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- cjays1, on 01/01/2009, -6/+62The product is actually 1/2 coffee and 1/2 cream, but they'll market as "black coffee."
- joand315, on 12/31/2008, -2/+53Everybody's trying to make a buck off Barack.
- waxenpi, on 01/01/2009, -1/+41and that's why he's the real economic stimulus package
- alanocu, on 12/31/2008, -6/+40Wow! I feel humbled to be in the presence of such a life-changing brew and feel a sudden wave of shame for having enjoyed the coffee at my usual Double D's hangout, whose coffees make no such socially important claims.
I wonder if you can taste the relevance? Unfortunately, I’m burdened with primitive taste buds, which I discovered when I embarrassed myself trying to distinguish between a 1999 Drouhin Montrachet Marquis Laguiche chardonnay and the house wine at Pizzeria Uno, a popular local comfort food spot in my area. - doublefelix, on 12/31/2008, -1/+27Can't miss marketing.
- FreddieD, on 01/01/2009, -1/+20I like my coffee the way I like my women: Ground up and stored in the freezer.
- inactive, on 01/01/2009, -0/+19digg sure has an obama fetish
- cjays1, on 01/01/2009, -1/+16Because he knows how to make a buck off of suckers. He's a smart man.
- JCH897, on 01/01/2009, -9/+24I bet it's a lot like Barack. I heard the coffee is strong and black, but a little sweet.
- gr00vy, on 01/01/2009, -10/+24Nobody knows for sure where the beans are harvested though. If anyone asks, it's Hawaii.
- Regulator980, on 01/01/2009, -1/+15What I want to know is why the hell Montel is peddling Obama coins on television?
- FreddieD, on 01/01/2009, -0/+14Because Montel wants to own a piece of history, and YOU CAN TOO!
It's a keepsake that will last for generations. - TotalHalibut, on 01/01/2009, -1/+15You people are STILL doing this?
- goomba323, on 01/01/2009, -0/+13Coming from the man with the user name "iloveobama"?
- FreddieD, on 01/01/2009, -0/+12Oh chris, you are absolutely adorable when you troll.
- inactive, on 01/01/2009, -1/+12VERY good!
- Setari, on 01/01/2009, -0/+10$12.95 for 7 oz.? I think I'll pass.
- godofallcows, on 01/01/2009, -0/+9ITS ***** ESPRESSO NOT EXPRESSO
You are like a little child who thinks hes cool because he bought coffee. - rheaume, on 01/01/2009, -0/+8Reading that was like chewing on glass, thanks
- KDX200rider, on 01/01/2009, -0/+8I am not sure how much lamer things can get.
- chrysrobyn, on 01/01/2009, -1/+8Kona is a very expensive coffee. If you've ever had it, you know why. Cutting it with other beans is one way to make it closer to "reasonable". It may still not be worth the money to you, but there is a discernible difference.
If you're the kind of person who gets the 5 pound can of generic and don't know why people cough up the extra buck for Folgers, this isn't for you. If you buy Folgers because it's worth the money, you can imagine why other coffees can be worth even more. Once you open your tastes to the world of light roasting, coffees can taste very different and you get certain preferences.
Personally, I buy near the bottom of what Green Mountain Coffee sells. It's outrageous compared to generic 5 pound cans, but it's not merely a caffeine vehicle, it's an actual drink with a variety of tastes in each sip. - Zippo, on 01/01/2009, -1/+8Coffee? Sugar? Or do you like your coffee Barack?
- deac714, on 01/01/2009, -5/+12I hope it's better than the W blend...
The W blend...are you sure those are coffee beans? - inactive, on 01/01/2009, -6/+13Digg: Where's everyone's a witty up-and-coming Cracked writer! God, it's so nice to be original!
- gsadamb, on 01/01/2009, -2/+9How about a birth certificate you dumb piece of *****?
http://www.factcheck.org/askfactcheck/has_obamas_b ...
You know what? If you're going to just sit there and make facts up that don't have to withstand scrutiny of evidence, I'll do the same. George W. Bush is responsible for the Holocaust. He actually went back in a time machine and convinced Hitler it'd be a good idea. I want you tp prove to me that that DIDN'T happen.
Oh, and I think you like selling drugs to kids.
See how easy that is? - Torley, on 01/01/2009, -2/+8Taste you can believe in.
- DDRSkata, on 01/01/2009, -0/+6I feel like a lot of people missed the joke here.
- akchrs, on 01/01/2009, -1/+7How creepy is that.
- godofallcows, on 01/01/2009, -0/+6In the kitchen, making me a sandwich.
- 2of8, on 01/01/2009, -0/+6It's like alcohol. You can get $1 for a bottle of beer, or thousands of $ for a bottle of some fancy champagne. They both work towards getting you drunk, but the person drinking the thousand-dollar champagne is also probably savouring the taste.
- inactive, on 01/01/2009, -1/+6 For authenticity you have to fill half the cup with cream.
- Lavarock, on 01/01/2009, -0/+5This is just yet another excuse to make a quick buck diluting Kona Coffee and simultaneously ruin its reputation for the masses.
- atmenterprises, on 01/01/2009, -0/+5I heard it was imported from Kenya.
- inactive, on 01/01/2009, -1/+5Hmmm...It's a bit nutty.
- howea, on 01/01/2009, -0/+4it's the American way
- ADVIZR, on 01/01/2009, -0/+4Actually, they're much more pro-market than anyone else. Obama and "liberals" understand how important fair regulation is, which greatly helps business. It especially helps small business by preventing conglomerates from abusing the system.
Moreover, the biggest possible boost to business in the future will be a system for nationalized health care. That will bring about a huge boom in our economy.
//annoyed at self for responding to the troll - RudeTurnip, on 01/01/2009, -1/+5I like my coffee to be a little more bitter, like Michelle.
/I kid, I kid!!! - duggdowncatisad, on 01/01/2009, -0/+4The secret ingredient is a tablespoon of light sweet crude.
- soulonice, on 01/01/2009, -0/+4True this. A pound of uncut Kona beans easily goes for $20-25 in grocery stores on the island. And it's damn well worth it, too.
- thisisntjon, on 01/01/2009, -0/+4Correction - Digg: Where everybody is a Cracked.com writer/employee
- McNash, on 01/01/2009, -4/+7From the website.
"Introducing the Barak O Blend. In honor of our Native Born Son. Sip the story of our 44th president. Hawaii, Kenya, and Indonesia. The coffee of change." - 2of8, on 01/01/2009, -1/+4Is this a failed "I like the part where..." joke?
- DDRSkata, on 01/01/2009, -0/+3I'm not sure what you're implying with that last line, pal.
- T8erT0T, on 01/01/2009, -1/+4I'll take my coffee with a nice stimulus package of sugar.
- brandonthebuck, on 01/01/2009, -1/+4Vices and Spices in Santa Barbara has been doing this for months. The blend sounds promising, but it's untested.
- christopherRB, on 01/01/2009, -0/+3There is such thing as too much.
- slayermet420, on 01/01/2009, -1/+4That is a rip-off. I'll buy Dunkun Donuts for $8 a pound.
- onyxrev, on 01/01/2009, -0/+2You can order it at J&S Bean Factory!
http://www.jsbeanfactory.com/index.php/Bean-Factor ... - RudeTurnip, on 01/01/2009, -1/+3That's about the going price for a specialty blend.
- godofallcows, on 01/01/2009, -0/+2I hear Ludacris has a song.
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