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New Flavored Fork Adds Taste Of Ham To Every Meal

theonion.com — Get ready for the hammork!

Who dugg this? Made popular Aug 28, 2008

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  • Twinfire0, on 08/28/2008, -2/+48This + Bacon...

    Could you imagine the possibilities?!
  • lulzy, on 08/28/2008, -0/+42porkocalypse...
  • MillurTime, on 08/28/2008, -2/+39I was very disappointed when I saw that this was an onion article.

    I want a ham fork, damnit!
  • ThinkBox, on 08/27/2008, -1/+37"Oooo its watery... with a smack of ham!" - Buster Bluth
    "I call it Hot Ham Water!" - Lindsey Bluth
  • axiomflash, on 08/28/2008, -1/+34http://www.baconsalt.com/
  • Jo9100, on 08/28/2008, -1/+17Perfect gift for a jewish friend!
  • MadOgre, on 08/28/2008, -0/+14I dream the day when Bacon becomes a Health Food...
  • ChromaVita, on 08/28/2008, -1/+14Dear god. It's... It's beautiful......
  • Mootabolife, on 08/28/2008, -0/+12Don't worry, they have a warning for people like you.
  • Palquito, on 08/28/2008, -0/+10"Young man, you have the courage of a hero. And the breath of a fresh summer ham. "
  • helooksmortal, on 08/28/2008, -0/+9i would have bought this if it was real...
  • weebs, on 08/28/2008, -1/+10so did I. And it's the first poster. This was going to be my breakthrough as a digg user.
  • mdoom, on 08/28/2008, -1/+10everytime! I really need to look at the source of articles before I visit them only to be fooled by The Onion.
  • Elliuotatar, on 08/28/2008, -0/+9Can you eat ice cream with a fork?
  • Samsauce, on 08/28/2008, -0/+8Ham flavored fork and an onion flavored story.
  • LongShlong, on 08/28/2008, -3/+9OH... MY... GOD!
    ... If only.
  • publiclurker, on 08/28/2008, -0/+6Darn, after Bacon Salt, I had my hopes up that this would be real.
  • inactive, on 08/28/2008, -0/+6Seems like that would rip some kind of bacon flavored hole in the universe somewhere
  • inactive, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5Too bad Digg didn't invent a button for people to show their distaste of an article without having them just submit whiny comments. Oh wait a second...
  • inactive, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5Well, I know what I'm investing my childrens' college savings in!
  • Chjohnsonbag, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5Big Pink the only gum with the breath freshening power of ham!
  • inactive, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5Yeah, and what's the deal with movies? Did you know that most of them **never happened**?! What a load of *****!!!
  • jsdratm, on 08/28/2008, -2/+7But how will it add ham flavor to sandvich?
  • axiomflash, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5Just in case you missed my comment below, I wanted you to know: http://www.baconsalt.com/
  • poidh, on 08/28/2008, -0/+5Wish this was real. I love ham.
  • inactive, on 08/28/2008, -1/+5I made a pork condom... It's called the Banana Ham-hock.
  • noodlez, on 08/28/2008, -1/+5i clicked on comments just to post this.
    i'm glad i'm not alone.
  • thegrantman, on 08/28/2008, -1/+5I never sausage a thing.
  • esilverski, on 08/28/2008, -0/+4Yes, but is it kosher?
  • bjornski, on 08/28/2008, -0/+4Would that be Kosher?
  • peestandingup, on 08/28/2008, -1/+5And it pinkens your teeth while you chew.
  • ncapone, on 08/28/2008, -1/+5Too bad there's no lame button for you.
  • magneteye, on 08/28/2008, -0/+3The pork flavored utensil should have been a spork, not a fork.
  • borez, on 08/28/2008, -0/+3I'll put it in the drawer with my Gammoon and desert knifle
  • diacronic, on 08/28/2008, -5/+8Actually had hope this was real. I wanted bacon flavor.
    Then i saw the onion icon on the tab ...
  • squishee, on 08/28/2008, -0/+3What about a Spam-flavored spork?
  • TheR3dMenace, on 08/28/2008, -0/+3Butter up that Bacon!
  • inactive, on 08/28/2008, -0/+3Eat sandvich with tiny fork!
  • tange1, on 08/28/2008, -4/+7You know if its cheap all the public schools are going to use this to add flavor to meals. :-)
  • charlietuna, on 08/28/2008, -0/+3You have one picky toilet.
  • Charlotte_Web, on 08/28/2008, -1/+4Isn't that what fatback is for?
  • rufo, on 08/28/2008, -0/+2Yes, but where will Wall-E put it?
  • nmcphee, on 08/28/2008, -0/+2yes
  • iPood, on 08/28/2008, -0/+2I feel your pain sir...I feel your pain. That quote was the first thing that came to my mind when I read that headline.
  • Sornos, on 08/28/2008, -2/+4It's full of bacon...
  • PlanR, on 08/28/2008, -0/+2They had me at the word "ham". Otherwise, it'd be even better if they made it a "spork"

  • Acglaphotis, on 08/28/2008, -0/+2I'd put in "No one cares where you'd classify it."
  • MadOgre, on 08/28/2008, -1/+3That's not bacon! YOU FAIL AT BACON! Go eat your ham...
  • wufoo, on 08/28/2008, -1/+3I love Marta... the first one.
  • ncapone, on 08/28/2008, -2/+4I'd put it in the "Why haven't they done this yet?" section.

    I want my hammork, dammit!
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