaphrodites.com" appears to be available.
- Skootles, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1What the *****? Am I the only one that never knew papayas had a gender?
- gkiltz, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1At least there's hope for hermaphrodite papayas!
- SadMartigan, on 11/06/2009, -2/+3Can they help that they taste like puke?
- ikarosu, on 11/06/2009, -1/+2Mamaya?
- tutteya, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1we have new name for gay, hermaphroditev
- Pelapp, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1I don't know what's going on with the papaya !!
- inactive, on 11/06/2009, -2/+3Papayas are what I discovered under that Brazilian girl's dress on vacation.
- cynicalliberal, on 11/06/2009, -0/+1"We'll use Mr. Papaya... Clear!... This is upsetting as he is the friendliest of fruits."
Gotta love Fringe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ethX--J9Vk - matt35, on 11/06/2009, -0/+0At least they didn't actually perform sex with the papaya.
- 12340987, on 11/06/2009, -1/+1 The boys follow Mephesto through the creepy lab.
MR. MEPHESTO
I'm so pleased that you children are
interested in genetic engineering...
CARTMAN
It's okay fluffy... Nobody's going
to hurt you...
MR. MEPHESTO
It's thanks to the wonder of genetic
engineering that soon there will be
an end to hunger, disease, pollution,
even war. I've created things that
will change the world for the better --
(pointing)
-- For instance, here is a monkey
with four asses.
In a cage is a medium sized monkey with four asses that looks
pissed off.
KYLE
(To Stan)
How does that make the world better?
Stan shrugs. Mephesto shows them more pissed-off animals.
MR. MEPHESTO
And here, of course, is my four-assed
ostrich, and my four-assed mongoose.
The Boys look increasingly confused.
STAN
Do you have anything besides just
animals with four asses?
MR. MEPHESTO
Oh, well, I suppose so... Ah yes,
over here --
Mephesto points to some odd-looking animals.
MR. MEPHESTO
Here I have rats spliced with ducks...
And gorillas spliced with mosquitos.
And here I have rabbits spliced with
fish to make little bunny fish!!
In a tank, four fish with bunny ears swim around. Cartman
looks at them closely and notices that the bunny ears have
little strings attached to them.
CARTMAN
Hey... These bunny ears are tied on
with little strings!
MR. MEPHESTO
And over here is swiss cheese spliced
with chalk... And a beard.
The boys look at the bearded swiss cheese with chalk.
KYLE
Well what about our pot-bellied
elephant?
MR. MEPHESTO
Oh... well I'm sorry children, but
pig and elephant DNA just won't
splice. Haven't you ever heard that
song by Loverboy?
KYLE
Which song is that?
MR. MEPHESTO
"Da'n Do-A, Pig and Elephant D-N-A
Just Won't Splice?".
The kids look at each other.
MR. MEPHESTO
However maybe I could help you add a
few asses to that swine of yours.
CARTMAN
You can keep your hands off of
Fluffy's ass!
Suddenly, Mr. Mephesto grabs a syringe and SHOVES it into
Stan's arm and takes a blood sample.
MR. MEPHESTO
You know it's amazing what we can do
with a little blood sample these
days.
STAN
-- Ow!
Mephesto quickly hides the syringe behind his back.
MR. MEPHESTO
Hmm? What? Oh excuse me. - worldgate989, on 11/06/2009, -0/+0Never eating another papaya again.
- polbear, on 11/06/2009, -1/+0they are not changing sex of a papaya, but making it produce offspring of a specific gender. It's like making a female cat only give birth to female kittens, it's still a female cat, just like that gen. eng. hermaphrodite papaya is still a hermaphrodite papaya.
- mebbin, on 11/05/2009, -2/+1Poor papaya!!
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