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- muxaulo, on 02/06/2009, -2/+254Easy fixed, just cut the whole pizza in half and you won't have to eat more than two slices.
- Frankyfan3, on 02/06/2009, -3/+120WHO really needs to be told it's not healthy to eat a whole pizza by themselves?
Seriously! - samard2002, on 02/06/2009, -1/+90People in England don't have refrigerators? They can't save some for later?
Others things you shouldn't do:
1. Drink an entire gallon of milk as soon as you buy it.
2. Drive your car for 200,000 miles straight when you pull off the lot.
3. Chug a fifth of whiskey when you want a drink. - inactive, on 02/06/2009, -2/+90Yeah, I understand it's unhealthy when I eat an entire medium pizza on my own. I don't need Papa Johns to tell me that.
Doesn't mean I'll stop. Just saying. - thelastcivilian, on 02/06/2009, -2/+76You know, you could leave leftovers.
Or share. - spookyttws, on 02/06/2009, -0/+57I like your reasoning, but am conflicted on #3.
- DeskFlyer, on 02/06/2009, -4/+47I came across John on a regular basis in Florida as a line guy at the airport in Naples; I fueled his jet many times (N84PJ, a slick looking Cessna Citation); he'd chill with the line guys when he was off schedule waiting for his flight crew to show up.
http://www.airliners.net/photo/Cessna-750-Citation ...
Pretty cool dude. - JasonCox, on 02/06/2009, -1/+41Leftovers? Share? You, my good sir, are not welcome to *my* pizza.
- Tyrghast, on 02/06/2009, -5/+44Papa Johns is the only big chain with actual good pizza. Dominos and Pizza Hut, and CiCi's and Little Caesars... they can go suck all the dicks.
- coyote1284, on 02/06/2009, -1/+38My mom called me a "son of a bitch" once... and immediately slapped me because I couldn't help but crack a smile.
- kkeut, on 02/06/2009, -1/+37dugg for calling your mom a bitch.
- reallytempting2, on 02/06/2009, -0/+31love your thinking!
- jerstud56, on 02/06/2009, -5/+35I accidently the whole pizza.
- EatChex89, on 02/06/2009, -2/+32I like the garlic sauce that comes with the pizza. Always ask for an extra sauce bucket per pizza.
- sheeplescareme, on 02/06/2009, -0/+30why cut it all? just think of it as one very big slice!
suddenly, i am very hungry... - whoreable, on 02/06/2009, -1/+29My mom sometimes pours that stuff on some shrimp with alfredo sauce. It is freaking awesome. She also uses Taco Bell sauce to make a pea casserole with ground beef and cheese. She is one resourceful bitch.
- erikerikerik, on 02/06/2009, -0/+25I dont know the point of your story, but I liked it.
dug! - sugarazor, on 02/06/2009, -1/+25I love the blatant slant of this article like the guy said something wrong. To call this a "gaffe" is hilarious because it implies that the owners of Pizza Hut, Domino's and all the other chains, think it's okay to eat as much of their pizza as your exploding heart desires.
- RedHeadedFreak, on 02/06/2009, -3/+25We're all going to die one day. I'll enjoy my pizzas, thanks.
- travistubbs, on 02/06/2009, -0/+19The same people who have to be told coffee is hot and not to put plastic bags over their heads.
- JackPence7788, on 02/06/2009, -1/+19Now I want some Papa Johns.
This situation will be remedied tomorrow, when I get off work, from...Pizza Hut. - ModernChem, on 02/06/2009, -0/+17you're still thinking inside the box
- pamon, on 02/06/2009, -3/+20then i'll eat an entire Pizza Hut then.
- imikedaman, on 02/06/2009, -1/+17So should I wait until I'm in the parking lot before chugging the gallon of milk?
- coheedcollapse, on 02/06/2009, -0/+16That stuff is probably worse than the actual pizza. It's pretty much pure butter.
That fact aside, if I had a pool filled with it, I'd build a diving board of breadsticks and jump in. - novalux, on 02/06/2009, -0/+16What a stupid article. Comparing a guy calling his products cheap pieces of crap with John who just said something obvious, healthy and honest.
- BuddyDoQ, on 02/06/2009, -0/+15You can usually tell it's a true story by the fact that there is no point.
So, dugg for great truth. - MrZop, on 02/06/2009, -2/+17because then it's a whole, not a slice, no?
- Aethirig, on 02/06/2009, -0/+14I'm sure he meant to say "in front of the cashier."
Makes it hard to come back for seconds. - sugarazor, on 02/06/2009, -0/+14But do you really think these people believe it's a good idea to eat an entire pizza? No one is that stupid... they just don't care about being healthy.
- EatChex89, on 02/06/2009, -0/+14Don't diss the Papa!
(and grab an extra garlic sauce!) - Biscuitz, on 02/06/2009, -1/+14Hahaha, win!
- chuckDontSurf, on 02/06/2009, -5/+18http://tinyurl.com/aey5xm
- diggface5000, on 02/06/2009, -1/+13In the states they have a whole wheat crust that is pretty good and really filling. Don't know why there is so much hate for Paps. It's not like a family of four is going to order 4 pizzas and it's not like we didn't already know pizza was bad for us. I thought it was more honest than panera, for example, who tries to make their food seem healthy but it's actually as bad for you as mcdonalds.
- yuutokun, on 02/06/2009, -0/+12tables, chairs, staff, and all?
- tiredluke129, on 02/06/2009, -2/+14The Papa John's that I eat at sells individual slices at the counter, so yes, some outlets offer portions smaller than a whole pizza.
- Tyrghast, on 02/06/2009, -1/+11God I love Papa Johns but I hate the Telegraph... I AM CONFLICTED
EDIT: and due to the poor wording of the article the last paragraph does not mean Papa Johns lost 500 mil pounds. The article flits between the subject at hand and references to Gerald Ratner with little or no clarification. - ripple123, on 02/06/2009, -3/+13i just got this image of a herd of cows surrounding you, yelling "chug! chug! chug! chug!" and your covered in milk, in some sort of twisted dairy bukkake.
- DiscoLando, on 02/06/2009, -3/+12Someone needs to tell Congress to pass a law limiting customers to eating two slices of pizza at a time. I just cannot believe that a business or an individual is capable of making a rational, well informed choice without government intervention.
- coheedcollapse, on 02/06/2009, -2/+11Yeah really, and Subway, who literally base their whole advertising scheme on how healthy their stuff is (but only when you remove the cheese, meat, mayo, and oil.) With all of the tasty fixings, a large sub ends up being just as bad as a McD's hamburger.
I ***** wish business weren't all about lies. Shows just how ***** up the industry is when someone says a blatant truth and the shareholders gasp in fright. - kevman459, on 02/06/2009, -0/+9If you ran 200 miles at once you'd need a *****-on of calories to keep going too. My guess is your daily workout isn't quite as strenuous.
- ThatsNotPudding, on 02/06/2009, -0/+9No, no, no; the Double Decker bus shows us the true way.
- ryan83189, on 02/06/2009, -1/+10And when that business goes out of business we should bail them out, because it was a stupid idea for them to do what we told them to do, but they stuck by us, which is why I am going to introduce legeslation called, "The God Bless America Act" which gives them 100000000000000000000000000000000 dollars, which by my estimate was all of the money they would have been able to make from now untill the end of time, which I can only assume they would have made had we not been so stupid. When will people learn, big government will work? It just needs to be EVEN bigger to work properly, I swear.
- jon31rm, on 02/06/2009, -0/+8the whole thing?
- ryan83189, on 02/06/2009, -1/+9Mmmm...CiCi's feed trough.
- inactive, on 02/06/2009, -3/+11Damn if I only knew this before I gained the Freshman 50.
- orp2000, on 02/06/2009, -1/+8Refreshing frankness from a corporate leader. Just for that, I'll buy one of his pizzas this weekend.
- ScottoGato, on 02/06/2009, -0/+7Autobot or Decepticon?
- emazur, on 02/06/2009, -2/+9I used to eat whole pizza's by myself in college, but usually I wouldn't eat anything anything else that day. After that I left the US for a while, but now that I'm back and living in a country where pizza is good and cheap, I may continue to do so again. Just don't do it everyday, and make sure you exercise regularly, and there won't be any consequences.
- s0nicfreak, on 02/06/2009, -0/+6"it's not like a family of four is going to order 4 pizzas"
I have seen people do this. In fact just the other day I had dinner with a family of four... and I'm thinking, they'll get maybe two pizzas right? No, they got SIX pizzas AND wings and breadsticks.
And then they wonder why the mother weighs 300lbs. -
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